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    Kelteel: @Lux Alptraum Thank you, thank you, thank you!!! She is my twelve days of Christmas. more »
    Kelteel: This is one smart woman. Give the viewers 2008 x 3000 pixel pictures[20.91 x 31.25 inches at 100%] and you got them like putty in your hands. I woul... more »
    Kelteel: Hell, I could not even get their website to work and they want $200 for this. Plus $60 per hour. Hey, it takes awhile for a man my age to get going. ... more »
    bmonkey: Presenting the fleshbot diet: eat well, love well... more »
    Pinkie: What's with the sudden rush to the Christmas season? It's only the day after Thanksgiving! Why, in my day, we waited at least until the second week... more »
    SuperPsyze: DON'T DATE ROBOTS more »
    ValfridBuccaneer: Is it possible to get a link to the non-gallery format on gallery posts? :) more »
    Beaker: I'm a breast man, but this photo is a persuasive argument for giving thighs a try. more »
    Beaker: I can't decide which bit of this video is better. Her beautiful boobs swinging to-and-fro, her screams of ecstasy muffled by the pillows, or the fact ... more »
    jp182: im kinda partial to keezmovies more »
    jp182: oh Katsuni, you are like a fine wine more »
    jp182: whoever it is, i know I've seen this clip multiple times before more »
    jeffimixone: I've always wanted to get fucked by a shemale and this weirdly turns me on more »
    GaryMyMan: Tube8 is better than all of these. I find the delay time on xtube to be annoying. more »
    offred: However, if there were ladies like these at our local laundromat, we'd be getting our jeans messy more often Sounds like a High School Confidential... more »
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    Jessica Gomes Makes A Compelling Argument For Going Hybrid

    No, we're not talking about hybrid cars (though those are pretty nice too). We're talking about the hybrids that arise when you put Singaporean, Portuguese, and Australian DNA in a melting pot...and produce the delicious mix that is Jessica. More »
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    Elisabetta Canalis: George Clooney's Good Luck Girl

    How lucky is George Clooney? In addition to being rich, famous, attractive, and well-acquainted with the Liberator sex pillow, he also happens to date this woman, Italian model Elisabetta Canalis. How does one man rack up so much good karma? More »
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    Busty Girl Of The Day: Hristina Ruseva

    German FHM put together a wonderful blond special...and we think Hristina Ruseva is the specialist blonde of them all. More »
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    Maria Ozawa Does Taiwan

    We admit we've been a little lax in our obsessive stalking of Maria Ozawa, a mistake we truly regret. While we've been distracted by the other lovely ladies of the world, we've missed out on so much! More »
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    FHM UK's Hot 100 2009: Cheryl Cole, Top Babe

    We're always a little thrown by the fact that FHM US and FHM UK—two versions of ostensibly the same magazine—both compile their own lists of the World's Sexiest Women... and end up with different results. More »
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    Devastatingly Dita

    Via DailyPOA (dailypoa.com)
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    FHM Makes Lingerie Buying Easier--And Sexier--Than Ever

    Buying lingerie is never easy—especially if you can't tell the difference between a cami and a chemise. Thank heavens for FHM's lingerie guide—which, interestingly enough, is just as enjoyable if you're not buying lingerie. (fhmonline.com)
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    Count Down To Christmas With The FHM Advent Calendar

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  • #keeleyhazellforever

    At Last, Keeley Hazell Gets The Tribute She Deserves

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    FHM's Hot 100 2008: Megan Fox Is The Top ... Uh, Fox

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    Viva Jesse Jane!

    It seems odd to crow about a hardcore pornstar showing up in the softest of softcore publications, but in the bizarro world of adult entertainment you haven't really made it until you can put your clothes back on. Now, Jesse Jane isn't exactly a nobody when it comes to mainstream media—we're sure at least a few of her fans must have seen that Brad Pitt movie by mistake—but she should still be very proud of her cover shoot for the latest issue of FHM Mexico. Since the US version doesn't even exist any more, this is as close as she can get to lad mag immortality here in the States, and despite not spreading wide for some overstimulated porn hunk the pictures themselves are pretty darn hot. Now excuse us while we run for the border. More »