KST (because we're into abbrevs today) is no stranger to on-screen nudity. Who can forget her impeccable bedside manner in "The English Patient"? We can't. And while "Partir" may not be as monumental as some of her other films ("Confessions of a Shopaholic" anyone?), it still reps that classic KST sensuality.

· "Partir" (2009) (imdb.com)
· Kristin Scott Thomas :: Partir (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

There's all kinds of pervy events to choose from, from the upcoming Cinekink program in NYC to next weekend's Internext Expo in Hollywood, FL. And they're taking place all over the world. So check it out and see if there's something that suits your fancy.

If you want your own event included here, send your announcements to calendar [at] fleshbot [dot] com. Bookmark this link to visit whenever you like or check out the mini version below.

· HUMP! 4: HUMP-O-Ween (thestranger.com)

Previously: Dan Savage's Porn Problem, Their Humps: HUMP! Amateur Porn Contest 2007

· BAT PUSSY - Will Never, Ever Be Stopped!" (susiebright.blogs.com)
· "DEEP INSIDE BAT PUSSY" (dvdmaniacs.net)

They may not make movies like they used to, but they can certainly get away with a lot more explicit action these days. For example, you (or more likely, your parents) may love to break out the hankies for 1955's "The End of the Affair," but the Hayes' Code-hampered Deborah Kerr and Van Johnson could never have matched the wall-crumbling fuck session that Julianne Moore and Ralph Fiennes engaged in the 1999 version. (Oh, wait those are falling German bombs.) Even porn movies get wilder with the passage of time (see "Devil in Miss Jones" or the 5,000 "Debbie Does Something" reiterations), but Nerve decided to look at the mainstream films that got a second life and compare how their bedroom antics changed. Of course, the newer versions don't always win for hotness, but there still must be one or two sexual situations in your own life where you wish you could have had a re-shoot. Or at least a stunt double?

· Do-Overs (nervepop.com)

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Previously: The Mightiest Movie Mammaries, The 50 Greatest Sex Scenes In Cinema, More Or Less

In an attempt to make plain old talking head interviews seem hip and cool, the film's editors seem to have gotten a little overenthused about all the cool things you can do with iMovie. This means that the shots often have weird borders and spin around on screen, making us wonder if we were tripping on a phthalate contact buzz or something. We might be nerds and all, but simply seeing women talk about vibrators on a big screen (even with their clothes on!) is still plenty fascinating without all those bells and whistles. Our advice to the editors for next time: tempting as though it might be, stay away from those drop-down menu items and let your subjects speak for themselves.

Other than the editing weirdness, the film is well worth seeing—if only because it's pretty cool to see respectable-looking, well-coiffed suburban ladies talk about how awesome orgasms are. Plus, the advertisements for vibrators in vintage Sears catalogs and the story of how the porn business eventually pushed vibrators out of the mainstream is illuminating.

· "Passion And Power: The Technology Of Orgasm" (film + DVD info @ technologyoforgasm.com)
· See also: Antique Vibrator Museum (goodvibes.com)

· Noel Graydon Photography (noelgraydonphotographer.com)
· "Liberty In Restraint" (official film site @ libertyinrestraint.com)
· "Sad news from Australia" (cinekink.com/blog)

You know it's a slow porn news day when the sexiest thing to hit our inbox this morning is a pint-sized promotional clip for a luxury erotic goods retailer: Meet Honey and Bunny, a couple of fun-loving gals who prance and preen their way through a short film produced by UK-based erotic emporium Coco De Mer. The action might be 90% silly but good-humoured tease, and there are times when their escapades come dangerously close to looking like a glossier (and naughtier) version of all those teenage girls on YouTube who pick up a hairbrush and lip-sync to the latest Ashley Simpson single while mugging for the camera. But that tantalizing glimpse of kissable beauty mark on Honey's right breast and Bunny's incredible plum-tossing technique (or maybe vice-versa; we're still a little confused over who's who) are still just about the hottest thing we've seen all day. At least until someone sends us something we can actually jerk off to.

· Coco De Mer Presents Honey And Bunny (honeyandbunny.co.uk - thanks D.)
· Coco De Mer Erotic Emporium (coco-de-mer.co.uk)