And Juliland has the pictures to prove it. They've also demonstrated their savvy and understanding of Eva by naming her Jgrrl or the month. (If they hadn't, they'd have Fleshbot to answer to. You can be sure of that.)

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Flight Attendants

Studio: X-Play/Adam & Eve
Director: Will Ryder
Cast: Kayden Kross, Evan Stone, Hillary Scott, Teagan Presley, Sunny Lane, Eva Angelina, Misty Stone, Shyla Stylez, Kacey Jordan, Lexi Love, Michelle Maylene, Randy Spears, James Bartholet, Eric John, Jack Lawrence, Eric Swiss, Thomas Ward, Brad Hardy, Kenzi Marie, Chastity Lynn, Farrah Foxx, Dino Bravo, Barry Scott

Review by: Gram Ponante

X-Play's newest film (following last week's "Monday Night Football") continues the company's diversification into porn comedies that aren't based on a particular show. This one draws broadly from "Airplane!" with a healthy dose of Jim Holliday's ensemble pornos of the 90's (Holliday gets namechecked in the movie) as well as Digital Playground's recent successes in occupational porn, "Cheerleaders," "Babysitters," "Nurses," and "Teachers."

A co-production with Adam & Eve like last year's Zero Tolerance/A&E matchup "Rollerdollz," "Flight Attendants" tries so hard to please that it collapses with the effort. Such a large cast means not enough room for everyone to shine, and the story is so needlessly convoluted that you will actually become stupider while watching it.

Q. But Grams, surely you're not saying that you would fault a porn movie for a poorly-executed story. Isn't sex all that matters?
A. While sex is all that matters, at least at this point in our lives, you should probably just buy ten copies of "Flight Attendants," watch each one, and feel your IQ drop by ten points each time. Then you will be this movie's target audience, and will support X-Play's future filmic endeavors.

Multiple uses of flashbacks and dream sequences are neither effective nor funny, the theme song is grating, and the numerous gay and black/urban poor jokes made by and at the expense of performer James Bartholet and openly black performer Misty Stone try too hard to be outrageous and fall flat. It was often amazing how "Flight Attendants" made two subjects that are normally hilarious - race and sexual orientation - unfunny while trying to be "broad."

Speaking of broad, let's talk about the sex.

X-Play has assembled an all-star cast and we slog through way too much plot before any cast members commence to fucking. While there are standout scenes between Shyla Stylez and Randy Spears, the newly-returned Hillary Scott and Barry Scott (no relation), and Kayden Kross and Evan Stone, we don't see nearly enough of Sunny Lane, Eva Angelina, Teagan Presley, or Lexi Love. And, in an industry where people don't need much of an excuse to have sex, "Flight Attendants" manages to strain credulity.

I think X-Play in particular and parodies in general need to take a vacation.

We know the recent difficulty of making money in porn, and part of the current marketing strategy involves having numerous products on the shelves. X-Play is also playing two sides of the field by releasing movies through distributors Adam & Eve as well as Hustler. But it seems that a company that can make such note-perfect parodies like "Not Married with Children" and "Not the Cosby Show" may have extended its reach this time; "Flight Attendants" did not need to be bad.

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How did Eva feel about being away from porn? Has motherhood changed her fuck style? And what about her new company, skinworXXX? These questions—and more!—answered in our interview, above.

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Though all the girls featured in "Deviance" put forth excellent performances, it's very clear that Eva Angelina is the real star of the show (as well she should be). Appearing in four of the six scenes, Eva takes on Mr. Marcus (in all three holes!), joins Lexi Belle in a threeway with Tommy Gunn, gets doubled teamed (and DPed) by Ben English and Marco Banderas, and heads up an all-girl free for all with Teagan Presley, Sunny Leone, and Alexis Texas. We're exhausted just writing that up—we can't imagine what it must have been like for Eva to actually do it.

The two non-Eva scenes are also quite strong, with Kagney Linn Karter and James Deen enjoying each other in what appear to be the hallway of an abandoned warehouse and Shawna Lenee going after Mick Blue and Jerry (at the same time!). But really, we gotta say...its Eva who steals our heart.

Difficult as it was to wait for Eva during her months away from porn, "Deviance" is proof positive that the wait was worth it. And if this is Eva getting her feet wet, well...we can't wait for "Evalutionary."

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All the major studios will be sending contract girls to work the crowds at Edison's New Jersey Expo Center, including Wicked's Mikayla Mendez, Vivid's Savanna Samson, and Adam & Eve's Kayden Kross, as well as dozen of famous names (Sasha Grey, Joanna Angel, Eva Angelina, Kylie Ireland, Amy Fisher) and dozens more of intriguingly unfamiliar ones (such as Cherokee D'Ass—please, someone, take me to the Ass region of France, for I intend to retire there).

And for those feeling nostalgic, the Legends of Exxxotica booth with also be featuring retired-but-not-forgotten stars from the past few decades, including Seka, Christy Canyon, and Heather Hunter (as well as some still working legends like Lisa Ann and Mr. Marcus).

