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#hardcore
Foreign Exchange: Top Ten Sex Abroad Videos
Before Tuesday's election made every in America peachy keen once again, we were toying with the idea of going expat. After eight years of a Bush presidency, we just couldn't stand the thought of yet another Republican in the White House—and there's a lot to be said for living abroad. We've always wanted to immerse ourselves in a foreign culture, and learn more about foreign ways... especially when it comes to the foreign ways of loving. As the videos below demonstrate, there's a lot we can learn from our friends from abroad. And actually... well, maybe we'll still go expat for a bit, anyway. Obama's not going to be president for another two and a half months anyway, right? More » -
#morganedubled
Honestly, we had never heard of French "supermodel" Morgane Dubled, but we're happy to make her acquaintance. It's always been our philosophy that you can never know too many sexy French babes in see-through lingerie. (cameltap.com) -
#crushobjectalert
The Secrets of Mina: A Secret No More
When we first met French bondage model Mina a while back we thought we'd have to brush up on our French to get to know her better. But fortunately for us, the language of sassy alt-a-licious lust is universal—and that, along with Mina's new site ( generous with the free previews and sleek as a hot redhead peeling herself out of liquid latex) gives us all the tutoring necessary to cozy up with Mina's sexy oeuvre. Not to mention that her blog fills in the gaps for thrifty fetish fans like us who want an extra free taste of Mina's secrets while keeping up with her arousing trials in and out of bondage and fetish predicaments. How do you say "cheapskate" in French anyway? More » -
#photography
NuFlirt: Because Life Is Better Naked
Nuflirt sounds like some sort of wonder pill for aspiring pick-up artists, but it's really not about flirting at all. It's just a photo gallery of gorgeous French woman going about their typical day—-showering, bathing, showering, having naked pillow fights, showering, eating breakfast in their underwear (or no clothes at all), and taking showers. You know, the usual. Photographer Mario Sinistaj has some of the most naturally beautiful friends we've seen in some time, so we think it was really great of him to make a diary of their ho-hum lives for the rest of us to see. Check out more samples after the jump. More » -
#photo
Photo Delles: Nude Portraits Speak For Themselves
Sadly, we weren't able to pull much information from this French-language interview with Stéphane, the photographer behind PhotoDelles. It's not just because we don't speak French—which we don't—but because we can't focus on the words for very long without our eyes being drawn back to the pictures. Naked models frolicking through open fields and sunbeams tend to do that to us. Maybe someday we'll be able to learn more about what makes his photos tick, but looking at this gallery of beautiful babes, what more do you need to know? More » -
#fetish
Meet Puppy Girl Mimi: Her Life As A Dog
Our French may be a little rusty, but that hasn't stopped us from developing an appreciation for Mimi, a lovely young woman who blogs about her life as a devoted puppygirl—with plenty of photographic evidence for illustration in case your French is even worse than ours is. But it's not just about wearing collars, playing fetch with giant dildos, and eating her dinner out of bowls on the floor: Mimi's brand of submission also involves some interesting insertions and doing it doggy-style with her master. (You know, just like regular people do!) Sure, watching a grown woman panting on all fours while she's led out to the park to relieve herself might not be everyone's cup of tea. But you have to at least admit she gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "sexy bitch". More » -
#hardcore
Liberté, Egalité, And Confused Looking European People Having Sex In Fancy Costumes: Happy Bastille Day!
We tried to find you some hot French Revolution porn to help celebrate Bastille Day today; we came up with this assortment of very odd 18th century "mature" cosplay smut instead. Hey, at least we tried. If you close your eyes, you can pretend they're at least speaking French if you want to—in fact, closing your eyes might be the best way to deal with this stuff anyway. (TGP/preview galleries @ retromature.com, via Ask Jolene) -
#vintage
If we had to describe French men's magazine Lui by its covers—and there are a ton to choose from in this gallery that spans three decades worth—we'd say it's a sexy European answer to Playboy and Penthouse. It's in French, though, so we can't even pretend that we want to read it for the articles. (livejournal.com, via Otomano) -
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#sexpositions
Because you can never have too many Kama Sutras, and because pairing the language of love with the book of love just seems right, we present you with the French Kama Sutra. Admit it, "La Danse" totally sounds sexier than the plain old "missionary position". (french-kamasutra.com, via Sexoteric) -
#youaresortofthere
DVD Review: "Virtual Sex With Katsumi"
"Ze first time I had sex I was 19 and I honestly thought I wasn't meant for sex," says Katsumi (yes, Katsumi) in the "Stories" section of her new interactive DVD. But for her 21st birthday she had a gangbang. What a difference two years makes. (I should know—my 2006 Honda is really depreciating.) More » -
#oohlala
Naughty French Maids Will Wipe The Floor With You
Why are naughty French maids such a potent sexual fantasy? Is it because deep down in our hearts we know that sex is dirty and unclean and so we feel the need to fetishize the very act of purifying our surroundings, and even our very souls? Or is it as simple as that old Seinfeld joke: "It's a woman in your room"? Whatever it is that makes it so exciting, you never have to look far to find a pornographic excuse to be caught being a very filthy boy or girl. You are filthy, aren't you? So why not let these sexy ladies (found with a little help from our friends at Your Dirty Mind) tidy up a bit?
