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    bibble3000: I just saw a clip of this on ... somewhere... and I feel obligated to say that Rebecca Linares scene is one the hottest of the year. For me anyway. #r... more »
    stickman: I don't think I've ever heard of someone, especially a porn star being captivated by a porn movie script before. I mean seriously, a porn script? I'm ... more »
    fragile: Riley STEELE rides War Machine? no warpaint? no raggery? #warmachine more »
    offred: These Chick-fil-A ads are really getting subversive. #cosplay more »
    offred: Is the British bra-sizing system the same as in the US? Otherwise, I can't think of anywhere I've been where it would even be plausible that the avera... more »
    offred: Masturbating to Mac products is a well known phenomenon. Why do you think they all used to be white? #amateur more »
    FrankN.Stein: Good thing is - Heroes won't last forever and I don't see a major career for her afterwards - which means, giving the willingness to pose for sexy pho... more »
    bmonkey: Any instructional videos out there on chopstick nipple teasing? #asian more »
    bmonkey: "Yes, Mr. Bond, you're eyes don't deceive you...there are four of me you have to deal with..." #babes more »
    Crystal_Mountain: "She's masturbating to footage from the last Macworld conference." That makes her a hipster, but she's still ridiculously hot, so I'll overlook that.... more »
  • #tv

    All Flush Faced And Dow-y Eyed

    For those of you who missed it last night: Stephen Colbert gets sexy with the Dow Jones. Oh baby. (hulu.com)
  • #babes

    Everything's Better With Babes (Including Classic Films)

    Did Hot Chicks Picking Up Dog Shit just have a little too much dog shit for your tastes? Try Hot Chicks In Black And White Flicks: a video series featuring girls in bikinis recreating the movie classics. More »
  • #fanfiction

    Displayus Mammarium! Teen Wizards In Love

    Now that we've (allegedly) seen Neville Longbottom playing with his, ahem, magic wand, this Hermione/Neville erotic fan fiction makes a whole lot more sense. Or, well, at least a little more sense, anyway. (youtube.com, via thesspot.org)
  • #mainstreamcrossoverwatch

    Belladonna Returns To "PG Porn" For "Genital Hospital"

    At long last, the episode of "PG Porn" we've been most hotly anticipating: Belladonna in "Genital Hospital." We laughed, we cried, we got turned on—definitely one of our favorite episodes of this series. More »
  • #mainstreamcrossoverwatch

    First Evan Stone, now Jenna Haze. Aziz Ansari really loves the pornstars. (funnyordie.com)

  • #games

    Orgasm.com Lets You Call The Shots

    We've all dreamed of finding a porn clip perfectly tailored to our exact needs and desires. Now Orgasm.com is hoping to make that dream a reality with their new Porn Director feature. More »
  • #boobs

    Burning Angel Discovers A Breastastic Cure For Swine Flu

    Over the past few weeks we've been unable to escape news of the dreaded A(H1N1) virus (more commonly known as swine flu). And now it seems that one of the Burning Angel crew has been tragically struck down by this porcine influenza. More »
  • #amateur

    This Is The Greatest And Best Porn In The World.... Tribute

    We're not going to lie to you: there's a lot of bad amateur porn out there. But there's also a lot of amazing, inspired amateur porn out there. This clip falls in the latter category. More »
  • #mainstreamcrossoverwatch

    PG Porn Heads Out West With Belladonna And Roxy DeVille

    As promised, the latest episode of "PG Porn" debuts today, with Roxy and Belladonna taking James Gunn's brand of sexless porn to an Old West saloon. (Okay, Roxy just dances during the credits, but whatever.) More »
  • #wtf

    Heavy Petting: Pets In Porn

    Amateur porn can be all the more erotic because it's, well, real. But sometimes things get a little too real—like when the action's interrupted by a ringing phone, or a pet walks into the picture. More »
  • #video

    Lingerie-Clad Light Saber Duellers Finally Get Their Due

    You know how it is: you're at a bar, with two gorgeous women vying for your attention. Before you know it, they're fighting over you—then the light sabers come out...and the clothes come off. More »
  • #pornstarlife

    How Belladonna Eats A Popsicle

    When she's not busy making popsicles out of thin air, Belladonna enjoys eating popsicles (and also making porn). As a special treat, she'd like to show us her special, porntastic popsicle eating style. More »
  • #comics

    Porn For Women... It Does Exist, Right?

    On the whole, we tend to think that the selection of "porn for women" is slightly less dire than this comic would suggest... but we know where she's coming from. (daniellecorsetto.com, via Violet Blue)
  • #mainstreamcrossoverwatch

    Bang Bus Gets The PG Porn Treatment

    Okay, we admit it: we had our doubts about PG Porn's Bang Bus spoof, "Helpful Bus"—in fact, we really only watched it for Bree Olson. But after a slow start, it won us over. More »
  • #video

    You Come To This Kitchen Often?

