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"Gangbang Squad" Goes All Out For Lucky Number "16"

DCypher — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 20:00:00 EST

If you've ever dreamed of getting the stuffing fucked out of you by about seventy-two consecutive inches of beer-can-wide, hard, black cock, or just enjoy watching other people take it, have we got a treat for you.

That's right campers—our good friends over at Pink Visual have sent over this massive collection of pictures from their latest volume of the "Gangbang Squad" featuring lovely cum covered angels like Amber Rayne, Aurora Snow, Anita Blue, Katie Angel, and Hollie Mae Holmes.

Sexy Amber Rayne is no stranger to taking any and all cocks you can send her way. This dirty little angel has an extraordinary sexuality that knows no bounds. Thank Buddha! We are certain that she could carry this opus on her own, taking on forty or more guys if she had the time and a little notice to stretch. If anyone deserves some recognition as 'Performer of the Year' she does. We'd be happy to give it to her any day of the week!

Aurora Snow proves that she hasn't changed a bit since her decadent Sin City days. She's still the pint-sized queen of taking big black cocks in every hole until her lovers balls are fully drained and they are satisfied. She's entertained more men than football, UFC, and that cheesy Victoria Secret Fashion show combined—and is still ready for more. It's great to see her back in action. She will always be one of our favorites, because she loves every minute of sucking and fucking she can get—and it shows.

"Gangbang Squad 16" comes out from Pink Visual this month. Look for it...after you check out this huge gallery of course. We suggest you do it a little at a time, bookmarking the page and coming back when you've had time to, um, recover. If you are like us it's going to be something you want to savor, not gobble down and throw out. This set alone could keep an average man happy for the rest of the cold holiday nights to cum.

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Big Dreams Of Big Cocks

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 12:00:00 EDT

Mora's just an Argentinian girl with a dream...a dream of one day experiencing four cocks at the same time. And you know what, people? Here on Fleshbot, dreams really do come true—for Argentinian pornsars and for you.

Provided, of course, that your dream was to watch Mora achieve her dream. Which we're betting it was.

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Ruby Reds Sets Record For Biggest UK Gangbang

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Last month we alerted you that British redhead Ruby Reds was going to attempt to set a record for the largest recorded UK gangbang. Well, after 5 hours, 45 men, and 105 sexings, Ruby has, in fact, achieved her goal.

But wait, what's that you say? How has Ruby set a record with a mere 45 men when Sabrina Deep banged 77 men a few years back? Well, do keep in mind that Ruby was trying to set the UK record, not the world record, which lowers the bar considerably (especially given that no one in the UK had ever attempted to set such a record before).

But enough with the quibbling over details: the important thing is that Ruby banged a whole lot of dudes, and Red Hot TV will be making the epic fuckfest available on TV November 27 and 28. We've got our fingers crossed that they release a DVD edition for all of us overseas types—we know quite a few people who'd enjoy getting Ruby's adventure as a stocking stuffer this Christmas.

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TGI Fuckday

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 12:00:00 EDT

It's Friday! It's Friday! It's Friday! And to celebrate the fact that we made it all the way through this week without killing anyone, we're giving ourselves a special little gift: that's right, we're gonna was two girls get gangbanged.

And not just any two girls, either: Jenna Lovely and Angelina Love...who most definitely know how to take a bunch of cocks (if you know what we mean).

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Pornstar Ruby Reds To Attempt The Great British Gang Bang

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 14:30:01 EDT

British pornstar Ruby Reds is on a mission to set a record: she wants to be at the center of the largest recorded UK gang bang—and she needs your help!

As part of Red Hot TV's Great British Gang Bang, Ruby will be attempting to get her freak on with 150 amateur men (yes, 150). Since that is a whole heck of a lot of dudes, Red Hot is currently recruiting. If you can get to La Chambre, Sheffield on October 8, you could just have the chance to have your way with Ruby (which, if you ask us, sounds like a pretty sweet deal).

Interested? Mail your contact details to: Red Hot TV – GBGB, P.O. Box 381, London. E14 9GL or gbgb@redhottvnow.co.uk. Hey: it's a once in a lifetime opportunity.

