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Hello Again, Jennifer Aniston's Bikini!

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 10:55:40 EDT

It's been almost a year since the last time we gazed upon Jennifer Aniston's bikini-clad bod, and seeing it again is like being reunited with an old, dear friend. Jennifer, we simply must stay in better touch! Let us know the next time you head off to Cabo, okay? We'll be sure to hop on the next plane down to join you (or at least keep a close watch for more photos of you in bikinis.).

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Michelle Hunziker Steals Our Focus

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 11:10:39 EDT

The paparazzi may be beside themselves wondering about the identity of the mystery man who accompanied pan-European glamourpuss Michelle Hunziker to the beaches of Brazil ... but we're way too preoccupied with the complicated task of gazing at Michelle's ass to devote even the slightest brain space to that question. Come on, people: Priorities. (Gallery after the jump.)

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Cindy Crawford Reminds Us Of Something (Hint: Her Nipples)

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 13:00:00 EDT

Cindy Crawford may be "retired" or whatever it is supermodels do when they stop walking down runways and just spend all of their time hanging out on yachts with their swimsuit tops off so that the paparazzi can take pictures of them, which is kind of like modeling in its own way, but ... wait, what were we talking about again? Oh, yeah—we still want to see Cindy Crawford naked. Old habits die hard.

Bai Ling's Sideboob: We Want To Believe

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 10:15:08 EDT

We still don't know whether or not the truth is out there—but there was definitely something out there at the "X-Files" movie premiere thanks to Bai Ling's wardrobe malfunction. Maybe they can make a sequel to the movie that examines the paranormal mystery of celebrity sideboob? Get a closer look after the jump.

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May Anderson Has Fun In The Sun

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 10:55:18 EDT

What do Danish supermodels wear to the beach? The same skimpy bikinis that most other non-Danish supermodels wear. The only difference is that when supermodels like May Anderson hit the beach, the paparazzi are all over them ... and share the pictures with everyone else. Isn't being a Danish supermodel fun? (Click thumbnail for gallery.)

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Nereida Gallardo Is Back In Action

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 12:00:00 EDT

You don't have to be a WAG to win over the hearts (and other parts) of the Fleshbot crew. We like former WAGs, too! Nereida Gallardo and superstar footballer Cristiano Ronaldo are a couple no more, but she's dealing with the break up nicely by hitting the beach and, if we do say so ourselves, looking as lovely as ever. Nereida, if you need a shoulder to cry on—or maybe a nice massage?—during this troubling time, we're right here for you. Who needs some stupid rich, world-famous athletic dude anyway? (Gallery below.)

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· The Queen of WAGs: A Chronological Look At Nereida Gallardo's Reign (machochip.com)

Meet Maria Beatriz Anthony ... And Her Nipples

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 11:30:25 EDT

We've only recently been introduced to Maria Beatriz Anthony; apparently, she's one of those "WAGs" we've hearing so much about. But with nipples like those, the gal has easily won our heart (even if she does happen to be someone else's wife and/or girlfriend). What can we say? We're easy that way. Click thumbnail for gallery.

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Lisa Rinna Goes To The Beach

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:50:08 EDT

Showing your stuff on the beach isn't just for young and busty British glamour models you know; we're just as happy to watch somewhat older soap opera and celebrity dancing show stars enjoying themselves in the sun too, especially when they happen to be as well put together as Lisa Rinna. Hmm, a few more shots like this and she might want to consider putting together her own calendar for next year ... (Click thumbnail for gallery.)

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Who is Phoebe Price and why do people keep...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 10:20:00 EDT

Who is Phoebe Price and why do people keep taking pictures of her in a bikini? Even the tabloid press can't seem to figure it out and it's their job to know these things! Well, it's still a girl in a bikini and she was great on that "X-Files" episode. (gallery below; tmz.com + nypost.com)

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