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    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Radeo Radeo. #babelogs more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Ariel Rebel: always on the go When she's on the prowl It's "go, cat, go!" #arielrebel more »
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    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: She's blown up my Parliament. #sophiereade more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: First scene to be in POV format, The Sloan Bone. #sarahvandella more »
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    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Putting the poon in puño. #fisting more »
  • #wtf

    Marilyn Chambers's Last Movie: An All Dog Porno

    Upon the news of Marilyn Chambers's death, we wondered how the legendary pornstar had spent her last few months. Well, now we know: for her final role, Marilyn voiced the lead in an all dog porno. More »
  • #hardcore

    “Smoking Hot Ganzongas” Go Down Easy On A Monday Morning

    It's been a while since our favorite "webslinger" sent us snaps of smoking hot women he's nailed—so when we got this disc over the weekend, we couldn't wait to share his latest exploits with you. More »
  • #burningquestions

    If Kanye West Were A Pornstar, What Kind Would He Be?

    In recent interview, Kanye West discussed the possibility of producing a softcore porno—and mentioned that he's not above performing in porn himself. So we're wondering: if Kanye were a pornstar, what kind would he be? More »
  • #hardcore

    Evan Screws Everyone, Smoking Hot Asians Edition

    Another week briskly marches past us into a brave new year, and to our utter amazement Evan Seinfeld unveils yet another “smoking hot” movie, presumably with all scenes culled from his Rock Star Pimp site —by theme. More »
  • #hardcore

    Rockstar Pimp Smokes Some Hot Asses

    You may not have ever heard of the Spyders, but we're certain that you've heard of Tera Patrick. Well, one day soon, her husband may be the one hogging the spotlight. More »
  • #hardcore

    "Smoking Hot Latinas": What's In A Title?

    Biohazard front man Evan Seinfeld is arguably a man of many talents. In addition to creating some of the hardest teen angst music of my childhood, and the seminal rock rap anthem of high school senior year, he also appeared as a recurring character in the HBO prison drama, "Oz." Since those days, he’s moved on to a different field, marrying the reigning queen of porn, Tera Patrick and—for those of you just tuning in—launching a joint porno production company. We here at Fleshbot HQ watched Tera and her ink scrawled hubby as they took their first shaky steps; impure hopes quivering in our dirty little hearts. After a shaky start, it seems that the pair have finally made good on their promise of being the crossover couple of the decade. More »
  • #publicserviceannouncement

    Tera Patrick Is Restricted To Adults (And Aren't You Glad You're An Adult?)

    Observant porn surfers may have noticed a little RTA graphic that has been appearing on the landing page of many adult websites over the past several months—including this one. If you haven't figured it out already, it stands for "Restricted to Adults" and it's part of a seld-policing Porn Valley-backed campaign to help keep kids from looking at material they're not supposed to. The program has already attracted the support of stars like Stormy Daniels, and now Tera Patrick and her husband and Evan Seinfeld have made a PSA explaining why dirtpipe milkshakes shouldn't be a part of a kid's balanced breakfast. Check it out after the jump. It's one of the few times we can legitimately ask "But what about the children?" without being snarky about it. More »
  • #celebrity

    Evan Seinfeld, Rock Star Pimp

    While he's certainly not the only rock star turned pornstar (Hi, Gene!), and we wouldn't really consider him the first celebrity pornstar (aren't all pornstars celebrities?), but we're still excited about the debut of Evan Seinfeld, a.k.a. Spyder Jonze, a.k.a. Mr. Tera Patrick's porn site, Rock Star Pimp. For one thing, it's just cool to see someone cross from mainstream celebrity into porn celebrity rather than the other way around. For another, the site features hardcore scenes with likes of Rebecca Linares, Teagan Presley, and (obviously) Tera Patrick. Oh, and we guess Evan is probably in there, too! More »
  • #avn2008

    2008 AVN Awards Red Carpet: And the Line Goes On Forever

    200 people (and one Lorax) walked the AVN Awards red carpet last Saturday night, and the line of porn stars and their co-walkers lengthened down the hallways of Mandalay Bay for more than three hours. Altogether it was an orderly group, and we can tell you from personal experience that it was the press photographers who were the least well-behaved. Here we see a load of starlets (that is their official collective term) getting ready for the carpet media gauntlet, which ran from Dave Navarro at one end to Robin Leach at the other, mercifully passing through Playboy interviewer Casey Parker in the middle. See more snaps after the gap. More »
  • #avn2008

    Porn Vegas Dispatch: Tera's Anniversary

    It was four years ago today, on a similar piece of Las Vegas carpeting, that Tera Patrick and Evan Seinfeld got married Here the coule get some last-minute Expo survival skills from their personal trainer, Rebecca. More »
  • #avn2008

    2008 AVN Awards Nominees: Let the Glamour Begin!

    AVN announced the nominees for its 2008 awards today with several new categories, including the Jenna Jameson Crossover Star of the Year trophy (pitting husband and wife Evan Seinfeld and Tera Patrick against each other!) as well as new(er)standbys like the Unsung Starlet award, which honors women who don't employ a publicist. This is why both Gianna and Gianna Lynn are nominated. More »
  • #dvdreview

    Sasha Grey In "Broken"

    "Broken", the directorial debut of Dave Navarro (better known as Los Angeles' Official Guitar Player) opens with Sasha Grey on the bathroom floor, sobbing and masturbating. She is left-handed. Why does she choose to lose moisture from both halves of her body at the same time? She's Broken.
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  • #popshots

    Popshots of the Week: Erotica L.A. Edition

    As you know, our exhaustive coverage of Erotica L.A. last weekend was comprehensive and thought-provoking without seeming to be about another event entirely. (Don't worry: we'll use "resounding success" and "overwhelming" when Gawker Media holds its shareholders meeting in July.) More »
  • #eroticala

    Tera Patrick And Evan Seinfeld: Power Couple

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