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"Gangbanged" Ushers In New Era Of World Peace

DCypher — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 15:00:00 EDT

When it comes to getting a whole mess of hot throbbing fuckstick crammed up a sweet young girl's every hole, we'd have to say we're all for it. Real shocker there, huh? For more tantalizing, earth shattering revelations, read on!

We want to get right to it in this post, to the good stuff, with no filler whatsoever this time around. No esoteric tongue twisters or pithy puns required for this one—just straight to the, um, meat, at the hot pink center of the sticky pulsing issue. Oh shit. We're doing it again. Fark!

When New Sensations decided to release this Sexsense title, "Gangbanged," starring Sarah Twain, Sara, Angelina Love, and Jenna Lovely taking on a small army unit worth of angry cock, we were solidly behind them. Still, there are many unanswered questions that spring to mind, and we would like to probe deeper into some of them until we get some satisfying answers that leave us drained of all our pearly white liquid curiosity.

What is it, we wonder, that endows these brave young women with the ability to throw caution to the wind and boldly flat back where other equally horny but more timid women fear to tread? Could it be that they simply genetically lack the inhibition that holds lesser women back from reaching such great heights of pleasure? Do they not care if they are branded with the terrifying labels of "SLUT" or "WHORE" that seem to scare off most of their sisters?

We'd like to think it's something else. As Robert Plant suggested, way down inside, these women need a whole lot of love. And a whole lot of love is precisely what they get, and then some, and then some more, until there's so much love bursting out of them in every direction that they could actually fulfill the dream of accomplishing world peace. After all, who has time to fight when they just came their brains out?

"Gangbanged 1" releases this week from New Sensations. If all goes well, the UN should be closing their doors by the 1st week of August. Don't believe us? See for yourself.

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"Gangbang Junkies 3" Helps Redefine Insatiable Need

DCypher — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Director Cruel Raul only has four scenes in his latest installment of "Gangbang Junkies"—but with action this intense, any more would be sheer overkill.

The picture stars Bonny Bon, Nicole Evans, Jasmine Rouge, and Debbie White—and the amount of cock these dazzling ladies can take up inside their slick innards is nothing short of extraordinary. We've all dated girls who can't take more than five minutes of serious pounding. Usually the prettier the girl, the less cock she can handle (notable exceptions include Stoya, Sasha, Joanna, and Dana DeArmond—who is still seeing the internet.).

The girls in Pink Visual's "Gangbang Junkies 3," however, take on five or six guys at a time, and we mean really take them on, wearing these seasoned cock slingers out in the process. We're certain that half the guys involved in the filming of this release went home and cried. After leafing through this explicit sampling sent over by the company we can't say we blame them.

These girls are smoking hot and full to the hilt of throbbing fuck stick. Real man eaters here. See for yourselves if you don't believe us. They might actually redefine the word insatiable for these talented young ladies.

"Gangbang Junkies 3" comes out next month, but we here at Fleshbot are so well connected that we got a hold of this exclusive sneak peek gallery today. Try to think of creative new way to thank us, okay?

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Syd Blakovich And Jiz Lee Know How To Treat A Lady

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 17:00:00 EDT

What's that you say? A few years ago, on Valentine's Day, heartthrobs Syd Blakovich and Jiz Lee joined in a gang bang of femme fatale Rozen DeBowe...and there are pictures? And we get to see them? Well, we're satisfied.

“Slutty & Sluttier 9” Is One Cure For Existential Angst

DCypher — Fri, 08 May 2009 16:00:00 EDT

At long last the weekend is here, drawing a long and tedious week to a glorious close. We've saved the best—courtesy of Manuel Ferrara and Evil Angel—for Friday. You're going to like this, trust us.

What's it all about? We often ask ourselves that question as we paw through an endless sea of sticky pictures of girls pulling themselves open for well endowed men. Rarely do we come up with an answer that satisfies us. Before we can get underneath the mystery of our attraction to porn, our puerile fascination, we are once again swept away by another incredible young starlet.

Manuel Ferrara certainly doesn't have the answer, we can tell you that. Nor does he have a comprehensive grasp of the English language, for that matter. Yet somewhere behind his sparkling eyes and that elusive Mona Lisa smile, the man has the virile imagination of a perverted genius, bringing our dark fantasies together with great passion and enthusiasm and once again turning our heads and hearts over to our raging insatiable lust.

