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Joanna Angel And James Deen On A Business Vacation

Ottimo Massimo — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 18:00:00 EST

Pornstars: they take vacations just like regular people! They see national attractions, taste the local delicacies, and collect souvenirs for their loved ones. And then they make scrapbooks filled with dirty, sexy things. Doesn't everyone?

Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel has a fresh gallery from her latest international excursion with James Deen, and frankly, we're a tad jealous. Not that we have French-envy or anything—we're 100% American through and through—but how are we supposed to talk about how rad the Louvre was when there's a full-length porn about having sex around France to compete with?

· More photos and the trailer for "Joanna Angel and James Deen's European Vacation" at XOXOJoannaAngel (xoxojoannaangel.com)

At Last, The Reincarnation Of Savita Bhabhi!

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 16:30:01 EST

Looks like someone cashed in her karma points: Savita Bhabhi has finally returned to us with the help of the French and a little-known form of media called books.

Even though the Indian government isn't too keen on the mellifluous MILF, French publisher Editions Blanche felt the horny housewife would fit right in with their brand of erotic literature. The first book is "Bollywood in Love- les Aventures de Savita Bhabhi," 96 pages of glorious, glossy comic book porn. While Amazon.com may not carry it, their French counterpart does. Oh, France. You're so helpful!

· Savita Bhabhi finds asylum in France! (hindustantimes.com)
· Savita Bhabhi's new internet home: Kirtu.com (kirtu.com)

Zuzana Gregorova Has A Great Set Of Eyebrows

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:30:01 EST

It's true! Look at them! She's known for her dramatic eyebrows and delicate pout. Perhaps now people will pay attention to the perfect curvature of her breasts (which deserve just as much attention as any other body parts).

We're not sure what magazine these are from, but they were taken by snap-master Thierry Le Goues, so they've got our seal of approval. We also approve of replacing fashion with gratuitous nudity; looking chic and up-to-date is just a naked frolic away.

· More pics at Morning Beauty | Zuzana Gregorova by Thierry Le Gouès (fashiongonerogue.com)

Carla Bruni's Naked Body Pulled From French Auction

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:30:01 EST

A naked photo of Carla Bruni had to be withdrawn from an auction after failing to meet the reserve price. Don't worry, Carla—we're sure it's just the recession...and not that everyone already knows what you look like naked.

Carla Bruni Nude PHOTO Withdrawn From Auction After Low Bids (huffingtonpost.com)

Laura Smet Knows All About "Des Gens Qui Passent"

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:30:00 EST

"Des Gens qui Passent" was just released in France this past Friday. Hopefully it'll arrive in the States relatively quickly. We're just dying to know what ~~happens after the sex~~ Laura Smet's boobs look like on the big screen.

· "Des gens qui passent" (imdb.com)
· (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

We Just Can't Get Enough Of "Braquo" (Or Naamah Saint-Hillaire)

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:30:00 EST

Yes, it's in French, and we're not really sure what it's about—but how can we say no to a show that offers such a glorious view of a beauty like Naamah Saint-Hillaire?

The answer, of course, is that we can't. And if you can, well—you're make of much stronger material than we are, friend. Though whether or not that's to your credit...well, we'll have to figure that one out later.

· Naamah Saint-Hillaire in "Braquo" (upcomingnudescenes.net)

Sexy Music Video Of Some Other Moment: Make The Girl Dance's "Baby Baby Baby"

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:30:01 EST

You can tell we've been watching Victoria's Secret Push-Up Bra commercial too much, because we'd now like to draw your attention to the music. If you enjoyed seeing Victoria's Secret models strut to that song, you'll love this.

We know, it's pretty old news, but it's relevant. Furthermore, it's a really catchy song. Furthermore, that second girl has boobs so large that the censor bar barely covers it, and that's something everyone can enjoy.

· Make The Girl Dance Baby Baby Baby (youtube.com)

Barely In Style: Michelle And Eva Go Nude For French Revue

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 12:30:01 EDT

We don't pretend to understand the world of fashion—but what we do understand is that getting two beautiful women to model in shoes, jewelry, and nothing else is a great way to sell...um, something.

French Revue de Mode | Thierry Le Gouès Shoots Michelle & Eva Nude (fashiongonerogue.com, via yuhmm.com)
French Revue de Mode | Thierry Le Gouès Shoots Michelle & Eva Nude (fashiongonerogue.com, via yuhmm.com)
French Revue de Mode | Thierry Le Gouès Shoots Michelle & Eva Nude (fashiongonerogue.com, via yuhmm.com)
French Revue de Mode | Thierry Le Gouès Shoots Michelle & Eva Nude (fashiongonerogue.com, via yuhmm.com)
French Revue de Mode | Thierry Le Gouès Shoots Michelle & Eva Nude (fashiongonerogue.com, via yuhmm.com)
French Revue de Mode | Thierry Le Gouès Shoots Michelle & Eva Nude (fashiongonerogue.com, via yuhmm.com)

Topless TV World Tour: France's "Braquo"

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 10:30:00 EDT

Well, after a brief jaunt to Germany, the topless TV world tour has returned once again to, yes, France. What can we say? The country knows its nudes!

Fun fact: in France, not only is it okay to show boobs on TV—it's also apparently totally kosher to show wang, too. What a country!

· "Braquo" (imdb.com)
· Karole Rocher, Sophie Chamoux, and Lilou Fogli in "Braquo" (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

A Girl, A Guy, An Elevator, And Make Outs

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 10:30:00 EDT

A man and a woman walk in to an elevator together. Seconds later they're making out—and mere moments after that, they're naked in bed together. That's about all we know about this clip from French film "Je l'aimais."

But you know what? It's all we need to know. (That, plus the fact that there are boobs on display.)

