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more about #straight more comments → Princess Commands, Darling: I once said that Bobbi Starr had the best mouth in porn, but that first pic makes me think she shares that honor with Jesse... #jessejane more » offred: While every death is a tragedy, "Criminal Sex Investigation" teaches us that the greatest purpose of life is to fuck a lot and leave a sexy corpse. I... more » bibble3000: I just saw a clip of this on ... somewhere... and I feel obligated to say that Rebecca Linares scene is one the hottest of the year. For me anyway. #r... more » stickman: I don't think I've ever heard of someone, especially a porn star being captivated by a porn movie script before. I mean seriously, a porn script? I'm ... more » fragile: Riley STEELE rides War Machine? no warpaint? no raggery? #warmachine more » offred: These Chick-fil-A ads are really getting subversive. #cosplay more » offred: Is the British bra-sizing system the same as in the US? Otherwise, I can't think of anywhere I've been where it would even be plausible that the avera... more » offred: Masturbating to Mac products is a well known phenomenon. Why do you think they all used to be white? #amateur more » FrankN.Stein: Good thing is - Heroes won't last forever and I don't see a major career for her afterwards - which means, giving the willingness to pose for sexy pho... more » bmonkey: Any instructional videos out there on chopstick nipple teasing? #asian more » -
#asiacarrera
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Asia Carrera
Poor Asia Carrera to have been born on a day that has been, since 1945, a little iffy for Asians. Still, we know that the desert-dwelling porn sweetheart can overcome anything. More » -
#pornstars
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Tanner Mayes
Since porn stars name themselves at "birth," today's performers often have the "Deadwood"-y, Sci-Fi Channel names hip parents are giving their tots. Tanner Mayes turns 20 today just as somewhere in Iowa an unsuspecting neonate is named for the star of "She Is Half My Age 9." More » -
#belladonnaforever
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Belladonna
Porn fans love Belladonna so much for many reasons: the way she throws down, her evil pixie/erotic vulture persona, how she has weathered intense scrutiny from within and without the porn industry and come out the other side with her mind and body intact. And wisdom is sexy. More » -
#pornstars
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Lux Kassidy
Lux Kassidy turns 24 today. The former Vivid girl and Penthouse Pet, a girls-only stalwart for most of her time in porn, recently learned that, like her age, there's so much more. More » -
#pornstars
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Sandee Westgate
Sandee Westgate, whose (it's hard to believe) 30th birthday is today, probably stays so young because she never has sex with men on camera. Can it be that simple? More » -
#nextstopwonderland
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Tyler Faith
Pride of Saugus Tyler Faith was born on this day in 1975, the year of Fisk, Yastrzemski, and the return of Tony Conigliaro. While never known for her squirting, she will always be wicked pissa. More » -
#pornstars
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Annette Schwarz
Birthday Girl Annette Schwarz, who seems to update her own website, posts this as of March 2, 2009 on her blog: "I am available for purchase." Oh, frabjous day! More » -
#blondeambivalence
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Lorelei Lee
I'd be lying if I said it was not Lorelei Lee's rompable person I first found so exciting, but now I'd have a crush on her even if she looked like the discontinued Saturn Vue. More » -
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#pornstars
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Lana Croft
Every time I see Birthday Girl Lana Croft's name, it makes me think, naturally, of the video-game-babe of nearly the same name, and what her adventures would be like if she were a pornstar. More » -
#pornstars
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Britney Stevens
I do dearly love the Stevens sisters, but I always have trouble remembering which one is which. Britney, who is one of the Stevens sisters, is having a birthday today. More » -
#pornstars
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Caty Cambel
Today’s Birthday Girl is Caty Cambel, of the Czech Republic Cambels. We like the Czechs lately. Do not conflate her with the soup empire Campbells or place her in Campbell, the lunar crater. Crater. More » -
#pornstars
Fleshbot Birthday Babes(TM): Marquetta Jewel
In 2005, Birthday Girl Marquetta Jewel’s native Cleveland, Ohio was ranked as America’s most livable city (it was a tie with Pittsburgh). Since then, when Marquetta left, the population and livability have both been declining. More » -
#theass
Fleshbot Birthday Babes(TM): Alexis Texas
We tried to find an event that happened on this date in Lone Star State history that would be funny to pair with Alexis Texas’ birthday, which is today, but nothing presented itself. More » -
#pornstars
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Nikki Rhodes
Aside from the odd things going on around her head in this picture, Nikki Rhodes, today’s Birthday Girl, looks like she has comets shooting into her underpants, which is exactly how we imagine her anyway. More » -
#oforlikeavirgin
Fleshbot Birthday Babes(TM): Yvette Balcano
We don’t know too much about today’s birthday girl, Yvette Balcano, but she does bring back memories of being at the mall in 1984—or at least these pictures of her do. More » -
#pornstars
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Payton Leigh
Having just spent Christmas vacation being mobbed by mother, aunts, friends’ mothers, and assorted mature women, all we can say is we wish we’d grown up in Payton Leigh’s neighborhood. More » -
