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Thought We Were Done With Calendars?

Ottimo Massimo — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 15:00:00 EST

Nope. Not when Front Magazine has a preview of their 2010 calendar. It doesn't matter how small your room is, there is always more wall space for naked ladies who tell you the date.

In fact, they can just go ahead and rename the months. It'll be just like the French Revolution! Except instead of celebrating your birthday in the month of Brumaire, it'll be on the 13th of Vikki Blows. Sounds way better, right?

· 2010 GUARENTEED TO KICK ASS WITH THE FRONT CALENDAR (frontarmy.co.uk)

Front Had A Party With Naked Chicks And Everything!

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 13:30:01 EST

And they've got drinks and confetti and boobs and music! Actually, we're not so into the music. And it looks like they ran out of beer. Confetti and boobs it is!

Front Magazine knows how to do a photo shoot. We can never really tell if they're styling shoots to look like parties, or just having parties that randomly turn into professional photo ops. It's that ambiguity that keeps us coming back. Whether or not the party actually happened, it gives us hope that we might be at raucous-yet-intimate shows where gorgeous babes whip out their goods during the guitar solo.

· FRONT END OF YEAR NAKED PARTY: THE MOVIE (frontarmy.co.uk)

Rosie Jones' Boobs: Suitable For All Climates

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:00:00 EST

If Rosie Jones were any less well-endowed, we'd be worried about her health. Then again, she does have that lovely hat to keep her warm. Everything's fine!

Nudity is always more alluring in the winter. Anyone can strut around naked in the sunshine, but it takes serious dedication to pimp your bod in the frost. Maybe Rosie prefers the cold; after all, some chicks are just too hot for the bear rug and fireplace.

· Get Cosy, Then Watch Rosie (frontarmy.co.uk)

Ariel Rebel: Hot Mess

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:30:01 EST

Oh, Ms. Rebel, we don't care if your dorm room is messy. Is that even your dorm? You're a nude model, and that could just be a set. Don't worry Ms. Rebel, we still love you.

In fact, we love you so much that we're going to show everyone your latest gallery! It's ok that you let Front Magazine see it before us, because they were nice enough to share. And it's not about who sees you first, it's about who ogles you the most. (That's us!)

· ARIEL REBEL: RAD NEW GALLERY (frontarmy.co.uk)

Let's Ogle The Asses Of Brit Chicks In Glasses

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Ok, more like one chick. And you can't always see her butt. And she's not always wearing the glasses. But that's not the point; she's attractive.

If you recognize Lauren from Front Magazine's website, then you have quite the eye. We've been wanting more of her forever, and now that we have it, we can't help but post articles with titles that don't necessarily pertain to the subject matter. She's just that hot.

For a second fix, check out Front's behind-the-scenes video: LAUREN: COVER GIRL MOVIE RADNESS (frontarmy.co.uk)

Rosie, Kaylee, Seren, Sammy: They're All Here, And They're All Topless

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 15:00:00 EDT

We had been pretty well convinced that there was little one could do to improve upon photos of busty, topless girls. But oh, how wrong we were.

Apparently, if you replace photos with video, and add in a kicking soundtrack, the experience is even better. But you don't have to take our word for it: see for yourself, with the first part of Front's Megamix babe tribute.

· Front Girls: The Megamix Part One (frontarmy.co.uk)

Five-A-Day Treat: You Daily Dose Of Babes

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 15 May 2009 12:30:01 EDT

You watch your carbs, make sure to take all your vitamins, and eat your fruits and veggies—but are you getting enough babes in your daily diet? We're betting no.

Thankfully, Front and their Famous Five are here to remedy that: five gorgeous girls guaranteed to keep you happy, healthy, and smiling all day long. You can trust us on that one: we've been on the Famous Five diet for weeks now, and we've never looked—or felt!—better in our life.

