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#todayineurohookers
"Street Walkers": 850 Euros Goes A Long Way
I'll say it again: why do I live in America when I can go to Prague and get hookers at less than a hundred bucks a throw? I don't even like hookers but it's such a bargain. More » -
#fleshflicks
Surprise ... It's An Orgy!
What do you get the swimming coach who has everything? He's already got the athletic swimmer's body and he gets to go to work in his underwear, which all seems like a pretty charmed life to us. So if you're going to do something special for his birthday, you really have to really work hard to make it memorable. A surprise ten-person orgy just might do the trick—and the best part about this present is that it's something everyone gets to enjoy. More » -
#hardcore
Cindy Hope Is "Fresh", Among Other Things
Much as in that "Highlander" movie, European smut directors are in a constant battle to be crowned the reigning king of filthy, perverted sex. Which is why they're constantly on the lookout for their next big starlet, the girl that will propel them and their cinematic vehicles to new heights of megastardom. And what exactly qualifies an up-and-coming adult film actress to fulfill this weighty obligation? Well, an elastic sense of personal boundaries is important, along with a willingness to try new things with new people and a lack of a gag reflex. Veteran French director Christoph Clark thinks he may just have found the perfect specimen in his latest protégé Cindy Hope ... and from what we've seen of Cindy so far, we're inclined to agree. More » -
#hardcore
When In "Roma" ... Eat Your Oatmeal
While I would rather see a porn version of "Mad Men" (I mean, Jesus), Daring Video's pornic adaptation of the HBO series "Rome" earns this week's Better Than the Original™ award, granted infrequently to projects that pack more bang as T&A fare than they did in their first incarnation. See why after the jump. More » -
#classicporn
"Zazel" Has Still Got The Scent Of Love (But Her Name Is Not Rio)
"You've got the scent, you've got the scent ... the scent of love." - Not ABC More » -
#dvdreview
Rocco Siffredi, "Animal Trainer"
With the amount of porn sent to me (for free!) every week, I have come to appreciate any non-standard scene setups. There are only so many times, for example, I can watch Darryl Hanah absently masturbating on a couch as a cock enters from the left of frame before I ... well, watch a hundred more scenes just like it. Thank the Intelligent Designer that Gawker pays me so handsomely! More » -
#fleshflicks
Border Patrol Searches Get More Intense
It's not as hard as you might think to drive a truckload of contraband through a heavily armed checkpoint. Just make sure that you obey all traffic laws, have all your papers in order, and bring along a co-pilot who doesn't mind taking the border guards out back for a quick cavity search. Sure, these official police types can be overbearing and occaionally cruel, but at least they're easy to bribe. More » -
#video
Flesh Flicks International Edition: Sprechen Sie "Pizza Boy"?
Sure, we've all seen the same old pizza delivery boy setup in porn flicks before, probably more times than we can count. But have you ever seen it acted out in German? We didn't even know they had pizza deliveries over there! Guess it's one more example of how porn really is the universal language after all. And if this movie shows us Germans are not only acquainted with deep dish deliciousness and hot hausfraus who answer the door in their underwear ... well then, ich bin ein pizza boy too. More » -
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#babes
Meet CJ: Not Just Another Hot Babe With No Hair
We might have overlooked CJ here in last week's roundup of hot bald models, but that doesn't mean she isn't worthy of your attention—she didn't earn her title as Viv Thomas' current Babe of the Month for nothing, you know. Next time we do a roundup of Hot Bald Babes Who Also Happen To Be Pretty Handy With A Dildo, though, we'll make sure she's at the top of the list. (Click thumbnail for gallery.) More » -
#pornofthemoment
Balls Deep: "Sea Creatures"
Like the Elves, we long for the Sea, and it beckons us, achingly, to our fate. Also, people fuck in it. Lucy Lee, Claudia Rossi, Vanesse May, and Sofia Valentine might be awkward with their English, but they are not with each other, and once they go seafaring their inhibitions drop faster than their accents in this series of boat-based vignettes. More » -
#hardcore
Flesh Flicks: Revenge Of The Nerd
Nerds! They never know how to say the right thing around women. Take this guy in the glasses—the specs clearly indicate that he is "complete nurd," of course—who simply tries to say something instructive (i.e., nerdy) to this young woman, but of course he says it in the wrong language and offends her. Her only recourse is to fuck his brains out, because nerds are afraid of sex, so that's really the only way to teach them a lesson. It's true! The next time a nerd says something awkward to your face, give him (or her) some head and you'll find they change their tune pretty darn quick. More » -
#hardcore
The Couches of Europe: Viv Thomas' "Members Only 5"
On squeaky European beds, Europeans with better haircuts than us fuck other Europeans with better cheekbones than us in Viv Thomas' "Members Only 5." While Groucho Marx avoided joining any club that would have him as a member, well, you finish that sentence because I have to pawn all this IKEA furniture and take advantage of those super-low fares to Europia. More » -
#hardcore
Liberté, Egalité, And Confused Looking European People Having Sex In Fancy Costumes: Happy Bastille Day!
We tried to find you some hot French Revolution porn to help celebrate Bastille Day today; we came up with this assortment of very odd 18th century "mature" cosplay smut instead. Hey, at least we tried. If you close your eyes, you can pretend they're at least speaking French if you want to—in fact, closing your eyes might be the best way to deal with this stuff anyway. (TGP/preview galleries @ retromature.com, via Ask Jolene) -
#milf
The Ignominious Return Of Porn Review Haikus: International MILF Edition
"Slutty fuck toys give in to their dripping wet desires and take a deep dicking that is nothing short of spectacular. Cock crazed cuties get a pussy pounding that leaves their steamy slits red and raw," reads the Grammy-winning liner notes of "Mommy, Granny & Me"—which tells us nothing about the three generations of compounded shame within. Hence this haiku: More » -
#vintage
If we had to describe French men's magazine Lui by its covers—and there are a ton to choose from in this gallery that spans three decades worth—we'd say it's a sexy European answer to Playboy and Penthouse. It's in French, though, so we can't even pretend that we want to read it for the articles. (livejournal.com, via Otomano) -
#babes
To discover a fresh-faced 30G model like Emily Brady would be enough to make our week, but to also stumble upon the charms of her 32E colleague Clare Demure on the very same day? We might need a little extra time to take it all in. (We'd say something to the effect of "our cups runneth over", but surely you expect more from us than that. And besides, it's not our cups that are running over.) (xfanz.com + bustynudebabes.com) -
#euro2008
Euro 2008: Revenge Of The Soccer Babes
Remember all that fun we had two years ago when the World Cup was being contested and the internet turned into one giant soccer porn website? Those were exciting times, weren't they? But what are we supposed to do for the next two years until the 2010 Cup in South Africa? Well, over on The Continent they're currently biding their time with the European Championships, which is pretty much the second-biggest international soccer tournament and another excuse forhooligansnational rivals to go at each others' throats—not to mention to break out the soccer babes again. We don't know if some of these are just leftovers from '06 or if they're all brand new manifestations of team spirit, but as long as it fires up the fans it works for us too. More » -
#hardcore
Flesh Flicks: You've Got The Job!
The modern office has changed a lot in the last few decades. They're no longer stuffy, straight-laced, boys-only clubs, where everyone wears a suit, and acts grumpy, and climbs the corporate ladder for thirty years until they die. Now, everything is bright and sunny, co-workers treat each other as equals, and women have just as much prestige and power as men. But it is nice to know that no matter how much things have changed, you can still call a beautiful woman in for an interview and then fuck her on your desk. After all, that's just good business. More » -
#pornofthemoment
Specsploitation: "Lovely Four Eyes for You Horny Guys"
As a leader in the Astigmatic-American community, I was happy to see a movie that claimed to feature people who looked like me, that could tell my story, and that didn't shrink from honest portrayals of people with eyeglasses having sex. Oh well. I hope their "Alcoholics Analymous" movie dares to tell the truth. More » -
#hardcore
Flesh Flicks: More Backyard Fun
There's an expression in sports about taking your opponent "out behind the woodshed," but we don't remember that having anything to do with nymphomaniac real estate agents. We're just happy to see that our favorite disembodied European lady voice is back to explain to us what the heck is going on in these videos. She seems to know a lot of girls who like to fuck their customers on the job and someone like that is always a good person to know. The only girls we know like that are only online or in our imagination and that's not helping anybody. More » -
#girlongirlaction
Flesh Flicks: Geography Is Hot!
We don't know about you, but we think that maps are pretty much the sexiest thing in the whole world—especially if they are the whole world! Nothing gets us going like a couple of nice round color-coded orbs or maybe a topographical elevation chart with major landmarks indicated by little gold stars. Man, our computer monitor is fogging up just thinking about fingering our Rand McNally! Luckily, we've finally found two girls who clearly share our passion for well-drawn borders. Now if only we knew their names or where they were or even what language they speak. How would one go about tracking down a couple of hot and horny geography sluts? Do you think there's a map for that? More » -
#foodstuffsofthevagina
Anneta Keys And The International Language Of Zucchini
Pierre Woodman's "The Perfectionist 2" arrived recently and we looked at the large back cover photo of Anneta Keys in a French Maid's outfit and thought, "Oui." It was only today that we discovered that the movie was recorded in Magyar (or something) and then dubbed in Spanish, so all we could figure out was "Trabajantes sexuales." But we didn't give up-Anneta gave us something everyone could understand. More » -
#hardcore
The Burden Of Proof: Cruel Media's "All Internal 7"
As you've already figured out from watching dirty movies, most contemporary porn involves proving to the viewer that complete sexual congress actually took place: hence the popularity of facial money shots, or money shots anywhere outside of a body cavity for that matter. So when we are confronted with a movie which trumpets the fact that said cumshots took place internally, we have to take it on faith that they really did happen. More » -
#pornlesbians
"Be My First" Forces Perspectives (But Not Penises)
The arresting cover of this compilation of Eurolesbo fare from 2005 and 2006 made me think that expatriate R. Crumb must have finally thought he was in the right place at the right time, so present are those boots, thighs, and other parts on his adopted continent. But does this movie make good on its boxcover's promise of uninhibited, in your face vaginalia?
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#greatmomentsineurosleaze
Beware Of "The Beast In Space!"
In 1975, European movie audiences were enthralled by "The Beast," an erotic horror film about a young woman ravished by a mysterious cloven footed manimal. Then a few years later, "Star Wars" came out and someone had the genius-level brainstorm, "What if The Beast ... was in space?" That's how you end up with this sci-fi erotic adventure, just re-released on DVD by Severin Films (the fine folks who brought you "Malabimba" and "The Sister of Ursula.") We'll have a full review of the film for you soon, but for now here's a little taste of what happens when Italian "spaghetti sci-fi" meets lurid French hardcore. With evil, mineral-hoarding robots! More » -
#youarethere
Viv Thomas' Jo Is The Hottest Babe ... This Year
You know how people like to say that the AVN Awards are the Oscars of porn? Well, Viv Thomas' Babe Of The Year contest is like the AVN Award for Female Performer of the Year for European porn—or at least for the European porn that's produced by Mr. Thomas, and except that the ceremony is a lot shorter and you don't end up losing all your money at the craps table afterward. While the company awarded itself several other prizes during a gala evening in Budapest last week the one that really matters is the Babe of the Year, which went to the simply-named Jo, a seven-year member of Viv Thomas' team of Eastern European superbabes. (That's her on the left, with last year's winner Nella.) Was the awards party as glamorous or melon-scented as a week at the Sands Expo Center? Maybe not, but judging by the photo gallery below the attendees sure look happy and well-rested. Which is more than we can say for half of the people in Vegas. More » -
#advertising
Those crazy Europeans and their sexified advertisements ... what will they think of next? Now if only someone could come up with a way to pornify such mundane tasks as brushing our teeth, or doing housework... oh wait. Nevermind. (sexoteric.com) -
#video
Being the not-quite-good recovering Catholics that we are, we get a particular frisson from watching a fully frocked priest giving personalized blowjob lessons to a nubile member of his flock while suitably devotional choral music plays in the background; your mileage may vary. Still, you have to admit that background choral music is a nice touch. (kinxxx.com, via Your Dirty Mind) -
#hardcore
"Tropical Secret" Is Tropical, Secret
Whatever director Pierre Woodman's intentions were when he started his own porn company, it's become abundantly clear that what he really wanted to do was have an excuse to take a neverending beach holiday. How else to explain the fact that more and more of his movies seem to focus on string bikini-clad hotties getting sand in their cracks amidst swaying palm trees? Must be nice work if you can get it. More » -
#photography
Photos By Daniela Glunz: Don't Ask, Just Enjoy
There are some questions that even professional porn persusers like ourselves can't answer. For example: why do the pretty ladies like the ones in Daniela Gluz' portfolio wear their finest lingerie and expensive shoes when they're standing outside in a field amidst rough-looking bales of hay? Aren't they worried about getting scratched (or at least of getting runs in their stockings)? However, given that the ladies in question look exceptionally hot, we're pretty content to leave that question for more inquisitive types than ourselves. We have other matters to, uh, attend to. More » -
#hardcore
"Let's Fool Around!" (Yeah, They're Talking To You)
Just so it's clear, Metro's latest release "Let's Fool Around" is not in fact a tribute to disco legend General Johnson's 1977 classic. (Unfortunately.) It is, however, the title of a new DVD celebrating sucking, fucking, and ... yes, fooling around featuring some of Europe's cutest new sex stars and brought to you by director Dick Hooker. More » -
#nudes
German Fashion Magazines Do It Better (And Nakeder)
There's no need to rehash the point, but occasionally we are forced to remember the painful truth that Europeans are way cooler than we are. Well, in one particularly area anyway—their delightful freewheeling stance on female nudity in the media. Take GQ magazine, for one example. The online American version can be a tedious slog through celebrity profiles and long treatises on silk suits, while the German version is one of the best places on the web to find free photos of naked Eurobabe models. As we recently discovered, the site has an entire section devoted to erotic glamour photography featuring work by many well-known photographers, like old Fleshbot favorites Alexander Paulin, Fabio Borquez, Gavin O'Neill and others. Sure the text is in German, but who cares about German celebrities and silk suits? More » -
#catfights
Female Cage Fighting ... Minus The Fighting! (And The Clothes)
After much "exhaustive" research, we've been unable to determine the provenance of this Russian (Polish?) cage fighting spectacle, where scantily clad babes symbolically beat each other up in the dreaded ultimate fighting octagon to the delight of swarthy and presumably drunk onlookers. Two girls enter, no bikini tops leave! Perhaps it's better that we don't know what barbaric country allows such savage rituals to go on in a public forum. Otherwise, humanitarian aid groups might be tempted to intervene and we'd be forced to entertain ourselves with less lethal forms of combat, like foxy boxing. More » -
#babes
Former Miss Belgium Drops Her Sash For Playboy
We're still all aglow over Miss Michigan's crownworthy performance in the Miss America pageant last weekend, but we're also starting to get little distracted by former Miss Belgium Ann Van Elsen, who took the whole parading-around-half-naked-in-front-of-a-live-audience thing to its logical conclusion by appearing in this month's issue of Playboy in her native country. (She's also the second former Miss Belgium-turned-nude model that we've heard about over the past few months — does that count as a trend?) Apparently, she decided to pose nude on the condition that Playboy donate a sum of money to a radio station-sponsored charity in Brussels, meaning that we can all feel a little bit more noble about ogling her naked charms. After all, isn't that whole public service thing what being a beauty pageant queen is all about? More » -
#history
Christopher Columbus not only brought war, oppression and the ravages of smallpox with him when he "discovered" America—he also invented syphilis! (Well, sorta. His sailors took the mutated, sexually transmitted form of the bug back to Europe.) And you thought that not getting mail delivered on his birthday was annoying ... (yahoo.com) -
#babes
We don't know what you'll remember most fondly when you look back on 2007, but we'll have very many happy mass nudity moments to help keep us warm while we're sitting on the front porch of the Shady Acres Rest Home for Superannuated Porn Bloggers. In fact, we're going to do a little reminiscing right now if you don't mind ... (yourdirtymind.com) -
#hardcore
Flesh Flicks: Serve It Up Hot
See, the great thing about porn in foreign languages is that you rarely need to know what's being said in order to follow along at home. This ripped-from-the-back-of-the-DVD-box narration is not only unwieldy, it's unnecessary. Put a hot waitress in a kitchen with a male chef and of course they're going to fuck on the stove! (This is also why you should never send any dishes back in a restaurant. We're pretty sure that no panties under the apron is just the first of about 47 health code violations being broken in this scene, so it pays to not be a picky eater.) More » -
#video
Hot For Teacher: In Search Of Madameweb
For a supposedly "internationally known" "star of the adult entertainment world", it's been awfully difficult to find any photos or images online of Italian amateur porn sensation Madameweb (aka Anna Ciriani, aka Isabella Troia), who's been making headlines this week after being dismissed from her day job as a teacher in the northeast Italian town of Pordenone: her Yahoo! group has been mysteriously shuttered, screencaps of her public sex adventures were pulled from servers, and even big-time news outlets have been reduced to using "illustrative photos" of random boobs to go along with the story instead of, you know, actual photos of Madameweb's. More »
