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Eon McKai Wants You...To Be Naked On Camera

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 13:30:01 EST

Ladies! Do you dream of being cast in an Eon McKai production...only to remember that you're a little too shy to have sex on camera? Well, have we got the project for you!

Straight from the email of Eon McKai, a casting call for his latest project, "In Her Room." We'd tell you what it's all about, but, well—why not just hear it in Eon's words?

I'm looking for girls RIGHT NOW!
For a new project called "In Her Room"
Obviously this is a paying gig.
• There are no casting restrictions as far as experience, age, look, etc.
• This is a video shoot and should only take 2 or 3 hrs. Stills will also be taken during the production.
If you know my work and are interested, or you're just interested, hit me up.
Don't be intimidated by the whole hipster alt-porn thing. This is more a humanist thing so let's bring people together, not exclude them.
•You must be comfortable getting naked.
Or adorably awkward about it, which is kinda my preference.
• I'm in Los Angeles but I'm going to travel to one other city for a few day and shoot girls. Could be NYC? SF? PDX?
• Email me at Eon AT Eon McKai DOT com as soon as possible.
No need to send me n00dz or modeling photos.
Just send me a link to whatever online profles you keep up and we can go from there.
I want to know who you are first. Then we'll get you naked.
• As far as the concept, I'm expanding on the idea behind a video I did for Louis XIV years back. [Ed. See above.]

· Eon McKai (eonmckai.com)

Courtney Trouble Creates A Queer "Bordello" (And Eon McKai Helps!)

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:30:01 EST

Courtney Trouble and Eon McKai are two great (alt)porn tastes...but do they taste great together? We'll soon find out. Eon McKai's been working on Courtney's new project, "Bordello," currently filming in San Francisco.

Can't wait to see how it turns out? Friend of Fleshbot Violet Blue had a front row seat for the action, and kindly snapped a few photos behind the scenes. Check out her blog for a peak at what she saw.

· on set for Courtney Trouble's "Bordello" (tinynibbles.com)
· Thumbnail star: Mistress Akira on set, shot by Violet Blue
· Courtney Trouble (courtneytrouble.com)
· Good Releasing (goodreleasing.com)

It's Just "Content"—But It's Really Hot

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Eon McKai has said that his latest feature "Content" is altporn's answer to the recession. We'd offer, additionally, that it's Eon McKai's answer to gonzo porn.

"It's just content," we (and the performers) are repeatedly told. Translation: this is just stripped down sex. There's no plot, there's no "meaning," there are no grand conceits (well, aside from the general conceit of this being a stripped down, bare bones, sex-only release, which is certainly played up knowingly). Granted, this is not just another gonzo release: Eon's signature style is ever present. Even when it's just "content," it's style Eon's content.

So how does Eon's work fair when it's nothing but content? Quite well, actually. Eon elicits stellar performances from each and every cast member: from the almost-possessed Kimberly Kane, who shot "Content" after a month of no sex; to the playfully rough Madison Young and Dane Cross; to the top-notch final scene featuring Kitty "Meow" McMuffin and Sherwood getting rough and nasty with each other.

The sex in this release tends towards the rougher end of the spectrum: spanking and slapping abound, and there's a bit of namecalling and cockchoking thrown into the mix (the violence is not solely directed towards the female cast members, however: some of you will no doubt be pleased to learn that Madison Young gives Dane Cross's face a nice, hard slap). But unlike some releases, where this kind of affectation seems put on, a bit of a performance, most everything we see in "Content" feels extremely real.

There are a few moments throughout the film—particularly in the scene between Kimberly Kane and Mr. Pete—where it almost seems as though the performers have forgotten the camera. In those moments, where it feels like the performers are fucking more for themselves than for us, there's a true bit of porn greatness. It may be just "content"—but it's achieved a level of intimacy most porn only dreams of.

Sherwood and Kitty McMuffin
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Cali Nova
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Cali Nova and Ben Jammin
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Coco Velvett
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Coco Velvett and Daniel
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Coco Velvett
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Kitty McMuffin
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Kitty McMuffin and Sherwood
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Kimberly Kane
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Kimberly Kane and Mr. Pete
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Madison Young
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Madison Young and Dane Cross
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Stills From The Set Of Eon McKai's "Content"

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 11:30:01 EDT

You've seen the trailer for the hardcore masterpiece allegedly containing Kimberly Kane's best anal scene ever, now see photos from the set. Don't worry, that lightheadedness you're feeling is normal. A double dose of altporn should fix you right up.

