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    bmonkey: Uh, wow. Conrad, this is all kinds of awesome; thank you. #bigboobs more »
    bmonkey: What this model doesn't know is that we've secretly replaced her regular soap with Dove; let's see if she thinks her skin is as soft to the touch as w... more »
    inverts: I'm still not fucking watching Twilight. #celebrity more »
    FrancesTheMute: that's a fashion statement I can agree with #adrianalima more »
    offred: While I'm all in favor of the performers in question, I wonder how someone who was crowned the new Buttwoman can simultaneously be considered Barely L... more »
    thePrototype: any video with Jenny Hendrix and Alexis Texas is worth a watch in my book! #jennyhendrix more »
    hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: I love how recent years have made it okay that I had a crush on Wednesday from The Addams Family. #christinaricci more »
    SaumyaJellyfish: I could swear the music in the background was from Space Channel 5. Aside from that. Touched... by the hand of God... New Order has a hand in bras now! more »
    dirtybacon: Did anyone ever win this? I found out I couldn't make it *frowny face* I hope someone here got in! #events more »
    Conrad: I'm glad I could help. #bigboobs more »
    Mazda Eric: i'd also bet large sums of money she's never seen an ep. of BSG or star trek: tng. #amateur more »
    Mazda Eric: I hate the nerd-chic that is so hip these days. when i was in high school i was chunky, awkward, had thick glasses and wore cheap sneakers because my ... more »
    Ravenrose: My favorite way to put an eye out! #asian more »
    Mr.Gawn: i kinda want to get my GF one.. but she doesnt even use the rabbit i gave her #maritalaidtestkitchen more »
    Brahma: Whenever you hear someone say that Magnum condoms are only on the market to cater to the egos of guys who need to believe that they are larger than th... more »
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    Fireplace Porn: Grab Your Poker!

    You already know about our fascination with pool sex. A nice body of chlorinated water makes a perfect backdrop for any romantic encounter, but what to do in the cold, dreary days of winter when your backyard fun spot is covered with plastic tarp and dead leaves? You head inside to an even more romantic spot—the fireplace. We don't know if it's the crackling of the wood, the heat from the flames, or the ever-present danger that your house might burn to the ground, but few things can beat fucking in front of a nice warm hearth. As usual, our twisted friends at Pornzio are ahead of the curve on this sexy porn trend, but we added a few contributions of our own after the jump. So curl up with some nice hot cocca and marshmallows and try not to get singed. More »