    You know you sometimes eye that piece fruit, or that naughty vegetable, wondering what it would feel like right there. And we've got news for you: that vegetable is thinking about you too. More »
  • #video

    Pop Rocks: They Get Your Rocks Off

    We all know about the Altoids trick, but were you aware that Pop Rocks help you get your rocks off? Perhaps inspired by Raven Riley, a hardcore fan decided to spread the word. More »
  • #sexculture

    The Base System: Finally Explained!

    Okay, we admit it: we have never, ever been able to keep those "bases" straight. Is third base a blowjob or a handjob? What, exactly, happens on second? And where does anal fit in? More »
  • #video

    "This Ain't The Stimulus Package XXX" Debuts On Limited Screens

    Mr. Flynt may not have secured a porn bailout—but that won't stop the pornographers from giving the rest of us the stimulus package we so desperately need. More »
  • #pornstars

    Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, And Joanna Angel Have A Pants Off Dance Off

    We all know how well they fuck (um, very), but how well do our favorite pornstars dance? Well, thanks to this special clip from Belladonna's "Girl Train," the truth can now be revealed. More »
  • #mainstreamcrossoverwatch

    "PG Porn" Finds Its Stride (And Sasha Grey Helps!)

    After some trial and error, it seems that James Gunn's "PG Porn" has finally hit its stride. The latest installment, "Roadside Ass-istance" (featuring Sasha Grey), actually made us laugh. Out loud, in fact! More »
  • #fleshbotcraftcorner

    Today In Crafts: Knit Boobs And Strap-On Balls

    Bored with knitting scarves and sweaters? Why not try your hand at some slightly more sordid crafts—for instance, crafting some breasts or balls out of ordinary fabrics? More »
  • #humor

    You Mean Ron Jeremy Doesn't Actually Speak French?

    Porn "plots" aren't always realistic, or even particularly well written, but at least they can be good for a few laughs. (regretfulmorning.com, thumbnail)
  • #mainstreamcrossoverwatch

    "PG Porn" Wishes You A Very Belladonna Christmas

    It's been so long since the first installment of "PG Porn" that we'd thought the project had been entirely abandoned. But no: "PG Porn" is back just in time for Christmas—and with Belladonna in tow! More »
  • #comics

    Oglaf: Dirty, Funny Comics

    Oglaf may not be sexy enough to be considered porn (the creator describes the comic as a "sex comedy"), but we have to commend anyone who labels sections of their website with a "SFW!" warning (as opposed to... oh, you know). The website is currently in "teaser" mode, with a limited number of strips available (actual launch in 2009), but we have a feeling that those in search of a dirty, funny, fantasy-inspired comic would do well to keep an eye on Oglaf. More »
  • #romania

    Sex Sells... Garden Gnomes?

    Romanian businessman Cristi Birgu has attracted attention by trying to drum up sales for his garden gnome business with the strategic use of prostitutes. Plastic prostitutes, that is: Birgu has the miniature ladies of the evening—also manufactured by his company—placed outside his home, in the hopes that they'll attract potential buyers. Somehow, we just can't see much overlap between the people who buy garden gnomes and the people who solicit sex workers—but hey, what do we know? (ananova.com)
  • #video

    Surfer Girls 2: Where Surf Meets Sex

    "Surfer Girls 2": a porn in which the girlfriends of the Beach Boys fuck sharks, wax their surfboards with semen, and adorn their genitals with kelp. Or, er, maybe not. Look, in all the hustle and bustle and what have you, we may not have actually watched this movie, or even picked it up from the store. But whatever: the good people at PopPorn have put together a review that tells us everything we need to know about this instant classic from "Shane's World." Well, mostly. In any case, we get to see Morgan Mae's boobs... and isn't that what really matters? Video after the jump. More »
  • #video

    The Best Of James Bond Sex Puns

    As you may be aware, the latest entry in the James Bond franchise, "Quantum of Solace," comes out tomorrow. As far as we're concerned, James Bond movies are only good for three things: Sean Connery, scantily clad Bond girls, and, of course, those super cheesy sex puns (okay, and also things exploding). Thankfully, Gawker Media videographer Nick McGlynn has put together a selection of all the finest Bondian sex puns: watch this video, and you'll never need to see another Bond movie again. Unless they have a hot new Bond girl, of course. More »
  • #thisweekinimaginedporntitles

    We've seen more than a few bad pornos in our day... but none quite so awful as those imagined up by the readers of Cracked. Though, really, you all know you're dying to see "Shins of Sin." (cracked.com)
  • #inthenews

    A Swedish minister has resigned from his parish after infecting the network with viruses... while surfing for porn. If only the world's religious leaders had heeded Belladonna's advice. A well stocked library of porno DVDs could have easily prevented this tragedy from occurring. (theregister.co.uk, via Gizmodo, thumbnail via)
  • #video

