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Gamers On Stoya On Gamers

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 16:00:00 EDT

We're pleased to see that our Supreme Commandress Stoya is getting even more chances to show off her gaming and gadget smarts—and that the gamer media is actually showing her some respect. (dasgamer.com)

· Image of Stoya courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

Google Okays Cellphone Vibrator App

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 16:45:00 EST

Are you annoyed that the iPhone app store keeps censoring all the fun applications? You may be happier with a G1—just look what Google's letting into their app store. (appscout.com, thumbnail)

The Joydick: One Less Reason To Take Your Hands Out Of Your Pants

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 16:00:00 EST

We've often prayed for a way to combine our two favorite activities (playing videogames and masturbating, of course). Aside from just sticking our hands down our pants during Rock Band, that is.

Well, thanks to SF Media Labs, our dreams may come true even sooner than we'd hoped: the cleverly named "Joydick" allows users to convert their joystick into a... joystick capable of moving the character onscreen in all four cardinal directions (an additional apparatus can be added to enable a fire button). We just have one question: how soon until they make one of these for the ladies?

· The Joydick (sfmedialabs.com)

USB Boob Warmer: An Answer To A Problem You Didn't Know You Had

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 13:00:00 EST

As the cold weather continues to terrorize us, ladies may find themselves with a slight chill in the bosom. How's a girl to prevent her boobs from turning into boobsicles? With a USB boob warmer!

Brought to you by (of course) the Japanese, the gadget consists of two bust pads that keep the breasts nice and toasty via a USB connection. Perfect for staying warm during all those mid-winter naked shoots!

· Thanko rolls out USB boob warmer (crunchgear.com)

Robotic Sex Chair Lets The Fucking Come To You

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 11:55:04 EDT

Do you like to have sex, but don't like all that pesky thrusting? Do you desperately want to fuck, but don't really want to exert any effort whatsoever? Once again, science has your back! (And your butt and a lot of other parts.) This Japanese (what else?) contraption takes all the hard work out of sex by using motorized cushions and seat backs to mimic all the movement of a normal sex rom while you lie back and enjoy the ride. If you're injured, out of energy, or just plain lazy, this is the perfect solution to getting off without breaking a sweat. Of course, you'll have the install damn thing in your bedroom, but you can probably pay someone to do that. Check out the demonstration video after the jump.

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· "hump chair" (random-good-stuff.com)

Hide Your Porn DVDs In Mysterious Magic Box

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 30 May 2008 10:03:39 EDT

Porn collectors who want to build a library of filthy, filthy smut inevitably run into two problems—a lack of space and a lack of shame. Because you've spent all your money on DVDs, you probably don't have a house big enough to hold them all, and even though your friends and loved ones are cool with your obsession, maybe you would still prefer that they not know that you own the entire "Rim My Gape" series. Once again, technology saves the day! The Disc Manager 100 holds 100 DVDs in a small white box that is compact, stylish and—most important of all—does not have the word "Cum" or "Whores" written anywhere on it.

It's also digitally connected, can call up and eject your favorite discs at the push of a button, and can even password protect the discs you don't want prying eyes to see. (What it doesn't do, sadly, it play any of these DVDs on your TV. Nobody's perfect.) If you find that you need this level of space-saving security, then this gadget could be the answer. Also: bless your dirty little heart

· Disc Manager 100 (discmakers.com)
· See also: DVD Disc Manager 100 Keeps Your Adult DVDs Safe (Gizmodo)

Three months ago the folks at Switched.com...

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 11:35:46 EDT

Three months ago the folks at Switched.com made a video at the Adult Entertainment Expo where porn stars discussed their favorite gadgets; assuming you're still interested, you can read more details in this new series of print interviews. We're not sure why it took them so long to transcribe everything, but hey — it was worth the wait to find out more about Jesse Jane's special relationship with her iPhone. (switched.com)

Don't Try This At Home (Seriously, Don't Try It!)

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 16:00:24 EST

If someone invented a video game accessory that could shock different parts of your body in response to the game you're playing, you know it wouldn't take long for someone into electrostimulation to find another use for it. (Think of those rumbling handheld controllers, only on your balls.) Well, Slashdong's technofreak qDot recently discovered just such a product and warns all you masochists and Halo 3 fans alike ... don't do what you're thinking about doing. We honestly don't know the particulars of this device and any damage it may or may not do, but consider this a general reminder for BDSM players everywhere—do your research, know what you're getting into, and be safe. We can't afford to lose any of you freaks, so have fun, but do it smart.

· Mindwire: Metal Gear shocked me in the nuts! (slashdong.org)
· Thumbnail via sexelectric.com

... And because there can never be enough...

