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Black Dong Kong Is Fucking Your Sister [Flesh Flicks]

Ottimo Massimo — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 13:00:00 EST

But just who is Black Kong Dong? And why must he fuck your sister? We desperately tried to seek out this Mr. Dong, but he disappeared, leaving only a trail of spent, satisfied women in his wake.

Black Dong Kong is a most elusive figure. We looked for clues on the box, but all it says is, "I walked in on your sister and her new boyfriend the other day. I got to tell you, he has a giant cock and your sister seems to love it." We thought that was a really weird way to start a conversation.

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The Wettest Blowjob You'll Ever See [Flesh Flicks]

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:30:01 EST

Are you ready for the sloppiest, most soak-tacular sucking session ever? Yeah. That's how it goes when you get head in the rain.

Ah, yes, rain. Isn't it romantic? But you can't go galavanting in boots and Gore-Tex, you have to let it drench you and turn your top translucent. Use it as lube and as a refreshing face wash. Just be careful not to catch a cold!

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Home Is Where The Face Is [Flesh Flicks]

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 12:00:00 EST

So in Tom Byron's case, home is somewhere deep inside Kristina Rose's ass. What kinda rent do you think he pays on a place like that? (Probably something pretty steep—girls like Kristina don't come cheap, you know.)

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We Know A Bad Romance When We See One [Flesh Flicks]

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 18:30:01 EST

You can say you want her to wear the mask to "hide her identity from XTube," but we really know you gave it to her so it looks like Lady Gaga is sucking your dick. You can't fool us.

Of course, by the time this Flesh Flick has posted, the "Bad Romance" video will be a thing of the past, left in the dust by the new "Telephone" video with Beyonce. Who cares if our allusions are outdated? Good amateur porn is forever.

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Kim Tao Is "Glamourous" (Especially When She's Coming) [Flesh Flicks]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 12:00:00 EST

What's your definition of glamour? Ours goes a little something like this: Kim Tao, swimming naked, looks up to see a rakishly dressed Evan Stone. Still fully dressed, Evan hops in the pool—and proceeds to ravish Kim.

Yep: that's about as glamorous as it gets. If only they could have found a way to work in one of those pearl thongs...that's really the only thing that's missing, if you ask us.

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Previously: Amy Ried Truly Is "Glamorous"

If American Apparel Shot Hardcore Porn... [Flesh Flicks]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:30:01 EST

...we imagine it would look something like this. A little arty, black and white, with an amateur flavor...and, of course, a cute girl in kick ass knee-high tube socks.

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Come Play With Me [Flesh Flicks]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:00:00 EST

Or with Tatiana Kush, in any case. She's quite willing (and quite pretty)—and she has some fun game she wants to try called "Where's the Sausage?" Huh, what do you think that could be about?

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She's Got A Gift [Flesh Flicks]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:30:01 EST

If there was a school for talking dirty, she'd be at the head of her class..and we suspect she'd also be making honor roll for blowjobs, handjobs, and tittyfucking too. (Man, why isn't there a school like that?)

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The Life And Times Of College Lesbians [Flesh Flicks]

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 12:00:00 EST

Some of us go to college to learn a trade, others go to spend four years "finding oursevles" and blowing copious amounts of our parents' money. Still others pursue higher education with a third goal: to experience sapphic pleasure.

The members of these third group—call them carpet munching college girls, if you will—are the representatives of a long and sacred (and, um, hot) tradition, a noble lineage of lesbian love. True, they may neglect their academic studies in their pursuit that sweet sapphic nectar...but trust us, it's well worth it.

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Mr. Sandman, Bring Her Some Cream [Flesh Flicks]

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 18:30:01 EST

Some people say a glass of warm milk will help you go to bed, but we know warm milk is really a poor substitute for a hot blowjob. It's nature's tranquilizer!

Just don't be surprised in the morning when there's a different kind of sleepy seed stuck in the corner of your eyes. Sweet dreams, Fleshbot readers!

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Double Your Pleasure [Flesh Flicks]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 12:00:00 EST

What's the one thing better than a hot couple going at it on a couch? Two hot couples going at it on a couch...at the same time. Even better than that? When the ladies involved are Sativa Rose and Naomi.

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Kayden Kross Always Gets Her Man (Off) [Flesh Flicks]

Ottimo Massimo — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 13:00:00 EST

How will Kayden find the man who murdered her twin sister and fall in love with the detective investigating the case at the same time? Easily: the detective killed her sister and she's going to fuck them both.

