Geek porn came about in much in the same way that the pierced and tattooed girls of altporn did—in fact, back in the olden days (or at least the late '90s/early '00s), geek porn and good old fashioned altporn were pretty much both subsets of the same general amateur genre. Over time, though, both got co-opted by The Man: altporn became the province of such companies as VividAlt, and sexy geeks got such polished productions as "Whores of Warcraft" "Whorecraft" "Whorelore". If anything, the current incarnation of geek porn isn't so much a sign that geeks are making sex safe for work, or at least for dinner table conversation: it's more that Big Porn has recognized geekery as a mainstream (or mainstream enough) enough culture to eroticize, monetize, and cash in on.

But you don't really want a lecture on all that—you want pictures of naked geeky girls! Good thing we can provide that too.

· NSFW: Gamer Porn: Would You Pay for This? (kotaku.com)
· Thumbnail star: Ann Angel via Gamer Fetish (gamerfetish.com)

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· "Introducing Girl On Game: Justine Joli Signs Up As Our Guest Reviewer" (dasgamer.com)

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· Attack of the Show (g4tv.com)

· Video Games and Sex (YouTube, via rockpapershotgun.com)

"The protagonist is Raidy, a high-spirited female sword-fighter traveling the continent in search of adventure and the secrets of her past. When she comes upon a town plagued by monsters who steal away the beautiful young maidens and turn them into their slaves, Raidy is determined to set things right, risking life, limb, and virginity to do battle with the denizens of the tower."

· "Lightning Warrior Raidy" and "Lightning Warrior Raidy 2: Temple Of Desire" (game and ordering info @ jlistcom; see also jastusa.com)

When you think of the best Japanese videogames of all time, titles from Nintendo or certain 80s console classics might be at the top of your list. But maybe that's because you haven't yet been lucky enough to play Nangoku Sakunyuu Island, in which you assume the role of a man called "One-Shot Expert" who sails to an island full of big-breasted girls and extracts milk from them for sale offshore in return for making regular sperm deposits. Or Paimega Another Online, in which you battle your opponent to make the world safe for gals with big breasts who wear glasses. (Are we sensing a theme here?) These and other titles are included in a new list compiled by a videogame fan with a taste for Japanese exports that's evolved beyond Donkey Kong and Katamari. We haven't played (or even heard of) any of them ourselves, but that doesn't mean we're not looking forward to any of them making the jump to the North American market someday. We're getting awfully tired of waiting for Ms. Pac Man to give up the goods after all these years.

· "When Porn and Video Games Collide: Ten Japanese Video Games" (gaming.wikia.com - thanks Rob)

Previously: Remembering Lara Croft (Nude), Ava And Mia Do "Halo 3", Smack That Wii!, YouTube Watch: Wii Sex, PS3 (And Wii) Babes On eBay, Pornstars And Video Games, "Whores of Warcraft", Can Gamers Be Sexy?

Among the many reasons (besides the obvious) for our massive crush on porn sisters Ava and Mia Rose are their abiding geekiness. So when we heard that they'd be playing a few rounds of the yet-to-be-officially-released "Halo 3"—and stripping away their clothing with every frag—we couldn't wait to tune into Epileptic Gaming last Friday evening to see how it all went down (and came off) ... though we guess we got so excited that we (1) forgot to remind you to watch and (2) ended up getting the times confused and missed all that live topless fragging action ourselves. Fortunately, the Epileptic Gaming folks have assued us that they're busy putting together a montage clip of all that bodacious public beta testing action and will be posting it on their site later this week; in the meantime, they were gracious enough to share a few screencaps and a video preview to whet our collective appetite for what's in store. We'll never look at a Bubble Shield in quite the same way again.

· "O-M-F-G, Let me play some Halo 3!!!" (epilepticgaming.ggl.com)

Teaser trailer after the jump.

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· "Strip Halo 3 Tease" (veoh.com)

Previously: Porn In The Family: Keeping It Together, Return Of The Nerdcore Babes, DVD: "It's All About Ava", Sneak Peek: Playboy's "Women of Video Games", More Nerdcore: Naked Gamers, Ava Rose, Contract Star, Smack That Wii!, Porn Valley Dispatch: Meet Ava Rose, Pornstars And Video Games, "Whores of Warcraft", Can Gamers Be Sexy?,

If you wish you were at home right now playing "Dead or Alive" or classic versions of "Tomb Raider" instead of Minesweeper, or whatever the hell it is you do when you're at work, then maybe this video will tide you over until you can get that familiar vibrating controller back into your hands. (No, the other one.) The console lovers at Screw Attack rank their favorite sets of video game boobage throughout history and helpfully provide video evidence of the best pixilated mammaries. If you can handle the zany voices of the Morning Zoo-like announcers, it's a bit of gamer nostalgia that will give you nice distraction from your dreary day. If you're lucky enough to be at home right now, and are maybe playing one of these games as we speak, then that's even better. But sit tight; we'll get back to delivering real boobies soon enough.

· ScrewAttack - Top Ten Boobies (gametrailers.com)

Previously: "Yin-Yang! X-Chang Alternative": Japanese Futanari Game, Exclusive: Hannah Harper Does "Whorecraft", Flesh Flicks: Virtual Tera, Sneak Peek: Playboy's "Women of Video Games", Still More World of Warcraft "Porn", Final Fantasy Hentai, Incise Soul's CGI Babes, Videogame Boobs: A History