His latest release is "Slutty & Sluttier 9," and stars Gianna Michaels, Cecilia Vega, Dana DeArmond, Sindee Jennings, Rebeca Linares, Bobbi Starr, Cindy Crawford, and Alicia Angel behaving like absolute sex maniacs and devouring huge cock into their every orifice. It's nothing short of brilliant, with its increasingly harder and harder scenes progressively building to all out gang bang. Our only concern is that we seem to be growing desensitized to it all. If he keeps giving us this kind of amazing goodness, how will we ever watch normal porn again?

We will let you be the judge.

"Slutty & Sluttier 9" releases soon from Evil Angel. Keep your eyes, and other usable body holes, open and ready.

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Austyn Moore Has Tits Of TNT—And Weapons Grade Sexual Stamina

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 12:00:00 EDT

Austyn Moore is serious about getting down to business—and she's also pretty serious about getting down. Not that we'd expect any less from such an accomplished intelligence agent. Come on, we've seen James Bond movies!

Though we have to say, Austyn easily puts James Bond to shame. 007 may have had a way with the ladies—but when was the last time you saw him at the center of a blowbang (clitbang?)?

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Joanna Angel: Master Of The Universe (Of Sex)

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 12:00:00 EDT

Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel: is there anything she can't do? We're think the answer's "no"—given that she knows how to run a business, fuck like a champ, and even make a gangbang look fun.

(What, you thought we gave the Supreme Commandress title to just anyone? Please—it takes serious skills to earn that honor.)

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Previously: "XOXO Joanna Angel": With Kisses And Gangbangs

Bobbi Starr & Dana DeArmond Ratchet Up Bar With "Insatiable Voyage"

DCypher — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 14:00:00 EST

If there is one thing we love here at FBHQ on a Monday morning, it's incendiary new releases with really loooooooooooong titles that push limits & defy the rules. Mike John holds us down proper.

His latest offering features only two girls, but with, like, forty guys taking turns fucking the hell out of both of them. Oh, what a pair they make!

First, two of the filthiest, drop-dead beautifulest, most uninhibited and in your face lascivious maneaters the industry has ever seen go at each other, stretching their tight pink funholes open and lubing them with spit. Then they get absolutely pummeled in those wonder inducing love muscles by the equivalent of a drug dealers private army, wearing out some bad boys and gulping down their freshly churned loads. Damn!

These girls take "no limits" to a brand new place—and inadvertently worm themselves ever deep into our hearts in the process. New girls hungry for the glory of that dirty blue spotlight, as well as washed up porn princesses looking to reclaim the fame, now have a new marker. If you work hard, and sleep with a buttplug in, you may one day try to take on the internet's girlfriend—but we wouldn't recommend it. (We're still scared of her, to be honest.)

"Bobbi Starr & Dana DeArmond's Insatiable Voyage" comes out by the end of the week but we snatched up these unbelievable shots for you now, because Mondays are hard enough without having to think about how far the end of the week seems from this moment right here and now.

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"Gangbang Squad" Working Overtime in Volume 14

DCypher — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 15:30:00 EST

Pulling a train on a sweet young thing in need of yards of hard tool is more difficult than it looks. Believe us—we know all about it. These guys are working hard. Real hard.

You see, the kind of dirty girl that can handle six or seven guys all working over her hot and willing holes at the same time is not your average, garden variety slut. Far from it. These girls are next level super freaks who expect a certain level of performance from the lucky stiffs drilling their sweet, honeylicious pinkness. And it's all because they know that once their engines get cranked up, they'll devolve into ravenous cock fiends unable to control their desires to fuck and suck everything in sight. If they intuit fear or hesitation, even for a second, it can throw off the fantastic illusion of decadence and filth they have worked so diligently to weave around their experience.

Which is exactly why Pink Visual has gathered a rare guild of cocksmen who know how to work over greedy bitches properly, swarming in ready to pry sticky skins the fuck wide open, pound balls deep into tight cunt and ass, then swap out with a buddy while letting their princess slurp her own tasty juices off their throbbing fuck sticks. These guys don't skip a beat or miss the chance to get in, get out, and—last but oh so not least—to get off. And the lusty ladies lucky enough to be their costars get basted in baby batter as the salty reward to all their aerobatics.