· Preview of Eon McKai's "Content" (tinynibbles.com)
· Vivid-Alt (vividalt.com)

Kimberly Kane's Best Anal Scene Ever?

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:00:00 EDT

At long last, Eon McKai's "Content" is finally available for all us pervs to get our dirty little hands on. But wait, there's more: Fleshbot Crush Object Kimberly Kane is claiming it contains her best anal scene ever.

As Kimberly sees it, it was a relatively simple formula: "Content" was shot after she hadn't had sex for a month, and was—naturally—extremely horny...and paired her with her favorite male performer of all time (lucky devil Mr. Pete)...and, well, magic (and amazing chemistry) just ensued.

Although... best ever is still a pretty big claim. We might have to arrange for a comparison of each and every anal scene she's ever shot...you know, just to be really, really sure. (For science!)

· CONTENT (blog.kanearmy.com)
· Buy "Content" (gamelink.com)
· Vivid-Alt (vivid-alt.com)

Eon McKai's Latest Flick: So Many Stars, So Much Sex, So Much "Content"

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:00:00 EDT

It's not every day that Vivid-Alt's Eon McKai releases a brand-spankin' new movie—especially one with Kimberly Kane, Coco Velvet, Madison Young, Cali Nova, and Kitty McMuffin. Can you smell our excitement? (It smells like sex.)

· Eon McKai (eonmckai.com)

Andy San Dimas Is On Her "Dirty Knees"... And We're Enjoying The View

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:30:01 EDT

You've seen the trailer and the behind the scenes photos—but if that wasn't enough to make you want "On My Dirty Knees," check out Violet Blue's review (and her hot photo gallery, too).

· review: Eon McKai's On My Dirty Knees (tinynibbles.com)

Pixie Pearl Takes Our Breath Away

Lux Alptraum — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 15:00:00 EDT

There's a very good reason why Pixie Pearl is an official Fleshbot Crush Object. And if you haven't figured out what that is, perusing Eon McKai's photos should help you arrive at an answer.

· Eon McKai and his lens of doom (more @ popporn.com)

Tommy Pistol Brings Back The Alt Horror Sex Comedy With "Attack Of The Staph Spider"

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 15:30:01 EDT

Have you been longing for a gross out sex horror-comedy? Are your copies of "The XXXorcist" and "The Re-Penetrator" scratched and skipping from overplay? Well, good news: Tommy Pistol has just the thing for you.

"Attack of the Staph Spider" tells the tale of a porn shoot that gets derailed when one of the lovely starlets gets bit by the mysterious and menacing staph spider during a smoke break. True, it's more of a short than a feature, and more horror than hardcore—but it's got enough girls and gore to both turn your stomach and titillate. Not that we'd expect less from Tommy Pistol or his stellar cast (which includes alt faves Daisy Sparks, Gia Paloma, and Eon McKai).

[Fair warning: when we say it's gross, we mean it's really pretty gross (a certain editrix could not sit through the entire video). But hey, if that's your thing, enjoy!]

· Attack of the Staph Spider!!! (blog.kanearmy.com)

If "Sex Art" Happens, And Someone's Watching, Is It Obscene?

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 10:30:00 EST

We've never been ones to call something obscene (unless we're talking about the price of coffee at Starbucks). Being called obscene, on the other hand—well, that's something we're old hand at.

So it was with great interest that we checked out the trailer for "Sex Art," a movie that examines the nebulous grey area of sex-infused art and arty sex, seeking out where, exactly, "obscenity" exists. With commentary from Betty Dodson, Eric Kroll, Eon McKai, Carol Leigh, and Julie Atlas Muz, the documentary offers a fascinating discussion of one of the most discussed, but never satisfactorily answered, questions of our time: what, exactly, is obscenity?

· "Sex Art" (sexartfilm.com)

Behind The Scenes Of "On My Dirty Knees"

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 17:00:00 EST

You've seen the trailer for Eon McKai's latest smut epic, now take a glimpse behind the scenes with Andy San Dimas. We're still not really sure what this movie is about... but, uh, who cares?

