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"New Stars" Experiencing New Sensations In A Brave New XXX World

DCypher — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:00:00 EDT

New Sensations rolls out twelve scenes in five hours with a two-disc collector’s edition entitled "The New Stars of XXX." In numerology that translates into 1, a number associated with not only financial gain and overbearing personal needs and desires, but also with winners (duh) not to mention hordes of screaming fans with oversized foam fingers. Think about that for a minute. It’s mind boggling!

Natasha Nice, Courtney James, Kacey Jordan, Nichole Heiress, Scarlett Fay, Brynn Tyler, Coco Velvett, Lana Violet, Audrianna Angel, Missy Stone, Marie McCray, and Kiki Vidis are the fresh faced, willing young debutantes learning the ropes the hard way, but with none of the reservations crowding up the minds of the harrowed and uncertain young ladies not featured in this fledgling volume. You see these girls are the new stars of XXX. The next Jenna Jameson or Tera Patrick will emerge triumphant and cum-basted from this group, like a glorious, shimmering phoenix drenched in baby batter, like a gleaming Lauren Conrad—and you damn well know it!

They won’t be losing sleep any night soon over where their careers are headed. No more McJobs or working at the mall at stores they used to shoplift from. No more pointlessly begging their parents and sugar daddies for Manolo Blahnik during the worst economic crisis since Herbert Hoover. No more long hours spent winding around a stripper pole under candy lights or grinding the sticky tumescent laps of sweaty trolls for damp dollars. From here on out, it’s all panty-melting flattery, hard pipe from cute guys, and an endless stream of easy moolah. That’s even better than being the next Angelina Jolie or Megan Fox!

· Buy: New Sensations - "The New Stars of XXX" (GameLink)

We've blogged this sort of thing before,...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:45:26 EDT

We've blogged this sort of thing before, but you can never have enough sites that have centerfold scans of every Playboy Playmate from the '50s, '60s and '70s. Seriously, you can never have enough because they tend to get shut down pretty quickly, so grab 'em while you can. (fishki.net, via thighswideshut.org)

WASD Porn: Let Your Fingers Do The Fapping

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:51:50 EDT

Since time immemorial (i.e. 1992), the problem with watching porn on the internet has been how to best use your hands: with your strong one on a mouse and your other furiously typing in URLs, there's no free digits left to take care of anything else. The good thing about the internet, however, is that no matter how unusual, awkward or silly your "problem" might be, someone out there is probably working on a solution. WASD Porn is a porn aggregator that's set up to let you "surf" using only four letters on your keyboard. (It's a little biased against lefties, but them's the breaks.) It's not the most high-tech solution we've seen—and the content may or may not be up your alley—but anything that eliminates all unnecessary effort and movement will always be a big hit with us ... and everyone else who masturbates for a living. (Or at least as a dedicated hobby.)

· WASDporn (wasdporn.com)

Fireplace Porn: Grab Your Poker!

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 13:45:43 EST

You already know about our fascination with pool sex. A nice body of chlorinated water makes a perfect backdrop for any romantic encounter, but what to do in the cold, dreary days of winter when your backyard fun spot is covered with plastic tarp and dead leaves? You head inside to an even more romantic spot—the fireplace. We don't know if it's the crackling of the wood, the heat from the flames, or the ever-present danger that your house might burn to the ground, but few things can beat fucking in front of a nice warm hearth. As usual, our twisted friends at Pornzio are ahead of the curve on this sexy porn trend, but we added a few contributions of our own after the jump. So curl up with some nice hot cocca and marshmallows and try not to get singed.

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· Masturbation with fire iron (YouPorn)

· Candy Fox (ammlovely.com)

· Teen masturbates with nunchucks in front of fire" (Megarotic)

· I Want to Fuck Near a Fireplace (pornzio.com)
· Top picture: Alectra Blue (askjolene.com)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks: Do The Math, Video Playpen: Pool Party!

Supermodels Reveal Victoria's Secret (Again)

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 13:18:59 EST

Victoria's Secret held their annual super special holiday fashion show this week—and everyone came! (Except us of course, because we weren't actually invited. Something about "cease and desist"?) Yes, it was recorded for a TV show that will air next month, but you can watch the whole the whole right now. How? Just go to all the blogs that have posted a gigantic photo gallery of the event. Print out everyone of the the dozens of pictures available onto big glossy paper, and then flip through them at 24 frames-per-second and it will be just like seeing it live. By the way, we're all for getting creative in the lingerie department, but if someone tried to come into our bedroom wearing something like this ... well, they couldn't. Because they could never get through the front door.

