Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Asia Carrera

Poor Asia Carrera to have been born on a day that has been, since 1945, a little iffy for Asians. Still, we know that the desert-dwelling porn sweetheart can overcome anything. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Tanner Mayes

Since porn stars name themselves at "birth," today's performers often have the "Deadwood"-y, Sci-Fi Channel names hip parents are giving their tots. Tanner Mayes turns 20 today just as somewhere in Iowa an unsuspecting neonate is named for the star of "She Is Half My Age 9." More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Belladonna

Porn fans love Belladonna so much for many reasons: the way she throws down, her evil pixie/erotic vulture persona, how she has weathered intense scrutiny from within and without the porn industry and come out the other side with her mind and body intact. And wisdom is sexy. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Lux Kassidy

Lux Kassidy turns 24 today. The former Vivid girl and Penthouse Pet, a girls-only stalwart for most of her time in porn, recently learned that, like her age, there's so much more. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Sandee Westgate

Sandee Westgate, whose (it's hard to believe) 30th birthday is today, probably stays so young because she never has sex with men on camera. Can it be that simple? More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Tyler Faith

Pride of Saugus Tyler Faith was born on this day in 1975, the year of Fisk, Yastrzemski, and the return of Tony Conigliaro. While never known for her squirting, she will always be wicked pissa. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Annette Schwarz

Birthday Girl Annette Schwarz, who seems to update her own website, posts this as of March 2, 2009 on her blog: "I am available for purchase." Oh, frabjous day! More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Lorelei Lee

I'd be lying if I said it was not Lorelei Lee's rompable person I first found so exciting, but now I'd have a crush on her even if she looked like the discontinued Saturn Vue. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Lana Croft

Every time I see Birthday Girl Lana Croft's name, it makes me think, naturally, of the video-game-babe of nearly the same name, and what her adventures would be like if she were a pornstar. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Britney Stevens

I do dearly love the Stevens sisters, but I always have trouble remembering which one is which. Britney, who is one of the Stevens sisters, is having a birthday today. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Caty Cambel

Today’s Birthday Girl is Caty Cambel, of the Czech Republic Cambels. We like the Czechs lately. Do not conflate her with the soup empire Campbells or place her in Campbell, the lunar crater. Crater. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^(TM): Marquetta Jewel

In 2005, Birthday Girl Marquetta Jewel’s native Cleveland, Ohio was ranked as America’s most livable city (it was a tie with Pittsburgh). Since then, when Marquetta left, the population and livability have both been declining. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^(TM): Alexis Texas

We tried to find an event that happened on this date in Lone Star State history that would be funny to pair with Alexis Texas’ birthday, which is today, but nothing presented itself. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Nikki Rhodes

Aside from the odd things going on around her head in this picture, Nikki Rhodes, today’s Birthday Girl, looks like she has comets shooting into her underpants, which is exactly how we imagine her anyway. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^(TM): Yvette Balcano

We don’t know too much about today’s birthday girl, Yvette Balcano, but she does bring back memories of being at the mall in 1984—or at least these pictures of her do. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Payton Leigh

Having just spent Christmas vacation being mobbed by mother, aunts, friends’ mothers, and assorted mature women, all we can say is we wish we’d grown up in Payton Leigh’s neighborhood. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^(TM): Bibi Fox

1980 was a banner year in Czechoslovakia—a bumper crop of porn stars was born there on this day: Bibi Fox, Viktorie, Ellen, Veronika Cicolina, Baby Fox and Melanie Crush all arrived on…wait, what? More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^(TM): Joanna Angel

Ceased this altporn war has, thankfully, but how alt is it that a woman destined to be the biggest Jewish porn siren since Mary Magdalene was born on Christmas?

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^(TM): Lexi Love

We never noticed before how much Lexi Love looks like pre- and post-meltdown Britney Spears until we started looking for pictures for her birthday. But once we did…

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^(TM): Erica Boyer

Back in the days when I got my news about porn movies from tatty magazines scavenged from the backs of bookstores, I saw a picture of Erica Boyer, whose 52nd birthday is today.