Exxxotica NY takes place the weekend of September 25-27, and tickets range from $50 for a day pass to $125 for all three days. The latter translates to 31 cents per star sighting.

The steam-gathering Exxxotica shows, which began in Miami and which rival the dingy Adultcon for #2 status behind January's Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, are both well-attended and professionally run.

Seminars include multiple session from Fleshbot Friend Jamye Waxman (including one about blowjobs) as well as Monstar's social networking wrapup and the compelling Swinging for Single Guys by Todd and Elena Crawford. I expect the latter to be especially packed with note takers. I mean, it's a cheap date.

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But you don't have to take our word it: the trailer, above, should be more than enough to convince you that Eva is back with a vengeance.

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Or maybe even Sammie? As far as we can tell, her bitching is making everyone moan—and that's just the way we like it.

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But you don't have to take our word for it: the trailer for "Deviance" (Eva's comeback feature) has just been released. Take some time to thoroughly examine it...and then you tell us if you're not feeling a sudden urge to declare your devotion to the one and only Eva.

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Some of the 12 scenes in this compilation, let's face it, feature women who don't need the glasses they're wearing. Furthermore, I feel that a woman who needs her bifocals to fuck might be too remedial for my worldly, sadder but wiser sensibilities.

Still, from a purely fetish point of view, stick a pair of glasses on Memphis Monroe or Alicia Alighatti or—and this actually occurs in nature—Eva Angelina and you suddenly have a smart girl who wants to fuck you.

The specs are mostly incidental in this movie, mostly peered over the top of as fellatio is administered, rarely covered in ropey volleys, but they're there, and at least seem more pornographically iconic than a compilation disc of women getting fucked in tricorner hats.

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Eva has just signed an exclusive contract with skinworXXX, her comeback film, "Deviance: Eva Angelina," will feature her first boy-girl scenes since her hiatus. But wait, there's more: Eva's not just a skinworXXX contract star, she's also an executive producer and co-owner, along with fellow contract star Teagan Presley (who, yes, is still only doing girl-girl scenes).

In celebration of this momentous occasion, skinworXXX is giving you—yes, you—free porn. Specifically, a thirty minute clip of Eva and Teagan going at it (it's called "Cumbacks: Eva Angelina and Teagan Presley," cause, you know, they're clever like that). The streaming clip is available at SunGoddessXXX.com and DevianceXXX.com—though, fair warning, when we tried to see it, it took forever to load.

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Eva's first post-pregnancy porn scene was not shot for a DVD or a subscription website—no, Eva's return is showcased on Teagan Presley's AdultBluReview, where she offers up a very naughty review of skinworXXX's "Sun Goddess: Malibu," complete with a very sexy masturbation scene all of her own (see our clip at left).

From what we can tell, the absence from the industry hasn't hurt Eva one bit—if anything, it's just made us all the fonder of her sexy stylings. We're hoping that it won't be long before she gets back into doing hardcore scenes... but just knowing that she's back is enough to make our day.

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And given the sheer beauty of Irish (and part Irish) girls, we find that that one thing alone is enough to counter all the drunken, nasty pinchiness. We'd gladly down pint after pint of green beer if it meant the chance to share a shamrock shake with one of these lovelies (okay, make that two things we like about St. Patrick's Day).

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The classic porn company VCX has released a trunkful of Golden Age titles, including "The Second Coming of Eva," a delightful 1975 romp in which redhead Eva (Swedish Penthouse Pet Brigitte Maier) sheds whatever thin pretense of innocence she once had at a randy sham boarding school where the sideburns are as long as the pubes.

Meanwhile, at the dawn of the next century, the not-so-innocent (after all, she's a mom now) Eva Angelina stars in a series of vignettes directed by Jonni Darkko in which the thick, bespectacled, and xup-besotted Latina takes all comers in whatever entrance is currently available.

Of course, nothing connects these two movies other than the name and the fact they arrived at Fleshbot West in the same month, but it is interesting to see the tradeoffs porn has made through the years.

I, for example, would have liked to have seen much more of Brigitte Maier, but I was genuinely charmed by the sense of fun in "Second Coming."

And as for Eva Angelina, well, she's so winning in person that I think a movie would sell even if she kept her clothes on a moment longer. Sure today's Eva can deliver in one minute what it took the old "Eva" a popshot-free movie to get around to, so I guess what disappeared in the past three decades is the free time to wait for it.

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What we should have done was invite the lovely Eva Angelina into the shower with us, and then, well... let Eva take things from there. Yeah, after watching this video, we're pretty sure that would have put an extra bit of spring in our step (though, come to think of it, it also might have made us way, way less productive.).

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True, it may be a few months (at least) before we get the chance to see some fresh Eva content, so until then, we'll be reliving the memories through her very vast archive. Remember that time when Eva got fucked? Man, that was magical.

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Round One Roundup:
Belladonna vs. Sasha Grey
Gianna Michaels vs. Alexis Texas
Joanna Angel vs. Dana DeArmond
Faye Valentine vs. Penny Flame
Ava Devine vs. Ava Rose
Jenna Haze vs. Jesse Jane
Mika Tan vs. Stoya
Bree Olson vs. Eva Angelina