#pornstars
Fleshbot Birthday Babes(TM): Bibi Fox
1980 was a banner year in Czechoslovakia—a bumper crop of porn stars was born there on this day: Bibi Fox, Viktorie, Ellen, Veronika Cicolina, Baby Fox and Melanie Crush all arrived on…wait, what? More » -
#pornstars
Fleshbot Birthday Babes(TM): Joanna Angel
Ceased this altporn war has, thankfully, but how alt is it that a woman destined to be the biggest Jewish porn siren since Mary Magdalene was born on Christmas? -
#pornstars
Fleshbot Birthday Babes(TM): Lexi Love
We never noticed before how much Lexi Love looks like pre- and post-meltdown Britney Spears until we started looking for pictures for her birthday. But once we did… -
#pornstars
Fleshbot Birthday Babes(TM): Erica Boyer
Back in the days when I got my news about porn movies from tatty magazines scavenged from the backs of bookstores, I saw a picture of Erica Boyer, whose 52nd birthday is today. -
#birthday
Fleshbot Birthday Babes(TM): Ms. Nicki Hunter
The first thing I ever heard Nicki Hunter say was “These days, I mostly beat people up,” but half an hour after that, she let me touch her boobs. -
#twiceonthisisland
Fleshbot Birthday Babes(TM): Morgan Moon
We know there was just a "Gilligan’s Island" porn parody, but we would like to lobby for a new one so that Morgan Moon can play Ginger. -
#lynnlemay
Fleshbot Birthday Babes(TM): Lynn LeMay
There was something intriguing about Lynn LeMay twenty years ago, when she was first getting started, and there’s still something intriguing about her today, now that she turns 47. -
#christmas
I Saw Stella Fucking Santa Claus
We don’t know exactly where “Dirty Santa” was filmed, but we want to go there and spend our Christmas vacation lolling about on chaises lounges with Private vixens unwrapping our presents. -
#extrafriendlyskies
Today in Transportation: "Slut Air"
We are very interested in finding out what airline schedules the “Slut Air” flights, how we go about making our reservations, and how the TSA copes with all the T&A. -
#courtneycummz
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Courtney Cummz
Courtney Cummz won our heart with her delightful personality and her sweet face, but she didn’t stop there. Her trim body, fine ass, and pierced nipples are a delight to look at, especially when she’s getting railed silly by some lucky bastard. But Courtney’s even more - if you can believe it - than a pretty face and a perfect round ass and a pair of perky pierced nipples. -
#todayinosculation
We Almost Feel Wholesome: "Teens Kissing"
Golly! We love to watch girls kissing. Heck, we love watching anybody kiss, as long as they’re, like, totally into it. Wait…heck? What kind of talk is that for a bleeding edge sex culture site? More » -
#todayinharlots
"Harlots" And Higher Education
Scots porniste Gazzman’s epic series of films chronicling the goings-on at an exclusive and thoroughly salacious academy for young trollops is back with another neo-Victorian romp through the halls and grounds of what appears to be the best school ever; “Young Harlots - Dirty Secrets” is more in the grand old private school tradition, but the movie raises some questions for us colonials. Mind the gap. More » -
#yourdayinboobs
Calogera Dreamin': In Praise Of Cassandra Calogera
There is very little that is better about our job than that we are paid to cruise the internet looking for pictures of Cassandra Calogera’s naked body. There is no angle from which she is less than terrific. Cassandra has a fantastic pair of 36DD natural tits, and we appreciate them, because we are definitely breast people here at the ‘boob—um, the ‘bot—and we could look at them and think of what we would do with them and contemplate their full, lush gravity and…well. More » -
#lifetimeachievement
Madison Ivy, We Hardly Knew Ye: A Career In Boxcovers
When she came on the scene in 2008, fresh-faced “Girl Next Door #6” Madison Ivy took America’s heart by storm, but in 2008 made tabloid headlines when it was revealed that she had “Just Fucked Daddy’s Best Friend." More » -
#todayinerections
Picnic On Hanging Cock
Confronted by an enormous boner, this adorable blonde seems to be trying to express something beyond words, perhaps beyond her capacity for expression. More » -
#pornasians
Jandi Lin: Who's Invading Who?
Pink Visual's "Asian Slut Invasion 5" leaves us wondering which side we're supposed to be rooting for. Are we being invaded by Asian sluts or are they invading us? And that Jandi Lin is so polite that we can't imagine how she can be mixed up in any of this. More Jandi Candy after the gap. More » -
#negativeattention
You're Not Freakish to Us, Katsuni
Is it really fair to call Katsuni a Sexual Freak? Names can be so hurtful, especially for girls—the shame and isolation of feeling different is so hard on a young woman, that we question Digital Playground's motives in drawing attention to the unusualness of someone who already had to jettison an M. More » -
#todayincockcoping
Avy Lee Roth Fiddles (with Your Black Cock) While Rome Burns
Like Depression-era moviegoers who only wanted to see lighthearted romps as the world spiraled into global depression and war, Avy Lee Roth frolics even as she refuses to face the reality of having a black cock inside her, despite its owner having been torn away, like one of those bugs that gets its penis ripped off after mating. Is that the praying mantis, or is that the one where the female eats the head and the body just keeps humping? Whichever. Look how brave she is as she holds it in there with her hand so it won’t fall out and scare the children. More » -
#todayinbitches
What’s Got Your パンティー In A Bunch?
P. Weasels reports: If you think the Japanese bitch on the cover of "Pissed Off Japanese Bitches" looks pissed off, you should see the bitches inside. Not since "First Time Ball Busters" have we seen such rampant abuse of a man’s midquarters. See what we mean after the gap. More »


