And given the sheer beauty of Irish (and part Irish) girls, we find that that one thing alone is enough to counter all the drunken, nasty pinchiness. We'd gladly down pint after pint of green beer if it meant the chance to share a shamrock shake with one of these lovelies (okay, make that two things we like about St. Patrick's Day).

Claire Tully

Austin O'Reilly (nsgalleries.com)

Kylie Ireland

Faye Reagan

Kendra Jade (freeones.com)

Allison Wyte (juggsdivine.com)

Dawn Phoenix (xfreehosting.com)

Eva Angelina (premiumpass.com)

Melissa Ashley (xxxspacegirls.us)

Vicky Powell (clubcassidey.com)

Baby Sinead

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Pink, purple, green, and blue: it may not be as nature intended, but it's altogether delightful as far as we're concerned. To all the girls who aren't afraid to dye, we salute you. In the dirtiest way possible.

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Penny Flame (nsgalleries.com)

Meow (suicidegirls.com)

Sara X (godsgirls.com)

Stoya

April Flores

Jessie Lee (burningangel.com)

Bunny (pimproll.com)

Nina Terror (altporn.net)

Mitsuko (suicidegirls.com)

Skin (burningangel.com)

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There's also the fact that—no matter the size or shape of her breasts—pretty much every girl has a beautiful underboob. From double A to double D (and then some), underboobs are seductive, irresistible, amazing... really, we just can't sing their praises enough. So instead of us trying to think of more ways to praise the wonderful underboob, why don't we all just look at some underboob shots.

Keeley Hazell (dailypoa.com)

Kari Sweets (karisweets.com)

Karla Spice (babesmachine.com)

Chantelle Fontain (babeupdate.com)

Alexis (100bucksbabes.com)

Tindra (onlytease.com)

Eva Wyrwal (nextbabes.com)

Natalie Sparks (prissypays.com)

Daria (suicidegirls.com)

Hailie (boobstudy.com)

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If you're as in lust with long hair as we are, you're in luck: we've assembled a team of modern day Lady Godivas to tease, titillate, and tantalize. We have a feeling that after you peruse this gallery, their hair won't be the only thing in need of one hundred strokes.

Emma (nubiles.net)

Desiree (nudespuri.com)

Lori Anderson (lotzadollars.com)

Monica Cajth (nshoneys.com)

Foxy Anya (foxyanya.com)

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Well, you didn't have to ask us twice for this one—we were more than happy to spend the afternoon combing through galleries of scantily clad students receiving important life lessons and discipline from their professors. And hey, if anyone wants to request a follow up gallery (say, of those naughty schoolgirls receiving some discipline)... we think we'll somehow find the ability to persevere and assemble that one, too.

Celina Cross (freedpxxx.com)

Jasmine Byrne (fearbucks.com)

Riley Evans (naughtybookwormpage.com)

Azumi Harusaki (japanav18.com)

Dizzee (punkgalleries.com)

Faye Reagan (twistys.com)

Destiny (pdgals.com)

Dakoda Brookes (naughtybookwormpage.com)

Maria Ozawa (tokyoteenies.com)

Vanesa (teentorrent.com)

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Whether paired with heels, punk rock and ripped, or adorning a girl's curves in a full-on body stocking, there's just something about fishnets that sets our pulse a-racin'. (Or maybe it's just that memory of the punk rock girl who—erotically—beat us up in high school. Oh, memories.)

Lanny Barbie (meatgalleries.com)

Anetta Keys (solomodelpics.com)

Eve (Met-Art.com)

Melissa (pimproll.com)

Vanessa (incrediblecontent.com)

Angaline (badofficegirls.com)

Melissa Midwest (melissamidwest.com)

Lana (metart.com)

Emily Saint (emilysaint.com)

Vira (slutsland.com)

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True, we may not live in a time where the merest hint of cleavage is enough to send shock waves through the city—but that doesn't mean that we can't appreciate the (relatively) modest glamour of the good old fashioned pinup girl—or, for that matter, of the girls of today who more than happily vamp their way towards pinup stardom and success.

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Masuimi Max (fetishbyanna.com)

Amelia (frillythiller.com)

Emily Marilyn (emilymarilyn.com)

Bettie (marthasgirls.com)

Alex (frillythriller.com)

Bernie Dexter (myvintagehut.com)

Dita Von Teese (glamourfilms.com)

Jessica Jaymes (jessica-jaymes.com)

Jamie Deadly (myfetishdiary.com)

Angelie Almendare (angelie.com)

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We don't know about you, but our recent taste of springlike weather has left us ready to leave winter behind, get back in the sun and back on the beach—and these babes are even more confirmation that fun in the sun is the only way to go. Of course, we still have a ways to go before the beach weather arrives... maybe we can make do with fun in the tanning bed?