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#pirates
Flesh Flicks: Unburied Treasure
Speaking of "Pirates" and its long-belated sequel, maybe now would be a good time to revisit that earlier piece of cinematic porn history? No, not the Jesse Jane/Carmen Luvana smut vehicle from 2005, but this lesser-known French version from ... who knows when? There's no way to tell if this predates "Pirates" or even "Pirates of the Carribbean"—the trilogy or the theme park ride—but it's obvious that no matter what country or era your filth comes from, everybody loves a good swashbuckling. More » -
#video
Flesh Flicks: Blowjobs 101
Look, not everyone is born an expert when it comes to certain sexual arts: you can't just show up for your first important blowjob and expect to nail it on the first try. And guys, do you think that girl who gave you the best hummer of your life in the back row of that Whitesnake concert didn't have a few practice rounds under her belt? But where does one go to acquire such a talent? Finally, the truth can be revealed with this behind the scenes look at one of the finest blowjob academies in the world. (we know it's one of the finest because they actually break down the whole process into three easy-to-swallow steps ... with diagrams, even!) Just remember when that big exam comes to keep your eyes on your own cock, OK? More » -
#video
Flesh Flicks: Laid Up
Stop us if you've heard this one before. A man goes to a doctor and the doctor tells him, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that you've been in a massive car accident, all the bones in your legs are broken, you received a traumatic blow to the head, and your girlfriend is going to use your current state of delirium to rob your of all your wealth. The good news is the you have a permanent erection and your hot, horny nurse will be here in a moment." Actually, now that we think about it, that isn't much of a joke at all. We just hope the man's insurance will cover all this. More » -
#babes
Marion Cotillard: The Best (Naked) Actress In The World!
Congratulations to the beautiful Marion Cotillard, who took home the Academy Award for Best Actress last night for her portrayal of Edith Piaf in "La Vie En Rose." You know she deserved it too, because red-blooded Americans would usually never even watch a biopic about some old French lady — let alone give an award to someone for being in it — unless maybe the actress playing that old French lady was actually a much younger French babe, which Marion clearly is. Now that she's an Oscar Winner™ we're naturally more interested in her earlier work, and specifically her roles that were required a bit more, um ... nudity. (Again, she's French, so you know there's a lot of them.) Savvy internet hounds are on the case, of course, and have already tracked down some of her previous career highlights. Check out a sampling after the jump, along with her sweet acceptance speech from the ceremony. More » -
#video
Flesh Flicks: Parlez Vous Anal?
