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Lick It Up: Top Ten Amateur Facial Videos

Kate Kant — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 14:00:00 EDT

The secret to perfect skin can't be found in any of those lady mags...but something as simple as a facial could be the answer. And we don't mean the kind you get at the spa—we're talking about the cum-all-over-her-lips facial.

Okay, the skin benefits aren't proven at all, but we still think it's hot look that just makes these women...glow. And don't their pores just look so much smaller? Though maybe that's just cause we can't see any pores under all that hot fresh jizz. Well, either way, right?

Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

Facial (yuvutu.com)

as requested: facial cumshot (yuvutu.com)

Cream-Covered Cerise (xtube.com)

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Cum On Her Face (xtube.com)

Tina The Bartender and The $200 Whore (xtube.com)

Video Casero (yuvutu.com)

Cock Worship and Swallow (xtube.com)

Maria gets Best Facial on xtube priceless swallow (xtube.com)

Another suck for cumm (xtube.com)

But What About The Facials?

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 17:00:00 EDT

In a move that, well, we're mildly confused by, the Oregon House has passed a bill making it illegal to douse someone with semen, categorizing the act as a second degree sex abuse crime.

We're assuming that this law only effects non-consensual semen-dousing, and not, say, consensual bukkake scenes. For as our dear friend Clayton Cubitt has said, "If we outlaw bukkake, only outlaws will bukkake."

· House passes bill too gross to talk about (oregonlive.com, via The Reverse Cowgirl)
· Thumbnail star: Cum covered Aurora Jolie (premiumpass.com, via Ask Jolene)

Sinnamon Love: Freaky, Or Freaking Fantastic?

Lux Alptraum — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 13:00:00 EST

We're not sure how we feel about Crush Object Sinnamon Love being called "freaky." Sure, she's got a wonderfully spankable ass, and loves to suck cock and rim, but is that really "freaky"?

Frankly, we think it's more like fantastic. We don't know many girls who are as willing and eager as Sinnamon (well, not that many, anyway)—and we think she should deserves a better adjective than freaky. More like freaking amazing, if you ask us. Now who's with us on this one?

· Freaky Sinnamon Love (pornhub.com)

Roxy Deville Looks Pretty In Pink... And With A Cock In Her Mouth

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 12:00:00 EST

If there's one thing cuter than Roxy Deville's all pink outfit, it's gotta to be the look on her face when she's giving a blowjob. Okay, okay, her boobs are really cute, too.

And now that we think about it, her whole body is actually pretty adorable, as are the noises she makes when she's getting turned on... and don't even get us started on what she looks like with a freshly shot load all over her face. Oh Roxy, we give up: you're just too cute for us, period!

· Hot pink blowjob with Roxy Deville! (pornhub.com)

Along with Megan Reece here, four out of...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 11:50:26 EDT

Along with Megan Reece here, four out of five former dental hygienists who became pornstars agree: semen is better for your teeth than toothpaste. So from now on, remember to rinse before you swallow. (thenaughtyamerican.com)

Hot Messes: Top 25 Amateur Facial Clips

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 14:20:07 EDT

Let's face it: sex is messy business. Sometimes that can get pretty annoying, like when you have to re-wash your freshly laundered sheets after a super hot fuck session. But usually a certain amount of fuss and bother is part of the price you pay for having a good time. When it comes to facials, however, getting messy is pretty much the entire point—and when it comes to sexy messes, facials are definitely worth breaking out an extra roll of paper towels for as far as we're concerned. We'd normally celebrate our love of a good old fashioned gooey facial by running out and getting one of our own, but since we're all dressed up today and have already been to the cleaners four times this week we figured we'd enlist the help of some fresh and willing amateur faces instead. Find our top 25 amateur facial clips after the jump.

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altra super sborrata (yuvutu.com)

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a face spaying (yuvutu.com)

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Blasen und schlucken,Sie liebt es... (yuvutu.com)

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Blow Job & Facial (yuvutu.com)

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ZORRITA DE PARLA (yuvutu.com)

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face fuck... (yuvutu.com)

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hot asian (yuvutu.com)

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suck part 3 (yuvutu.com)

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Cum of my Catty (yuvutu.com)

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blow and cum (yuvutu.com)

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GF Suckin (yuvutu.com)

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Beth (yuvutu.com)

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girl in the river (yuvutu.com)

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xxxceptional face an facial (yuvutu.com)

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Sticky Queen Ball Gag Facial

