Director Jim Powers is an auteur who can be trusted to "go there," and here he has compiled bits and pieces of scenes and backstage shenanigans to make up the 16th installment of a series that's got conservative porn producers pissed.

But it's not like Powers tramples fragile sensibilities willy-nilly.

"Don't let the property owners see you," he advises the (now retired) Lana Croft as she squats over a sink.

One would be mistaken to think that performers roll their eyes when Powers asks them to urinate, as if everything else they've done that day is somehow less graphic. In fact, when Chelsea Rae breaks in on Croft, Rae takes the sink next to her.

The disc includes golden outings by Holly Wellin, Sophie Dee, Serrena Marcus, Adrianna DeVille, and Sindee Jennings, whose aim and output is considerable. You may be wondering about the camera glare in Sindee's scene: that is the reflection off a plexiglass screen placed over the camera, which Jennings soaked from 15 feet away. And she isn't in the Olympics why?

Never say Fleshbot is too highbrow for you.

· JM Productions (jerkoffzone.com)
· Buy "Liquid Gold 16" (tlavideo.com)

Sometimes male performers can't perform, and are sent home. But women with an advertised talent for squirting sometimes don't squirt. In such cases they stay right where they are and the movie changes around them.

I make it rain / Who make it rain? / I make it rain/ Ooooo! announces the theme song to "I Make It Rain."

Why Depth is a sex therapist in this movie is unclear, as Chase knows everything she needs to do. Maybe her health insurance allowed her more sessions than she actually needed and she decided to use them all up, the way I did when I got that gift certificate to Claim Jumper and ate all that food just so I wouldn't appear ungrateful.

Squirting came to the fore in the western world's mind with the advent of Cytherea, who was a slip of a thing. But Depth chooses women who are a bit thicker, like Chase (pictured)), Flower Tucci, Jada Fire, and Cindy Crawford, and that makes all the difference.

But Chase does not erupt volcanically. "There it is! There it is!" cries Depth at one point, but it seems more for the benefit of fraud lawyers.

Still, Chase has a smoky, scratchy Brenda Vaccaro voice, which makes up for a lot. I think Depth, deprived of such a graphic display of squirting, fell in love instead.

· John E. Depth (itsabigblackthing.com)
· Buy "I Make It Rain" (gamelink.com)

Cytherea seeks —and receives—Tiana's supporting hand as the former is being fucked at* by Mark Ashley.

Tiana holds Cytherea's butt for Ashley. Me? I went to the office down the hall for some Xerox paper? They slammed the door in my face.

Tiana, ever helpful, guides Ashley's parts into those of Cytherea (though by this time Cytherea had had landing lights installed).

Finally, though she later asked Cytherea for the use of her hair in drying it off, Tiana here shows us that we all must squirt alone.

*Yes, I meant to say that. It indicates a tryst that doesn't appear to be of mutual benefit.

· New Sensations (newsensations.com)
· Buy "I Love Tiana" (gamelink.com)

Jennings, the squirting dynamo we met on the set of "Cousin Stevie's Pussy Party", has an enthusiasm one would expect from someone much, much larger who might not be getting as much nowadays. Watching her made me want to go drink a pallet of Diet Cokes.

She makes sure she checks in with the camera often, like an ice skater who makes her own ice.

In any other movie, Aarielle Alexis would be the most energetic person in the film, but in this case she is vanquished by Jennings. Still, she makes the best of it in a scene with a dude named Talon.

Mark Wood and Red Light District are adept at putting together these utterly unbelievable scenes, which somehow would feel more tawdry in the hands of others.

Still, look at those shoes. How can her daddy not know?

· Red Light District (rlddistribution.com)
· Buy "Don't Let Daddy Know 3" (adultdvdempire.com)

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Previously: Photoplay Archive

We begin with the adorable Annabelle Lee and Lexi Love. Join us after the gap for more.

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The way it works is that over the course of a day, everyone in the getting naked business can get at everyone else. This increases camaraderie and sexual tension. Cousin Stevie offers prizes beyond the usual extended day rate, so the women attack each other with extra gusto.

Stevie, married 30 years to a wonderful person, was heard to mutter "I love my job" when he thought no one was listening.

Look at Amber Rayne. If she can fist her own ass, think what she could do for you.

Here's Sindee Jennings from Abilene and Galveston. I had no idea what I was about to see.

Sometimes Amber Peach has to talk Stevie down.

Jennings began squirting almost immediately upon engaging in her tryst with Miss Kitty. It was stunning. Not the type of person to consume gallons of water in between takes, Jennings seemed to be connected to some kind of aquifer, because she squirted a lot.

· (See full gallery here) (gramponante.com)
· Cousin Stevie (cousinstevie.com)

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Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

As part of our ongoing series on how to find the hottest Japanese porn online, we take you to the super-secret recesses of YouTube where Fleshbot operative KokuRyu stumbled upon a clip involving a frilly pink bra-wearing scientist named Momo, a glass beaker full of some strange colorless liquid, and that thing that whales do with their blowholes.

Confused? You won't be after you read KokuRyu's expert analysis of Japanese female ejaculation porn after the jump. And don't say we never taught you anything.

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KokuRyu reports:

"I came across an unknown Japanese word today in a YouTube video that appeared to be a high school chemistry lesson conducted by a sexy Japanese porn startlet named Momo (Peaches) wearing nothing but a frilly pink bra, perhaps from Peach John.

"I knew the word, shio, means "tide" or "salt water" in Japanese. But what was the shio in the glass beaker? I asked Mrs. KokuRyu, who's Japanese. Instead of getting angry with me for looking at porn, Mrs. KokuRyu smirked and said, 'It's when a woman, goes puri puri, like the spout of a whale. You know, shio fuki. It's when a woman squirts.'

"Suddenly the YouTube clip made sense! Glowing with post-orgasmic serenity, Peaches admires the clear liquid—her liquid—collected in the beaker. Peaches then decides to analyze her shio. She sniffs it, reports it doesn't smell, and proceeds to tests its consistency; Peaches says her shio feels silky smooth. When litmus paper is produced, shio is determined to have alkaline properties.

"Next, gripping an elaborate, slightly phallic spoon, Peaches measures the salt content of her shio. Apparently, it's less than 0.6%. Peaches then delicately inserts her slender index finger, moistened slightly with the liquid contents of the petri dish, between her lips. She finds that shio is basically tasteless, and not a little slimy. Peaches concludes by saying she enjoyed the opportunity to investigate her shio.

"After watching the clip, Mrs. KokuRyu was not convinced. 'Half the time they just squirt out pee,' she says. And so the debate rages on all over the world."

Tip: When searching for "female ejaculation," in Japanese, copy and paste the following characters into your search engine of choice: ? ?? (shio fuki).

Bonus: Here's an actual (but pixelated) clip of a Japanese squirter. (.wmv video @ yourfilehost.com, via Nozokix Squirting Archives - and remember to always exercise caution when clicking on links found on Japanese adult websites.)

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Previously: Jada Fire Really Is Squirtwoman, Flesh Flicks: Return Of The Squirt, Flesh Flicks: Squirting Taste Test, Fleshbot Squirting Archives