Here's a rough computerized translation of the fake IM conversation that opens this erotic workplace encounter. More » -
#video
Stripping Stewardesses Make Cockpits Soar
The internets were on the hunt this weekend for a randystewardessflight attendant caught on videotape showing her crewmates something a little more entertaining than the standard in-flight movie. With nothing much to go on other than a face, The Sun of London was content to make a few bad aviation sex puns and move on, but then a few days passed and up popped video No. 2 of these crazy sky-high antics. We're not really convinced that the same woman stars in both clips, but everyone involved appears to be French and maybe that's just how they do things on that nation's AOM airline. Of course, that might also explain why that airline is now out of business. The moral is that when the captain of your next flight comes over the intercom to tell you it's going to be an uneventful flight, don't believe a word of it. More » -
#photography
Sexy Graffiti: Tilt's Fetish Bubble Girls
Meet Tilt, an internationally recognized graffiti artist hailing from the south of France who enjoys putting his tag on anything he can get his hands on ... especially when "anything" happens to be the body of a hot young girl. Lucky for us, he also enjoys taking pictures of his "fetish bubble girls" and putting them on the Internet (and in a book, too). Graffiti and naked girls: who knew those two great tastes would go so great together? (Well, we actually had a pretty good idea already. But it's nice to see our hunch was right all along.) More » -
#photography
Art Fred's Milky Girls Do A Body Good
With a few exceptions, the only times we see milk showing up in sexy photos of hot naked women is when it's spilled all over their boobs—which is sort of obvious when you think about it (and you don't even have to think about it too hard). For the Paris-based photographer who goes by the name Art Fred, however, milk is just one more element he uses to create his palatte of sensuous nude models—in this case, an element which happens to look a lot like female ejaculate when photographed under certain conditions. (Note: we don't recommend actually putting milk on or near any pussies yourself unless you know what you're doing. But man, it makes for some hot photos!) More » -
#video
Flesh Flicks Double Team: Prison Break
We read somewhere that our country is sending more women to prison than ever before and from what we learned from watching porn movies (which is how we learn everything) this isn't much of a punishment. From the moment women enter a correctional institution, they're welcomed with open arms by fellow inmates, who are quick to complement them on their snappy jumpsuits and introduce them to new friends. And the guards could not be more friendly to the new convicts, always making an extra effort to know their charges intimately. Maybe if they got this much loving from folks on the outside, they wouldn't have ended up in prison in the first place. More » -
#photography
Francois Benveniste Shows Us The French Way
We've heard a lot of talk about how the French are supposed to do it better—but better than what? No matter getting into nuances of interpretation, though: Paris-based photogapher Francois Benveniste certainly does it well enough for us. Benveniste's nude studies of gorgeous, out-of-the-ordinary women beautifully blend seduction with innocence, and also manage to make the edgy (and sometimes mildly gory) incredibly sexy as well. If this is how the French do it, we wouldn't want it any other way. More » -
#amateur
Meet Mathilde, A Mystery In French
We love it when hot French babes email us naked pictures of themselves and then describe in great detail how much they love our site and our fabulous sense of style and humor and how they can't wait to come to America and take us to Disneyland. Unfortunately, they usually tell it to us in French, so we don't know for sure what they're actually saying and we sort of just guess. The pictures, however, are real and these came to us from the mysterious Mathilde, who has plenty more where that came from on her own site, which also includes a blog and other info and even more French words that we don't know. She may be hiding her thoughts behind our language deficiencies and her face behind that reddish-brown hair, but everything else is on display in the gallery of photos she sent us after the jump. Picture speak louder than words anyway, right? More » -
#ooolala
Say Bonjour To Chloe
It used to be that we couldn't swing a baguette around these parts without running into some French amateur porn site or other, and while we've no doubt that horny French folks are still taking their clothes off on the interweb as much as ever we don't seem to come across nearly as many of their websites as we used to. So we were happy to find a personal invitation from the mysterious Chloe herself in our inbox this morning inviting us to check out her newly launched online home. So what if the video section seems to be broken, or that (in true French amateur porn site fashion) her face is barely visible in any of her several dozen otherwise sexy homemade art nudes and boudoir shots? It's the thought that counts, and we appreciate it. More » -
#photography
Deep Inside Nena Blue
Speaking of press releases this morning, we seem to have missed the one telling us about the newish erotic photography emporium Nena Blue (no relation to Violet, as far as we know), which has been popping up on several of our favorite blogs and other places we go to scope out sexy content this week. And with good reason, too: the subscription-based site (with a generous free preview area) showcases erotic work by dozens of photographers from all over the world, with a particular emphasis on the surreal, the baroque, and the symbolic. So what if some of their English language content is imperfectly translated, or if their blog isn't translated at all, or if some of their pages don't display properly in Safari (though other browsers seem to work fine)? With a collection of photos this hot to sift through, it's not like we'd be paying much attention to the text or layout anyway. More » -
#wherearetheynow
In Search Of Sylvia Kristel: "Emmanuelle" Lives!
Calling her "the world's most famous porn star" might be a stretch for a generation bought up on Jenna and Tera, but there was a time when you couldn't swing a Betamax tape without seeing Sylvia Kristel, who created the title role of the French softcore classic "Emmanuelle" in 1974 and starred in several of its sequels throughout the following decade (as well as in mainstream releases like the classic "Airport '79"). More »