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Lizie (youngpornhomevideo.com)

Angelique Leclair (4realcash.com)

Kristina (ddfcash.com)

Mary Ellen (incrediblecontent.com)

Aneta Keys (babeliciousbabes.com)

Kamelia (smallboobsbeauties.com)

Malvi (sultrygalleries.com)

Pheg (legalteenlust.com)

Celene (littlethumbs.com)

Nakita Kash (twistys.net)

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We've always appreciated the soft and supple curves of breasts of a more pendulous persuasion—they may not always be standing at attention, but we know they're ready and willing to give us everything we need.

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Brianna Bragg (juggcrew.com)

Monica Mendez (spicydreamz.com)

Kissy Kapri (allteenaction.com)

Scarlett (suicidegirls.com)

Lisa Sparxxx (curvybucks.com)

Carly Kaleb (nsgalleries.com)

Carmella Crush (nsgalleries.com)

Natasha Nice (greedygals.com)

Busty Merilyn (alpha-cow.com)

Avry Heart (drivenbyboredom.com)

Brandy Talore (loveyourtits.com)

Gianna Michaels (bustysx.com)

Jenna Doll (bustycafe.net)

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From the fiery flesh of Jada Fire to the puffy wonders of Naomi to the expansive areolas of Danielle, we like to think of these nipples as the delicious cherry on top of some of the most beautiful (and bountiful) breasts that we know. They may be more than a mouthful—but they're certainly not hard to swallow.

Jada Fire

Krystal DeBoor

Naomi

Janine

Carmella Bing

Whitney Stevens

Kissy Kapri

Danielle

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It's almost amazing that it's taken us this long to touch on the topic—but hey, sometimes it's the simplest pleasures that are the easiest to overlook. In any case, with no further ado, we're pleased to present some of our favorite girls and their very best friends. If you ask nicely, they might even let you join in at playtime (or at least watch the fun).

Lexi Belle (barelyevil.com)

Yurizan Beltran (incrediblecontent.com)

Dillan (ronharris.com)

Shawna Lenee (stunners.com)

Maria Ozawa (tokyoteenies.com)

Bree Olson (stunners.com)

Adrianna (galleryhost.com)

Puma Swede (pumaswede.com)

Aurora Jolie (galleryhost.com)

Misty Stone (stunners.com)

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In honor of all the ladies who've avoided the bleach bottle and stayed true to their roots, we've put together a roundup of a few (though most certainly not all) dark haired girls who really get us going.

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Gabriella Fox (Image courtesty of Digital Playground)

Roxy DeVille

Ava Rose

Regan Reese

Luna (nextdoormania.com)

Audrey Bitoni

Adriana Sage (morazzia.com)

Posh (suicidegirls.com)

Apnea

Maria Ozawa

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After all, what's not to love about animal ears? They're just so cute! And they make girls look so cute! And, okay, maybe we have a thing for anime girls, and they remind us of them, and that's just cute! If you can stand the cuteness, keep going to meet some adorable, animal ear-clad girls!

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Nikky Case (virtuagirlhd.com)

Lystra (altporn.net)

Polliana (polliana.com)

Kream (extremekream.com)

Danni Ashe (danniashe-freepics.com)

Stoya

Nails (eroticbpm.com)

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Maybe it's the thrill of genderfucking, or the hotness of the strength they convey, or the fact that they're just so damn hot... or hey, maybe it's all three (and then some!). We'll let the scientists figure out the secret to butch hotness—and we'll be, ahem, enjoying it until they do.

Say hello to a few of our favorite butch girls (and feel free to introduce us to your favorites, too—we always like to make new friends!).

Michelle Aston (michelle-aston.com)

Jiz Lee (jizlee.com)

Syd Blakovich (sydblakovich.com)

Dallas (crashpadseries.com)

Johnny Love (crashpadseries.com)

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Haven't we all fantasized about those girls who will uncomplainingly throw their legs behind their heads and smile daintily while they wait for the gift of your bludgeoning manhood?

So what do you get when you put pretty pink pussies together with delicate diminutive dancers? Why, an exponentiation of that base animalistic desire to, well, pull the petals off those flowers, of course. And then, you know, fuck those flowers into submission so heartily that they'll remember your name every time it smarts when they do a plié.

