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Reason #1 To See "Partir": Kristin Scott Thomas

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 10:30:00 EST

"Partir" is an intense story about a French woman whose boring bourgeois family is shaken by her sudden passion for the hired help. Did we mention that Kristin Scott Thomas gets freaky on camera? We meant to tell you.

KST (because we're into abbrevs today) is no stranger to on-screen nudity. Who can forget her impeccable bedside manner in "The English Patient"? We can't. And while "Partir" may not be as monumental as some of her other films ("Confessions of a Shopaholic" anyone?), it still reps that classic KST sensuality.

· "Partir" (2009) (imdb.com)
· Kristin Scott Thomas :: Partir (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

Foreign Exchange: Top Ten Sex Abroad Videos

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 13:00:00 EST

Before Tuesday's election made every in America peachy keen once again, we were toying with the idea of going expat. After eight years of a Bush presidency, we just couldn't stand the thought of yet another Republican in the White House—and there's a lot to be said for living abroad. We've always wanted to immerse ourselves in a foreign culture, and learn more about foreign ways... especially when it comes to the foreign ways of loving. As the videos below demonstrate, there's a lot we can learn from our friends from abroad. And actually... well, maybe we'll still go expat for a bit, anyway. Obama's not going to be president for another two and a half months anyway, right?

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Tourist woman sucking Jamaican boy (redtube.com)

Country girl wants American cock (redtube.com)

Steffi fucking an Aussie and his pal (redtube.com)

The foreign exchange student (pornhub.com)

Indian girl has sex with foreigner (redtube.com)

Nautica Thorn teaches the American way of fucking (pornhub.com)

Rebeca Linares wants big American cock (pornhub.com)

French Pamela (youporn.com)

Paola Rey - South American Pie (pornkolt.com)

Anita Blond learning English (redtube.com)

Honestly, we had never heard of French "supermodel"...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 13:30:23 EDT

Honestly, we had never heard of French "supermodel" Morgane Dubled, but we're happy to make her acquaintance. It's always been our philosophy that you can never know too many sexy French babes in see-through lingerie. (cameltap.com)

The Secrets of Mina: A Secret No More

Violet Blue — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:45:30 EDT

When we first met French bondage model Mina a while back we thought we'd have to brush up on our French to get to know her better. But fortunately for us, the language of sassy alt-a-licious lust is universal—and that, along with Mina's new site ( generous with the free previews and sleek as a hot redhead peeling herself out of liquid latex) gives us all the tutoring necessary to cozy up with Mina's sexy oeuvre. Not to mention that her blog fills in the gaps for thrifty fetish fans like us who want an extra free taste of Mina's secrets while keeping up with her arousing trials in and out of bondage and fetish predicaments. How do you say "cheapskate" in French anyway?

· The Secrets of Mina (the-secrets-of-mina.com)
· Mina's Blog (the-secrets-of-mina.com/blog)

NuFlirt: Because Life Is Better Naked

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 10:55:58 EDT

Nuflirt sounds like some sort of wonder pill for aspiring pick-up artists, but it's really not about flirting at all. It's just a photo gallery of gorgeous French woman going about their typical day—-showering, bathing, showering, having naked pillow fights, showering, eating breakfast in their underwear (or no clothes at all), and taking showers. You know, the usual. Photographer Mario Sinistaj has some of the most naturally beautiful friends we've seen in some time, so we think it was really great of him to make a diary of their ho-hum lives for the rest of us to see. Check out more samples after the jump.

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· Nuflirt (nuflirt.com, via Indie Nudes)

Photo Delles: Nude Portraits Speak For Themselves

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 10:30:02 EDT

Sadly, we weren't able to pull much information from this French-language interview with Stéphane, the photographer behind PhotoDelles. It's not just because we don't speak French—which we don't—but because we can't focus on the words for very long without our eyes being drawn back to the pictures. Naked models frolicking through open fields and sunbeams tend to do that to us. Maybe someday we'll be able to learn more about what makes his photos tick, but looking at this gallery of beautiful babes, what more do you need to know?

· Photo Delles (interview + gallery @ nuexpo.com, via crazydoc.canalblog.com)
· Photo Delles - Profile (pbase.com)

Meet Puppy Girl Mimi: Her Life As A Dog

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 11:25:55 EDT

Our French may be a little rusty, but that hasn't stopped us from developing an appreciation for Mimi, a lovely young woman who blogs about her life as a devoted puppygirl—with plenty of photographic evidence for illustration in case your French is even worse than ours is. But it's not just about wearing collars, playing fetch with giant dildos, and eating her dinner out of bowls on the floor: Mimi's brand of submission also involves some interesting insertions and doing it doggy-style with her master. (You know, just like regular people do!) Sure, watching a grown woman panting on all fours while she's led out to the park to relieve herself might not be everyone's cup of tea. But you have to at least admit she gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "sexy bitch".

