· Finally, you can be the one to nail Palin. Well, virtually, at least.
· And speaking of fantasy fucks: Hustler's taken on Jessica Simpson.
· Who are the 100 Hottest Women in Porn? Only Genesis knows.
· Eva Amurri liked showing her boobs so much, she did it a second time.
· We are so going to Sasha Grey's next "Birthday Party."
· You've just left porn, Hanna Hilton—what are you going to do now?

· We said good-bye to "Hung"...and got ready for "Californication."
· Rammstein still exists. And they're making porn.
· Ever dreamed of gangbanging a gorgeous redhead? Your dreams are just a trip to the UK away.
· Pornstars! On your iPhone!
· Will "Pure" live up to our expectations? We sure hope so.
· Gina Lynn wields a strapon...and batters her way into our hearts.
· "Girls Banging Girls." That's all we have to say about that.
· Milla Jovovich is naked. Again.

· School's back in session... and Digital Playground's got an important lesson for all of us.
· Lady Gaga, unleashed.
· Ellen Page. Drew Barrymore. Kissing. Who needs more than that?
· Well, Milla Jovovich got our attention. And to think, all she had to do was take her clothes off.
· We attempted "The AJ Bailey Experiment," but this kind of sexiness is really better left to the professionals.

· Ass worship? With pleasure!
· You never forget your first time. And if you put it on the internet, no one else will ever forget it, either.
· Sasha Grey goes through the looking glass...and we eagerly follow.
· George Clooney has everything. And he gets to date this girl.
· Teens need cash. And they have some creative ways of getting it.
· Dita Von Teese made porn? OMGWTFBBQ! Oh wait...we knew that already.

· Tristan Taormino got rough with us...and it hurt so good.
· Porn's Next It Girl finally has a name.
· What kind of porn will you pay for?
· Faye Reagan and Georgia Jones are frisky friends. We're speechless.
· They're "Gangbanged," we're jealous.
· Savita Bhabhi is gone from Indian cyberspace. For now, at least.
· Hey baby, wanna join the mile high club? We've got just the book for you to read.
· Stevie Hart is doing anal. Could she be any more perfect?

· Will Porn's Next It Girl be named Chaira Noir? Victoria Saint? Scarlet Horizon? Her future is in your hands.
· Emma Watson's nipples...so close, and yet so far away.
· We'd say Phoenix is rising...but that would be too cheesy, even for us.
· Why can't America have TV shows like this?
· These nannies are so naught someone needs to call "Nanny 911" for them.
· Burning Angel: now in convenient magazine format.
· "Nymphetamine" is so addictive it should be classified schedule one.
· Ironically, Charlotte Gainsbourg's performance in "Antichrist" is actually quite heavenly.

· Stoya and Joanna Angel. There are no words.
· When Apple finally comes to its senses (again), we think these would be some excellent adult apps to include in the store.
· Leighton Meester? We hardly know 'er!
· Unfamiliar with the term gokkun? You learn something new every day.
· Couples...will they ever stop seducing teens? (We certainly hope not.)
· Harada Ourei has the biggest boobs in Japan...or does she?
· This girl is going to be the next big thing in porn. Once she picks out a name and shoots some scenes.

· Anna Paquin continues to bring quality nudity to "True Blood."
· Reese Witherspoon will never do a nude scene. Except for that one she already did.
· Angelina Armani and Katsuni have left the Digital Playground stable...but oh, the work they did while they were there.
· Seinfeld porn. Yeah, you heard us right.
· Joanna Angel lost (and then found!) her car. Good thing she had a bunch of pictures of her inside it, scantily clad, to use as "Lost" posters.
· The doctor is in—and she looks like Ashlynn Brooke!
· Gianna Michaels did an anal scene. And enjoyed it. Our devious plan is working!

Image of Katsuni courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

· Faye Reagan started doing boy/girl scenes again (but only with a few special boys). Oh, and for all you sapphophiles, never fear—she's still doing girls, too.
· And speaking of girl on girl: Alicia Witt and Elizabeth Banks? Have we died and gone to Heaven?
· Lonely housewives need love too.
· We've always loved the circus...but this one's a little naughtier than we remember.
· Well, there you have it: Britney Spears's nipples, at long last.
· Miriam McDonald will always be Emma Nelson to us—but seeing her as some topless chick is pretty neat, too.
· And this weekend, be sure to sit back, relax, and have a drink. It's what your favorite pornstars would do.

· "I Love Big Butts"... but really, who doesn't?
· Not sure what sort of pubic 'do you're sporting? Let Playboy explain.
· Lexington Steele gets deep inside Sarah Vandella...but he's nice enough to let us watch.
· Want to know how that flavored lube really tastes? Just ask Fleshbot!
· Oh, to be in college again...or at least to have college sex again.
· And the award for best mainstream movie sex scene goes to...Isabella Ferrari!
· We'll never get tired of Nina Hartley... or her MILF best friends.
· Tits? Check. Asses? Check. Girls? Check. Glasses? Check. Okay, we're all set.
· "Star Trek XXX": does the porn measure up to the series?