· Pics from the set of OMDK (xcritic.com)

Sneak Peek Exclusive: Eon McKai's "On My Dirty Knees"

DCypher — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 13:30:10 EST

It's not every day that celebrated alt inventor Eon McKai releases a new vehicle for his pornographic expression—and it's not everyone who gets a sneak peek at his upcoming releases, either. That's why we consider ourselves true insiders for being the first in the industry (or the world, for that matter) to be offered the privilege of screening the new trailer for his latest altporn epic, "On My Dirty Knees." Amazing, we know, but it's all in a day's work for a Fleshbot contributor. Happy Tuesday 'bating, and season's beatings from McKai & Co!

· "On My Dirty Knees" trailer (eonmckai.com)

The Revolution Will Be Capitalized: "The Doll Underground" Release Party

DCypher — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:31:07 EDT

Plucky emo upstart-turned-media magnate Eon McKai regaled a small but dedicated gathering of erotic counterculture types and fellow oligarchs on a chilly spring evening in opulent Highland Park last night at a party celebrating the release of his foray into post-Marxist pornography, "The Doll Underground". You could have been there too, but you probably weren't; see what you missed after the jump.

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Despite the exhortations to "rise up" contained in the title being feted, those present at "The Doll Underground" release party seemed to openly mock the very suggestion of class warfare and sexual redistribution of capital as they nibbled on truffled foie gras and quaffed liberally from Waterford crystal flacons of 1995 Chateau Margaux. After showing up to the party in his custom Hummer stretch limousine, McKai exerted a Svengali-like hold on starlets Lexi Belle and Reagan Maddux throughout the evening, never allowing reporters to approach them directly and openly dictating their responses to them instead.

Also spotted at the gala were such prominent members of Old Los Angeles society as Ed Fox, Dave Naz, Ashley Blue, Zack Sabbath, Mandy Morbid, Kimberly Kane, Carlos Batts, and April Flores, all of whom listened in rapt attention as McKai described the splendor of his new palatial estate in Cap d'Antibes while feeding mouthfuls of gold leaf-encrusted cake to three or four waifish models inked from head to toe in "rebellious" tattoos and splayed at his feet. Later, after a shower of $1000 bills descended from the ceiling of the Little Cave upon the heads of the delighted guests, a Vivid Alt-branded personal helicopter spirited him away from the festivities. What will he think of next?

· Vivid Alt (vivid-alt.com)
· Order: "The Doll Underground" (Adult DVD Empire)

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Previously: Rise Up: Eon McKai's "The Doll Underground"

Rise Up: Eon McKai's "The Doll Underground"

Jonnobot — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:51:18 EDT

When we say that you might forget that you're watching a dirty movie during the first several minutes of Eon McKai's new hallucinatory agitporn masterpiece "The Doll Underground" — all recycled stock footage and fuzzy credits and screeching filmstrip soundtrack — that's meant as a compliment; McKai has never made porn movies that look like anyone else's, and while there's something to be said for the straight-up smut style of your typical gonzo production, that's probably not why you watch one of his films in the first place. So even if "The Doll Underground" isn't likely to win over any existing alt-haters to his camp, we think it's the best example yet of why McKai remains one of the most singular and distinctive artists working in the adult industry today.

Early reports about the movie, which has been over a year in the making, described it as a story about tutu-clad suburban Gothic hotties being recruited for some sort of anti-capitalist terrorist cell. That's true enough, we guess, though the finished project is a lot more disjointed and impressionistic than that: if "The Doll Underground" is "about" anything, it's that sex is as much about power as it is about pleasure, maybe even more so. From our eminent colleague Violet Blue's five-star review:

Pulsing with energy, eerie visuals, clever pacing and deliberate editing, the film is a haiku telling the story of five young women tired of being controlled by society ("buy nothing" is repeated as a mantra) who emulate a mashup of the Weather Underground and Patty Hearst's SLA ideals. They band together in the Belmont Tunnel in Los Angeles under the direction of uber-sexy goth Lorna Adorn (Pixie Pearl), create and distribute anti-capitalist and anti-conformity propaganda (podcasts and screenprint pasteup art), build bombs and make things go boom ... Visually and throughout the delivery of the minimalistic story arc, it plays like a long, gorgeous, lush yet also somehow dark, saturated but bleak music video.
(... ) I wonder, did The Doll Underground *actually* come from porn valley? There are no blondes, no long fingernails, no fake breasts, no skinny girls, no big boobs, no fake female orgasms. The soundtrack never interrupts the sex; the sounds of sex are the focus. The women's bodies look like regular *hot* girls; the have ass, thigh, meat on those bones that make you want to cuddle and fuck and snuggle. Half the cast, at most, is tattooed; many are pierced, and two of the men are uncut. There are no unsafe or scary sex acts; no anal, no "gapes" and thankfuckinggawd no ATMs. The negative? People still wear white belts.

