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2009: Fashion's Year Of The Boob

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 14:30:01 EST

Refinery29 has declared 2009 The Year of the Boob—and who are we to disagree? As proof, they've offered up a selection of the 11 sexiest (and boob-filled) fashion editorials.

You know, between these sexy spreads and the nipples at Fashion Week, we're actually starting to care about clothes. Or at least the nudity used to advertise them (same diff, right?).

· The Year of the Boob: The 11 Sexiest Editorials From 2009! (refinery29.com)

Faye Reagan Revamps The Playboy Bunny Look

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 16:30:01 EST

Sure, she's lost the ears, and the whole middle section of the outfit's gone (with everything else a lot more seethrough)—but she has maintained the most important element: the bowtie.

How else would we know what she's dressed as?

· Jillian (americanapparel.net)

Blinded By The Boobs

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 15:30:01 EST

Fashion model Lyoka Tyagnereva is so comfortable with showing nudity, she doesn't even care if images of her boobs are burned onto our retinas (which it so is). (fashiongonerogue.com)

Georgia Frost Channels Topless Courtney Love (Who Then Returns The Favor)

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 13:00:00 EST

More and more, the fashion world seems to be looking to Courtney Love for inspiration, and Courtney is looking back at it. That is, "when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you."

But don't get us wrong, we love this style. The only thing better than a grungy lady is a semi-nude grungy lady.

· Velvet November 2009 | Georgia Frost by John Akehurst (fashiongonerogue.com)

Of course, Courtney is not to be outdone. If anyone's going to be channeling the Queen of Early to Mid 1990s Angst, it's going to be her. Although this shoot is missing the usual fuck-all attitude, it still contains a healthy dosage of nudity, and that always gets our spirits up.

· More nude Courtney at Dazed & Confused January | Nobody's Fool-Courtney Love by Yelena Yemchuk (fashiongonerogue.com)

Remember, Everyone; We Parked In The Topless Girl Lot

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 11:45:00 EST

Emma Balfour (fashiongonerogue.com)

Fashionable Trends In Nudity: Three Boobs?

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 17:00:00 EST

Don't worry, you guys. It's just an illusion. But what if it was real? What if, as a society, we just up and decided: two boobs good, three boobs better?

We can't help but let our mind wander when looking at these photos of Marloes Horst. The design team really instilled this shoot with a sense of regal whimsy, and we're completely overwhelmed by the holy trinity of fantasy, majesty, and titties.

· More photos at Morning Beauty | Marloes Horst by Nick D'Emilio (fashiongonerogue.com)

MeiselPic: Like TwitPic, But With Boobs (Also Imaginary)

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 13:30:01 EST

In a recent edition of Italian Vogue, photographer Steven Meisel reenvisions TwitPic as MeiselPic, an online photo service where models run wild. The biggest difference between TwitPic and Meiselpic (aside from all the models)? MeiselPic allows nudity.

We can only hope that in a future iteration, MeiselPic opens its doors to a wider range of participants...like maybe a few pornstars? The models are nice and all...but we have a feeling that Faye Reagan and Joanna Angel could give them a run for their money in terms of interesting MeiselPic posts.

· Vogue Italia December 2009 | Steven Meisel Revamps Twitter (fashiongonerogue.com)

A Look Back At The Naked Fashion Of 2009

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 17:30:01 EST

Fashion Gone Rogue has a look back at some of 2009's most memorable moments of nudity in fashion photography. We can only hope that this is just be beginning of a long, glorious trend. (fashiongonerogue.com)

Modeling Is A Difficult Job

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:30:01 EST

Some people would have you think that all fashion models ever do is lie around half-naked, smoking cigarettes, looking posh. That's simply not true. However, that is what they do in this shoot.

The cultivation of the decadently blasé image falls under the "Libertine" theme expressed in this shoot. It's all about ignoring social restraints and morals, doing what you feel, etc. We don't know what Sol Sanchez wanted to express (if this is a reflexive jab at fashion and modeling, or whatnot), but it resulted in nudity and that makes us happy.

· More photos at Libertines (fashioncopious.typepad.com)

Zuzana Gregorova Has A Great Set Of Eyebrows

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:30:01 EST

It's true! Look at them! She's known for her dramatic eyebrows and delicate pout. Perhaps now people will pay attention to the perfect curvature of her breasts (which deserve just as much attention as any other body parts).

We're not sure what magazine these are from, but they were taken by snap-master Thierry Le Goues, so they've got our seal of approval. We also approve of replacing fashion with gratuitous nudity; looking chic and up-to-date is just a naked frolic away.

