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She's Equipped Her Scooter With Extra Headlights

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:45:00 EST

Photo by Merlin Bronques (lastnightsparty.com)

Return To The Planet Of The Publicly Nude Woman!

Ottimo Massimo — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 15:00:00 EST

On our planet, she's a menace who seeks to take down our government with her breasts. But at home, she's an average woman, waiting on patrons at a dingy bar and grill. Oh, the interplanetary irony!

And her customers don't even seem to notice! Poor, gorgeous, naked space woman... On our planet, you would receive enormous tips for serving beer in nothing but your calf-high boots.

· Busty and Naked Waitress (boobieblog.com)

Fenced In

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 17:15:00 EST

Leyanna (sexoteric.com)

Young Woman Terrorizes Beach Town With Boobs

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 12:30:01 EST

The poor, unsuspecting citizens of Anywhere, California suffered prolonged exposure to bouncy breasts, and yet the owner of said breasts shows no remorse. Could this happen in your hometown? (God we hope so.)

But with the weather getting all dumpy and the women-folk bundling up, the odds of being approached by some gorgeous gal in a sundress are low. At least we have this memento from a simpler, sunnier time to keep us warm while we wait for some random creep in a trenchcoat to flash his goods in the park. Ah, the turning of the seasons...

· Nikkila Flashing in Public (boobieblog.com)

Midday Break

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:45:00 EST

Public Flash (publicflash.com, via indienudes.com)

To The Lighthouse

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 15:45:00 EDT

EroBerlin (indienudes.com)

Roller Coaster Flash Turns Girl Into Overnight Online Sensation

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 15:30:01 EDT

Awesome: a girl's boobs fly out of her shirt while she's on a roller coaster. This unintentional exhibitionism is captured by the attraction's on-board camera, and leaked online by a video operator, turning the girl into an online sensation.

Awesomer: London's The Sun sees fit to run a story on this roller coaster flasher, embedding the video—uncensored—on their website. God, UK newspapers are amazing, aren't they? (Of course, they'd be even more amazing if they let us embed the video, too.)

· 'Coaster girl's boob is big hit (thesun.co.uk)

So Tell Us How You Really Feel

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 17:15:00 EDT

Dana DeArmond (altporn.net)

How Do You Like The New Look?

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 20 May 2009 13:15:00 EDT

Faye Reagan (publicflash.com)

Well, That's One Way To Get The Conductor's Attention

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 11 May 2009 13:15:00 EDT

Photo by xztc (xztc.deviantart.com)

Disney Halts Rollercoaster Boob Scans

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 07 May 2009 12:30:01 EDT

After a decade of keeping vigilant watch, Disney will no longer be scanning its theme park rides for topless women. And just in time for our massive Space Mountain "flash" mob. Who's in?

· Disney stops looking for breasts after a decade of trying (gadling.com)
· Thumbnail via Flash Mountain (flashmountain.net)

A Peek In The Park

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 17:15:00 EDT

Photo by Igor (i-v-s.deviantart.com)
Model: Svetlana

Austrian Advertisers Will Show You Their Best Bits (The Dirty Ones!)

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Most of the professional conferences we've attended have been dry, boring affairs: a lot of people droning on and patting themselves on the back, and absolutely no nudity. Oh, to be in Austria!

XIPAX.com is an Austria-based website for creatives in the ad industry—a place to show off their stuff, and get feedback from others. In America, the kick-off for this site would be just like any other promotion (boring). Not so much, in Austria. Riffing on the fact that "Show me yours and I'll show you mine" sounds, um, kinda dirty, the XIPAX team launched their site with a guerrilla promotion at the annual gala hosted by Creativ Club Austria. And by guerrilla, we mean naked. XIPAX team members got up on stage and took all their clothes off—and everyone thought it was awesome!

God, to be European.

· XIPAX (xipax.com, via AdRants)

Topless Girl Makes Cricket Game Vastly More Interesting

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 10:30:00 EDT

If we were to rank all the sports in the world in order of sexiness, we'd probably place cricket way, way down at the bottom (Ultimate Surrender-style wrestling would be at the top).

Unless, of course, a game of cricket happened to involve some toplessness—like this match, in which a very excited fan flashed everyone her boobs. Granted, that's more about the fans than the game itself... but what is a sport without its fans?

· Cricket just got sexier (withleather.uproxx.com)

The Many Styles Of Boob Reveal

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 13:15:00 EST

Photo by Driven By Boredom (drivenbyboredom.com)

Joanna Angel's Always Working It

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 14:30:01 EST

What does Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel do on vacation in Napa? The same thing she does anywhere else: flash her naughty bits in front of the camera.

(The only difference is that in Napa, she's surrounded by wine barrels. At least, we think that's what's going on here.)

· Photos from my December vacation… finally. (xoxojoannaangel.com)

They Gave Her The Two Nipple Discount

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 11:45:00 EST

Photo by Driven By Boredom (drivenbyboredom.com)
Model: Kate Hate

Mickey Rourke, Still Getting The Groupies

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 17:30:01 EST

Much as we loved "The Wrestler" (and we did, a lot), we probably wouldn't greet Mickey Rourke with a good old fashioned boob flash. Maybe this girl was inspired by Marisa Tomei? (thebadandugly.com, via bunnywithfangs.com)

Across 125th Street

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 17:15:00 EST

· Outdoor Fun (outdoorfun.tumblr.com)

And in domestic surveillance news this week......

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 15 May 2008 13:40:14 EDT

And in domestic surveillance news this week... be careful where you flash your tits, because Google Maps is watching. (Actually we'll be watching too, but you don't have to worry about us archiving your boobs in our database for posterity. Unless they're really nice boobs.) (Gawker)