But What About The Facials?

In a move that, well, we're mildly confused by, the Oregon House has passed a bill making it illegal to douse someone with semen, categorizing the act as a second degree sex abuse crime. More »

Sinnamon Love: Freaky, Or Freaking Fantastic?

We're not sure how we feel about Crush Object Sinnamon Love being called "freaky." Sure, she's got a wonderfully spankable ass, and loves to suck cock and rim, but is that really "freaky"? More »

Roxy Deville Looks Pretty In Pink... And With A Cock In Her Mouth

If there's one thing cuter than Roxy Deville's all pink outfit, it's gotta to be the look on her face when she's giving a blowjob. Okay, okay, her boobs are really cute, too. More »

Along with Megan Reece here, four out of five former dental hygienists who became pornstars agree: semen is better for your teeth than toothpaste. So from now on, remember to rinse before you swallow. (thenaughtyamerican.com)

Antifacial: Anywhere But There

Sure, few sexual activities can match the facial when it comes to showing how much you care (or at least how much you're willing to give or receive a faceful of splooge). But what about all those other poor cumshots directed at other parts of the body that don't have their own catchy and easily indexed name? The author behind this fledgling anonymous cumshot blog hopes to redress the pornic imbalance by presenting photos only of "HUGE CUMSHOTS ON THE BODY BUT NOT ON THE FACE (EXCEPTED THE CASES OF UNEXPECTED EXTRA HUGE SHOTS!)" Maybe someday we'll look on the shelves of our local porn shoppe and see whole sections devoted to Backals, Bellyals, and Titsciles where once a vast expanse of nothing but facial fetish DVDs held sway. (Until then, feel free to use the expressions we just came up with ... unless you can come up with better ones of your own?) More »

Going For The Burn

We've repeatedly petitioned our gym to broaden our crosstraining experience and add fuckable personal trainers to their selection of exercise machines. Much to our dismay, they've repeatedly declined. It's really too bad, since we're certain a good fuck session would burn far more calories than our time on the treadmill. Thankfully, it seems that some gyms are more liberally minded than our own. We'll have to track this one down and join immediately. More »

Flesh Flicks: Call Waiting

Those crazy young folks and their cellphones—they just won't put them down for anything! Kids today can't live without the newfangled mobile technology that allows them to stay connected to their BFFs no matter where they are or what they're up to. They'd probably even "text" in the shower if those things were waterproof! (Which they might be! We don't even know because we're so old and square!) As you'll see in this clip this particular girl hangs up on no one, since her phone can perform pretty much every function one could ever need to survive. There is one burning question left unanswered though: Does she have threeway calling? More »

The Facial Money Shot: Yes or No?

The facial cumshot is pretty much standard operating procedure in any porn movie, but what about in your real life? After all, you probably don't have a hired towel boy on standby and do you really want to wash those curtains again? Or ... maybe you just don't think that having a hot load of jizz splattered on your face is all that sexy. It's never quite the same as it is in the movies, but that doesn't mean that folks don't eat it up ... so to speak. Well, sex writing superduo Em and Lo wanted to find out the truth, so they asked people on the street to offer their opinion on the ultimate in your face moment. Watch the video and then tell us what you think. And because we suspect our female readers—we do have those right?—might poll slightly differently than the dudes, we're breaking the answers down along gender lines. So what's it gonna be? Spread the love or keep it to yourself? More »

Flesh Flicks: Hot And Cold

How's the weather where you are? It's chilly and rainy here, which is kind of disheartening after eight days or so of sunny and warm. Summer is almost, but not quite here and it seems to be delaying itself for some reason and that's making us a bit grumpy. Of course, we're still better off than this couple that has to wear scarves and mittens just to get busy at an outdoor rest stop. How fuzzily inconvenient! Hopefully, wherever they are now is toasty warm so that they can doff those bulky old coats and really heat things up. On the other hand, that post-facial snowball fight looks like it might be pretty fun. Boy, now we miss winter! Why can't it get here faster?! More »

Flesh Flicks: Raise Your Sails

Lesbians aren't the only ones who love to find adventure on the high seas: non-Sapphic pornstar types like it too! Is it the motion of the ocean or the smell of dead fish that makes people so randy? It's yet another mystery we may never find the answer to, because the secrets of water-borne arousal are just too complex to understand. Plus, we'll probably never be rich enough to own a boat.
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Porn Detective: The Not-So-Mysterious Case Of Katie Fey's Hardcore Doppleganger

Since a big part of what we do here at Fleshbot involves looking at porn all day (o.k., it's pretty much all we do), it's natural that we frequently get emails from readers asking us to identify such-and-such a performer in an anonymous video clip or inform them whether a certain model they stumbled across has appeared in other venues. And as much as we'd love to claim we know everything there is to know about every single person who has ever taken his or her clothes off in the histories of various pornographic media ... well sometimes we just don't. (Still love us?) More »

We were crushed when we realized that the headline "Robot masseur in Japan gives facials" was attached to a story about a new Japanese robot facial stimulation device and not, you know, robots giving facials. We're still disappointed that we don't have our jetpacks yet; does Yahoo have to rub it in that other things we're looking forward to haven't been invented yet either? (news.yahoo.com - thanks Ben)

Now that we've seen the cover for erotic comic artist Drek's "Facial Cumshot Romance", can you blame us for wanting to see the rest of the story? We're dying to know whether it has a happy ending. (alchemicalwedding.com/arserotica, via highonsex.blogspot.com)

In Your Face!: Cumshot Megagallery

Like death and taxes, the facial money shot is an unavoidable signpost along life's long and twisting highway. Full of sound and fury, yet signifying something, this staple of the porn genre faithfully reminds us of the inevitable nature of all human endeavors—and also lets you know when the scene you happen to be watching is finally over. If this giant collection of photos chronicling this sticky pageant doesn't make you contemplate the inexorable march of time that ceaselessly brings us ever closer to our eventual fates, then you're a better person than us. You're also probably, you know ... normal. More »