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Swag Of The Moment: Hustler's Sarah Palin Parody Mask

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 13:50:00 EDT

We received our screener packet for "You're Nailin' Palin" today. Included in the mix? A "parody mask" of Lisa "Sarah Palin" Ann, to be worn by the special someone you wish to pretend is Lisa Ann (or Sarah Palin).

True, we've seen weirder (much weirder) stuff in the realm of porno promos—but for today, this one definitely takes the cake.

Porno Palin Profiled On "Entertainment Tonight"

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 10:30:00 EST

The rest of us may have long since forgotten (or stopped caring) about, who, exactly is "Nailin' Paylin," but it seems that "Entertainment Tonight" has only just discovered Hustler's parody porn—and, by extension, the lovely Lisa Ann. America's favorite hockey MILF made an appearance on the show this past Friday, in an attempt to drum up some post-election interest in her latest opus (whose name was apparently too raunchy to say during primetime. No comment.). We're pretty sure that Palinpornmania has peaked—but we wouldn't be surprised if Lisa Ann go herself some brand new fans. Clip above.

Columbia Students Create New Sex Magazine, Change World

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 12:30:22 EDT

Because we are old (and have some affiliation with Columbia University), we remember the first time Columbia students banded together to form a "new erotica review," one that seems to have completely folded after a mere two issues. But, college students being college students, the failures of the past are hardly likely to deter the pioneers of the present: and so, just this month, a new "new erotic review" has been born up at the Alma Mater on the Hudson shore.

C-Spot—which, at the very least, wins points for its name—is a self-described "work in progress" that seeks to cover a great deal of territory. Seemingly no area is off limits: the first issue features articles on vibrators, nude modeling, strip clubs, and internet porn (as well as the requisite selection of art nudes); and the letter from the editor promises much, much more (interviews with pornstars and sex workers! Sex party reviews! Sexpert Q&A!). It's all very young and earnest, and—jaded as we are—we half suspect it'll burn out after an issue or two. But hey, who knows? Maybe this time, it'll actually work. We certainly wish them well.

· C-Spot: The New Erotic Review (c-spotmagazine.com)

Ciara Is Naked On The Cover Of Vibe... Or Is She?

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 11:30:55 EDT

R&B star Ciara appears on the cover of the October issue of Vibe magazine—and what's more, she's naked, if strategically positioned! Naturally, this development has led Vibe to receive a whole lot of press, including a bit of controversy and maybe even a lawsuit. MTV reports that Ciara's considering legal action against the magazine, claiming that the powers that be airbrushed underwear out of her shots; meanwhile, Vibe denies these claims and says that the photo shoot was actually Ciara's idea. Either way, we don't really see why it matters that much: the photo is about as revealing as Julianna Margulies' recent "upskirt" shot. Maybe Ciara should save her energy for when that inevitable fake sex tape rumor comes along instead?

· "Ciara Poses Nude For Vibe" and "Ciara Was Nude In Photo Shoot, Vibe Editor Insists" (mtv.com)

Agent Provocateur Wants To Put A Spell On You

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 13:30:13 EDT

It seems like only yesterday that we learned about the lovely Peaches Geldof and her starring role in the latest Agent Provocateur campaign. And now we've managed to dig up the entire collection of photos (or tableaux vivants if you want to get fancy) ...and a teaser video to boot! It's all intended to promote Agent Provocateur's latest "Season of the Witch" line, and this is one case where were we find such blatant marketing most effective. Let's just say that the girls from Agent Provocateur have definitely put us under their spell. Photos and video after the jump.

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· Agent Provocateur (agentprovocateur.com)

No Virgin Suicides, Please, We're British: The Josh Hartnett Sex Tape (?)

Gram Ponante — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:30:30 EDT

While we're not sure if Josh Hartnett has made a good movie since "The Virgin Suicides," celebrity sex tape outlet Red Light District is offering $500,000 for the rights to distribute the apocryphal tape of the actor and an unidentified female friend (or "galpal") in a London hotel library.

No one connected with the actor said "It'll only have to sell, like, 20 copies to beat 'Hollywood Homicide'." (Well, maybe Defamer might have.) If the tape exists, our money is that it will be called "Member 2." Most shocking of all is they have libraries in English hotels?
· "Red Light District Offers $500,000 for Josh Hartnett Sex Vid (AVN.com)

Vagine On A Dime: HGTV Host Lee Snijder Alts It Up

Gram Ponante — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 00:00:00 EDT

It used to be that basic cable was a solid gig, but former Home & Garden TV "Design On A Dime" host Lee Snijder wasn't so lucky, and now he and girlfriend Jett Angel have turned to documenting items common to Fleshbot West's household: Goth Girls. Might-as-well-be-porn site TMZ reported that Snijders started Goth Rock Girls, an unsurprising (but no less appealing, what with Fleshbot Crush Object^TM Scarlett Pain moping therein) inky and pierce-y website. But no "cable" jokes, please: this is an all-girl affair.