· Naissance d’une soumise (bounymimi.unblog.fr; see her puppy play gallery here—via bondageblog.com)

Liberté, Egalité, And Confused Looking European People Having Sex In Fancy Costumes: Happy Bastille Day!

Jonnobot — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 12:25:02 EDT

We tried to find you some hot French Revolution porn to help celebrate Bastille Day today; we came up with this assortment of very odd 18th century "mature" cosplay smut instead. Hey, at least we tried. If you close your eyes, you can pretend they're at least speaking French if you want to—in fact, closing your eyes might be the best way to deal with this stuff anyway. (TGP/preview galleries @ retromature.com, via Ask Jolene)

If we had to describe French men's magazine...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 13:20:00 EDT

If we had to describe French men's magazine Lui by its covers—and there are a ton to choose from in this gallery that spans three decades worth—we'd say it's a sexy European answer to Playboy and Penthouse. It's in French, though, so we can't even pretend that we want to read it for the articles. (livejournal.com, via Otomano)

Because you can never have too many Kama...

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 20 May 2008 11:35:02 EDT

Because you can never have too many Kama Sutras, and because pairing the language of love with the book of love just seems right, we present you with the French Kama Sutra. Admit it, "La Danse" totally sounds sexier than the plain old "missionary position". (french-kamasutra.com, via Sexoteric)

DVD Review: "Virtual Sex With Katsumi"

Gram Ponante — Wed, 07 May 2008 21:10:01 EDT

"Ze first time I had sex I was 19 and I honestly thought I wasn't meant for sex," says Katsumi (yes, Katsumi) in the "Stories" section of her new interactive DVD. But for her 21st birthday she had a gangbang. What a difference two years makes. (I should know—my 2006 Honda is really depreciating.)

You might be confused about who the virtual You will be fucking in this movie: isn't she supposed to be Katsuni? Well, this movie was made during her losing court battle but before she was forced to change one letter of her name to appease a distraught French woman who claimed she was being misidentified as a hot porn star.

It is a customer not scared of adjustments who purchases an interactive movie; there is a lot of direct address ("See? My titties are already hard," Katsumi says to you) and, the way Digital Playground does it, there is a lot of zooming back and forth against whatever greenscreen background Katsumi appears against.

But the "Virtual Sex" DVDs are unlike other movies in that the environment is rigidly controlled. The sound is clear and present and there are no distractions to take the viewer away from the star.

"So what do you prefer?" she asks. "My boobs? My pussy? My ass? Or my mouse?"

International symbols for those parts show up at the periphery of the screen when it is time for the DVD to become really interactive. Digital Playground's go-to stunt cock, Scott Nails, steps in as your proxy in Katsumi-servicing.

I'll take a break here and say that Katsumi looks really good, even if Scott Nails never consulted You about how You, personally, would service Katsumi. Only then would this DVD be truly interactive.

But lest you think that Katsumi doesn't care about you and only has eyes for Nails, she drops a bit of Gallic science on you before Nails delivers his vicarious load.

"I love being on ze top so I can make love with you ... the way I want."

- Review by Gram Ponante

Virtual Sex with Katsumi
Studio: Digital Playground
Director: Robby D.
Cast: Katsumi (prior to legal name change), Scott Nails as You

· "Virtual Sex With Katsumi" (gamelink.com)

Naughty French Maids Will Wipe The Floor With You

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:20:23 EDT

Why are naughty French maids such a potent sexual fantasy? Is it because deep down in our hearts we know that sex is dirty and unclean and so we feel the need to fetishize the very act of purifying our surroundings, and even our very souls? Or is it as simple as that old Seinfeld joke: "It's a woman in your room"? Whatever it is that makes it so exciting, you never have to look far to find a pornographic excuse to be caught being a very filthy boy or girl. You are filthy, aren't you? So why not let these sexy ladies (found with a little help from our friends at Your Dirty Mind) tidy up a bit?

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· Hot Kinky Maid 1

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· Tiffany Brookes

· "Sexy Maids - stripping out of their underwear" (yourdirtymind.com)

Flesh Flicks: Unburied Treasure

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 18:06:16 EST

Speaking of "Pirates" and its long-belated sequel, maybe now would be a good time to revisit that earlier piece of cinematic porn history? No, not the Jesse Jane/Carmen Luvana smut vehicle from 2005, but this lesser-known French version from ... who knows when? There's no way to tell if this predates "Pirates" or even "Pirates of the Carribbean"—the trilogy or the theme park ride—but it's obvious that no matter what country or era your filth comes from, everybody loves a good swashbuckling.

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· "PIrates parody (Megarotic)

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Previously: "Pirates II" and Bella, Too, Flesh Flicks Archives

Flesh Flicks: Blowjobs 101

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:02:03 EST

Look, not everyone is born an expert when it comes to certain sexual arts: you can't just show up for your first important blowjob and expect to nail it on the first try. And guys, do you think that girl who gave you the best hummer of your life in the back row of that Whitesnake concert didn't have a few practice rounds under her belt? But where does one go to acquire such a talent? Finally, the truth can be revealed with this behind the scenes look at one of the finest blowjob academies in the world. (we know it's one of the finest because they actually break down the whole process into three easy-to-swallow steps ... with diagrams, even!) Just remember when that big exam comes to keep your eyes on your own cock, OK?