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^(TM): Ms. Nicki Hunter

The first thing I ever heard Nicki Hunter say was “These days, I mostly beat people up,” but half an hour after that, she let me touch her boobs.

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^(TM): Morgan Moon

We know there was just a "Gilligan’s Island" porn parody, but we would like to lobby for a new one so that Morgan Moon can play Ginger.

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^(TM): Lynn LeMay

There was something intriguing about Lynn LeMay twenty years ago, when she was first getting started, and there’s still something intriguing about her today, now that she turns 47.

I Saw Stella Fucking Santa Claus

We don’t know exactly where “Dirty Santa” was filmed, but we want to go there and spend our Christmas vacation lolling about on chaises lounges with Private vixens unwrapping our presents.

Today in Transportation: "Slut Air"

We are very interested in finding out what airline schedules the “Slut Air” flights, how we go about making our reservations, and how the TSA copes with all the T&A.

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Courtney Cummz

Courtney Cummz won our heart with her delightful personality and her sweet face, but she didn’t stop there. Her trim body, fine ass, and pierced nipples are a delight to look at, especially when she’s getting railed silly by some lucky bastard. But Courtney’s even more - if you can believe it - than a pretty face and a perfect round ass and a pair of perky pierced nipples.

We Almost Feel Wholesome: "Teens Kissing"

Golly! We love to watch girls kissing. Heck, we love watching anybody kiss, as long as they’re, like, totally into it. Wait…heck? What kind of talk is that for a bleeding edge sex culture site? More »

"Harlots" And Higher Education

Scots porniste Gazzman’s epic series of films chronicling the goings-on at an exclusive and thoroughly salacious academy for young trollops is back with another neo-Victorian romp through the halls and grounds of what appears to be the best school ever; “Young Harlots - Dirty Secrets” is more in the grand old private school tradition, but the movie raises some questions for us colonials. Mind the gap. More »

Calogera Dreamin': In Praise Of Cassandra Calogera

There is very little that is better about our job than that we are paid to cruise the internet looking for pictures of Cassandra Calogera’s naked body. There is no angle from which she is less than terrific. Cassandra has a fantastic pair of 36DD natural tits, and we appreciate them, because we are definitely breast people here at the ‘boob—um, the ‘bot—and we could look at them and think of what we would do with them and contemplate their full, lush gravity and…well. More »

Madison Ivy, We Hardly Knew Ye: A Career In Boxcovers

When she came on the scene in 2008, fresh-faced “Girl Next Door #6” Madison Ivy took America’s heart by storm, but in 2008 made tabloid headlines when it was revealed that she had “Just Fucked Daddy’s Best Friend." More »

Picnic On Hanging Cock

Confronted by an enormous boner, this adorable blonde seems to be trying to express something beyond words, perhaps beyond her capacity for expression. More »

Jandi Lin: Who's Invading Who?

Pink Visual's "Asian Slut Invasion 5" leaves us wondering which side we're supposed to be rooting for. Are we being invaded by Asian sluts or are they invading us? And that Jandi Lin is so polite that we can't imagine how she can be mixed up in any of this. More Jandi Candy after the gap. More »

Avy Lee Roth Fiddles (with Your Black Cock) While Rome Burns

Like Depression-era moviegoers who only wanted to see lighthearted romps as the world spiraled into global depression and war, Avy Lee Roth frolics even as she refuses to face the reality of having a black cock inside her, despite its owner having been torn away, like one of those bugs that gets its penis ripped off after mating. Is that the praying mantis, or is that the one where the female eats the head and the body just keeps humping? Whichever. Look how brave she is as she holds it in there with her hand so it won’t fall out and scare the children. More »

What’s Got Your パンティー In A Bunch?

P. Weasels reports: If you think the Japanese bitch on the cover of "Pissed Off Japanese Bitches" looks pissed off, you should see the bitches inside. Not since "First Time Ball Busters" have we seen such rampant abuse of a man’s midquarters. See what we mean after the gap. More »