· The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2007: Galleries @ hollywoodtuna.com, theblemish.com, + egotastic.com

Cheerleader Porn Roundup

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 15:30:45 EDT

Even thought football was meant for the weekends, tonight somehow marks the kickoff of Week 1 of the NFL season. Like everyone else in America we're thrilled to have the sport back, but as you have probably guessed, it's not because we're fans of the zone blitz. Football means cheerleaders and cheerleaders means tiny girls in short skirts who are way too enthusiastic about everything. (And usually quite flexible too.) So while everyone else pours over injury reports and betting lines, we did a little research of our own and we think you'll find our pre-game show to be much more interesting than usual—and mercifully free of Terry Bradshaw.

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· Cheerleader pictures and movie galleries (pichunter.com)
· Cheerleader Thumbs (xxxnudecheerleaders.com)

· Cheerleader Gallery (phun.org)
· Naked Cheerleader Blog (cheerleaders.genblogger.com)

· Cheerleader Auditions (cheerleaderauditions.com)
· Cheerleader Nude Sex Audition (cheerleader.thumblogger.com)

· Cheerleaders Hardcore (cheerleadershardcore.com)
· Cum Swapping Cheerleaders (cumswappingcheerleaders.com)

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Previously: NFL Cheerleader Megagallery, Barely Legal Watch: Hayden Panettiere, "Debbie <3 Dallas": The Trailer, Breaking: Debbie Still Doing Dallas

Finding Katie Downes (Again)

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 13:51:54 EDT

Sometimes we run into trouble finding more photos and background on whatever particular model we happen to have a crush on each week, but we had no problem following the trail of the diminutive Katie Downes after spotting her in the latest Maxim UK. We think we might have fallen and hit our head at first, but after regaining consciousness, we easily dug up the dirt on her—from her first hidden mention on our own pages to her rather extensive history on the lad mag circuit. We even learned a few things we wish we hadn't, like her special "friendship" with a member of Arctic Monkeys. We really thought there could be something special between us and Katie, but those darn rock stars always seem to get in our way.

· Katie Downes in Maxim (glizzy.nl)
· The Best Of Katie Downes (nuts.co.uk)

Previously: In Search Of Linda O'Neil, In Search Of Sara Tommasi, In Search Of Sara Santos, 100 Sexiest Bodies

Now That'sa Spicy Onion!

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 13:22:56 EDT

We believe it was Aristotle who first philosophized about the concept of "onion booty" or "an ass so fine it'll make a grown man cry." (It's even more poetic in the original Greek.) The ancients may have left us, but their pursuit of tear-inducing rear ends has passed down through the ages and lives on in the form of (what else?) blogs. Spicy Onion is just one of the many sites devoted to the cause, although to be honest, they're perfectly willing to post a lot more than just nice rumps. They've got tons of big photo galleries lovingly ... ahem, "borrowed" from all your favorite babelogs sources, but there is a special place reserved for those models with butt to spare. Surely, we can all get behind that?

· Spicy Onions (voxbeauty.blogspot.com)

Previously: Flesh Flicks: Unnatural Disasters, Cu-Cu: The Ass Blog, Bundablog

Best Of Babelogs: Weekend Edition

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 21:16:08 EDT

Because what's a weekend without anyone to share it with?

· Alison Angel (hottystop.com)
· Anya (go-girls-go.com)
· Erin Nicole (coolios.net)
· Gina (bestbosoms.com)
· Iga (bigboobs.hu)

· Judie (100bucksbabes.com)
· Katcha (labatidora.net)
· Lisa Marie Scott (dailyniner.com)
· Melissa Lauren (glam0ur.com)
· Nikky Case (kindgirls.com)

· Peaches (dvsbabes.com)
· Renee Perez and Jana Jordan (digitaldreamgirls.com)
· Sandra Shine (babe-lounge.com)
· Silvia (topclassnudes.com)
· Simonia & Paolina (funberry.com)

· Teresa (topclassnudes.com)
· Tiffany Brookes (yourlust.com)
· Ulya (babeunion.com)
· Valentina Vaughn (asredas.com)
· Yanine Diaz (bigboobsalert.com)

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Previously: Best Of Babelogs Archive

In Search Of Linda O'Neil

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 12:29:01 EDT

It's time once again for the segment where we develop an insta-crush on an previously unknown or overlooked babe, spend half a day scouring the internet for everything we can find that's related to her and ends with us frustrated and alone (kind of like most other days.) Today's quarry is Linda O'Neil, whose personal website dubs her the "World's Sexiest Brunette, a rather bold claim for an HTML page that appears to be defunct. Yes, it seems we're rather late to this party as Linda has actually been modeling and acting for over a decade—appearing in Playboy, on hot rod calendars, and in several national TV commercials—but seems to have stopped rather abruptly within the last year. Is she retired? On sabbatical? Deep undercover in the sinister world of the bikini mafia? Maybe we can lure back to fold by politely asking for new photos, but if she is truly out of the game, we're lucky that the internet preserves anything and everything in its original pristine state. As long as old web servers keep their pages alive, she'll never truly be gone.