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Blowjob an facial (xtube.com)

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Facial (xtube.com)

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givin my GF a great facial (xtube.com)

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hot girlfriend recieving cum on her face (xtube.com)

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Hardcore facial on white girl. Afrique (xtube.com)

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girl take facial in bath (megarotic.com)

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Nice Amateur Facial Cumshot (megarotic.com)

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amazing facial for nice looking brunette (megarotic.com)

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blonde amateur girl getting facial (megarotic.com)

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Black beauty get a nice facial with a load of sperm (megarotic.com)

Antifacial: Anywhere But There

Jonnobot — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 12:55:40 EDT

Sure, few sexual activities can match the facial when it comes to showing how much you care (or at least how much you're willing to give or receive a faceful of splooge). But what about all those other poor cumshots directed at other parts of the body that don't have their own catchy and easily indexed name? The author behind this fledgling anonymous cumshot blog hopes to redress the pornic imbalance by presenting photos only of "HUGE CUMSHOTS ON THE BODY BUT NOT ON THE FACE (EXCEPTED THE CASES OF UNEXPECTED EXTRA HUGE SHOTS!)" Maybe someday we'll look on the shelves of our local porn shoppe and see whole sections devoted to Backals, Bellyals, and Titsciles where once a vast expanse of nothing but facial fetish DVDs held sway. (Until then, feel free to use the expressions we just came up with ... unless you can come up with better ones of your own?)

· ANTIFACIAL (antifacial.blogspot.com - thanks Ben)

Going For The Burn

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 22 May 2008 11:40:28 EDT

We've repeatedly petitioned our gym to broaden our crosstraining experience and add fuckable personal trainers to their selection of exercise machines. Much to our dismay, they've repeatedly declined. It's really too bad, since we're certain a good fuck session would burn far more calories than our time on the treadmill. Thankfully, it seems that some gyms are more liberally minded than our own. We'll have to track this one down and join immediately.

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· Sport in the gym 2 (redtube.com)

Flesh Flicks: Call Waiting

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 15 May 2008 17:50:57 EDT

Those crazy young folks and their cellphones—they just won't put them down for anything! Kids today can't live without the newfangled mobile technology that allows them to stay connected to their BFFs no matter where they are or what they're up to. They'd probably even "text" in the shower if those things were waterproof! (Which they might be! We don't even know because we're so old and square!) As you'll see in this clip this particular girl hangs up on no one, since her phone can perform pretty much every function one could ever need to survive. There is one burning question left unanswered though: Does she have threeway calling?

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· "Japanese Phone Maniac" (RedTube)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

The Facial Money Shot: Yes or No?

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 05 May 2008 16:39:39 EDT

The facial cumshot is pretty much standard operating procedure in any porn movie, but what about in your real life? After all, you probably don't have a hired towel boy on standby and do you really want to wash those curtains again? Or ... maybe you just don't think that having a hot load of jizz splattered on your face is all that sexy. It's never quite the same as it is in the movies, but that doesn't mean that folks don't eat it up ... so to speak. Well, sex writing superduo Em and Lo wanted to find out the truth, so they asked people on the street to offer their opinion on the ultimate in your face moment. Watch the video and then tell us what you think. And because we suspect our female readers—we do have those right?—might poll slightly differently than the dudes, we're breaking the answers down along gender lines. So what's it gonna be? Spread the love or keep it to yourself?

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· Impertinent Question: What Do You Think of Facials? (dailybedpost.com, via nerve.com)

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· Thumb by 123cumshotporn.com via askjolene.com

Flesh Flicks: Hot And Cold

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 17:07:36 EDT

How's the weather where you are? It's chilly and rainy here, which is kind of disheartening after eight days or so of sunny and warm. Summer is almost, but not quite here and it seems to be delaying itself for some reason and that's making us a bit grumpy. Of course, we're still better off than this couple that has to wear scarves and mittens just to get busy at an outdoor rest stop. How fuzzily inconvenient! Hopefully, wherever they are now is toasty warm so that they can doff those bulky old coats and really heat things up. On the other hand, that post-facial snowball fight looks like it might be pretty fun. Boy, now we miss winter! Why can't it get here faster?!

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· "cold winter day" (RedTube)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Flesh Flicks: Raise Your Sails

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 18:05:32 EDT

Lesbians aren't the only ones who love to find adventure on the high seas: non-Sapphic pornstar types like it too! Is it the motion of the ocean or the smell of dead fish that makes people so randy? It's yet another mystery we may never find the answer to, because the secrets of water-borne arousal are just too complex to understand. Plus, we'll probably never be rich enough to own a boat.

