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Yes, just submit an application, pose nude (and get paid for it!), and wait for the votes to roll in. If you're selected as one of the Stars of the Month, The 1 will produce your film short, or make a demo and music video starring you—or do whatever other insane thing you need to do to make your dreams come true.

We're not going to pretend to understand how it all works (we suspect there's some sort of voodoo and/or fairy dust involved, frankly). However, since quite a few hot women (and some Crush Objects!) are involved with the whole thing, we're going to throw our support behind it. Below, a selection of ladies whose dreams we hope come true.

· The 1 Contest (the1contest.com)

Pinup model Mandy Pauline is just dying to be an actress.

Jayme Langford wants to be a rock star.

The multi-talented Ashali Alcocer wants to act.

Model Thao wants to be a hynpotist. Girl, you've already got us hypnotized.

Lux Kassidy wants to be an MMA fighter. We'd gladly step into the ring wither.

Where are their pants? And their shirts? There's snow on the ground, and these girls are prancing around next to naked! At least they can warm each other with their body heat (and let's all hope they take even more pictures of that process).

· Soraia and Sandra (nsfwpoa.com)

After more than a decade of "Barely Legal" girls, from delightful Bunny Luv to present day, one would think that the bloom would be off the proverbial rose when it came to the flagship release that spawned a series of imitators, as well as its own spin-off sub-niche. Make no mistake, whatever delirious magic existed from the start, that served to lure us in to a Lolita fueled wonderland of taboo and fulfillment, still eagerly holds sway over us now.

"Barely Legal 101" stars beautiful young women-to-be Allie Haze, Christina Moure, Delia Darling, Courtney Page, and Ally Kay. Each of them is more extraordinary than the last. Each a tender flower, blossoming, their sticky pink petals being delicately fingered open with pristine care, before the final plucking. Not since the wanton orgy tents of Persian God King Xerxes have young ladies in the fragile heat of their own sexual awakening been so revered, so cherished, with each succulent drop of their awkward and precious unveiling being utterly savored.

"Barely Legal 101" should be out in time for the New Year. Keep your eyes open and hold on to your dreams. In the meantime, feel free to take all the time you need getting to know these young ladies from the sample of their sexy wares below. We are certain that, were Nabokov alive today, he would snatch up a copy and relish it with divine zeal and masturbatory purpose.

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Though "Janie Summers Private Lessons" won't be out until 12/29, and "Raven Alexis No Love Lost" is being held until early next year, Digital Playground has released some sneak peek photos of the girls' scenes. And because we love you, well, we grabbed some snaps for you. Behold!

Janie teams up with Lexi Belle to take on Mick Blue.

Image from "Janie Summers Private Lessons" courtesy of Digital Playground.

Janie with Manuel Ferrara. Oo la la!

Image from "Janie Summers Private Lessons" courtesy of Digital Playground.

Scott Nails, uh, nails Raven.

Image from "Raven Alexis No Love Lost" courtesy of Digital Playground.

And, last but not least, Raven and Mick Blue make sweet fuck.

Image from "Raven Alexis No Love Lost" courtesy of Digital Playground.

We couldn't be happier with the results—well, short of being invited into the juicy action. "Wife Switch 8" features ten couples who are all (ahem) totally brand new to the art of swapping, trying out the swinger thing for the very first time! Okay, we don't buy it either, but we're willing to go along for the ride. That's why it's called suspension of disbelief, right?

The very first scene brought memories flooding back to us. Alex Sanders, Mark Zane, Monica Mayhem, and long lost Penny Flame (of VH1 fame) all get crazy in a four way pile up that is as impressive as it is mesmerizing to watch. Our favorite new Huffington Post blogger shines like a diamond as the meat to this crazy sex sandwich (not to mention the instigator) chowing down on Monica Mayhem's juice box before pairing off with her new lover's boyfriend. The scene delivers a punch, with Mark Zane keeping the heat on.

The rest of the movie, including the scenes with Alex Star, Jay Lassiter, Mackenzie Star, Velicity Von, Anthony Rosano, Justin Magnum, Kayla Carrera, Sara Jessie, Jessica Bangkok, Joey Brass, Kylee Reese, and Scott Lyons, are just as interesting to watch. But the second scene of the show caught our attention just a little more—by about four extra inches in length and three extra inches around.

Claire Dames, Friday, Lee Stone, and the legendary Sledge Hammer put on a show that we could not look away from. Seriously, it was like mixing porn with Cirque De Soleil, minus the clowns and the tight wire. The scene featured acrobatics, heavy lifting, contortionists, sword swallowing, partner exchanging, and death defying acts of cunt stuffing! C'est tres magnifique!

"Wife Switch 8" releases this week from Pink Visual and Blue Moon Productions. Check out this mega ultra super gallery! It's swaptastic!

Now, we know this movie will result in the gays getting Levi...but will anyone be nailin' Paylin? Inquiring minds want to know. So Jet Set—any chance this is actually a bi porno?

· Jet Set (jetsetmen.com)

· Victoria Silvstedt (taxidrivermovie.com)

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Jade Vixen explains her career choice as an extension of a youthful interest in fetish gear and culture. She models "to show [her] adoration for fetish fashion and to showcase [her] wardrobe of custom outfits," and her website really reflects respect for her community. Click through the gallery to get a free taste!

