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Beach Blanket Bingo With Sophie Howard And Eva Wyrwal

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 14 May 2008 12:20:14 EDT

We've complained about this before, but ... when the heck is summer going to start? Every time we think that the sunny days are finally here to stay, some stupid cold front moves through and we're bundled up under the covers. Nuts apparently feels our pain this week, because they've brought us a true taste of why we're so impatient for summer to get here: hot chicks on the beach. And they even went above and beyond their call of duty by bringing two of our favorite crush objects (and their wet, tanned and naked breasts) together at last. Just knowing that Sophie Howard and Eva Wyrwal are BBFFL (= Best Beach Friends For Life) makes us feel as warm as if we were lounging in the hot sun and sand with them right now! Which we're not. Why couldn't they build the internet closer to the ocean?

· NUTS 50 Sexiest Beach Snaps Featuring Eve Wyrwal (dailypoa.com)

Meet Sammy Braddy: Our Latest Big Boob Obsession

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 11:26:05 EST

So what's so special about Nuts magazine's "Big Boob Special"? After all, big boobs are pretty much their entire raison d'être, so publishing a layout of top heavy topless babes that includes usual suspects Lucy Pinder, Eve Wyrwal, and Lindsey Anne Strutt wouldn't normally merit much fanfare. What makes this one unique is that it wasn't those regulars that caught our eye, but the newest edition to their roster, Sammy Braddy. This isn;tt her first time in the nude (she's got some Page 3-style antics under her belt), but now that we've been formally introduced she definitely has our rapt attention. Here's hoping that like those who came before her, she becomes completely overexposed. In the good way.

· NUTS Giant Boobs Special (dailypoa.com)
· Star Babes :: Sammy Braddy (dailystar.co.uk)
· Sammy Braddy - Miss Maxim (maxim.co.uk)
· Sammy Braddy on MySpace (myspace.com)

You Say Eve, We Say Iga. Will She Just Take The Whole Thing Off?

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 14:29:25 EST

We're still not completely sure what we're supposed to call her, but we do know that we still can't get enough of the topless phenomenon that is Eve "Iga" Wyrwal. Obviously, the rest of the planet can't either as this month's Front magazine cover features what one of our lovely commenters refers to as , "the prettiest titties in the whole wide world." Front helpfully provides a preview of the issue and some nice wallpapers of "your new favourite girl" on their Flickr account and while we don't like to brag, she's been one of our favourites (with a U, even) since back when we still thought she was two different people. A little multiple personality disorder never hurt anyone ,did it?

· EVE - your new favourite girl (Flickr)

Previously: Lies Make Porn Bloggers Cry: Will The Real Iga Please Stand Up?Meet Eve Wyrwal: Britain's Newest Export Import, All About Iga

We don't think we've ever seen these pictures...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:05:41 EST

We don't think we've ever seen these pictures of Iga/Eve Wyrwral before, but then again we get so dizzy looking at her that it's easy to get confused. Uh, what day is it again? (dailypoa.com)

Sophie Howard Is Just Messing With Our Heads Now

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 11:34:59 EST

It's always a delight to wake up in the morning and and find one of our favorite crush objects stuffing our inbox with delicious treats, like Sophie Howard did today. She probably didn't send us the email that tipped us off to these two (two!) fantastic lad mag spreads, but we like to imagine that she takes a personal interest in our well-being. She does these shoots for us, you know, so she understands how happy it make us when she brings along friends, like other model favorites Kitty Lea and ... who's this? Eva Wyrwal? That's now the third incarnation of the mysterious Polish babe who is driving us so crazy with her multiple identities that we might develop a psychic break of our own. Sophie, if you can hear us, get that girl a name tag and force her to wear it. Our daydreams about the two of you catfighting over us are getting way too complicated.

· Malene, Eve, And Sophie Topless In Loaded + Sophie Howard & Kitty Lea Topless In NUTS (dailypoa.com)

The omnipresent Iga, who we last saw as...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 14:06:48 EST

The omnipresent Iga, who we last saw as "Eve", is now apparently Iga again and has been singled out by Playboy as a sexy Girl Next Door—which she totally is if you happen to live next door to a babe factory in Poland. (hottystop.com)

Lies Make Porn Bloggers Cry: Will The Real Iga Please Stand Up?

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 11:50:26 EDT

People like to believe that bloggers—especially those who write about sex and porn all the time—are cynical, jaded people. But not us. Despite being on this thing called the internets for many years, we've managed to hold on to our optimism and our faith in the general goodness of humanity. Sure, there's a lot of biliousness out there, but we still believe that deep down most online folk are kind and trustworthy. So imagine our dismay to wake up this morning and find that someone on the World Wide Web may not have been completely honest with us!

First, there was possibility that a porn scene featuring nameless actors who barely speak may have been improperly labeled as to its country of origin. Shocking, if true! But the more egregious crime may be that someone in the adult industry is operating under an assumed name: an email tipster writes to say that our new Crush Object Eve Wyrwal may actually be our old Crush Object and babelog regular Iga. Impossible, you say? Well, add a flashy new haircut and remove a beauty mark from her left cheek and the resemblance is uncanny. Although, why she would change her already memorable nom du babelog to the completely common Eve may be the biggest mystery of all.

Obviously, we're quite shaken by this latest turn of events and it may take us awhile to fully recover from this dastardly betrayal. Internet porn is founded on trust, people! If we can't believe in the faceless anonymous perverts who provide us with our endless supply of free fapping material, well ... then we're not sure if we believe in anything anymore.

· See more Iga/Eve @ Bust Legends (busty-legends.com)

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Previously: Meet Eve Wyrwal: Britain's Newest Export Import, All About Iga, Flesh Flicks: Indian Porn Is Comfortably Familiar

Meet Eve Wyrwal: Britain's Newest Export Import

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 15:06:56 EDT

We're certainly guilty of putting a lot of time and energy into chronicling the comings and goings of big breasted British babes—to the point where more than one reader has assumed we must live in London. But in our defense ... there are a lot of them to keep track of; our friends in the UK do seem to have cornered the market. But what if one of our go-to lad mags published photos of one of these birds and it turned out that (gasp!) she's not even British?

Nuts' newcomer Eve Wyrwal definitely looks the part of a dark-haired totty princess, but it turns out that the 18-year-old bombshell is actually from Poland. Beyond that and her bra size (36DD, since you asked), we know little else about her and shame on Nuts for not giving us a little personal detail to work. Ok, that's a bit selfish since they did introduce Eve to us in the first place, so as long as they keep bringing her back we promise to learn at least one or two non-English words in order to make her feel welcome. So does anyone know how to say "shag" in Polish?

· New girl Eve (nuts.co.uk)