· Goth Rock Girls (gothrockgirls.com)

Time Out New York Is So Horny

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 13 May 2008 10:40:44 EDT

To celebrate the recent release of their new Horny Issue, Time Out New York invited a select few hot bodied New Yorkers to celebrate spring with some drinking, debauchery, and a couple of rounds of Truth or Dare and Spin the Bottle. We stopped by to see just how horny New Yorkers can get, and as it happens the answer is "very." Photo proof after the jump.

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· We're Still Horny - Time Out NY (timeoutny.com)
· Photos by Yael Gottlieb

Porn Of The Opportunistic Moment: Hustler's "Gov Love: The Elliot Splitz-Her Story"

Gram Ponante — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 21:03:35 EDT

Though my title would have been "VaGIANT 9," Hustler's choice of the easily-identifiable "Elliot Splitz-Her" for its ripped-from-the-headlines pornification of the prostie-loving former New York Governor is proof enough why it owns real estate and I only have fond memories. Veteran performer Mike Horner (first porn scene, 1978; recently, Mike Not-the-Brady in "Not the Bradys XXX") was deemed to have the gravitas required to inhabit the role of "Client (of course) 69."

"Gov Love: The Elliott Splitz-Her Story" costars the squirtastic Angela Stone and Kissy Kapri and will be hitting shelves next month; see what we're in for via the (PG-13) trailer and (XXX) box cover after the jump.

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· Hustler's "Gov Love" Trailer (youtube.com)
· Hustler Video (hustlervideo.com)
· See also: "Spitzer Sex Scenes: Now More Cringey" (Gawker)

New Yorkers On Top (And Bottom)

Jonnobot — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:56:43 EDT

The New York Post took a walk on the wild side yesterday with a special report on these super-kinky fetish types who, like, dress up in all sorts of freaky outfits and do all sorts of naughty things to each other with whipes and paddles and stuff! To be fair, actually, reporter Mandy Stadtmiller didn't get anywhere near as leering, winky, and/or righteously outraged with her report as some of the Post's previous coverage of NYC's sexual subcultures have been; she even donned a skintight rubber nurse's outfit (which she looks pretty darn good in) to attend the Cat O' Nine Fetish Gala this weekend to rub, uh, shoulders with such luminaries as Penthouse Pet Krista Ayne and the always enticing Dr. Victoria Zdrok. If only all tabloid coverage of the BDSM scene was as fair and balanced. (And had its reporters wearing skintight rubber nurse outfits. Are you listening, Fox News?) Video after the jump.

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· "WHIP IT! WHIP IT GOOD!: LOCAL 'DOMS' PACK A PUNCH AND A BALL GAG" (NY Post)

Who's That Girl?: The Greatest Celebrity Sex Scandals That Weren't

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:20:28 EDT

Everyone loves celebrity sex stories; we probably wouldn't be in business if they didn't. But one problem with amateur handheld night-vision camera phone pornography is that it's often difficult to identify the participants. Of course, that also makes it easy to dupe a public eager for juicy gossip into thinking that you fucked a movie star. The more immediate problem for us is that whenever one of these sexy stories "leaks" people turn to us to pass an informed judgment on its veracity—and most of the time, we're just as confused as everyone else: we do pride ourselves on our ability to spot a good fake, but even we get it wrong sometimes. (And that's the most shocking fact of all!) So join us as we take a look back at some incredibly scandalous true-life celebrity shenanigans that turned out to be not-so-true after all ... and even one that was.

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· The Britney Spears Sex Tape

We all wanted that one to be true, but sadly, that was just the beginning of the end for America's fairy tale couple.

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· The Alyson Hannigan Sex Tape

To this day, you can still find paysites that are trying to pass this off an authentic exclusive, even though no one really believed it in the first place.

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· The Adriana Lima Sex Tape

We would have totally bought that a Victoria's Secret supermodel would fuck on tape, except that virgins don't generally fuck on tape. Or Victoria's Secret supermodels for that matter.

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· American Idol contestant Antonella Barba's blowjob

We were never 100% sure if these were definitively proven to be her or not, but that's beautiful thing about interent scandals: It's not a lie if you believe it!