Jade is a versatile gal, especially compared to some other fetish models we've seen. She can pull a Doll Face style one moment, become a dominatrix the next, and neither option feels like a strain of range.

If her name sounds familiar to you, that's because Jade made quite a name for herself on the Howard Stern Show. Back in September, she competed in and won the Stronget Naked Woman contest, earning her a nifty cash prize and some niftier publicity. But we're getting off topic.

JadeVixen.com isn't a one-woman show, she collaborates with some of our favorite models like Mosh and Darenzia. In addition, there are a couple galleries with photos (like this one!) take by the luxurious Holly Randall of Suze.net.

You might be wondering, "Where does my money go? Why do I have to pay for this?" Well, Mr. Nosy, you're paying to keep Jade Vixen in Libidex catsuits, Agent Provocateur undies, and Wolford tights designed by Zac Posen. It's a delicious cycle of luxury paying for itself.

That being said, if latex, rubber, and leather rub you the wrong way, Jade's still got you covered. She shows off her lingerie collection in a bunch of galleries, as well as in a short movie of her stripping on a roof somewhere in Brooklyn. One of the niftier items on her site is a Links section where you can browse her photos by category. So if you're in the mood for corsets and high heels, you can cross-reference them and arrive at your ideal fap material for the evening.

Not everything is golden in the land of Vixen. Her website, while easy to explore, doesn't feel complete. While there are currently 52 galleries (with a calendar that shows when more will arrive), Jade only offers three videos. There's also a Model Index, but the only entry reads "Jade Vixen." Perhaps Jade is preparing to turn her outfit into an empire—which we totally support—but leaving empty space for others robs the website of the intimacy you usually find with private, independent paysites.

All in all, we're happy to have gotten a glimpse at JadeVixen.com and the precise, exciting fetish aesthetic Jade has cultivated. We wish her much success.

· All photos courtesy of Jade Vixen (jadevixen.com)
· There's also Jade Vixen's Blog (jade-vixen-blog.blogspot.com)

Assuming there still are nudie mags...in the future.

[NB: Seriously, what's her secret? Is it yams? Cindy Crawford's Meaningful Beauty? Photoshop?]

· Patricia Paay (totallynsfw.com)

And don't start with that "Kelly's a brunette! Rhian is blonde! They can't be Wonder Twins!" because that's just silly. Everyone knows that hair color, skin color, weight, height, facial features, and genetics have nothing to do with activating powers with a twin. All that matters is relative cup size. Either way, even if they're not feeling activated by their boobs, we certainly are.

· Hot British Babes Pressing Their Boobies Together (dirtyrottenwhore.com)

Is it any wonder that Saturday's always been our most favorite day of the week?

· Una Healy and Rochelle Wiseman (taxidrivermovie.com)

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But don't get us wrong, we love this style. The only thing better than a grungy lady is a semi-nude grungy lady.

· Velvet November 2009 | Georgia Frost by John Akehurst (fashiongonerogue.com)

Of course, Courtney is not to be outdone. If anyone's going to be channeling the Queen of Early to Mid 1990s Angst, it's going to be her. Although this shoot is missing the usual fuck-all attitude, it still contains a healthy dosage of nudity, and that always gets our spirits up.

· More nude Courtney at Dazed & Confused January | Nobody's Fool-Courtney Love by Yelena Yemchuk (fashiongonerogue.com)

Fem Slave 2

Studio: JM Productions
Director: Mike Ramone
Cast: Aiden Starr, Sasha Knox

Review by: Gram Ponante

Director Mike Ramone, my former editor at AVN, has carved an interesting niche as the director of the "Slave" series, a high-concept day in the life of a group of Masters and slaves, Dommes, Dominants, and submissives that collectively provide the grimmest porn version of this highly ritualized, rule-based lifestyle.

In "Fem Slave 02," we follow evil pixie (she is 4'11") Aiden Starr through her dungeon as she takes fleshy, pink, and vulnerable Sasha Knox through her paces.

Rarely on Planet Earth is there a D/s pairing so attractive as Starr and Knox, and credibility slips a notch further with the relentless gloominess, updated Village People costuming (Starr is both a bottomless nun and a bottomless cop), and Cenobite-friendly soundtrack, but Ramone and Co., once we've suspended our disbelief as expertly as Starr does Knox, deliver an exquisite film about two delicious women playing at power exchange.

Knox spends her nights naked and enclosed in what looks like a giant hanging tea ball. In previous segments of the "Slave" series, audiences got a very intimate view of the proceedings, with just two people on screen. In "Fem Slave 2," the picture is opened up, so we catch glimpses of Starr's support personnel and, occasionally, the flailing feet of another hapless subbie.

One such leather-masked assistant lowers Knox in the teaball for the night's activities, such as getting fucked with a huge black dildo, performing analingus, getting tied up and hung up, penetrated with various objects, and repeatedly reaffirming her worthlessness.

Harsh stuff, and relentless in emphasizing the dynamic over the sex, but the world of the movie (and others in the "Slave" series) is pure and uncomplicated, which is just what those people need.

Starr is a dominatrix when she is not moonlighting in porn or watching SyFy, and Knox recently came out of porn retirement after her stint on "My Bare Lady" and the lonely world of clerical temping. Office work has made her vulnerable, and she, also, is perfectly cast.

While Ramone's days as an editor are over, however, I must take issue with his misspelling of "wont" in the title cards. In the rulebound world of lifestyle BDSM, bitches get slapped for typos.

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