Gamers On Stoya On Gamers

We're pleased to see that our Supreme Commandress Stoya is getting even more chances to show off her gaming and gadget smarts—and that the gamer media is actually showing her some respect. (dasgamer.com) More »

Google Okays Cellphone Vibrator App

Are you annoyed that the iPhone app store keeps censoring all the fun applications? You may be happier with a G1—just look what Google's letting into their app store. (appscout.com, thumbnail)

The Joydick: One Less Reason To Take Your Hands Out Of Your Pants

We've often prayed for a way to combine our two favorite activities (playing videogames and masturbating, of course). Aside from just sticking our hands down our pants during Rock Band, that is. More »

USB Boob Warmer: An Answer To A Problem You Didn't Know You Had

As the cold weather continues to terrorize us, ladies may find themselves with a slight chill in the bosom. How's a girl to prevent her boobs from turning into boobsicles? With a USB boob warmer! More »

Robotic Sex Chair Lets The Fucking Come To You

Do you like to have sex, but don't like all that pesky thrusting? Do you desperately want to fuck, but don't really want to exert any effort whatsoever? Once again, science has your back! (And your butt and a lot of other parts.) This Japanese (what else?) contraption takes all the hard work out of sex by using motorized cushions and seat backs to mimic all the movement of a normal sex rom while you lie back and enjoy the ride. If you're injured, out of energy, or just plain lazy, this is the perfect solution to getting off without breaking a sweat. Of course, you'll have the install damn thing in your bedroom, but you can probably pay someone to do that. Check out the demonstration video after the jump. More »

Hide Your Porn DVDs In Mysterious Magic Box

Porn collectors who want to build a library of filthy, filthy smut inevitably run into two problems—a lack of space and a lack of shame. Because you've spent all your money on DVDs, you probably don't have a house big enough to hold them all, and even though your friends and loved ones are cool with your obsession, maybe you would still prefer that they not know that you own the entire "Rim My Gape" series. Once again, technology saves the day! The Disc Manager 100 holds 100 DVDs in a small white box that is compact, stylish and—most important of all—does not have the word "Cum" or "Whores" written anywhere on it. More »

Three months ago the folks at Switched.com made a video at the Adult Entertainment Expo where porn stars discussed their favorite gadgets; assuming you're still interested, you can read more details in this new series of print interviews. We're not sure why it took them so long to transcribe everything, but hey — it was worth the wait to find out more about Jesse Jane's special relationship with her iPhone. (switched.com)

Don't Try This At Home (Seriously, Don't Try It!)

If someone invented a video game accessory that could shock different parts of your body in response to the game you're playing, you know it wouldn't take long for someone into electrostimulation to find another use for it. (Think of those rumbling handheld controllers, only on your balls.) Well, Slashdong's technofreak qDot recently discovered just such a product and warns all you masochists and Halo 3 fans alike ... don't do what you're thinking about doing. We honestly don't know the particulars of this device and any damage it may or may not do, but consider this a general reminder for BDSM players everywhere—do your research, know what you're getting into, and be safe. We can't afford to lose any of you freaks, so have fun, but do it smart. More »

... And because there can never be enough ways to look at porn on your iPhone, our sticky keyboard'd siblings at Gizmodo take a long, hard look at iSteamy, yet another browser-type application purpose built for getting even more crud on your touchscreen. It's almost making us long for the simple, old-fashioned days of looking at boobs in a purloined copy of Playboy ... but not quite. (Gizmodo)

How you feel about this "back door" pencil sharpener probably depends on which side of the Gawker Media universe your cubicle happens to sit. Girl power indignation or geeky gadget lust? Fortunately, we're in neutral territory. (It's near the coffee machine.) (livejournal.com, via Jezebel, via Gizmodo)

Send Your Old Vibrators To The Sex Toy Cemetery

A good sex toy is like a beloved family pet. Loyal, trustworthy, cuddly, and they never live as long as you want them to. But when they do go off to that great junk heap in the sky, why not pay them the respect that they deserve? MySexProfessor wants to inter your worn out, broken down friends in the Sex Toy Cemetery. Next time a loved one dies on you, make a little tombstone, take a photo of its last rites and send it off to be immortalized forever on the webs. (Don't actually bury your electronics! Bad for Mother Earth.) Ok, it's a little corny and silly, but it's better than telling your private parts that your had to send the little guy off to live on a farm where it can run and play with other rabbits and dildoes. (And it sure beats packing them off to one of those scary assembly line disposals. That's just cruel.) More »

Triumph International is a large German underwear conglomerate, but they apparently leave most of their R&D to their Japanese division. And rightly so, because where else would they come up contraptions like the heated bra and the voter turnout ensemble? Makes your little wings look pretty silly, huh ladies? (inventorspot.com)

Hand Job Machine Goes Viral: Order Yours Today!

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Inside Japan's Adult Treasure Expo

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Meet The gPod: Everything Old Is New Again

Our news alerts are abuzz lately (pun sorta intended) with stories about the gPod musical vibrator, which is odd because we thought we'd heard all there was to say about it last fall. It wasn't exactly a new idea then either—hook a vibrator up to a music device and let your privates dance to the beat—but we guess that didn't stop the gadget from making a splash at Japan's first Adult Treasure Expo last week. (Plus, there's the delightful Engrish translation of the gPod website to enjoy.) Now, no one combines sex and technology quite like the Japanese, so hopefully we'll see some truly innovative products emerge from this Far East answer to the naughty trade show soon. After all, those sexbots we were promised all those years ago should be online by now, right? More »

Those Gizmodo geeks have recovered from their iGasm long enough to share this gadget that is apparently designed for you to take upskirts shots of yourself? But how many text messages does it give you per month? (Gizmodo)

Wet Spots: Raining Pussycats and Horny Dogs

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