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Relish The Holy Union Of Lucy Pinder And Eva Wyrwal

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:30:01 EST

Why haven't these two ever done a shoot together before? They're both better endowed than the Ivy Leagues, you'd think someone would've suggested this sooner.

We're awfully fortunate to have a magazine like Nuts put two and two (boobs) together and give us something like this. Where else can you find Eva Wyrwal and Lucy Pinder using each other's hands as (not very effective) bras?

· Lucy Pinder, Eva Wyrwal Topless for Nuts (nsfwpoa.com)

Imagine It, Five Ladies On Your Nuts

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:30:01 EST

Ok, well, maybe not on your nuts, actually. Actually, Nuts Magazine will be displaying the girls. In the long run, that's probably for the better.

Personally, we can't imagine handling Eva Wyrwal, Peta Todd, Lindsey Strutt, Kitty Lea and Emily all at the same time. If you can, you should probably notify a talent agency, set-up the camera, and write out your Last Will and Testament (just in case). The rest of us can just enjoy this video.

· Five Nuts Babes get Topless (boobieblog.com)

Nuts Magazine Deems 2009 Over, Proves It With Boobs

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:30:01 EDT

It's not even Halloween, and Nuts has already come out with the Sexiest Naked Pics of 2009. How audacious! Let's debate this by looking at nude British women.

Isn't there still time for sexy pictures? We've still got November and December to look forward to, but it's possible the babes get the holidays off. How will we survive the cold months ahead? Who will provide Sexy Thanksgiving Photos? What about the Topless Dreidel Contest we were planning for Hanukah?

Thanks a lot, Nuts.

Photos via Daily Pieces of Ass (dailypoa.com)

Leah Francis (dailypoa.com)
Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Danielle Lloyd (dailypoa.com)
Emma Glover (dailypoa.com)
Eva Wyrwal (dailypoa.com)
Kitty Lea (dailypoa.com)
Lindsey Strutt (dailypoa.com)
Lucy Pinder (dailypoa.com)
Peta Todd (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones (dailypoa.com)
Sophie Howard (dailypoa.com)

Nuts Offers Tribute To The Best Boobs In Town

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 14:00:00 EDT

In a highly unforeseen move, Nuts has devoted an entire photo spread to what they're calling "utterly brilliant boobs." What will those crazy kids do next—devote a whole issue to the joys of the naked female form?

Utterly Brilliant Boobs! (dailypoa.com)
Utterly Brilliant Boobs! (dailypoa.com)
Utterly Brilliant Boobs! (dailypoa.com)
Utterly Brilliant Boobs! (dailypoa.com)
Utterly Brilliant Boobs! (dailypoa.com)
Utterly Brilliant Boobs! (dailypoa.com)
Utterly Brilliant Boobs! (dailypoa.com)
Utterly Brilliant Boobs! (dailypoa.com)
Utterly Brilliant Boobs! (dailypoa.com)
Utterly Brilliant Boobs! (dailypoa.com)
Utterly Brilliant Boobs! (dailypoa.com)

Nuts Shocks Us All With More Naked Babes

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 12:30:01 EDT

In a wholly unexpected move, the editors of Nuts decided to jampack their latest issue full of hot naked totty. We know, we're just as shocked as you are. What next...girls touching each other?

Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)

Eva Wyrwal, Busty Blonde Boobologist

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Boobologist Eva Wyrwal (Britain's #1 big-boobed blonde—despite her Polish roots) is here to answer some pressing questions. Like, are Polish boobs the best boobs ever? And who would win in a topless fight: big-boobed blondes or big-boobed brunettes?

And, to help with our research, she's offering up her own boobs as, ahem, specimens. Very nice, Ms. Wyrwal. Very nice.

Eva Wyrwal (dailypoa.com)
Eva Wyrwal (dailypoa.com)
Eva Wyrwal (dailypoa.com)

(Almost) Endless Eva Wyrwal

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 04 May 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Because there's no such thing as too many topless pictures of Eva Wyrwal, Nuts presents "100 Pictures of Eva." For your consideration, we've pulled a handful—but it's really worth viewing the collection in full.

· 100 Pictures of Eva (nuts.co.uk)

Rosie And Eva Step Into Summer

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 14:30:01 EDT

The recent heat wave took us by surprise, but it looks like Rosie and Eva were totally prepared for the warming weather. They even had their summer outfits all picked out and ready to go!

Though, come to think of it, their summer outfits are a lot like their spring outfits, which don't differ too much from their winter get ups either. Perhaps we should take some fashion inspiration from these girls—we'd certainly be saving money on clothes!

· Eva Wyrwal and Rosie Jones Topless in Nuts (boobieblog.com)

It's A Good Old Fashioned Boob-Off!

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 14:00:00 EDT

There are two things in this world that we can never get enough of: boobs and voting. Lucky for us, Nuts Magazine has combined our two loves with their "Best Boobs of Britain" poll.

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Who will win? Will it be current frontrunner Rosie Jones? The mysterious—yeah strangely familiar—"Kitty Leah"? Samantha Kellett? The choice, dear reader, is in your hands. Vote now: the fate of the free world('s boobs) hangs in the balance.

· Simply the Best: Big Boob Babes (nuts.co.uk)

The View From Below: Underboobs For Everyone!

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 16:00:00 EST

If we had to pick our favoritest boob part, it would have to be the underboob. Nipples are nice, and cleavage is forever, but the curve of the underboob is just too delicious to be ignored.

