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more about #straight more comments → Beaker: "When the cat's away ... have pussy, let's play!" more » Conrad: I would be a a little worried if her nipples didn't follow. Nipples aren't something I would want to leave at home. Hopefully they didn't follow her... more » FrankN.Stein: who needs a basket anyway? she's got all we need for a picnic with her. more » heterophobic: #7 is one of my favorite videos of all time. Those tits are just a work of art. more » heterophobic: Wow, great ones! more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Fittingly, the hog she services is much more a Bell burrito than a Qdoba. #yesiambraggingonmine Oh, & all Gawker posts about ghost-riding should incl... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: 12.oo pm settles it. Porn films need to come with bloopers reel. If they're good enough for Santa Clause 3, they're good enough for porn. Even if Tim ... more » bmonkey: Just a lovely shot...why would you want to spoil it with a basket? more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: I know it would seem convenient that I am, as ever, the contrarian, but to say a large mammary excites me more than another, smaller tit, would be dis... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Eva reminds of Juliette Frette, here. Never a bad thing, to my mind. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Dun-dun-dun-dun-da-da. Go, go, Gadget Dick. /slim shady'd //fuck I'm old, that was out eleven years ago more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: "Spend a fortnite with these November birthday starlets..." more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: & they all are better actors than Helena Bonham Carter. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: This video has been removed by the user Obviously, s/he does not like champagne. /bigger //blacker more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Roger Ebert has advised, "If only The Brown Bunny would have been done like this". more » -
#hardcore
Foreign Exchange: Top Ten Sex Abroad Videos
Before Tuesday's election made every in America peachy keen once again, we were toying with the idea of going expat. After eight years of a Bush presidency, we just couldn't stand the thought of yet another Republican in the White House—and there's a lot to be said for living abroad. We've always wanted to immerse ourselves in a foreign culture, and learn more about foreign ways... especially when it comes to the foreign ways of loving. As the videos below demonstrate, there's a lot we can learn from our friends from abroad. And actually... well, maybe we'll still go expat for a bit, anyway. Obama's not going to be president for another two and a half months anyway, right? More » -
#crushobjectalert
The Secrets of Mina: A Secret No More
When we first met French bondage model Mina a while back we thought we'd have to brush up on our French to get to know her better. But fortunately for us, the language of sassy alt-a-licious lust is universal—and that, along with Mina's new site ( generous with the free previews and sleek as a hot redhead peeling herself out of liquid latex) gives us all the tutoring necessary to cozy up with Mina's sexy oeuvre. Not to mention that her blog fills in the gaps for thrifty fetish fans like us who want an extra free taste of Mina's secrets while keeping up with her arousing trials in and out of bondage and fetish predicaments. How do you say "cheapskate" in French anyway? More » -
#photography
NuFlirt: Because Life Is Better Naked
Nuflirt sounds like some sort of wonder pill for aspiring pick-up artists, but it's really not about flirting at all. It's just a photo gallery of gorgeous French woman going about their typical day—-showering, bathing, showering, having naked pillow fights, showering, eating breakfast in their underwear (or no clothes at all), and taking showers. You know, the usual. Photographer Mario Sinistaj has some of the most naturally beautiful friends we've seen in some time, so we think it was really great of him to make a diary of their ho-hum lives for the rest of us to see. Check out more samples after the jump. More » -
#photo
Photo Delles: Nude Portraits Speak For Themselves
Sadly, we weren't able to pull much information from this French-language interview with Stéphane, the photographer behind PhotoDelles. It's not just because we don't speak French—which we don't—but because we can't focus on the words for very long without our eyes being drawn back to the pictures. Naked models frolicking through open fields and sunbeams tend to do that to us. Maybe someday we'll be able to learn more about what makes his photos tick, but looking at this gallery of beautiful babes, what more do you need to know? More » -
#fetish
Meet Puppy Girl Mimi: Her Life As A Dog
Our French may be a little rusty, but that hasn't stopped us from developing an appreciation for Mimi, a lovely young woman who blogs about her life as a devoted puppygirl—with plenty of photographic evidence for illustration in case your French is even worse than ours is. But it's not just about wearing collars, playing fetch with giant dildos, and eating her dinner out of bowls on the floor: Mimi's brand of submission also involves some interesting insertions and doing it doggy-style with her master. (You know, just like regular people do!) Sure, watching a grown woman panting on all fours while she's led out to the park to relieve herself might not be everyone's cup of tea. But you have to at least admit she gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "sexy bitch". More » -
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#youaresortofthere
DVD Review: "Virtual Sex With Katsumi"
"Ze first time I had sex I was 19 and I honestly thought I wasn't meant for sex," says Katsumi (yes, Katsumi) in the "Stories" section of her new interactive DVD. But for her 21st birthday she had a gangbang. What a difference two years makes. (I should know—my 2006 Honda is really depreciating.) More »