Jonnobot — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:29:47 EST

... And because there can never be enough ways to look at porn on your iPhone, our sticky keyboard'd siblings at Gizmodo take a long, hard look at iSteamy, yet another browser-type application purpose built for getting even more crud on your touchscreen. It's almost making us long for the simple, old-fashioned days of looking at boobs in a purloined copy of Playboy ... but not quite. (Gizmodo)

How you feel about this "back door" pencil...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 10:27:46 EST

How you feel about this "back door" pencil sharpener probably depends on which side of the Gawker Media universe your cubicle happens to sit. Girl power indignation or geeky gadget lust? Fortunately, we're in neutral territory. (It's near the coffee machine.) (livejournal.com, via Jezebel, via Gizmodo)

Send Your Old Vibrators To The Sex Toy Cemetery

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 13:30:42 EST

A good sex toy is like a beloved family pet. Loyal, trustworthy, cuddly, and they never live as long as you want them to. But when they do go off to that great junk heap in the sky, why not pay them the respect that they deserve? MySexProfessor wants to inter your worn out, broken down friends in the Sex Toy Cemetery. Next time a loved one dies on you, make a little tombstone, take a photo of its last rites and send it off to be immortalized forever on the webs. (Don't actually bury your electronics! Bad for Mother Earth.) Ok, it's a little corny and silly, but it's better than telling your private parts that your had to send the little guy off to live on a farm where it can run and play with other rabbits and dildoes. (And it sure beats packing them off to one of those scary assembly line disposals. That's just cruel.)

· Sex Toy Cemetery (mysexprofessor.com - thanks Hannah)

Triumph International is a large German...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:32:13 EST

Triumph International is a large German underwear conglomerate, but they apparently leave most of their R&D to their Japanese division. And rightly so, because where else would they come up contraptions like the heated bra and the voter turnout ensemble? Makes your little wings look pretty silly, huh ladies? (inventorspot.com)

Hand Job Machine Goes Viral: Order Yours Today!

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 16:56:03 EST

We've seen this Japanese jerkoff machine many times before—in fact, it was one of the very first things we ever blogged about when we first started Fleshbot, a million and twenty years ago. So chances are you've come across it before as well. But maybe you're still not convinced that it's the right automatic onanism tool for you? Well, let this naughty French maid and a hillbilly in a pink unitard change your mind. The testimonials may be in a foreign tongue, but the satisfied looks of those customers speaks to us in any language! (Note: The full version of this was taken down by YouTube, because they are obviously prejudiced against robot love. We, of course, have no problems in that regard.)

Previously: Hand Job Machine

Inside Japan's Adult Treasure Expo

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 13:07:41 EDT

We mentioned Japan's first Adult Treasure Expo earlier this week, but our ~~laziness~~ lack of Japanese language skills prevented us from getting too in depth with the goings on at the giant sex trade show. However, some secret smuggled images have mysteriously leaked out. (Or someone with access finally got around to uploading their videos.) KanojoToys has some footage (video and stills) of their time at the show, and while it isn't exactly action packed, it does give you a taste of what went down in the convention hall. We don't see anything too revolutionary on display, but anytime you can find vibrating masturbation hands, bridal gowns, a lesbian sex chair, and a guy in chipmunk suit all under one roof, you know you got your money's worth.

· Adult Treasure Expo 2007 - Tokyo sex convention (YouTube - More photos @ kanojotoys.com, via sexbl.gs)

Previously: Meet The gPod: Everything Old Is New Again

Meet The gPod: Everything Old Is New Again

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 12:37:29 EDT

Our news alerts are abuzz lately (pun sorta intended) with stories about the gPod musical vibrator, which is odd because we thought we'd heard all there was to say about it last fall. It wasn't exactly a new idea then either—hook a vibrator up to a music device and let your privates dance to the beat—but we guess that didn't stop the gadget from making a splash at Japan's first Adult Treasure Expo last week. (Plus, there's the delightful Engrish translation of the gPod website to enjoy.) Now, no one combines sex and technology quite like the Japanese, so hopefully we'll see some truly innovative products emerge from this Far East answer to the naughty trade show soon. After all, those sexbots we were promised all those years ago should be online by now, right?

· gPod Website - Japanese + English (gpod.tv)
· "gPod Musical Vibrator is the Newest in Japanese Joysticks" (inventorspot.com)
· "GPod vibrator hits high note with Japanese women" (news.com.au)
· "Japanese Launch gPod 'iVibrator' for Women" (foxnews.com)

Previously: "Passion And Power": Everything You've Always Wanted To Know About Vibrators, But Were Too Busy Getting Off To Ask, OhMiBod's BodiTalk: Reach Out And Fuck Someone, iBuzz 2.0, Marital Aid Test Kitchen: OhMiBod, iGroove Panties

Those Gizmodo geeks have recovered from...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:30:36 EDT

Those Gizmodo geeks have recovered from their iGasm long enough to share this gadget that is apparently designed for you to take upskirts shots of yourself? But how many text messages does it give you per month? (Gizmodo)

Wet Spots: Raining Pussycats and Horny Dogs

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 20:10:28 EDT

· Adjustable breast implants? Love dolls for dogs? Are those nerds at Gizmodo trying to muscle in on our freak turf? (Gizmodo)

· We're a little concerned over the prospect of Jessica Simpson as a Pussycat Doll? Does she know they aren't actual cats? (allheadlinenews.com)

· Halle Berry is no longer interested in flashing her tits, and has decided to show everyone her ass instead. We don't care if she's coming or going. (hollywoodtuna.com)

· This guide to gay bathhouses will come in very handy for straight guys, provided they don't mind being not straight for a few hours. (blogto.com)

Google is a little bit less cool about adult websites than they used to be. If we understood how internet advertising worked, we'd probably be pissed. (avn.com)

· China cracks down on internet naughtiness, but forgets to write a law against nude web chats. To be fair, we didn't think people still did that stuff either. (msnbc.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives