Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel has a fresh gallery from her latest international excursion with James Deen, and frankly, we're a tad jealous. Not that we have French-envy or anything—we're 100% American through and through—but how are we supposed to talk about how rad the Louvre was when there's a full-length porn about having sex around France to compete with?

· More photos and the trailer for "Joanna Angel and James Deen's European Vacation" at XOXOJoannaAngel (xoxojoannaangel.com)

Street Walkers

Studio: Daring!
Director: Macondo
Cast: Melissa Black, George Uhl, Ian Scott,Priva, Mahe, Megane, Sarah, Oliver, Cage, J.J.

Review by: Gram Ponante

From the soulful Simply Red-esque synths backing up the main menu, I knew that this streetwalker movie wouldn't be a feel-good hooker with a heart of gold flick or a character study of an irrepressible pixie who makes men feel better about themselves via her body's shameless, sex-positive conduits. No, I knew there was something graver at work.

Jan just got back to Prague and he calls his friends, telling each one that tomorrow night they are to search for some bitches. They find Priva, looking way too good for the corner she's standing on (this is something people need to know about Prague).

She agrees to do Jan and his friend for 150 euros. They get back to Jan's apartment and are hardly in the door before she takes them both on, not even bothering to take off her top.

Because she liked them so much she fucked them without condoms, it is easy to see why afterward she massages their semen into her buttocks.

But Jan is insatiable. All he wants to do during his time in Prague is fuck hookers with buddies. Ivana comes next; she charges 200 euros (I think it's because she's blonde).

The next day, his experiences having been so good and his desire to bond with his amigos over hookers so strong, Jan brings two other dudes with him to pick up a third street walker (Mahe, my favorite), who charges them 300 euros.

But by now, a sort of Paula Cole-ish "Party of Five" soundtrack is playing, leading this viewer to believe that the pathos implied by the DVD Menu has evaporated, or that director Macondo was just going through his music library looking for tracks that fit the scene length. Shocking.

Jan takes a break but then gets right back on it.

"I haven't fucked for two days," he says. "I'm full of sperm."

Two guys this time. She makes a deal for 100 euros (so there goers my Blonde Is More Expensive theory).

At the end of the week Jan is exhausted. He has been drinking all night and a hooker familiar to him really gives him a hard sell. Despite wheedling her down to 100 euros and extracting promises from her that she will massage him and make him coffee, Jan still appears sluggardly and ungrateful. But he eventually musters some enthusiasm.

The gritty, rain-washed streets of Prague are beautiful, as are the hookers gritty, rain-washed, and beautiful. It was a let down to discover that the movie didn't actually have the plot the music suggested, but it was still an excellent travelogue.

"Street Walkers" provides a fantastical portrait of securing hookers: they're never as pretty and they never let three dudes ride them bareback. At least there wasn't any kissing; that would have been a dealbreaker.

And I don't know if the recent economic downturn has affected prostie prices, but the 850 euros Jan and friends spent converts to about $1100. Not a bad bargain. You can't get a tray of appetizers at the Grand Lux for that little, much less a hooker.

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· Pool party turns into a dp party! (PornHub)

Which is why we both understand and are a little perplexed by the title of this, her showcase title. On the one hand, "Cindy Hope Is Fresh On Cock" conveys both her novelty and raw sexual appeal. On the other hand ... well, surely we're not the only ones who think it sounds really awkward, almost like it was translated from the Bulgarian or something. Who uses the expression "Fresh on Cock" (or anything else) anyway?

But we digress. The film features Cindy and her costars Anita Pearl, Simony Diamond, and Cassy in epic Euro-style fucking action—which is not entirely unlike American-style fucking action, except that it seems harder and more epic since they are measured using the metric system.

According to Mr. Clark, "This is her very first movie ... She told me she wanted to do it with class, and without anal. I said to her, 'Your wish will be mine.' But my fans will see that Cindy really feels the sex!" Feel the class, the sex, and everything else in our exclusive preview gallery below.

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This threesome gave new meaning to the question "Et tu, Brute'?"

"Rome" always seemed to me like a porn movie with its clothes on anyway, so watching director Antonio Adamo's elegant and indifferent Eurotarts in "Roma" (first in a three-part series) cavort sine-togae struck me, as Wilford Brimley would say, "the right thing to do."

How do you like those apples (poma)?

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Like you, I was intrigued by the recent reissue of Philip Mond's classic 1990's porn "Zazel - The Scent of Love" because I wanted to see what vaginas looked like the year my cat was born. And when I saw the scene with the tiger I felt singularly validated in my curiosity.

Fragrance designer Zazel (the gorgeous Sasha Vinni) sits sketching by her koi pond when she gets The Call: She has been approved to create her own eponymous perfume! Awesome!

We soon see why Zazel is right for the job. "The scent of love?" she thinks. "What can it be? Where can it be found?"

The rest of the movie follows Zazel through her own journey of discovery in the realms of sex and scent. Painted nymphs appear as her muses. She realizes her perfume must have "the breath of heaven; the taste of sin."

Don't get me wrong: "Zazel" shares with today's tolerated trophy porn auteurs the tendency to talk out its ass:

"Does the scent of love come from the heavens? The Earth? The wild orchid? The water lilly?"

"Angels from heaven descend into Pluto's realm and divulge their secrets with intoxicating rapture."

"Shiva: Goddess of Creation" (Luckily Hindus don't undertake jihads.)

But it is also beautifully shot and staged. No performer involved in realizing Mond's (and Zazel's) vision is anything short of beautiful—most are fleshy and toned Penthouse models of its pre-bankruptcy period—and each set piece is so creatively erotic that calling it porn, by today's standards, seems insufficient.

One example finds Zazel examining the vulva-like qualities of the picture of a flower in a book. Another does for tiger paint what the "Rio" video never could.

It is safe to play this movie with the sound off as long as you keep in mind that "Zazel is doing work-related research." We never see the fruits of her R&D on the shelves, but then again, Hell-derived intoxicating rapture in a bottle is probably wicked expensive.

Review by Gram Ponante

Zazel - The Scent of Love
Director: Philip Mond
Cast: Sasha Vinni, Gina Lamarca, Anna Romero, Grace Harlowe, Brooke Lane, Lene Hefner, Helena, Nikie St. Giles, Antonio Valentino, Kevin James, Drew Reese, Devin, and Jon

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Previously: Fleshbot PSI: Another Case Closed!

See how Rocco Siffredi upends our sensibilities after the gap. (Just don't mention the title to PETA.)

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The opening of European star Rocco Siffredi's "Animal Trainer 24" finds an artist painting two mesh-clad models, one adventurous, one overcome with Euro-ennui, as some homunculus emerges from a nearby stream and begins posing with them. If the whole continent hadn't been ruined for me by "The Final Countdown," I'd be on a plane there right now.

Eventually the painter gets in on the action, too, as the narrative demands.

The next scene joins the previous one in dispelling the myth that European porn actresses lack affect. The game Caty says, in English broken just the right way, that she "like to be this way." She is slapped around with a penis as the narrative demands.

In the next scene, an artist colony setting, Siffredi surprises two nymphs spying on one of his muses. "Are you scared?" he says to one of them, holding out a ball gag. "You know what's that." Another man joins in.

"It's too much!" says the muse.

"It's not too much," replies Siffredi.

Siffredi's performers dive into each other like a bowl of spaghetti. They slap, they spit, they fall over themselves to get at each other. While the camera never seems to pan out far enough or stay anywhere long enough to provide the flesh landscapes Americans enjoy, what Rocco's movies do is paint a picture of a place in which everyone and his brother - as well as a sea monster - get in on the action.

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· "Police Corruption" (Megarotic)

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· "Delivery boy fucks German MILF" (PornHub)

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• CJ (profile @ vivthomas.com)

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You know, if you've got a boat floating around the Mediterranean and there are taut Eurohotties on it, that's your movie right there. But "Sea Creatures," while based mostly on a boat, also ventures to a secluded beach where the following transpires:

"Darling explain to her What Is Swinger."

"When the couple meet the other girl - like you - and they make sex."

...goes the tease in this delightful seaside date rape scene.

After refusing to buy this kayaker's oranges, our heroine makes the sex with him. It is only logical, as he was selling the oranges for 20 euros and they looked horrible.

Unlike the Pam and Tommy Lee nautical sex tape, this is fun to watch, though the viewer feels vicariously sunburned, remembering his or her own attempts to fuck on a boat in the broad daylight.

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· "beauty and the 'nurd'" (Megarotic)

I do not know why this series is called "Members Only." Does it have to do with the fact that Viv Thomas primarily shoots girl/girl titles and this one has cocks in it? Or does it have something to do with the fact that I just today signed up for another year of AAA and the gang at the Auto Club decided to send me this instead of Westways? Regardless, all I know is that Sylvia Lauren might as well not be wearing those Daisy Dukes at all.

Later, Rita Faltoyano shows up with a tattooed dude in non-standard black socks. Their couch is a massive thing, carved, it seems, out of a single tree. Jesus Christ! That couch is huge. I hope Rita doesn't call me when she moves, because I've just got one of those mini-SUVs.

We haven't seen Faltoyano stateside in a while since she broke up with Tommy Gunn. I hope things are OK over there. Still, seriously, I'm good for a couple of boxes of books but you've got to call somebody else for that couch.

The only dialogue in the movie occurs in Sene Four between Valery Hilton and her partner. We'll call him Anton.

"What do you think, some whiskey?" Anton asks.

"Um No," Hilton responds, and points at his parts. "This." Aside from turning down the alcohol, Hilton's English meets the standards of the L.A. Unified School District.

With her Sunset Thomas haircut, Cindy Dollar becomes one with what appears to be a low pile plush divan. It looks comfortable, but those things are hard to clean.

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For nine Thanksgivings
Granny just basted herself
It's why Grandpa died.

More versification after the jump.

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Greek MILF

Hellenistic MILF
Minotaurs are flaking like
Spanikopita.

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Bubble Butt Mothers 4

Fairy conveyance
Waving wands in bubble butts:
Are you a good witch?

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(Conspicuously absent from the hype are soccer-mad lad mags Zoo Weekly and Nuts, because well ... England somehow failed to qualify for Euro 2008. We guess that even Keeley Hazell peeling off a red and white jersey can't soothe that pain.)

· Busty Michelle Monaghan playing football topless (bigboobsalert.com)
· Euro 2008 a perfect excuse (yourdirtymind.com)
· Euro 2008 Soccer Babes (soccernews.com)
· Babes of the Euro 2008 (fbtz.com)

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Previously: World Cup Porn: A Look Back

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· "Interview" (Megarotic)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Maybe you don't care to know this, but people with glasses tend to take them off before sex, lest they be fucked off. Not only do most of the Eurohotties in this picture appear to be sharing the same pair of glasses (which leads to disease) but they also keep them on all the way through The Act.

Don't get me wrong, I would think that glasses would make a tempting target (and in this movie they are), but I am a gentleman of the old school, where suggestion is very erotic. For me, the taking off of the glasses means that it's OK to come in her eye.

The title seems kind of clunky. My suggestion would be "Eyedrop a Load." But there are too many talented people suggesting porn titles for me to get in that business.

Finally, with most of the women peering over their glasses to get a gander of the viewer, I am unhappy to admit that it looks like these ladies don't need glasses at all.

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