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more about #straight more comments → Conrad: I would be a a little worried if her nipples didn't follow. Nipples aren't something I would want to leave at home. Hopefully they didn't follow her... more » FrankN.Stein: who needs a basket anyway? she's got all we need for a picnic with her. more » heterophobic: #7 is one of my favorite videos of all time. Those tits are just a work of art. more » heterophobic: Wow, great ones! more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Fittingly, the hog she services is much more a Bell burrito than a Qdoba. #yesiambraggingonmine Oh, & all Gawker posts about ghost-riding should incl... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: 12.oo pm settles it. Porn films need to come with bloopers reel. If they're good enough for Santa Clause 3, they're good enough for porn. Even if Tim ... more » bmonkey: Just a lovely shot...why would you want to spoil it with a basket? more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: I know it would seem convenient that I am, as ever, the contrarian, but to say a large mammary excites me more than another, smaller tit, would be dis... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Eva reminds of Juliette Frette, here. Never a bad thing, to my mind. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Dun-dun-dun-dun-da-da. Go, go, Gadget Dick. /slim shady'd //fuck I'm old, that was out eleven years ago more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: "Spend a fortnite with these November birthday starlets..." more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: & they all are better actors than Helena Bonham Carter. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: This video has been removed by the user Obviously, s/he does not like champagne. /bigger //blacker more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Roger Ebert has advised, "If only The Brown Bunny would have been done like this". more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: If Shat were good enough for BurningAngel v.2.0beta (or some such), surely Levi would be as well, even as BA is on v.4.0. So, Commandress, make it hap... more » -
#wtf
Swag Of The Moment: Hustler's Sarah Palin Parody Mask
We received our screener packet for "You're Nailin' Palin" today. Included in the mix? A "parody mask" of Lisa "Sarah Palin" Ann, to be worn by the special someone you wish to pretend is Lisa Ann (or Sarah Palin). More » -
#scandal
Ciara Is Naked On The Cover Of Vibe... Or Is She?
R&B star Ciara appears on the cover of the October issue of Vibe magazine—and what's more, she's naked, if strategically positioned! Naturally, this development has led Vibe to receive a whole lot of press, including a bit of controversy and maybe even a lawsuit. MTV reports that Ciara's considering legal action against the magazine, claiming that the powers that be airbrushed underwear out of her shots; meanwhile, Vibe denies these claims and says that the photo shoot was actually Ciara's idea. Either way, we don't really see why it matters that much: the photo is about as revealing as Julianna Margulies' recent "upskirt" shot. Maybe Ciara should save her energy for when that inevitable fake sex tape rumor comes along instead? More » -
#lingerie
Agent Provocateur Wants To Put A Spell On You
It seems like only yesterday that we learned about the lovely Peaches Geldof and her starring role in the latest Agent Provocateur campaign. And now we've managed to dig up the entire collection of photos (or tableaux vivants if you want to get fancy) ...and a teaser video to boot! It's all intended to promote Agent Provocateur's latest "Season of the Witch" line, and this is one case where were we find such blatant marketing most effective. Let's just say that the girls from Agent Provocateur have definitely put us under their spell. Photos and video after the jump. More » -
#rumors
No Virgin Suicides, Please, We're British: The Josh Hartnett Sex Tape (?)
While we're not sure if Josh Hartnett has made a good movie since "The Virgin Suicides," celebrity sex tape outlet Red Light District is offering $500,000 for the rights to distribute the apocryphal tape of the actor and an unidentified female friend (or "galpal") in a London hotel library. More » -
#youarethere
Time Out New York Is So Horny
To celebrate the recent release of their new Horny Issue, Time Out New York invited a select few hot bodied New Yorkers to celebrate spring with some drinking, debauchery, and a couple of rounds of Truth or Dare and Spin the Bottle. We stopped by to see just how horny New Yorkers can get, and as it happens the answer is "very." Photo proof after the jump. More » -
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#youarethere
New Yorkers On Top (And Bottom)
The New York Post took a walk on the wild side yesterday with a special report on these super-kinky fetish types who, like, dress up in all sorts of freaky outfits and do all sorts of naughty things to each other with whipes and paddles and stuff! To be fair, actually, reporter Mandy Stadtmiller didn't get anywhere near as leering, winky, and/or righteously outraged with her report as some of the Post's previous coverage of NYC's sexual subcultures have been; she even donned a skintight rubber nurse's outfit (which she looks pretty darn good in) to attend the Cat O' Nine Fetish Gala this weekend to rub, uh, shoulders with such luminaries as Penthouse Pet Krista Ayne and the always enticing Dr. Victoria Zdrok. If only all tabloid coverage of the BDSM scene was as fair and balanced. (And had its reporters wearing skintight rubber nurse outfits. Are you listening, Fox News?) Video after the jump. More » -
#celebrity
Who's That Girl?: The Greatest Celebrity Sex Scandals That Weren't
Everyone loves celebrity sex stories; we probably wouldn't be in business if they didn't. But one problem with amateur handheld night-vision camera phone pornography is that it's often difficult to identify the participants. Of course, that also makes it easy to dupe a public eager for juicy gossip into thinking that you fucked a movie star. The more immediate problem for us is that whenever one of these sexy stories "leaks" people turn to us to pass an informed judgment on its veracity—and most of the time, we're just as confused as everyone else: we do pride ourselves on our ability to spot a good fake, but even we get it wrong sometimes. (And that's the most shocking fact of all!) So join us as we take a look back at some incredibly scandalous true-life celebrity shenanigans that turned out to be not-so-true after all ... and even one that was. More »