· "Blowjob School" (YouPorn)

Flesh Flicks: Laid Up

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 17:01:35 EST

Stop us if you've heard this one before. A man goes to a doctor and the doctor tells him, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that you've been in a massive car accident, all the bones in your legs are broken, you received a traumatic blow to the head, and your girlfriend is going to use your current state of delirium to rob your of all your wealth. The good news is the you have a permanent erection and your hot, horny nurse will be here in a moment." Actually, now that we think about it, that isn't much of a joke at all. We just hope the man's insurance will cover all this.

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· hospital sex (Megarotic)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Marion Cotillard: The Best (Naked) Actress In The World!

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:25:13 EST

Congratulations to the beautiful Marion Cotillard, who took home the Academy Award for Best Actress last night for her portrayal of Edith Piaf in "La Vie En Rose." You know she deserved it too, because red-blooded Americans would usually never even watch a biopic about some old French lady — let alone give an award to someone for being in it — unless maybe the actress playing that old French lady was actually a much younger French babe, which Marion clearly is. Now that she's an Oscar Winner™ we're naturally more interested in her earlier work, and specifically her roles that were required a bit more, um ... nudity. (Again, she's French, so you know there's a lot of them.) Savvy internet hounds are on the case, of course, and have already tracked down some of her previous career highlights. Check out a sampling after the jump, along with her sweet acceptance speech from the ceremony.

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· Marion Cotillard (dailymotion.com)

· Marion Cotillard Nude Pics (toxicmagazine.com)
· Related: Naked Academy Award Nominees (mommo.hu)

Flesh Flicks: Parlez Vous Anal?

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:44:53 EST

Here's a rough computerized translation of the fake IM conversation that opens this erotic workplace encounter.

"Please to be sucking your penis tonight?"
"I currently have a hard on. Luckily, my supervisor or secretary is here to distract me."

"Will I still be sucking your penis tonight?

"BIG BAD WOLF has signed off."

Our French is not perfect, but then again, this guy probably couldn't type with just one hand if he had to do it in English like we do. Everyone has to stick to their strengths.

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· "Baldy Man fucking french Employee" (RedTube)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Stripping Stewardesses Make Cockpits Soar

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 15:32:16 EST

The internets were on the hunt this weekend for a randy ~~stewardess~~ flight attendant caught on videotape showing her crewmates something a little more entertaining than the standard in-flight movie. With nothing much to go on other than a face, The Sun of London was content to make a few bad aviation sex puns and move on, but then a few days passed and up popped video No. 2 of these crazy sky-high antics. We're not really convinced that the same woman stars in both clips, but everyone involved appears to be French and maybe that's just how they do things on that nation's AOM airline. Of course, that might also explain why that airline is now out of business. The moral is that when the captain of your next flight comes over the intercom to tell you it's going to be an uneventful flight, don't believe a word of it.

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· Strip-tease in alta quota (YouTube, via Gridskipper)
· Cockpit Striptease (RedTube)
· Jet pilot | Enjoys hostie's air strip + Saucy French AOM air hostess Stephanie's second strip for pilots (thesun.co.uk)

Sexy Graffiti: Tilt's Fetish Bubble Girls

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 11:42:38 EST

Meet Tilt, an internationally recognized graffiti artist hailing from the south of France who enjoys putting his tag on anything he can get his hands on ... especially when "anything" happens to be the body of a hot young girl. Lucky for us, he also enjoys taking pictures of his "fetish bubble girls" and putting them on the Internet (and in a book, too). Graffiti and naked girls: who knew those two great tastes would go so great together? (Well, we actually had a pretty good idea already. But it's nice to see our hunch was right all along.)

· GraffiTilt (graffiltilt.com; see the BubbleGirls here - via afuckaday.blogspot.com)
· Tilt's "Fetish Bubblegirls" (Amazon)

Previously: Graffiti On Girls

Art Fred's Milky Girls Do A Body Good

Jonnobot — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 11:41:32 EST

With a few exceptions, the only times we see milk showing up in sexy photos of hot naked women is when it's spilled all over their boobs—which is sort of obvious when you think about it (and you don't even have to think about it too hard). For the Paris-based photographer who goes by the name Art Fred, however, milk is just one more element he uses to create his palatte of sensuous nude models—in this case, an element which happens to look a lot like female ejaculate when photographed under certain conditions. (Note: we don't recommend actually putting milk on or near any pussies yourself unless you know what you're doing. But man, it makes for some hot photos!)

· Art-Fred Photography (art-fred.book.fr; see "Milky Girls" series here)

Previously: Flesh Flicks: Milk And Two Squirters, Pink Milk