· Your Five-A-Day Treat (frontarmy.co.uk)

India Shows Us Her Treasures

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 15:30:01 EDT

Oh, India, it's so nice to see you again—you're looking every bit as lovely as the day we first met. And just as topless, too, we're pleased to see. (frontarmy.co.uk)

We Assume It's The Church Of Cutegirlology

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 17:30:01 EDT

We've never heard of this St. Georgia's Day business—but if it means getting the chance to look at cute girls like this, we'll convert to whatever religion celebrates it. Stat. (frontarmy.co.uk)

Kelly Andrews Is (Topless) Poetry In Motion

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 13:00:00 EDT

You may be asking yourself, as we often do, if there's any joy in life quite as sweet as gazing upon photos of the amazingly put together—and outrageously proportioned—Kelly Andrews. Well, we've found one.

Watching video of young Kelly taking her top off, dancing around, and reminding us all that, yes, her boobs really are that big. We're still in awe of her out of this world curves—perhaps one day she'll give us a hands-on demonstration of just how really real they are?

· Kelly Andrews Sexy Vid Magic (frontarmy.co.uk)

Kelly Andrews Wins Friends And Influences Libidos

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Why, hello again, Kelly Andrews. It's nice to see you becoming friends with all the lad mags—though with a rack like that, who wouldn't want to be your friend?

· Kelly Andrews Topless For Front Magazine 04/09 (dailypoa.com)

Front Salutes Seren Gibson (And Her Beautiful Body)

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 16:30:01 EST

Seren may be a painter... but we're pretty sure that she's the real work of art.

· Seren: Exclusive Peek Of The New Issue (frontarmy.co.uk)

2009: Great Year, Or Greatest Year?

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 10:30:00 EST

We've gotta a hunch that 2009 is going to be a good year. How do we know, you ask? Well, any year that starts with Kaylee Karver topless can't be all bad, right?

That and the whole Obama thing. Go 2009!

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· Kaylee Carver’s Great Tits For Front Mag. 02/09 (dailypoa.com)

Front Magazine Brings The Boobs To You

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 10:30:00 EST

Much as we love the grand ol' U.S. of A., there is one thing that makes us wish we lived across the pond in the jolly old U.K.: lad mags.

Sure, we technically have lad mags stateside (Maxim and ~~FHM~~... okay, Maxim publishes here too, after all), but as any topless lover knows, well, they're just not the same. And so it is that we sit at home, scouring the internet in the hopes that some kind soul has scanned and uploaded the latest Lucy Pinder shoot.

Until today, that is: we've just caught word that Front magazine has gone and updated their website, making it more fun, easier to use, and, well, chock full of boobage. Take a peek at what they have to offer... and never go ladmagless again.

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· Front (frontarmy.co.uk)

Kitty Lea And Vikki Blows Go Full "Front"al

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:00:00 EST

Vikki Blows, Kitty Lea; Kitty Lea, Vikki Blows... we like them both so much, it's hard to pick between the two. But thanks to the latest issue of Front, we don't have to choose: we can enjoy both busty beauties for the price of one lad mag (or online for free, whatever). Now if we could just figure out a way to get these two lovelies to start making out... well, we'd never have to leave the house ever again.

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· Kitty Lea & Vikki Blows In Front Magazine (boobieblog.com)

(Re-)Introducing Sammy Braddy

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 10:30:00 EST

We're not sure where Front magazine gets off with "introducing" us to Sammy Braddy, given that we made her acquaintance over eight months ago. Then again, Sammy's so nice, we're happy to meet her twice. After the jump, get better acquainted with the busty beauty. (Hey, she likes John Cusack too! We're totally soul mates!)

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· Sammy Braddy's Huge Tits for Front Mag (dailypoa.com)

Front magazine responds to charges that...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:20:00 EDT

Front magazine responds to charges that lad mags are destroying ~~America~~ Great Britain—"Yeah, so?" You don't hear their busty new 18-year-old model Rosie complaining do you? We guarantee that no one is complaining about her. (dailypoa.com)