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· Vanessa Hudgens Nude Cell Phone Pics

The craziest thing about these pictures wasn't that they involved the star of a Disney show, but that they were actually her! (She also may have taken them for a boy who isn't really into girls, but that's another story).

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· Kristin Davis' Old Nudie Pics

Some people are apparently still on the fence about this one, but unless someone has a really detailed picture of Kristin Davis' elbows we're not buying it.

Gene Simmons Addresses The "Incident"

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 10:57:54 EST

From his official website: "Hi everyone. You may have heard or seen garbage that has sprung up from my past. Rest assured the proper legal team is looking at all ramifications and options ... All is well." Why so harsh? It's not the best sex tape ever, but we wouldn't necessarily call it "garbage." (genesimmons.com)

New York Post Bravely Outs Bondage "Addict"

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:07:32 EST

The New York tabloids have never been ones to shy away from a salacious sex story, so naturally they were all over the tale of a regular middle-aged joe, who was nearly accidentally strangled to death at a bondage club in midtown Manhattan. He didn't die, thankfully, despite the scare, but even though no crime was committed and no charges are being filed, the New York Post felt it was perfectly appropriate to publish the man's name, address, and profession on Page One, and even decided to call his wife themselves to break the news. Now today, they're patting themselves on the back for interviewing the man in the hospital (while he was still groggy after three days in a coma) and getting him to renounce his BDSM "addiction."

A few other media outlets are rightfully a little peeved about outing a private citizen for no other reason than to shame him for his legal, consensual and private sex life. "The Post will happily name every adult caught in a dog collar," says a spokesman, which sounds like a good policy ... provided they also name any NY Post/News Corp. employees who might also indulge in a little collar wearing on the side. Since editor-in-chief Col Allan is himself a noted fan of international strip clubs, maybe that would be a good place to start?

As our buddy Dan Savage points out, this is all part of a larger trend of the media preying on the public's moral outrage about sex, while simultaneously spoonfeeding them the kinky smut they supposedly abhor so much. Like the Mississippi news station that tried to trap a sex shop in an illegal dildo sale, before turning them into a police department that could not have cared less. (By the way, Dan also recommends you ship that TV reporter your used sex toys since she seems so eager to get them off the street.)

· HANGY SPANKY + THEY BEAT IT OUT OF ME (nypost.com)
· Sexual Vigilanteism at the 'New York Post' (portfolio.com)
· "The Post will happily name every adult caught in a dog collar." + "3 on Your Side" (thestranger.com)
· Thumbnail via

A Night At Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art Show

Lux Nightmare — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 13:38:04 EST

What could possibly be hotter than an art cabaret event with booze, burlesque perfomers, and awesome giveaways? An art cabaret event with even more booze, more burlesque, more giveaways, and live naked drawing action! We stopped by the opening party for Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art Show at Rapture in NYC's East Village last night and while we were there, our video maven Richard Blakeley managed to corner Dr. Sketchy's founder and Fleshbot crush object Molly Crabapple and get her to spill all the dirty secrets of life drawing, burlesque, and the ideology (or lack thereof) behind Dr. Sketchy's. We may not know much about art, but we know what we like—and when the art includes hot naked boobage, we like it even more.

· Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art Show (drsketchy.com)
· Molly Crabapple (mollycrabapple.com)
· Video by Richard Blakeley

Is Fox News Too Hot For TV?

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:31:30 EST

What's the hottest network on television right now? Would you believe Fox News?! These naughty freaks will show anything, talk about everything, and leave you fair and balanced ... in your pants! Smutmaster General Bill O'Reilly and his filthy cohorts are so NSFW, they've even been banned from Digg! They report, you get off!

· FOX News Porn (foxnewsporn.com)
· 'Fox News Porn' Content Banned (aol.com)
· FOX News Porn is too hot for Digg (bravenewfilms.org)

Museum Of Sex Turns Five

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 13:00:21 EDT

Has it really been just five short years since the Museum of Sex first opened its doors on 5th Avenue in New York City? This long-overdue institution of lower learning sometimes goes unnoticed amid the debauchery of its surrounding environment, but we still say it's the best place to go for an educated tour of our kinky world. (It's also a perfect first date destination.) Last night, they celebrated their anniversary the only way they know how—penis balloon fights! Ok, there was some other stuff going on too, but it got lost in the haze of tattoo ink, drilldos, and chicken fingers. Fortunately, we bumped into Nikola Tamindzic and his camera and he kindly made us this memory book of the evening. Oh, boy ... it's all coming back to us now.