It's truly a carefully choreographed sexual dance, and one that Nina, Starla, Claudia Downs, Mia Knight, and the alluring sweet Allura Sweet appreciate on every level. You will too, after checking out our sneak peak gallery.

"Gangbang Squad 14" releases this week from Pink Visual.

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The Internet: Where All Your Centaur Sex Dreams Come True

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 14:30:01 EST

We can't tell you how many times we've woken up and thought, "Man, it would be great to watch a video of a big breasted lady getting gangbanged by some centaurs with twelve-inch cocks."

Of course, what with well-hung centaurs being so few and far between, we've always followed up that thought with a sigh of discontent and a long session of "Let's Pretend!" Until today, that is—today being the day when we discovered that, through the magic of CGI, it's actually possible to make our fantasy a reality. Take that, science! We're totally going to spend the rest of the afternoon enjoying this video. See you later, suckers!

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"XOXO Joanna Angel": With Kisses And Gangbangs

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 16:00:48 EDT

Our crush on Joanna Angel is hardly a secret (she is our Supreme Commandress, after all), so it shouldn't be too surprising to learn that when we first heard rumors of an upcoming feature that would showcase the punk rock princess in every single scene, we were... well, struck dumb wouldn't be too far off. And when we heard that it would be her filthiest release ever, with tons of group sex, a D/S scene, and even a gangbang, it took about a week to pick our jaw back up off the floor. When we finally received a copy of the film, we were almost afraid to watch it. Could it possibly live up to our hopes and dreams? Could any earthly porno really live up to the hype we'd created in our heads?

Somehow, amazingly, yes. "XOXO Joanna Angel" is truly a tribute to Joanna's strengths as a performer. In eight full scenes, she explores a great deal of new ground, getting down and dirty (and we do mean dirty) in the best possible way. It is, perhaps, some of the highest praise we can give to say that Joanna makes a gangbang look like a whole lot of fun: after watching her eagerly enjoy cock after cock, we found ourselves wondering why, exactly, we'd never made the time to include such a fabulous activity in our own lives.

Fans of "Porny Monster" and "Joanna's Angels" may be disappointed to learn that "XOXO" doesn't have much of a plot. When the feature begins, Joanna is getting ready to go out to a club; we soon learn that she's headed to the release party for "XOXO Joanna Angel" (not to be confused with this). At the party, she screens "XOXO Joanna Angel," the movie within a movie (porno within a porno?) that comprises five of the eight sex scenes (the other three work their way into the film as Joanna tells sexy stories to fellow partygoers). Of course, given that "XOXO" clocks in at over three hours, we'd have a hard time sitting through any plot it offered anyway: unless you're in the mood for a marathon porn session, the film is probably best enjoyed on a scene-by-scene basis (in which case an overarching plot is ultimately irrelevant).

So: with anal, blowjobs, girl on girl, group sex, a gang bang, bukkake, voyeurism, bondage, BDSM, exhibitionism, masturbation, phone sex, nightvision sex, a blow bang, and an appearance by "Barack Obama," we're pretty sure that Ms. Angel has pretty thoroughly covered the porn continuum from A-Z. And really, what more could we ask? We're thrilled to see to Joanna at her filthiest: really, our only request is "More, please."

But hey, don't just take our word for it. Check out the gallery of stills below, and see for yourself:

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"No Cum Dodging Allowed": They Are Not Afraid

DCypher — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:50:14 EDT

Believe it or not, gentle readers, there once was a time when ducking pop shots was the norm. Contract girls were thought to be almost too pretty for porn and only fucked for the money, not for the love of the game, and many of them didn’t want to mess up their fancy makeup with a healthy basting of baby batter at the end of a scene. Imagine what it was like to watch gals working their way to the money shot in a veritable frenzy ... and then miraculously dodging it Matrix bullet time-style at the last possible second! So fans of the facial had to look for ever more niche-oriented titles in order to satisfy their pornic desires, turning to Japanese bukkake imports where previously a simple old couples-friendly Vivid movie would have sufficed.

