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more about #straight more comments → Ravenrose: My favorite way to put an eye out! #asian more » Mr.Gawn: i kinda want to get my GF one.. but she doesnt even use the rabbit i gave her #maritalaidtestkitchen more » Brahma: Whenever you hear someone say that Magnum condoms are only on the market to cater to the egos of guys who need to believe that they are larger than th... more » witeowl: Nice review. I may have to pick one up. One comment I can't resist: Shouldn't it be, "Leave your toy sitting on your charger all day; it'll still be ... more » tmronin: hard not to love skin in the bathroom: #latex more » Conrad: [gizmodo.com] #victoriassecret more » thePrototype: that was pretty hot!! #amateur more » Conrad: The article on Gizmodo convinced me to pick one up (still waiting for it to be shipped). I even spent some of my birthday money on it (money I was sa... more » sam991: Speaking of latex, it's precisely 5 months since Bianca Beauchamp was Gratuitous Nude. Methinks the hour has come around again. more » Beaker: Caution! Perky Nipples! #asian more » -
#movies
We happened to catch the new Coen Brothers movie "Burn Before Reading" last night and you'll be happy to know that George Clooney and his sex furniture do indeed play a prominent role in the film. We don't want to spoil anything, but let's just say you might pick up a few pointers along the way. (xbiz.com) -
#sextoys
Robotic Sex Chair Lets The Fucking Come To You
Do you like to have sex, but don't like all that pesky thrusting? Do you desperately want to fuck, but don't really want to exert any effort whatsoever? Once again, science has your back! (And your butt and a lot of other parts.) This Japanese (what else?) contraption takes all the hard work out of sex by using motorized cushions and seat backs to mimic all the movement of a normal sex rom while you lie back and enjoy the ride. If you're injured, out of energy, or just plain lazy, this is the perfect solution to getting off without breaking a sweat. Of course, you'll have the install damn thing in your bedroom, but you can probably pay someone to do that. Check out the demonstration video after the jump. More » -
#art
Upskirt fans might get more than they bargained for if they try to sneak a peek at someone wearing this dress lamp. (Or is it a lamp dress?) Just remember to turn out the lights when you leave. (kostasvoyatzis.wordpress.com, via elitalice.com, via random-good-stuff.com) -
#fantasy
Exotic Or Erotic: Making Your Fantasy (Rooms) Come True
There's nothing quite so annoying as being in the middle of a hot and heavy role playing session only to turn your head and suddenly be reminded that no, you're not getting molested by a hot police officer in a jail cell downtown ... you're in your suburban bedroom, getting felt up by your partner wearing a "Sexy Police Officer" outfit left over from last Halloween. At the end of the day, imagination can only take you so far: to really get into a fantasy, sometimes you need a little help, and maybe a change of location or at least a change in interior design. And that's where Exotic or Erotic comes in. A faux finish and design studio based in southern California, they'll travel anywhere and build anything to make your fantasy come true. Need a realistic spaceship to make that alien anal probe a little more believable? A stable to house your human ponies? A nursery for adult babies? Whatever your fantasy, they've got you covered. Now if you'll excuse us, we have a combination Dr. Who set/Shake Shack with built-in Kiehl's boutique and Keeley Hazell altar to design ... More » -
#found
25 Things To Help Dirty Your Home
The design connoisseurs at Crib Candy present a collection of 25 pieces of "furniture, decoration and accessories that will send the right message when you bring someone back to your crib" (i.e., "I am flush enough to be able to afford over a thousand dollars on a custom built mahogany and bamboo silk sex chair, and therefore you should boink me.") Of course, we here at Fleshbot Central are already up to our dirtpipes in sexy design books, bug porn, and infidelity kits ... but if anyone wants to pick us up some public sex-themed planters or a set of boobshelves, we couldn't think of a more appropriate hostess gift the next time you come visit. More » -
#cfnm
For a gal who's so cheerful and wholesome looking, that Brandi Belle sure is evil. Then again, we guess she could have left poor Enzo on all fours serving as a human coffee table for a lot longer instead of giving him a blowjob as a reward for his trouble. So maybe she's not that evil. (preview @ brandibelle.com, via Your Dirty Mind) -
#caveatemptor
So exactly what kind of people buy sex furniture (besides George Clooney)? Well, there's this ordinary couple who "ordered it on a whim"... and found out that it's neither as discreet nor as functional as its website says it is. Shocking, we know! (nytimes.com) -
#ouch
When Cumshots Go Wrong
No one has greater respect for pornstars than we do: their jobs aren't easy, and sometimes things can get downright hazardous. If you think it's all just fun and games and dirtpipe milkshakes, look no further than this clip to show you just how dangerous (not to mention hilarious) things can get. (And if you've got a case of the Mondays right now, watching this video five or six or a hundred times just might the cure for what ails you too.) More » -
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#followup
Good news! The "vagina couch" somehow went from banned on Craigslist to Best of Craigslist. (Funny how that works!) The bad news? It's still $600 for a couch that looks like a giant vagina. (craigslist.org) -
#vagina
The people on Craigslist are a bunch of pussies for taking down this ad for a giant vulva couch. It'd be perfect for a rebirthing ceremony or maybe a strip club VIP lounge, but apparently some folks just don't appreciate fine genital-based furniture. (Jezebel) -
#inventions
Yes, there are some folks who don't like to cuddle after sex, but it's not because of intimacy issues—they just don't like it when their arm falls asleep. Well, thanks to this clever new mattress, you now have no excuse not to sleep over. (inventorspot.com) -
#sextoys
As if we needed more proof that George Clooney is like the coolest dude alive, the guy carries around a Liberator sex ramp with him wherever he goes and he doesn't even care who knows. Yes, you're still on the straight side of Fleshbot and yes, we're talking about a man crush. Wanna make something of it? (celebitchy.com) -
#furniture
Give your balls a rest. Be honest—after hanging out in your shorts all day, haven't they earned it? (random-good-stuff.com) -
#babes
Hello, Ashley Kahsaklahwee. We don't know how to pronounce your name, but that's an awfully nice piece of furniture you're laying on. In case it breaks, just remember: as long as we have a face, you always have a place to sit. (dailypoa.com)