· More pics at Morning Beauty | Zuzana Gregorova by Thierry Le Gouès (fashiongonerogue.com)

Sweet Caroline Winberg For Your Morning

Ottimo Massimo — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 10:00:00 EST

Oh, Flair, you've done it again. Another gorgeous model topless on the pages of your majestic Italian fashion magazine. We must've done something good to deserve this.

First it was Andressa Fontana of Brazil, and now Caroline Winberg of Sweden. We'll make a deal: you show us one nude model for every country, and we'll keep reading. Sound good?

· Caroline Winberg - Topless in Flair Magazine (dailypoa.com)

Rosie Huntington Whiteley's Nipple Will Not Be Ignored

Ottimo Massimo — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:00:00 EST

There seems to be a pattern here. Rosie's nipple refuses to be ignored (like we'd try to ignore it).

Not only is Rosie Huntington Whiteley a Victoria's Secret model, she also does work for Agent Provocateur. In fact, she was in one of their tantalizing videos. So how could anyone forget about Rosie? That would just be embarrassing.

· Victoria Secret Model Rose Huntington Whiteley See Though Dress And Nipple Peek (taxidrivermovie.com)

Andressa Undressa-ed For Flair Magazine

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 12:30:01 EST

Woo! Making fun of someone's name. That is high art. Let's be serious though: Andressa Fontana is gorgeous. These photos that Jeffrey Graetsch took for the Italian magazine, Flair, really capture something about her. Probably her breasts. (fashioncopious.typepad.com)

Madame Mode Reveals Some Very Revealing Swimwear

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:00:00 EST

True, it's mid-November, and beach season is about as far away as it can possibly get. But it's never too early to start thinking about next year's summer fashions...especially when those summer fashions look like this.

In fact, if the magazines keep featuring designs like this, we might just have to up and move ourselves to Florida...all the better to never miss a single day of beach season (or a single monokini, for that matter).

http://www.fashionising.com/pictures/b--Bikinis-and-nudity-in-Madame-Mode-2460.html">Bikinis and nudity in Madame Mode (fashionising.com, via fashioncopious.typepad.com)

Bundle Up For Winter, Somewhat

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:30:01 EST

American Apparel has attire for every season, but you better believe that none of it covers up wintry-hard nipples. They've got their priorities straight. (copyranter.blogspot.com)

Calvin Klein Is Simply The Bottoms!

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:30:01 EST

Whoever styled this Calvin Klein shoot seems to have been under the impression that doing away with shirts would help the viewer focus in on the pants. Unfortunately, they seem to have created a whole new distraction in the process.

· (coutorture.com, via fashioncopious.typepad.com)

Double Your Princess Leia, Double The Fun!

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 12:30:01 EST

Those in the know will say that the best sunbathing in the galaxy is on Tatooine. Not that we're experts or anything. However, we bet this just made your Star Wars sex fantasies twice as interesting. (yuhmm.com)

Just When You Least Expect It: More Pamela Anderson

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:30:01 EST

Ok, we know we said we were tiring of Pamela Anderson's nudity, but you have to forgive us this one time. We're addicts.

And besides, these are pictures of her butt. We've seen both below and above on her frontside, but almost nothing of her backside. We're just trying to give you a 3D concept of Pam Anderson's physique. We are, after all, scientists.

· Exclusive Pam Anderson Upskirt Ass Shots (taxidrivermovie.com)

Adriana Lima's Breasts Are The Latest Fashion Statement

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:30:01 EST

It's a style that asserts femininity. It seems to say, "They're not boobs, they're breasts, damn it—and they will be treated as such."

That's just fine by us. Everyone knows we've always supported fashion that accentuates nudity, rather than hides it. Take a note, fashion designers: this is what we're into. (The hat is also nice.)

· Adriana Lima See Through Runway (dirtyrottenwhore.com)

Pamela Anderson's Nipple Is A Familiar Friend

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:00:00 EST

Partial nudity from Pamela Anderson is like post-Halloween discounts on bags of candy: it's sweet, and we appreciate it, but it's going to take a while before we can look at it again.

Nonetheless, it's nice to know it's there, doing fashion shows, hanging out with Vivienne Westwood, but it's still around. If there's one thing we can depend on, it's that Pamela Anderson will be there, flashing stuff, looking flossy well into her golden years.

· Pam Anderson Tit Slips Video Clip (taxidrivermovie.com)