In such a climate was born Mike John's "No Cum Dodging Allowed" series for Jules Jordan Video, and it quickly became one of the go-to titles for facial fans. In this, the ninth installment, the resolute Tatiana Kush, Velicity Von, Adrianna Nicole, Dana DeArmond, and Allie Foster get covered in goo so often and with such enthusiasm that you'd think that Nickelodeon was somehow involved in its production.

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Hungry For More: "Cum For Cover 2"

DCypher — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 17:55:54 EDT

With gangs of thugs roaming the streets of suburbia in search of gas to syphon for their SUV's (it's totally true—a friend of a friend told us!), we here at Team Fleshbot recommend that instead of taking the family on that road trip to the Grand Canyon this summer, you may want to just whip up a batch of potato salad or two and stay home to enjoy a good old-fashioned hot dog eating contest instead. But not just any hot dog eating contest!

Starring a bunch of girls you've probably never heard of including Alien (!), Lisa Sparkle, Baby Silver, Regina Moon, Black Angelica, Nikki Rider, and Antynia LaRouge, "Cum For Cover 2" comprises seven oral-only scenes that should provide blowbang fans with plenty to chew on. Those heterosexual male viewers who are uncomfortable staring at so much peen might want to consider viewing them as mere decorative elements on the set (albeit ones with a disconcerting habit of spewing white goo every now and again) instead of the yards of flesh-and-engorged blood man junk that they are.

And if you're tempted to try any of this at home, remember that these young ladies are professionals and that all stunts were performed on a closed set—so, like, don't. Have a hot dog instead!

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Student Sex Parties: Where Delicious Food, Cold Beer, And Hot Boobs Are Always On The Menu

Jonnobot — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 12:30:12 EDT

Why yes, poking fun at the oddly translated English-language copy on some foreign produced websites really is as easy as shooting those proverbial fish in a barrel, and is a form of humor which really ought to be beneath us. That said, we're at least as tickled by the merrily convoluted scene descriptions at the evidently former Eastern Bloc-produced Student Sex Parties as we are by the scenes themselves, which seem to feature mostly students at the continuing education end of the university spectrum. Join us after the jump for some of StudentSexParties.com's more delightful descriptive moments ... and pity us that our own bright college days weren't nearly this interesting.

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Who knows what these young and careless students can think up another moment? Nobody does! Here they are - going to attend the classes and be as zealous in studies as ever possible, but as soon as the company gathers at the university doors, these lazy guys and babes immediately get willing to escape from classes and spend their time with a couple of bottles of beer, laughing and entertaining!

Guys gathered in their common friend's place having brought much delicious food, lots of beer and home cameras, eager to record the party for the history! Ha! We are not sure about the food and alcohol, but their home cams were right in the nick of time and both men and chicks were soon caught in the most revealed views!

All the students have passed their examinations and now they are ready for some celebration! Are you aware of this great student custom to gather in warm company and spend some good time together before the forthcoming holidays?

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Our friends at The Naughty American might...

Jonnobot — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:20:07 EDT

Our friends at The Naughty American might have set a new standard for sleaze in this headline for a story about aspirational pornstress Claudia Downs' new career goal (the one that doesn't involve starting a day care center, that is): "Breaking Gang Bang Record A Hard Road To Ho". We are so jealous. (thenaughtyamerican.com)

Great Moments In Cuckoldry: Who Is "The World's Biggest Cum-Eating Cuckold"?

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:50:16 EDT

One of the great questions of our age will finally be answered in this pro wrestling-style "sports entertaintment" extravaganza: Which cuckolding scenario is the most humiliating to be on the business (i.e., "eating") end of, a "10-Man Cum Slam" or a "5-guy cream pie"? Tough choices to be sure—but let's try to look past the uncomfortable racial undertones and focus on the humiliation, shall we? Impressive though their feats may be the real stars here aren't Adrianna Nicole or Samantha Sin, nor the faceless hordes getting off in and on their presence: it's the two half-men squaring off in this battle royale to be the most debased of all. Even Kick Ass Pictures honcho Mark Kulkis can't settle this matter, because he claims he couldn't sit through it ... and he produced the damn thing. You're not going to get a stronger endorsement than that.

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Previously: Great Moments In Cuckoldry: Dirty Harry In "Mandinka Parties", This Week In Bad Press Releases: Cuckolding For Dummies