· Museum of Se[x] (museumofsex.com)
· Balloons by Mistress B (mistressballoon.com)

You Can Has Lolpr0n!

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 24 May 2007 15:30:50 EDT

One of our favorite things to do after a long day of slogging in the porn mines is to spend some time at I Can Has Cheezburger? for a relaxing dose of lolcats; it's a nice way to unwind and remember that there are indeed different kinds of pussies out there to look at. Little did we realize, though, how quickly kitteh speak would take over our entire society: we now how have lolbees, lolStar Trek, lolgays, and even lolpresidents to giggle over as well. So it was really only a matter of time before we would be forced to get in on the act. (Don't pretend you didn't see this coming—after all, we live to take everything that is sweet and innocent in this world and corrupt it beyond all measure.) We now proudly present to you the debut of lolpr0n. Plz to be enjoying our filthiness, and feel free to warm the harbls! Kthxbi!!!!!1!!!!

· Lolpr0n! (Fleshbot Gallereh)
· I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER? (icanhascheezburger.com)
· "You cannot resist lolcats" (explanation for no0bs @ slate.com)

Party Report: "Bachelor Party" Is Good, Clean Fun

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 03 May 2007 13:29:07 EDT

We're fairly certain that the Las Vegas Tourism Board stole their now-infamous slogan from somebody who liked to throw wild bachelor parties—which is ironic because bachelor parties are sort of the reason the city of Las Vegas was built in the first place. What happens at your best buddy's last night of freedom before strapping on the old ball and chain usually stays at the strip club ... or it did before author David Boyer decided to blow the roof off the whole thing with his new book "Bachelor Party Confidential." In honor of his plan to ~~ruin it for everyone~~ celebrate this time-honored tradition, the book launch was celebrated with a party last night at the Pussycat Lounge in Manhattan. Naturally, the event featured belly dancers and lingerie-clad hula-hoopers and the author himself, who explained to us what the big deal is. Just don't tell our fiancé, who we've haven't met yet, but we're quite certain will be very peeved to find out what we've been up to all this time.

· Bachelor Party Confidential (bachelorparties.org)
· Shot by Alex Goldberg
· Edited by Richard Blakeley

Previously: Old School Nightlight Photos by Derek Ridgers, Party Report: Debbie Does Manhattan, Nikola's Never Ending Birthday Bash (= More Boobs!), Party Report: Rachel Kramer Bussel Is Not On Top

Party Report: Debbie Does Manhattan

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 17:31:46 EDT

Made in Los Angeles and taking place in Dallas, Heaven, and Hell (Dallas adjacent), what better place to hold the premiere party for Paul Thomas' latest cheerleader porn opus than the Flatiron District of Manhattan? Yes, Debbie is doing that very lucky Texas city once again, but Club Ultra on West 26th Street was where co-stars Monique Alexander and Savanna Samson came to mingle with fans and drink moderately-priced alcohol. Never one to turn down booze and/or pornstars, Team Fleshbot members took in the festivities and came back with this video diary (and a few teaser clips from the movie to sweeten the pot.) Two pornstars in a darkened room with 100 or so shady guys for four hours? You do the math.

· See also: "Debbie Does Dallas ... Again" Blog (worldofwonder.net)
· Vivid (vivid.com)
· Video by Richard Blakeley
· Preorder: "Debbie Does Dallas ... Again" (Adult DVD Empire)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch: Debbie Dies (Dallas), Breaking: Debbie Still Doing Dallas, Porn Valley (Adjacent) Dispatch: Not-Debbie Does Manhattan

Party Report: Rachel Kramer Bussel Is Not On Top

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 13 Apr 2007 13:47:41 EDT

Although currently in the middle of a 33-blog virtual book tour, kinky/sexy writer Rachel Kramer Bussel knows that there is plenty of fun to be had offline too. That why she invited fans of erotica and domination to Manhattan's Lower East Side last night for the real world, flesh-and-blood book party for her new twin anthologies, "He's On Top" and "She's On Top." The thing is, when Rachel throws a party people tend get spanked, and as you can see from this "you are there" video report, the host is almost always the first in line. (And appropriately dressed for the occasion.) Hey, it may be a book party, but when you hold it at a former massage parlor-turned-bar called Happy Ending—and you invite a fellow erotica writer who also happens to be a professional dom—you just know things are going to get interesting.

· "She's On Top and "He's On Top" (book info @ cleispress.com)
· Rachel Kramer Bussel (rachelkramerbussel.com)
· Video by Richard Blakeley
· Spanking by L. Elise Bland

Previously: Rachel Kramer Bussel's Kinky Blog Tour