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· "Sex on a boat" (Megarotic)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Porn Detective: The Not-So-Mysterious Case Of Katie Fey's Hardcore Doppleganger

Jonnobot — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 11:50:36 EDT

Since a big part of what we do here at Fleshbot involves looking at porn all day (o.k., it's pretty much all we do), it's natural that we frequently get emails from readers asking us to identify such-and-such a performer in an anonymous video clip or inform them whether a certain model they stumbled across has appeared in other venues. And as much as we'd love to claim we know everything there is to know about every single person who has ever taken his or her clothes off in the histories of various pornographic media ... well sometimes we just don't. (Still love us?)

Sometimes, however, things are almost too easy to figure out. After the jump, read how we cracked the case of non-hardcore model Katie Fey spooge-covered double without even having to refill our cup of coffee. If only our jobs were always so easy.

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Dear Fleshbot,
Katie Fey is one of my all-time favorite porn models, but I've never seen any hardcore photos of her.

Recently, while perusing some thumbnail galleries, I came across this "Real Girlfriends" page. What caught my eye was the photo of a pretty cum-covered girl at the bottom right. It's Katie Fey! With cum all over her face!

The photo's not identified as Katie Fey, but when you compare to other photos — like the ones here or here — it's pretty clear that's the same girl or her twin sister! Oh . . . pardon me for a moment while I shudder and tremble at the delicious thought of two Katie Feys.

But I get more excited at the thought of photos of Katie in sucking cock to the ultimate resolution all over her face. If this cum-covered girl is indeed Katie, can you put the awesome powers of Fleshbot to work figuring out where the rest of this photo set is? My libido will forever be in your debt.

Signed,
Desperate In DC

Dear Desperate,

We hate to break it to you, but as far as we've been able to determine Katie Fey hasn't done any hardcore material; given the fact that she's one of our favorite models too, we're sure we would've heard about it by now if she had.

There is, however, this clever piece of computer software you may have heard about: it's called Photoshop, and we've heard that some folks use to create convincing-looking photos of exactly the type that got you all hot and bothered. In fact, with a little bit of practice you can even learn to make them yourself!

So it looks like Katie's honor remains unbesmirched; sorry to break the bad news. The good news? With your own copy of Photoshop, you can besmirch her honor all you want.

Looking forward to seeing the fruits of your labor, we remain.

Faithfully yrs.,
xo Fleshbot

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Previously: Dysfunct's Fake Amateur Facials, How To: Make Your Own Facials, Celebrity JO Forums And Cumshot Pics: Where Sharing Is Caring, Got Cum?: Celebrity Cumshot Blog, Facial Forum, ArtiFacial

We were crushed when we realized that the...

Fleshbot — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:06:34 EDT

We were crushed when we realized that the headline "Robot masseur in Japan gives facials" was attached to a story about a new Japanese robot facial stimulation device and not, you know, robots giving facials. We're still disappointed that we don't have our jetpacks yet; does Yahoo have to rub it in that other things we're looking forward to haven't been invented yet either? (news.yahoo.com - thanks Ben)

Now that we've seen the cover for erotic...

Fleshbot — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 13:19:57 EDT

Now that we've seen the cover for erotic comic artist Drek's "Facial Cumshot Romance", can you blame us for wanting to see the rest of the story? We're dying to know whether it has a happy ending. (alchemicalwedding.com/arserotica, via highonsex.blogspot.com)

In Your Face!: Cumshot Megagallery

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 12:03:01 EDT

Like death and taxes, the facial money shot is an unavoidable signpost along life's long and twisting highway. Full of sound and fury, yet signifying something, this staple of the porn genre faithfully reminds us of the inevitable nature of all human endeavors—and also lets you know when the scene you happen to be watching is finally over. If this giant collection of photos chronicling this sticky pageant doesn't make you contemplate the inexorable march of time that ceaselessly brings us ever closer to our eventual fates, then you're a better person than us. You're also probably, you know ... normal.

· Cum Faces (bulletinboardforum.com)

Previously: Now You See Them (Covered In Splooge), Now You Don't, Flesh Flicks: Slow Motion Money Shots (Extended Remix),
The Money Shot Blog, How To: Make Your Own Facials, Money Shot Megagallery