Yes, we've stumbled upon a Tila Tequila sex tape that actually has sex in it—only this time, it doesn't actually appear to feature Tila Tequila. Maybe we're crazy, but we're pretty sure that that's not what Tila's boobs look like...and trust us, we've spent enough time looking at them to know.

· Tila Tequila Leaked Sex Tape (taxidrivermovie.com)

And, Scarlett, if you ever did pose for something like this...well, that might just be enough to get us to switch our loyalties over to the West Coast.

· The NY/LA Debate Rages On (yuhmm.com)

· Elisha Finally Nude? (joblo.com)

Previously: Natalie Portman's Ass Revealed (Again)

If there's one thing we've learned here at Fleshbot over the years, it's that if something sounds too good to be true it probably is (er, isn't). So we didn't even have to click on over to this video clip when a reader sent us this link to a forum post purporting to contain an excerpt from an alleged sex tape starring Brazilian-born supermodel Adriana Lima to see if it was the real thing or not. While she does bear a slight resemblance to Adriana if you happen to squint really hard, the model's eyebrows, cheap wristwatch, and lack of navel piercing give her away as an imposter—and honestly, does anyone really think that a self-professed virgin would record her deflowering while wearing a pair of knee-high fuck-me boots while a creepy guy in black socks looks on from the sidelines, much less allow the special event to be capped off with a rather messy and uncomfortable-looking facial cumshot? The real Adriana might be inexperienced when it comes to sex, but we seriously doubt she'd be as naive as all that. (We also hate to believe there are still folks out there who are naive enough to believe that there's a Britney Spears sex tape floating around out there on the interwebs as well, but that's the subject of another post entirely.)

· "IS THIS THE ADRIANA LIMA SEX TAPE?" (nastyboards.com - thanks Andy)

Previously: Adriana Lima: 100 Sexiest Bodies, Adriana Lima Nipple Slip

· Everyone's been saying it, and so will we: What is going on with Jenna Jameson's head? (egotastic.com)

· It's been like at least three days since Keeley Hazell has appeared in Zoo Weekly. Don't make us wait that long again. (And what's with all the clothing?) (celebpixx.blogspot.com)

· Australian filmmakers challenge the X-rating system in court, in a case that could finally legalize the sale of porn movies in that country. And give us an excuse to open up Fleshbot's Melbourne Bureau. (theaustralian.news.com.au)

· A new study says that most people can correctly identify real photographs vs. those that have been computer generated. The rest of them keep sending us that "unedited" picture of Harry Potter's wang. (P.S. It's not real, guys.) (wired.com)

· About.com's Cory Silverberg interviews $pread Magazine editors Rachel Aimee and Audacia Ray (who you might have run into before.) Hmm ... we wonder what those three kids could possibly have to talk about. (about.com)

· The Federal Trade Commission issues a report of the first five years of the Children's Online Privacy Protection Act and guess what? All our problems have been solved! Everything fine! Hooray, big government! (xbiz.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

You know that times are tough in the celebrity scandal biz when pictures of one of the stars of TV's most popular show (allegedly) giving a blowjob are met with a collective yawn by the most of the country. Of course, now that a few days have passed we realize that our cynicism was not unjustified since the illicit photos of American Idol finalist Antonella Barba that surfaced last week are—surprise!—not her. At least, that seems to be the verdict based on some rather elaborate photographic analysis techniques conducted by people who should really be working for the FBI. The toilet photos, the semi-topless beach pics, the wet t-shirt contest in the World War II Memorial fountains ... those are totally real, but the hardcore snaps are definitely not her. Probably. We mean, it's the internet so who can ever really be sure of anything these days, but we're mostly convinced this time and we're ready to move on. When those photos of Paula Abdul giving Ryan Seacrest a reach-around surface, give us a call.

· "Antonella Barba Blowjob Pictures are 100 Percent Fake" (derekhail.com)
· "The Sexy Side of the WWII Memorial" (bigheaddc.com)

Previously: BREAKING: American Idol Contestant Gives Blowjobs! (Maybe)