· Official Website of Sexy Pinup Model Linda O'Neil (lindaoneil.com)
· Linda O'Neil (Wikipedia)
· Linda @ Trashy Lingerie (trashy.com)
· Nude galleries @ mishaonline.com + dailypoa.com (more @ AskJolene.com + kellyfind.com)

Previously: In Search Of Sara Tommasi, In Search Of Sara Santos

Best Of Babelogs: Hump Day Edition

Fleshbot — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 21:24:48 EDT

Because that weekend is just a few short steps away ...

· Abbey Brooks (glam0ur.com)
· Amanda Duncan (coolios.net)
· Andrea (funberry.com)
· Car Babes (thesexblog.com)
· Caterina Murino (gorillamask.net)
· Chiara (labatidora.net)

· Christine Mendoza (foxhq.com)
· Danielle (nudespuri.com)
· Jenna Nickol (onlyeros.com)
· Kate Booth (bigboobsalert.com)

· Laundry Room Strap On (babesdiary.com)
· Lea (artinude.com)
· Lisa Marie (kindgirls.com)
· Mihiro (jheat.com)

· Nicole (asredas.com)
· Paola Oliver (pmates.com)
· Venere (softcandies.com)
· Veronika Fasterova (fucd.com)

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Previously: Best Of Babelogs Archive

Best Of Babelogs: Monday Edition

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 23:14:01 EDT

Because you need something to cool you off on a night like this ...

· Angie Savage (babeskickass.com)
· Athena Temple (hq69.com)
· Bijou (lettherebeporn.com)
· Cathy (funberry.com)

· Emilija (babesdiary.com)
· Esther (pinkems.com)
· Kortnie O'Conner (babe-a-licious.com)
· Marketa (exgirlfriendmarket.com)

· Martini (nudeunion.com)
· Megan Hauserman (dailyniner.com)
· Mya Diamond (stockings-blog.com)
· Nastya (babeslog.net)

· Sandy (kindgirls.com)
· Simone (labatidora.net)
· Tiffany Brookes (glam0ur.com)
· Valerie (coolios.net)

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Previously: Best Of Babelogs Archive

In Your Face!: Cumshot Megagallery

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 12:03:01 EDT

Like death and taxes, the facial money shot is an unavoidable signpost along life's long and twisting highway. Full of sound and fury, yet signifying something, this staple of the porn genre faithfully reminds us of the inevitable nature of all human endeavors—and also lets you know when the scene you happen to be watching is finally over. If this giant collection of photos chronicling this sticky pageant doesn't make you contemplate the inexorable march of time that ceaselessly brings us ever closer to our eventual fates, then you're a better person than us. You're also probably, you know ... normal.

· Cum Faces (bulletinboardforum.com)

Previously: Now You See Them (Covered In Splooge), Now You Don't, Flesh Flicks: Slow Motion Money Shots (Extended Remix),
The Money Shot Blog, How To: Make Your Own Facials, Money Shot Megagallery

Sexy Nudes By Alexander Paulin

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 15:28:42 EDT

You've been good today, which is why we've decided to reward your behavior with a nice collection of old fashioned bare boobs. This treat is being supplied by photographer Alexander Paulin, whose website boasts a heaping tablespoon of classic nude portraits filled with gorgeous models. There's nothing too complicated about posing sexy babes in front of the camera, but as Occam's Razor teaches us the simplest solution is usually the correct one. Now try not to drool on yourself as you ponder that one further.

· Paulin Photo - Nude Galleries (alexanderpaulin.de, via Imagens)

Remember When: Vintage Celebrity Nudes

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 13:44:46 EDT

We're feeling very nostalgic today, perhaps because our ancient laptop finally gave out after years of dedicated service ... or perhaps because of this pre-millenial website we stumbled across that brought back memories of old school fansites and Porn v.0.5 (beta!) collections that led us gently through our early first journeys on the interwebs. It's nothing more than a photo dump of classic European babes like Ursula Andress, Claudia Cardinale, Nastasja Kinski, and Charlotte Rampling, but the fact that these nude pictures from the '70s and '80s are still preserved in a '90s time capsule somehow warms ours hearts a little bit. They don't make like they used to—which maybe a good thing—but it's sort of the like that first time you realized that there were naked boobies on the internet for free. Only this time you don't have to listen to that annoying dial-up modem sound to get there.