    PG Porn: Pornography That Everyone Can Enjoy

    How many times has this happened to you: you're sitting down to watch a brand new porno movie, one that you've gotten really excited about—only, right as you're starting to get into it, the actors go and ruin everything by having sex? Man, what is up with that? Why do pornstars always have to ruin a good scene by going and getting naked (or worse, fucking)? More »
  • #video

    Follow The Blinking Nipple

    Many years ago, when we were eager young teens bent on learning everything there was to know about the world, we gamely tried to learn Morse code. And failed. Horribly. Try as we might, we just couldn't get all those dits and dots and doots to stick in our brains. Frustrated, and more than a little embarrassed, we moved on to other, easier pursuits (like, for instance, learning everything there is to know about porn). But now, years later, it seems like our dream of learning Morse code might actually become a reality: we just have to learn it via the aid of a pulsating nipple. If only we'd realized that in our youth! (Instructional video after the jump.) More »
  • #books

    Testicles: It's What's For Dinner

    We're used to receiving a lot of strange emails, but even we did a double take when we saw the subject "world's first testicle cookbook - aphrodisiac" pop up in our inbox. Yet amazingly enough, the email was for real: Ljubomir Erovic, a Serbian gourmet, has partnered with an online publisher to offer up the world's first testicle cookbook as a multimedia ebook — complete with exciting videos demonstrating proper testicle preparation (and not the kind that Gianna Michaels is known for). And not only are testicles a delicacy (not to mention a delicious pizza topping!); as a testosterone rich food, they're also good for getting "in the mood". Provided you can get over the awkwardness of offering your loved one a delicious slice of testicle pie. More »
  • #milfwatch

    Despite all the twittering about it today, we're not really concerned whether VoteForTheMILF.com was really set up by the McCain campaign or not—we're more bummed that it doesn't redirect to, say, Vicky Vette's site. After all, we always prefer to throw our support behind someone who's actually qualified for the job at, er, hand. (election.twitter.com + vickyathome.com)
  • #sfwporn

    Diesel Makes Porn Safe For After Work Too

    Sure, we've seen that paint-by-numbers SFW porn gimmick many times before—but never in video form! So we couldn't help laughing at this advertisement for an international party Diesel is throwing for its 30th anniversary next month. Sometimes the easy jokes are easy for a reason. Video after the jump.
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  • #boobs

    Breaking: Adorable Boobs Protected By Even More Adorable Kitty

    The following clip combines our two favorite things in the whole world—gratuitous cleavage and hilarious cat videos. Ladies, if you're tired of hands-y creeps who are constantly after your ta-tas, this feline security device is your can't miss solution. (Click thumbnail for video.) More »
  • #vintage

    Today's tabloids have become so dirty and exploitative—not like the good old days of responsible celebrity journalism. It's a little something called "class," people. Look it up! (more sex and weirdness @ Flickr, via sex-and-blogs.com)
  • #quizzes

    We have to admit that we're getting a wee bit tired of Details' recurring "X Face or O-Face?" feature, though in this latest edition we suppose trying to decide whether the photo you're looking at is someone caught in the throes of orgasm or pontificating against the evils of gay marriage is sort of amusing. (We're also wondering why it necessarily has to be either a Republican or someone enjoying really great sex. Why can't it be both? Er, don't answer that.) (men.style.com/details)
  • #video

    Dacia And The Love Machine: The Movie

    When Fleshbot contributor and all-around sexy lady Audacia Ray reviewed the Fucking Love Machine for our Marital Aid Test Kitchen a while back, little did we know she was doing it for more than just the free orgasms: apparently she was also taking notes for a short film about her experience, which she released today. OK, so actually the film is about her experience trying to get rid of the damn thing and costars an eager buyer she found on Craigslist who ... well, we don't want to spoil the fun, so you'll just have to check out the short version of the video after the jump to find out.( And we hope you'll spring for the modest download fee to watch the longer edit too. After all, a gal can't rely on freebies for all her sex toy needs, you know.) More »
  • #inthenews

    Heard this one? An Italian man walks into his bedroom and finds his wife in bed with the local bishop! OK, so it's not a joke. We bet the pope is totally kicking himself for not taking Belladonna's advice. (telegraph.co.uk, thumbnail from angelicpornstars.net via Ask Jolene)
  • #savannasamson

    Savanna Samson Heats Up The Evening News

    "The Daily Show" has always wanted to perk up your regular evening TV watching and kick mainstream news outlets in the butt. So why not do so by recasting the Evening News with Savanna Samson in the role of Katie Couric? It may just supposed to be a joke, but it's an idea could actually help CBS with their ratings. It certainly couldn't hurt (More @ thedailyshow.com)