There's also the fact that—no matter the size or shape of her breasts—pretty much every girl has a beautiful underboob. From double A to double D (and then some), underboobs are seductive, irresistible, amazing... really, we just can't sing their praises enough. So instead of us trying to think of more ways to praise the wonderful underboob, why don't we all just look at some underboob shots.

Keeley Hazell (dailypoa.com)

Kari Sweets (karisweets.com)

Karla Spice (babesmachine.com)

Chantelle Fontain (babeupdate.com)

Alexis (100bucksbabes.com)

Tindra (onlytease.com)

Eva Wyrwal (nextbabes.com)

Natalie Sparks (prissypays.com)

Daria (suicidegirls.com)

Hailie (boobstudy.com)

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Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

Britain's Boobiest Babes Bless Us With Their Bountiful Bosoms

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 11:30:01 EST

Given the ever increasing size of British boobs, the thought of encountering a collection of Britain's boobiest babes feels a bit, well, daunting. How will we ever be able to handle all the boobage?

By breathing deeply and taking them all in two at a time, we guess.

· Eva Wyrwal Presents Britain's Boobiest Babes (dailypoa.com)

Our Two Favorite Things: Gummies And Boobs

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 13:15:00 EST

Nuts (nuts.co.uk)

Naughty By Nature

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 17:15:00 EST

Eva Wyrwal (nextbabes.com)

Nuts Babes Share "True" Sex Confessions

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 15:30:01 EST

Astute lad mag readers should be well aware that the "interviews" contained within those boob-filled pages are usually about as factual as a Playboy Bunny's bio. But this latest issue has us wanting to believe.

Sure, we know it was probably dreamed up by some sex-starved copyeditor, but we just can't stop thinking about Sophie Howard dressed up like a nun, pinned against a wall, and having her way with a bunch of sexy Nuts girls. And don't even get us started on the antics of some of her friends...

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· Sophie Howard Presents Sex Confessions (boobieblog.com)

Loaded Gives Us Two Topless Girls... And Chanelle

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 10:30:00 EST

Not that we're complaining—not really, anyway—since Eva and Lindsey are hot enough (and topless enough!) to make up for any nudity tease on Chanelle's part.

But it chaps our caboose to see Chanelle repeatedly getting away with these "topless" shenanigans, getting cred she doesn't deserve, while taking away the spotlight from other hardworking, actually topless models.

Hmmm... if only there were a way to battle Chanelle's trickery, while also gaining the chance to win some free porn... oh wait, there is! (And in the meantime, enjoy the photos from the shoot.)

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· Lindsey, Chanelle, & Eve Topless For Loaded Mag 02/09 (dailypoa.com)

It's A Very Naked Christmas At Nuts

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 11:30:10 EST

Christmas is only fifteen days away, and we know exactly what we want this year: lots of naked babes!

Thankfully, Santa—or at least Nuts—is more than happy to oblige. Join Danielle, Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, and Rosie as they teach us all the true meaning of Christmas. Who needs a Red Ryder BB gun when the babes are on the loose?

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· Danielle Lloyd and Friends Naked For Christmas For NUTS (dailypoa.com)

Eva Wyrwal Brings Us Back To The Beach... Topless Style

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 11:30:05 EST

We're not sure how we feel about the seeming abundance of "topless girl in a warm environment" pictures we've been seeing lately. Given how incredibly cold it is in New York City right now, it seems downright cruel to taunt us with images of busty babes frolicking on the beach. On the other hand, Eva Wyrwal topless. Nuff said, right? Pictures after the jump.

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· Busty Eva Wyrwal Topless At Beach For CKM - 12/08

Nuts 2009 Desktop Calendar: One Calendar To Disrobe Them All

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 11:30:05 EST

Sure, you could settle for a calendar with just Gemma Atkinson or just Eva Wyrwal or just Lucy Pinder... or you could get the Nuts 2009 desktop calendar, which has all three of those lovelies (and quite a few more!). Alternately, you could buy all the solo babe calendars and the Nuts desktop calendar and, we dunno, use the pages to wallpaper your house. (Though if you can afford to do that, perhaps you'd like to make a donation to the Fleshbot calendar fund? Every dollar you donate brings us a dollar closer to owning every topless calendar ever printed.)

· Nuts 2009 Topless Desktop Calendar (dailypoa.com)

Say Hello To The Babes Of 2008

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 12:30:00 EDT

If there's one thing we can count on, it's that there will always be a brand new selection of babes ready and willing to take off their tops... and magazines that are ready and willing to publish their pictures. The latest issue of Nuts pays tribute to some of the hottest rookies of the lad mag model world, with Rosie, Kaylee, and Hannah here to prove that experience isn't the only thing that matters. Of course, new doesn't always mean improved—as evidenced by the inclusion of the not-so-new (yet extremely appreciated) Eva Wyrwal.

· Nuts New Babes 2008 (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

2009 Babe Calendar Preview: Everybody Into The Pool!

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 14:25:28 EDT

Do you remember how back when you were a kid no one put up their Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving? And then suddenly you found yourself spending your Labor Day weekend shopping for pine trees? That's how we feel about calendars from the future creeping into our peaceful summer idyll. Of course, however, it's never to soon to think about the starting roster of lad mag all-stars posing nude for their 2009 New Year's gifts. Yes, they all have one: Lucy, Lindsey, Eva, Kitty ... everyone's getting in on the action this/next year. We may be grumpy old fogeys obsessed with tradition, but we are a little less grumpy today.

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· Nuts Mags Sexiest Calendars of 2009 (dailypoa.com)

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Previously: 2009 Nude Calendars Are Like Christmas In July