· Gianna Michaels. Ava Rose. First time anal. Like you need more reasons to buy this release?
· They were once barely legal...but where are they now?
· Kayden Kross looks breathtaking in "Swing Time." Like she does in every other release.
· Lisa Ann, oiled up and loving it.
· No big cock? No job.
· Do you know these exhibitionists? Cause we definitely would like to meet them.
· It's summer, and the lovin' is outdoors.

· I fuck for money. What do you do?
· Maria Bello can get tied up on our bed any time she wants.
· Revolution Grrrl Fucking Now!
· And who could forget about "Star Trix"? (A lot of people, apparently.)
· These "Registered Nurses" may not have fancy degrees, but we're pretty sure they know how to make you feel better.
· Is it hot in here? Better take a shower in your panties.
· Scarlett Johansson: so close, yet so far away.
· And what better way to celebrate Memorial Day than with topless movie stars? (Think about it, it makes sense.)

· Not psyched for "This Ain't Star Trek XXX"? This and this should do the trick.
· Hoopz from "Flavor of Love" has a sex tape. Yes, it's really her.
· "Cougars Love Kittens" and we love Faye Reagan.
· Riley Steele, your next mainstream crossover star.
· AJ Bailey: anthropologist and Vivid Girl. Um, could we be crushing any harder?
· Jessica Biel is mad that "Powder Blue" won't be in theaters. And she thinks it's all your fault.

· Cassie's computer were hacked, and topless photos were leaked to the public. And maybe also bottomless photos too. (And don't even get us started on Rihanna...
· How come Jack gets to go on all the cool adventures?
· Penny Flame said goodbye to porn performing... but at least we can always remember her "Happy Days."
· Sasha Grey: is there anything she can't do? (No, no there isn't.)
· Some lady we've never heard of has a sex tape! Wait, no... no, she doesn't.
· And if you're going to Disney World, remember to ride Flash Mountain.

· All dogs go to heaven... except for the ones who make porno.
· Would you like to see Kate Winslet naked? We thought so.
· You don't have to tell us twice that Bobbi Starr and Dana DeArmond are phat.
· Sasha Grey gave us the girlfriend experience... and we'd pay her double for a second taste.
· If Stoya screams naked, and we're too busy masturbating to hear her... wait, we forget how that one ends.
· Amateur Asians awesomely acting out our fantasies... and more alliterative stuff too, we think.
· These teens may be "tamed," but they're wild at heart.
· Today kicks off National Masturbation Month. With all the links above, you should be pretty set.

· Jessica Biel showed her boobs! Sorry, we were too awestruck to come up with something clever.
· Nerve cut their nudie photos loose. We mourned.
· Stoya got double penetrated! She really did! And boy, was she happy about it.
· Matches made in heaven: Faye Reagan became a LittleMutt Star, newly returned Eva Angelina signed with skinworXXX.
· SuicideGirls did "Fight Club," we did "Fuck Club."
· Tristan taught us how to fuck... in our butts.
· "Seinfeld," meet "Seinfeld XXX."
· Sunny and Sasha came together at last (all over Tom Byron!).

· The XRCO Awards happen and some of our favorite performers win titles. (Go Stoya and Sasha!)
· Nina Hartley teaches us that simultaneous orgasms are not a myth. And makes a mind-blowingly sexy porn in the process.
· We lost a legend, but her memory lives on and she continues to inspire us.
· Scandal erupts as hot cheerleading coach is fired by high school for Playboy pics.
· Allure Magazine wants you to look better naked, but Fleshbot wants towank to nude celebrities.
· Tax day sucks, but Stoya's long pale legs swathed in leg warmers made it suck a little less. The hot sex scenes helped too.
· Our interracial video roundup showed up that love does indeed come in many colors.
· Kelly Madison shows us that cougars never go out of style.

· If you love Eva Angelina, let her go... if she comes back to you, then she's yours forever.
· It's a girls night in. In bed, that is.
· Careful! These gazongas are smoking hot!
· OMG! Stoya and two dudes! (We'll recover from the shock... eventually.)
· These "Seasoned Players" aren't getting older... they're getting sexier.
· If these are the b-sides, what are the a-sides?
· Ten years ago, they were "Barely Legal 2." Where are they now?
· We love Amber Lynn, whatever era she exists in.

· Penny's gonna rough you up with her love.
· Her name ain't Baby, it's Teagan... "Teagan Video Nasty."
· Jessica Biel is a method actor... and her method taking her top off.
· And by "Gifted," they mean super duper hot.
· Production on Hustler's "This Ain't Star Trek XXX" is in full swing—and Sasha Grey makes a hot Vulcan.
· She also makes a hot model. And a hot girl with a clit in her throat. Hell, she makes a hot anything.

· Supreme Commandress Stoya did two boys at once, and we completely lost it. In the best possible way.
· And then we realized her costars were equally amazing, and, well, our "Bad Girls" shrine is almost complete.
· There's a reason she's called Marie Luv, you know.
· In the future, everyone will have sex with robots. As usual, Sasha Grey is ahead of the curve.
· If you ask us, there's nothing evil about Maya Hills.
·"This Ain't Star Trek XXX": don't look so surprised.