· La Grenier de FRANDALL (frandall2.free.fr)

Best of Babelogs: Bastille Day Edition

Dashiell Bennett — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 02:52:31 EDT

Because certain things are always worth celebrating (even if they're, you know, not French) ...
· Afrodite and Alex (lesbianstudio.com)
· Alana (babedrop.com)
· Amanda Wright (dailyniner.com)
· Amiable (novoporn.com)
· Anya (labatidora.net)

· Eileen (teenport.com)
· Eugenie (kindgirls.com)
· Evelyn Lory (babeskickass.com)
· Jelena Jensen (exgirlfriendmarket.com)
· Lucia (totalsupercuties.com)

· Monika (sexy-solo.com)
· Nevaeh (topclassnudes.com)
· Nicolle (sexykittenporn.com)
· Oily Babe (yourlust.com)
· Peach (nude.hu)

· Risi (peachesfantasy.com)
· Rowena (babe-a-licious.com)
· Scarlett (bigdshotbabes.com)
· Sigrid (babeslog.net)
· Wildy (nextpink.com)

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Previously: Best of Babelogs Archives

Best Of Babelogs: Hump Day Edition

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 21:41:25 EDT

Because we know what it takes to hit the spot ...

· Busty Alli (foxhq.com)
· Codi Milo (babesdump.net)
· Francine Dee (axoax.com)
· Kathy Lee (glam0ur.com)

· Kirsten Kiel (wild-hot-girls.com)
· Mary Karola (dailyniner.com)
· Natasha Yi (babeblast.xlogz.com)
· Porn Stars Like It Big (baberoad.com)

· Rebeca & Eva (fresonmagic.com)
· Seaboard (gyrls.com)
· Simi (badgirlsblog.com)
· Sylvia And Isabelle (pmates.com)

· Teen Or Not? (exgirlfriendmarket.com)
· Veronica Da Souza (yourlust.com)
· Vika (zurf.be)
· Girl on a White Table (funberry.com)

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Previously: Best of Babelogs Archives

Playboy Attempts To Deliver Your Boobs On Time

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 11:35:29 EDT

In their tradition of snagging celebrity models long after they've reached their peak as celebrities, the cover of Playboy's August edition stars actress Garcelle Beauvais, who is best known for starring on two TV shows that came and went in the earlier part of this decade. Fortunately, she hasn't ceased to be hot, even when you consider that she's currently pregnant with twins. Nothing against Garcelle and her MILF-to-be body, but if Playboy wants to stay a little more current maybe they should continue to follow the example of their Brazilian edition, which features local Big Brother contestant Mariana Felicio: for all we know she's on TV right now, though when you consider the shelf life of your average reality show contestant getting them naked in time to make your publishing deadline is a race against the clock. Hmm, maybe that could be its own reality show?

· Garcelle Beauvais - Playboy August 2007 + Mariana Felicio - Big Brother Brazil (dailypoa.com)

Previously: Amanda Beard's Playboy Spread Leaves Us Soaked, Kristine Lefebvre in Playboy: The Naked Apprentice, Meet Fani Pacheco: Big Brother (And Everyone Else) Is Watching, Cindy Margolis In Playboy (Finally)

Social Porn Is Exactly What You Think It Is

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 12:12:12 EDT

Are you sick of all those user-rated community porn sites that we've already covered here on Fleshbot and are looking for a new user-rated community porn site? Well, you're in luck because we've just come across yet another social porn venture, appropriately titled, uh ... Social Porn. You should know the drill by now—users submit smutty galleries, other users vote on the ones they like, and the cream rises to the top so that you can skim off only the best of the boobies that are out there. It's even got a familiar interface for folks who are used to that other web 2.0 place that we don't like to mention because they're too afraid to share our naughty links. Now that doesn't sound like the wave of the future, does it?

· Socialporn (socialporn.com)

Previously: Vote Boob! (And Other Body Parts), Fantasti.cc Videos: Community Rated Smut, Wiki For Porn, TittyWar!, Splutr: More Social Porn, Fleshh

Adult Wallpapers: Boobies On Your Desktop

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 11:08:19 EDT

We don't really get what all the fuss over certain new handheld devices is about: who wants to surf for porn with a screen smaller than the palm of your hand anyway? We like to see what we're drooling over (not to mention retain the use of both hands while we're drooling), which is why sites like Desktop Nexus will always be useful no matter what new technological advances are coming down the (dirt)pipe. Like umptyjillion other sites out there, they collect user-made wallpaper images of all stripes—but they also helpfully reserve a section in their collection for adult wallpapers. Popular babelog regulars like Erica Campbell, Veronika Zemanova, and Angela Taylor are among the topless hotties featured in the collection and they also have dozens of other sexy models, actresses, and more Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba screens than you can shake your stick at. Most importantly, these old eyes don't have to squint to see the goods. This job may make us go blind eventually, but at least we're going down fighting.

· Adult Models, Female Models, Actresses (desktopnexus.com)
· Thumbnail star: Jelena Jensen

Previously: Return of the Sexy Desktops: Make Vista Look Even Better, Porntage: Classy Porn Desktops, Still More More Sexy Desktops, Hot Girl Wallpapers, Wallpaper Therapy, Sexy Desktops, Kinky Screens