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Ladislava (britishcoeds.com)

Two Met-Art Ballerinas (ammlovely.com)

Yanna (hegre-art.com)

Paloma (britishcoeds.com)

Two More Met-Art Ballerinas (ammlovely.com)

Alya (steamy-girls.com)

Annette (trulyz-teens.com)

Yet Another Met-Art Ballerina (hiporn.com)

Daisy (ddfcash.com)

In the spirit of hope, and change, and biraciality, we're celebrating the dawn of 2009 the best way we know how: with a slew of multiracial pornstars. As women who come from complicated heritages, they're perfectly poised to lead us into the future and—who knows?—maybe even change the face of porn.

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Courtney Page (18yearsold.com)

Roxy Jezel

Velvet Rose (wannawatch.com)

Alexis Silver

Maya Hills

Mei Kasahara

Katsuni

Jayna Oso

Tera Patrick

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We usually use Fleshbot Requests to celebrate the superficial—but today we're going to go more than just skin deep, and celebrate some of our favorite pornstars who've got brains as well as beauty.

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Penny Flame
Despite dropping out of college to pursue more prurient interests, Penny Flame has proven to be one of the smartest, funniest, and most entertaining performers to hit the industry in the last decade. With her own How To sex series at Vivid, overseen by none other than the Queen Bee of the Clitorati (and reclusive literary genius Thomas Pynchon's niece) Tristan Taormino, a well read blog, and rumors of an impending novel, it appears this sultry all natural girl next door is as prolific as she is insatiable. An afternoon with Flame may take you into the heart of a compassionate political discussion, poetry recitation, yoga practice, meditation, and end with tantra—if you're lucky.

Kayden Kross
Setting aside for a moment the federal indictment against her for grand theft house, it's been a hell of a year for this rising star. Even being embroiled in a real life scandal with serious consequences couldn't dampen the blazing desire of Adam & Eve contract starlet, equestrian, animal lover, and raging Libratarian. When she's not fighting for her life in court, fucking on screen, feature dancing, reading poetry with celebrated authors, writing several blogs, or working on her economics degree, she's passionately canvassing for political causes that get her hot and bothered. This year she re-upped with Adam & Eve, starred in mainstream movies and television shows, and made Penthouse Pet. When we asked her why she should be included on this list, she said “because Ayn Rand is my hero.”

Aiden Starr
This pint-sized East Coast transplant with perfect breasts has an equally perfect mind. Gifted with brains and beauty, she's given in to her overarching need for strong kink and we couldn't be happier to stand back and watch the amazing results. Equally at home having hard lengths of turgid manpipe crammed in her every orifice or arguing Nietzsche with well endowed strangers, we get the feeling you'd never know by the light of day what this astounding beauty is really capable of. 2008 was the year she convinced us that our love for her was indeed real. Now if only she would return our calls.

Justine Joli
Any list of smart pornstars would be incomplete without this luscious, nacre skinned goddess, whose extensive knowledge of GITS and BTVS is only rivaled by her ability to quote William Gibson and Aldous Huxley. A regular fixture at Comic Con, she's every nerd's dream come true: an honest-to-god geek in the form of a hot chick who loves Batman, Spiderman, and Superman with unmitigated zeal, has read every Harry Potter book in existence and loves Ronald Weasley and all things Griffyndor. It's almost too good to be true. We gotta wonder: where did she learn all that stuff again?

Joanna Angel
What's there to say? Our founding Fleshbot Commandress is an enigma of epic proportions. Smart, sexy, and Jewish, she's also covered in tattoos, loves anal sex, and has the dorkiest, and most adorable, sense of humor of any woman we have ever met. From the outset she's set the stage for her own success, owning and operating her own site crammed full of punk rock princesses just coming of age, as well as writing, producing, and starring in her own titles. Who'd have ever thought that the object of some of our most satisfyingly urgent sexual desires also possessed such uncanny business acumen?

Stoya
Stoya may be the single most beautiful woman ever to fuck on film—and that is a scientific fact. With a single flash of her sultry bedroom eyes or a playful bite of her lip she completely owns us in every way. Given the preternatural power she possess to enchant we'd never have suspected that underneath it lied a head full of art and literature. Trust us when we say it's all there. Stoya is the whole package. The last time we had the pleasure to spend an afternoon with our reigning Supreme Commandress, the Digital Playground contract star explained her doubts about the electoral process over a grueling twelve or so holes of miniature golf with such passion and clarity that we thought her publicist must have been feeding her answers via ear piece. She also makes her own clothing and loves museums and art shows. She has yet to respond to our several marriage proposals.

