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more about #straight more comments → Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Crash Octagon, Vol. 1, anyone? #rileysteele more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: So, is their amateurs page listed as "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"? #babes more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Radeo Radeo. #babelogs more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Ariel Rebel: always on the go When she's on the prowl It's "go, cat, go!" #arielrebel more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Seven more minutes to hide away Far from everywhere Seven more minutes to hide away My head is in the sun #courtneytrouble more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Jane on the spot. #lesbian more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: She's blown up my Parliament. #sophiereade more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: First scene to be in POV format, The Sloan Bone. #sarahvandella more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Porn-stache? On the man's lip, I mean, & not over her lips. #babes more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Putting the poon in puño. #fisting more » -
#babes
(Probably Not) Scarlett Johansson Nude
Our friends at Yuhmm have dug up this NY vs. LA graphic that appears to contain a naked Scarlett Johansson. Okay, we're near certain it's a photoshop...but isn't it nice to pretend? More » -
#celebrityupskirtwatch
Sorry, Julianna Margulies Fans, But That's Not A Vagina
To any and all of you who believe you've now seen Julianna Margulies' hoo-ha, we regret to inform you that that is not what a vagina looks like. More than likely, it's either a picture of Julianna's thighs pressed together, a picture of her pantyhose seam, or a poorly done Photoshop job put together by someone with a limited knowledge of female anatomy and a whole lot of wishful thinking. Trust us, we know. (defamer.com) -
#sexadvice
(Fake) Sex Advice Question Of The Day
"I admired their soft slippery skin. It was just so exotic; I had never felt that way before. Looking at those soft underbellies and long slender fins was like seeing the face of God. I came out of my dolphin-induced trance and wiped the sweat from my brow. It was then that I realized that I had an aching erection." Couldn't invent a normal sounding fake problem like, "My penis is too big"? You just had to push it and go with the dolphin erection story, didn't you? (salon.com) -
#hype
Wait ... so even after what we were told yesterday, now they're saying that the Jimi Hendrix sex tape is a big old fake? We are shocked! What are you going to tell us next—that the Marilyn Monroe sex tape isn't real either? (uk.reuters.com) -
#movies
Elisha Cuthbert Naked! (Or Not)
Do these look like the pert, young breasts of a bright, young movie starlet? That's the question on everyone's mind as they look at this clip from little-seen indie adventure, "He Was A Quiet Man." The movie stars a very creepy-looking Christian Slater and a very paraplegic-looking Elisha Cuthbert, and this pair of tits that may or may not belong to her. Consider the fact the she has thus far managed to go an entire career—including two hours playing an actual pornstar—without taking her clothes off and combine that with some rather suspicious edits and the general consensus seems to be those are not authentic Cuthboobs. Still, if you watch the video below and use a little imagination it does create the illusion of seeing her naked ... and isn't that what movie magic is all about? More » -