· "Je l'aimais" (imdb.com)
· Marie-Josée Croze in "Je l'aimais" (upcomingnudescenes.net)

Topless TV World Tour: France's "Un Petit Mensonge"

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 16:00:00 EDT

There are so many breasts on French television, the citizens are actually shocked when a woman makes it through an episode fully clothed (or so we assume). Julie Judd does not disappoint the masses.

Her roll in the ~~hay~~ bed features just enough boob to keep the masses appeased. Though if she'd like to show off a little (or a lot) more in the future, we feel sure she'd have the support of the nation. And this nation, too.

· Julie Judd from "Un Petit Mensonge" (upcomingnudescenes.net0
· "Un Petit Mensonge" (imdb.com)

"X Femmes": Committed To Turning You On

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Due to its Frenchness, much about TV series "X Femmes" has remained a mystery to us: we're not sure what it's about, or when it airs, or who's behind it. But one thing is perfectly clear: it's really fucking hot.

The following clip comes from episode "A ses pieds" ("At his feet"), and features Fanny Krich as a stripper of some sort. We're sure there's a very complex and intellectually stimulating plot to the episode—but for now, we're just going to sit back and enjoy the sexy.

· Video Clip of Fanny Krich from X Femmes (upcomingnudescenes.net)

Morgane Maisonnueve Puts Her Full Frontal Forward In "La Dame De Monsoreau"

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 10:30:00 EDT

French miniseries "La Dame de Monsoreau" ended after only two 90 minute episodes. To our American ears, that sounds like a brief run. But having watched this clip, we suspect it was an attempt to prevent hotness overload.

Maybe things are different in France, but if we knew there was a regularly recurring show that was offering up full frontal nudity, why, we wouldn't be able to watch anything else—in fact, we'd probably stay glued to our TV all day in hopes of catching a rerun, or clip rehashed on the morning news. And can you imagine what would happen to our productivity? Nothing would get done (well, except...). Clearly, limiting the run to but two episodes was for the protection of the French—and we should all be thanking their government for that.

· "La Dame de Monsoreau" (imdb.com)
· "La Dame de Monsoreau" (upcomingnudescenes.net)

Topless TV World Tour: Lea Drucker In France's "Suite Noire"

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 10:30:00 EDT

Yes, the topless TV world tour is still stuck in France. Why, you ask? Well, because with boobs like these...it was pretty hard to get up any motivation to leave.

What can we say? It's almost Labor Day weekend—and we're kinda feeling lazy. We love all the TV boobs of the world. And we'll be happy to feature some from each and every country out there...just as soon as someone sends us more clips. (Are you listening, international fans of Fleshbot?)

· Lea Drucker in "Suite Noire" (upcomingnudescenes.net_

Nude At The Louvre: Reasons To Love France

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Further proof that the French are a superior culture: while the Metropolitan Museum called the police on Zach Hyman and his naked model, the Louvre allowed Brazilian model Raquel Zimmerman and actress Charlotte Rampling to model nude throughout the museum.

The photos—taken for a spread for Paradis magazine—can be found online, along with the lengthy, indepth interview that accompanied them. We, uh, didn't actually read the interview (it was long!), but we're sure it's very insightful and makes extremely compelling points. Totally.

· Le Louvre (fcsas.blogspot.com, via nudography.com)

Topless TV World Tour: Claire Keim In France's "Eternelle"

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 10:30:00 EDT

Now that British erotihistoridrama "Desperate Romantics" has drawn to a close, we've found ourselves wondering what TV boobs look like in other parts of the world. We've seen some of the boobs of Australia—but what about other countries?

What about places where they don't speak English, even. What about, say, France?

Well, as luck would have it, we stumbled upon this clip of Claire Keim in the first episode of France's "Eternelle." It seems that even right out the gate it's just boobs, boobs, boobs—but really, would you expect otherwise from the French?

· Claire Keim in "Eternelle" (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

RetroNudity: Sophie Marceau In "Mes Nuits Sont Plus Belles Que Vous Jours"

Lux Alptraum — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Your moment of zen: Sophie Marceau, circa 1989, naked on the beach. Also, naked in her bedroom. Also, naked and crying. Also, naked in the bathroom doing the sex. As far as we're concerned, it's better than meditation.

· Clip via BZ Video Clips (bzvideoclips.net)

Barbara Schulz, Naked Actress

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 15:00:00 EDT

We've already regaled you with our love of French film (and its copious nudity), so we'd like to spend this post offering up some words of praise for Barbara Schulz, the fine French actress featured in this clip.

What makes Barbara so great? Why, her fearless embrace of onscreen nudity, and her (apparent) penchant for walking around without a stitch of clothing on. Okay, so granted, our reasons for loving Barbara are remarkably close to our reasons for loving French film...but what can we say? We're easy.

· "Celle Que J'aime" (imdb.com)
· "Celle Que J'aime" (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

"Cliente": On Male Escorts (And The Women Who Love Them)

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 11:30:01 EDT

HBO isn't the only one who can produce dramas about male escorts and the topless ladies who love them. French film "Cliente," the story of Marco, a married construction worker who services rich ladies on the side.

Above, Marco tending to his lovely wife, played by Isabelle Carre. We can only imagine what the rest of the film must be like (though actually, we might quit the imagining and just go Netflix it. We've got a good feeling about this one.).

· "Cliente" (imdb.com)
· "Cliente" (celebcap.net)

"À L'aventure" Is Quite The Sexy Adventure

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 10:30:00 EDT

We'd generally expect a film about a sexually unsatisfied young woman pursuing a wide variety of sexual adventures to be a porno...but "À l'aventure" is an art film. Then again, it's French film...so it's practically a porno, yeah.

· "À l'aventure" (imdb.com)
Video clips from "À l'aventure" (more @ upcomingnudescenes.net)