So, technically, this is a threesome. It may not seem like it, but trust us. Plus, Kayden Kross and Erik Everhard fuck with the brute strength of a hundred people each, so this is really like some kind of fantastic orgy. Good math, right?

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Dane Cross Deserves To Play Harry Potter [Flesh Flicks]

Ottimo Massimo — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 13:00:00 EST

Yeah, Daniel Radcliffe does a decent job, but Dane Cross really was born to play a boy wizard. He already rocks the nerdy glasses and ties, and he certainly knows his way around a whorcrux.

We're not so sure if Jewel Styles is the best choice for Hermione Granger. The real Hermione wouldn't have let herself get trapped like that; she did have some proficiency in Defense Against the Dark Arts. Then again, she couldn't ever handle a broomstick like Harry—really, no one can. Oh dear, we forget if we're still talking about porn.

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Previously: The Days Of Parody Porn Are Numbered: "Bree's Big Screw Review"

Stand And Deliver (And Then Have Anal Sex) [Flesh Flicks]

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 18:30:01 EST

Not everyone can have sex standing, but when you find that special someone whose body aligns with yours so you can hump any way possible, that's when you know it's love. That's when anal creampies are in your future.

We've always admired people who can have sex standing, especially those who do it without the awkward hunching. To do it right, the guy really has to pick his woman up, and we just can't handle that kind of endurance multi-tasking. Anyway, enough about our sexual habits, how about this video, huh?

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Leave No Stone Unturned [Flesh Flicks]

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 12:00:00 EST

And no body part unexplored. There are so many ways to give and receive pleasure—why not mix things up a bit? Fingers, toes, tongues, feet...if it feels good, just do it. (And let us watch.)

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The Sexy Signs Of Addiction [Flesh Flicks]

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 18:30:01 EST

Sometimes, addiction can get in the way of things we love. Take this young woman for example. She is so addicted so giving wet, tender blowjobs that she can't even enjoy her cigarette.

If this is a problem you relate to, you should seek out the advice of a trusted friend. We can't provide you with a 12 Step Guide to give up sucking cock, but we can give you a couple of multi-tasking tips: don't ash on the testicles and please please keep the lit end away from sensitive skin.

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In Praise Of Pussy [Flesh Flicks]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:00:00 EST

Is there anything quite as amazing, as beautiful, as tasty as a woman's pussy? Well, if there is, we don't want to know (something that fabulous would likely blind us with its radiant beauty).

Now let's all join in with Danny Mountain as he offers his own bit of praise for Jenny Hendrix's pussy...and worships it in the most thorough, dedicated way a man can.

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Girl On Girl On Film [Flesh Flicks]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 18:30:01 EST

What's this? Is this one of those rare (and wonderful!) female POV porn videos? Why yes, it is! And, what's more, it seems to be a POV video of a girl receiving head from her very proficient female partner!

We're not sure why it is that these videos seem to be so incredibly rare. But whenever we stumble upon one, it's like a divine gift from our heavenly mother. Our porn loving heavenly mother.

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Meet A Nice Girl At The Club [Flesh Flicks]

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 18:30:01 EST

None of this "we met on craigslist for sex" nonsense, just go out and find a girl the old fashioned way. Sure it's harder, but after you've fucked her in a variety of positions, you'll feel really accomplished.

The author of this video left commentary describing his adventure with Lexi "the Club Slut" on XTube. You can see for yourself: he worked really hard, set his mind to a good show (for both Lexi and the viewer), and now his cock is an XTube celebrity.

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Where Can You See Her? In Public! [Flesh Flicks]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 12:00:00 EST

Jenny is a beautiful girl...one whom we'd really love to see more of. Thankfully, she makes it easy: she gets naked (and does other stuff!) in public. And, even more conveniently, she does it on camera, too!

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Carmen Luvana, How Did You Meet Your Husband? [Flesh Flicks]

Ottimo Massimo — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 13:00:00 EST

"Oh, you know," she said. "My house was on fire so he came to rescue me but we sort of got distracted having sex. But we were totally safe, he used a condom."

This could also be watched as a strange episode of CSI in which Johnny Castle is a fake fireman who sets houses on fire and then "rescues" the women trapped inside. Notice how he's the only person who showed up to help? Oh yeah, he's a real hero.

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