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· "hump chair" (random-good-stuff.com)

· Exotic Or Erotic (exoticorerotic.com; thumbnail via Ask Jolene)

· "25 sexy times at home" (cribcandy.com - thanks Sturtle)

It's true that some folks get turned on by being objectified, but that doesn't always mean they enjoy literally being turned into objects. This folks in this video, however, take objectification to a whole new level—like the second story of a house entryway, where one trussed up babe is turned into a human chandelier. Unfortunately, we don't have names* or dates to go with this clip (and the sound is a little wonky, as well), but it tells the intriguing tale of a man who basically spends all his time molding furniture out of latex-ensconced women. It's an odd hobby to be sure, but no matter what you think of a dude who builds electric female shrink wrapping machines, you've got to be impressed by the old world craftsmanship involved. The tables and chairs on display here make those Chippendale guys look like a bunch of corncob whittlers.

· "Decorate your home with living dominatrix furniture" (vidmax.com, via afhakers.nl, via Unscathed Corpse)

* Steve Diet Goedde, of all people, writes in to point out that this is actually Jeff Gord of House of Gord, which we totally would have known if our brain was working properly today, which it obviously isn't. Thanks, Steve!

Previously: NakedModern: Art Nudes For Design Snobs, Meet ShinyAline (And Friends): Freaks Inside, Wild Gasmasks: Get Your (Kinky) Head On Straight, 3-D Fetish Photos By Charles Mons: You Are There, Collar Factory Custom Fetish Collars: Tie One On

It's no secret that if you own a spacious, well-decorated home in Southern California and don't mind second-assistant cameramen taking naps on your bed, you can make a nice side business by renting your place out to movie and TV studios looking to shoot "on location." 818 Movie Locations is a specialty realty company that does just that, providing fully-furnished mansions for use in movies, photoshoots or private functions. Of course, this is 818, which means the San Fernando Valley, which means that pool table at 501 Woodland Hills has seen its fair share of cue sticks. Some of the properties advertised on their website—complete with picturesque backgrounds, fancy amenities, and much-needed maid service—may even look familiar to students of the Porn Valley skin flick, since satisfied producers are happy to return to the scene of the crime. You can take a peek behind the scenes of these potentially naughty real estate venues, or perhaps you'd like to rent one for yourself and have your own private star tour. Nothing beats bragging to your friends that you fuck where the pros fuck!

· 818 Movie Locations (omnipresent sound warning @ movielocations.com; seen on Adult FYI)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch: The Couches of Porn Valley, NakedModern: Art Nudes For Design Snobs, Porn Valley Dispatch Archive, Sexy Furniture by Mario Philippona, Unporn, Lurid Digs

In case merely looking at sexy furniture pics was leaving you a bit frustrated, you might be interested in this interview starring Fleshbot Gal Friday Violet Blue (we're not sure which version), who went booty-to-booty with Slashdong's qDot at SXSW in Austin last week to unveil his latest teledildonic invention: the Twitterdildonic sofa, which uses a text feed from the already buzzworthy Twitter miniblogging service in conjunction with a software-engineered Rez Trance Vibrator to create the world's "first augmented reality couch". Even though he modestly calls his new tech mashup "completely useless", qDot has supplied the source code for anyone who wants to rig up one of these to replace that old Barcalounger in the living room—though all it takes is one look at Violet's face while she's sitting on the prototype during the interview to convince us that IKEA needs to start mass production on these things immediately. Who knows—it might even make sitting there looking at boring celebrity sex tapes all evening something to actually look forward to!

· "new getv episode: twitterdildonics and qdot" and "Twitterdildonic Stimulation" (QuickTime video @ tinynibbles.com + GETV)
· "Twitterdildonics" (slashdong.org)
· Twitter (twitter.com)
· "Mini-blog is the talk of Silicon Valley" (msnbc.msn.com)

Previously: The Ooh!, Porn Vegas Dispatch: Virtual Holes and Virtual Sticks, Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Delldo, The Wiibrator, Sexy Furniture by Mario Philippona, Sonny Black Dungeon Furniture, Italian Sex Chair, Furniture Porn Movie, More Furniture Porn

· Parents of UCLA students might be interested to know where their tuition dollars are going. To be fair, some of these folks running around in their underwear are probably on scholarship. (laist.com)

· Want to spice things up in the bedroom? Try getting busy on these crazy adjustable beds. As if you didn't already have enough trouble getting into position without hurting yourself. (animicausa.com, via shakewellbeforeuse.com)

· The Sun is looking for a holiday Easter Bunny. A bunny with the largest breasts possible, of course. It is The Sun, after all. (thesun.co.uk)

· In case you forgot to celebrate, yesterday was Kim Kardashian Day, which means that video clips from the DVD are all over the place already and our sex tape elves are busy working on a review as we speak. Be glad it only happens once a year. (drunkenstepfather.com)

· What's the difference between burlesque and stripping? Give it a try sometime and find out. (theage.com.au)

· Some Atlantic City casino workers are in trouble for using the security cameras to watch the female guests a little too closely. Sorry, was that the wrong thing to do? (1010wins.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

As well evidenced by all those "Furniture And Naked People" spreads we've posted about in the past, nothing quite compliments the sensuous curves of an Eames chair or the playful visual rhythms of a George Nelson marshmallow sofa than the sensuous curves and, uh, playful rhythms of a gorgeous naked model. It's an idea that's taken to its logical extreme at the beautifully designed NakedModern, a design showcase and artist portfolio site that takes its nudes as seriously as it does a shopping spree at Knoll or DWR: you'll find work from six different photographers that's at least as notable for the beauty of the models as it is for the stunning price tags of the furniture they're stretching across. But don't think it's too deadly serious; all those outtakes they've posted from the various photo shoots prove that even design snobs have a sense of humor too. (Just don't confuse any of the works of furniture art on display with anything from IKEA's inventory or the kind of seating arrangements you usually find in your typical Porn Valley production. We're pretty sure their sense of humor about these things only goes so far.)

· NakedModern: Revelaing Modernism Through Photography (nakedmodern.com - thanks KC)
· Thumbnail: Charles and Ray Eames "La Chaise" (1948) by T.H. Taylor

Previously: Furniture and Naked People by Peter Hegre, Porn Valley Dispatch: The Couches of Porn Valley, Sexy Furniture by Mario Philippona, Furniture and Naked People by Henrik Purienne, Italian Sex Chair, Furniture Porn Movie