Sasha Grey
Being labeled “hot” by Rolling Stone magazine isn't the normal run of things for a pornstar, but then again, Sasha Grey isn't your normal pornstar. She's been recognized by rock stars and celebrities, prominently featured in music videos, interviewed in mainstream magazines, invited to lecture film school students, and cast as the female lead of a Stephen Soderbergh film. Thankfully, all this has done little to diminish her sex drive or her desire to keep fucking on film for the rest of us to enjoy. Those who spend any amount of time with her come away swearing to us that she's the real McCoy, and that hearing her freestyle on topics from Andy Warhol to film theory to the culture wars will leave you wondering how someone her age could possible be so erudite.

Kimberly Kane
Although she stole our hearts years ago, performer slash director Kimberly Kane continues to gently cradle it in her paint splattered hands. Countless hours have we spent discussing art and literature with the alt director, generally at gallery openings or on the way to some art film she's dragged us kicking and screaming to go see. It seems hard to reconcile the images we see of her on screen voraciously devouring men and women without prejudice against the reality of her quoting Kerouac to us. No list would be complete without her, even if she can't always spell.

Dana DeArmond
Self applying the label of “the internet's girlfriend” does not make you a smarty pants, exactly, but take our word for it when we tell you this girl is wicked smart. Oh, and she kinda scares us a little too so we had to include her—so she wouldn't beat us up. Her known accomplices include Aiden Starr and Kimberly Kane. That alone qualifies her for the list—her acerbic wit and lust for all things electronic merely cement her place here.

Nina Hartley
We end our short list with the one porn star we could very well have started with. Nina Hartley is more than just a porn legend, she's one of the pillars of third wave sex positive feminism, an author, the original sex educator, a spokesperson for polyamory, and a fixture of the BDSM community—which is no mean feat. Her personal blog has oft been the start of controversial discourse, and those who wish to argue against the benefits of free expression and sexuality have more than once aimed their scorn and derision at the lusty icon. Nina self assuredly shrugs off even the most intense criticism with a wry and knowing smile, using her own considerable mix of innate wisdom and intellectual prowess to aptly defend her beliefs, articulating her points with a grace that belies the calm of a Zen master, the compassion of Mother Theresa, and the carnality of, well, Nina Hartley. We can honestly say that we are grateful to be able to call her a friend.

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Santa hats, big black boots, long gloves, tights—there's something for everyone to enjoy in the classic Christmas outfit. Of course, some girls may have taken a few liberties in changing up the look—modernizing the suit, eliminating most of the fabric, adding a few female touches here and there—but it's all for the best. Enjoy the babes... and Merry Christmas to you!

Sandy (club-sandy.net)

Scar (scar13.com)

Charlie Lane (classyvixens.com)

Mindy Vega (mindy-vega.net)

Ava Knight (avaknight.com)

Perscilla (iheartbucks.com)

Natalie Sparks (prissypays.com)

Silvia Saint (nastygodcash.com)

Pang (88square.com)

Anya (slickyclits.com)

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The unseasonable snowfall had us pretty stoked: really, what's better than walking through a city awash in a blanket of pure white snow? Why, just one thing: a city awash in a blanket of pure white snow... and full of naked babes. Sadly, none of the babes of New York City seemed eager to celebrate the unseasonable snowfall with a massive naked party—but luckily, a quick trip to the internet was able to supply us with all the girls-in-snow photos we could ever desire.

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Mili Jay (nsgalleries.com)

Bella and Ashanti (metmodels.com)

Gemma Massey (classyvixens.com)

Mandy, Kristi, and Tabatha (mandymayhem.com)

Jelena Jensen (nsgalleries.com)

Masha (mplstudios.com)

Ashley Brookes (massivemovies.net)

Alexis Taylor (digidolls.com)

Stoya

Nikky Cassidy (nikkycassidy.com)

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We've seen big boobs, small boobs, and boobs that fall somewhere in between—and now we're in the mood for girls with no boobs at all! Say hello to our flat chested friends, the barely there breasted girls who need no cup size at all.

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Micah Moore (clubmicah.com)

Sheer (suicidegirls.com)

Manami Suzuki (ccgals.com)

Cindy (nubiles.net)

Audry (karupsbabes.com)

Shera (suicidegirls.com)

Julia (teendreams.com)

Cherry Petite (sxx.com)

Kat (alscash.com)

Spice (justteensite.com)

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