It appears that there may be some dispute regarding our standard Fleshbot Facial interview question about the proper way to determine your official pornstar name. Reader Eric writes to us to say that he was taught to use the name of your pet and your mother's maiden name, as opposed to our use of the childhood animal and the street your grew up on. The truth is we've heard a lot of different variations of this game over the years, but the one we've stuck with does appear to be the more common choice. Plus, it seems to generate the most interesting combinations—like Flick Saltwell, the alternate universe version of Taylor Wane, which even she admits is more evocative of a sultry British vixen. After you watch the rest of Taylor's answers, leave a comment to tell us which method you prefer and please share your own pornstar name, if you're not already using it as your Fleshbot commenter ID. That would be the proper thing to do, wouldn't it?

· Taylor Wane (taylorwane.com)
· Taylor Wane (MySpace profile)

Previously: Fleshbot Facials Archive

So what do we know about Joselyn Pink? Well, in addition to being a former Miss Nude Internet, we know that she's also a fan of "The Lifestyle" (as swingers like to call it), but that won't really prepare you for what you'll learn in this week's installment of Fleshbot Facials—which includes the best reaction we've seen yet to our infamous "fire brigade" question. (Perhaps she'd already heard about poor Dana DeArmond?) Most importantly, however, there are some detailed instructions as to what you should do, should you find yourself lucky enough to encounter Joselyn's ass. On second thought, these instructions are really more for the benefit of Antonio Banderas, so if you're reading this Tony, let us know how that works out.

· Joselyn Pink (livejournal.com)
· Video by Richard Blakeley

Previously: Joselyn Pink: Swinger, Miss Nude Internet 2006, Fleshbot Facials Archive

You're probably still figuring out what to wear to next week's pre-release party for "Hookin' Up," the directorial debut of adult movie arbiter Porno Jim. While you were mulling over the definition of "something sexy," the man himself stopped by the super-secret Fleshbot East Coast compound to tell us why simply watching porno was no longer good enough, and also why he chose to get into the business without (gasp!) moving to the San Fernando Valley. Is he insane ... or crazy like a perverted fox? We guess you'll have to buy "Hookin' Up" (or come to the party and ask him yourself) to find out.

· "Hookin' Up" (trailers + more @ hookinupthemovie.com)
· Video by Richard Blakeley

Previously: Porn Valley (Adjacent) Dispatch: "Hookin' Up" Party, Porno Jim's "Hooking Up", Fleshbot Facials Archive

How old school is Randy West? He's so old school he had to give himself his own porn name, because the pet name/street name trick hadn't even been invented yet. It's safe to say the guy has been around the block a few times. As we learn in this installment of Fleshbot Facials, however, the AVN Hall of Famer still has an excellent memory—and a MySpace page, just like the kids! Respect must be paid to the guy who not only invented the "Up and Cummer," but is also old enough to remember when Cindy Crawford was the cream of the supermodel crop. Then again, so are we. At least we're all still young at heart.

· Randy West on MySpace (myspace.com)
· Official Randy West Site (randywest.com)

Previously: Fleshbot Facials Archive

We're starting to learn that Sophia Santi is one of those girls whose mind is always working. We've already explored her affinity for theoretical physics and as her elaborate Angelina Jolie-hot wax scenario demonstrates, she has an active imagination, too. Unfortunately, we didn't think to ask for her thoughts on heavy ion colliders or the Higgs boson during this one-on-one interview, which is just as well since we wouldn't have understood the answer anyway. But we did ask her our favorite (and now infamous) cursed question, which to our knowledge has not caused any more tragic house fires. We'll cross our fingers for the Santi household ... and for Angelina to call about that shopping trip real soon.

· See also: Sophia Santi on MySpace (myspace.com)
· Order: "Virtual Sex with Sophia Santi" (Adult DVD Empire)

Previously: Fleshbot Facials: Monique Alexander Returns From The Grave, Sex Toys Of The Stars: Sophia Santi and Shay Jordan, Exploring Particle Physics With Sophia Santi, Fleshbot's Top Ten Crush Objects Of 2006, Meet Sophia Santi

Introducing our occasional new feature, Fleshbot Facials, wherein we convince folks in and around the porn business that we are not, in fact, creepy video camera-equipped stalkers, but are actually members of the "legitimate press". (Yes, we just wrote that without snickering.) Today's victim subject is the very lovely dead cheerleader-portraying Monique Alexander, who we caught up with at the "Debbie Does Dallas ... Again" premiere party last week. She talked to us about the difficulties of having sex in a coffin and how she handles overly-aggressive fans. We were just doing our jobs, we swear!

· Video by Richard Blakeley

Previously: Party Report: Debbie Does Manhattan, Porn Valley Dispatch: Debbie Dies (Dallas), Breaking: Debbie Still Doing Dallas, Porn Valley (Adjacent) Dispatch: Not-Debbie Does Manhattan, Catching Up With Dana DeArmond