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The Road To Vegas: How To Be A Superstar Fan

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 15:00:00 EST

Planning on heading to Vegas for the Adult Entertainment Expo? Well, good news: not only will you get to meet your favorite stars—you'll also have the chance to strut your stuff and win fabulous prizes!

Straight from the desk of the AEE press staff:

For the first time ever at the 2009 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo, fans will take center stage and display their “hottest” features and appendages, showing off their skills for the crowds at AEE. Fan attendees can vote for their favorite contestants in the heart of the main exhibit area on the FyreTV stage throughout the show from Friday, January 9 thru Sunday, January 11, 2009 at the Sands Expo Center in Las Vegas, Nevada.

AEE fan contests will include a worldwide search for the fan with the “hottest ass,” present mothers and fathers with the “hottest MILF” and “hottest FILF” titles, and select the “hottest fan” from the audience. Other FyreTV stage contests will award the fan who fakes the sexiest orgasm, wins the wet t-shirt contest, and skillfully pole dance. Couples can participate and compete against other couples in the Valhalla Vacation Club Game Show. Prizes will include exotic vacations to world famous resorts in the Caribbean and Mexico, a FyreTV set top box with free minutes, a complimentary evening at the Sapphire Gentlemen’s Club with limousine service, and cash prizes.

Of course, if you want to impress your favorite pornstars, you won't have to do all that. In fact, to win the hearts of your most adored Crush Objects, all you have to do is shower. (Seriously. Just ask Mika Tan.)

· FyreTV Stage Schedule (adultentertainmentexpo.com)

Sloppy Seconds With Niya Yu

Gram Ponante — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:05:22 EDT

Taiwan-born Niya Yu interacts with fans when not shooting movies like "The Tao of Poon". Recently Yu, who claims a degree in engineering, filmed a fan's fantasy that involved "sharing passionate love" with her "special man" after a filmed hardcore scene. "It's not that he likes men's cum or anything like that," writes the fan of her special man, "he's just so into you that he wants you as soon as he can have you and he doesn't care that it's on you."

"Intelligent women are so attractive," the fan concludes breathlessly.

Niya obliged and provided pictures via her website's sex diary, though they don't seem to have been shot to spec.

Regardless, Yu's site is compelling for her own musings, including "I cum so much the bed was wet. He pop his load in my vagina, oh I love his cream filling! My life so good."

· Niya Yu (niyayu.net)
· Niya Yu in "Hiroshima Circus" (pornsaints.com)

Stormy, Tera, And Jesse Descend On Miami

Gram Ponante — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:14:42 EDT

Jesse Jane, Tera Patrick, and Stormy Daniels will host the three-day fan convention Exxxotica: Miami this weekend, joining everyone from Ron Jeremy (of course) to Jenna Haze, Eva Angelina, Bree Olson, Kayden Kross, Joanna Angel, Nautica Thorn, Moxxie Maddron, Roxy DeVille, the saucy Lisa Sparxxx, Donna Doll, and Taylor Wane to romp at the "erotic event" that could only happen at the Miami Beach Convention Center. Speaking of erotic, "Girls Gone Wild" will be there, too (now that the tax deadline has passed).

You thought that Dana DeArmond was pissed...

Fleshbot — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:08:39 EDT

You thought that Dana DeArmond was pissed off about people in the movie theater ruining her Simpsons viewing experience? Well kids, you ain't seen nothing yet. (myspace.com)

Joanna Angel Does New Jersey

Fleshbot — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 13:55:18 EDT

Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel returned to her roots (her New Jersey roots, that is—her hair is still sporting those electric pink highlights she put in a few weeks ago) this weekend with a visit to World Video in exciting Little Ferry, wherever that is. With a commitment to public service firmly in mind ("Since the Sopranos ended people in New Jersey have been kind of sad, so I thought I could help cheer them up!") , she loaded up fellow altporn heartthrobs Bella Vendetta, January Darling and Morgan Mae into a limo and headed for the Garden State—and after a quick stop to load up on booze (the limo driver recommended "a good morning champagne") the road led straight to dozens of adoring fans who turned out for the occasion. Joanna's own road may have taken her to the glamorous world of Porn Valley over the last couple of years, but it's nice to know that she's still keeping it real. (Except for her hair, that is.)

Video and more pics after the jump.

· "Burning Angel's New Jersey Adventure" (photos and report by Audacia Ray @ wakingvixen.com; more @ Flickr, though you'll have to sign in to see them)
· Burning Angel (burningangel.com)

Dana DeArmond's Hot Mail Bag Action

Fleshbot — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 17:29:35 EDT

You might think being a porn star with a massively adoring fan base would be all glitz and glamour and free trips to Paris, but the truth is that it can also be filled with less pleasant perks like creepy stalkers and shoulder stink and finding out that your house burned down while you were attending a porn convention out of town. After the jump, cuddle up with Fleshbot Crush Object™ Dana DeArmond while the simple act of checking her MySpace messages becomes a perilous journey full of dodgy producers who want to see more "revealing photos" (as if her existing resumé wasn't informative enough), too many exclamation points, and a next door neighbor who keeps stealing her wireless access. We might get a little stalkerish ourselves sometimes where Dana is concerned, but at least we know the difference between "can" and "may".

· Dana Mailbag Part 1 (YouTube; see previous installment here)
· Dana DeArmond on MySpace (myspace.com)
· Dana DeArmond's Adult DVD Store (gamelink.com)

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Previously: Dana DeArmond's Decorative Taint, Catching Up WIth Dana DeArmond, Dana DeArmond And the Curse Of The Fleshbot Video Interview, Dana DeArmond Needs A Hug (And A Place To Live), DVD Review: "Girls Lie", Preview: "Dana DeArmond Does The Internet"

Porn Valley Dispatch: F.A.M.E.'s Gonna Live Forever!

Gram Ponante — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 21:05:32 EDT

One way to measure the success of an adult awards show is if it makes it back for a sophomore year. The F.A.M.E. (Fans of Adult Media and Entertainment) Awards debuted last summer as part of Erotica L.A. and, aside from the host calling this Fleshbot correspondent "four eyes", things went really well. The fan-decided awards, sponsored by Genesis (the magazine for a certain kind of gentleman), Adam & Eve, WantedList, and AVN, will be held at the L.A. Convention Center on June 23.

The heavy hitters behind the show guarantee high porn wattage attendance. Pictured above (r-l) are 2006 winners Carmen Luvana, Stormy Daniels and a more robust Jenna Jameson.

Voting for the (blessedly short) awards show is taking place online now, with each voter eligible for a trip to L.A. to see the event. We are told that the votes of people with glasses will be given special weight. - GP

· The F.A.M.E. Awards (thefameawards.com)
· Genesis Magazine (genesismagazine.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch: Awards Withdrawal, XBiz Awards Finalists, 2006 XRCO Awards, 2006 F.A.M.E. Awards, 2007 AVN Expo: Those Were The Days, Porn Valley Dispatch: Tera Patrick To Host Everything