But let's talk about the sex; the mood is disaffected, the visuals dream-like, but the sex is riveting. Besides Pixie's solo masturbation scene (a Goth dream come true), the performers do not acknowledge the camera during sex scenes — with one deliberate exception. Outside of sex, the performers have direct viewer "eye contact" as part of the narrative. The storytelling is for the viewer; for the sex we are but voyeurs. The editing is tight yet deliberate.

(... ) The Doll Underground is one of the best porn films I've ever seen, and it feels like anti-porn — it's almost against the system it came from by being all that it is — a deep investigation of culture from an industry we regard as being utterly bereft of culture beyond the superficial. Rise up, indeed. Highly recommended.

We couldn't have said it better ourselves, except maybe to add that "The Doll Underground" is one of those rare porn movies that we find ourselves watching as much for the interstitial parts and high style as for the fucking itself ... although once we remember how hot the fucking is, we find ourselves wanting to fast forward to that again too. It might not be everyone's cup of dirt pipe milkshake, but if you're looking for an utterly original porn experience that'll leave you with something more than just a sticky feeling in your pants, "The Doll Underground" is the place to be. Anti-capitalist gothic Lolitas never looked so good.

· "[review] the doll underground" (tinynibbles.com)
· "The Doll Underground" Trailer (eonmckai.com)
· Vivid Alt (vivid-alt.com)
· Order: "The Doll Underground" (Adult DVD Empire)

Had you attended the charity food drive...

Jonnobot — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 12:49:02 EST

Had you attended the charity food drive release party for "Role Modeling" this weekend, you too might have had the chance to stick your finger inside Dana DeArmond's mouth. (Hey, it's not like we didn't tell you it was happening.) (photos by Jeff Koga @ LAist.com; more photos @ 476ad.com)

Vivid Alt's "Debbie Loves Dallas"

Gram Ponante — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 20:45:00 EDT

The band Dallas is coming to town, and Debbie and her friends will do anything to get at the frontman (except, in most cases, act).

The latest of the recent "Debbie Does Dallas" resurrections, Eon McKai's version telegraphs his love for toes, indie bands, and mopey teens, mashing them up with the first non-alt girls of his career.

Debbie Loves Dallas

Studio: Vivid-Alt
Director: Eon McKai
Cast: Cassidey, Dana DeArmond, Charlotte Stokely, Pixie Pearl, Tommy Pistol, James Deen, Julius Ceazher, Icarus Corpse, Daniel, Justin Syder, Monique Alexander

Review by Gram Ponante

An altporn reimagining of the 70's porn classic "Debbie Loves Dallas", Eon McKai's version is not going to make any converts to the altporn stable of stars, all of whom do an amazing job of telegraphing how not seriously they take their jobs. The eye rolling, gum smacking, and bad posture, the delivery of every line as if it had a question mark at the end of it, and the relentless irony of the performances made me think less like I was watching a porn movie than I was substitute-teaching an eighth grade class.

All except Cassidey, who plays Debbie. The bad seed Vivid Girl (or so she is depicted in the Showtime/World of Wonder "reality" series "Debbie Does Dallas .. Again"), Cassidey alone seems to be making an effort to do her best with what is admittedly a porn script.

She and her pals (DeArmond, Stokely, and Pearl) meet at a music video shoot playing listless cheerleaders. They take a break and hang out with local ticket scalper/drug dealer Deeze, who takes a shine to Dana.

"I'm from East Los Angeles," he says. "So far east I have a New York accent."

Back at Debbie's place, Cassidey makes James Deen fuck Pixie as punishment for not cleaning the apartment. I don't understand Altkid anthropology; if Deen had cleaned the house, would he have got to fuck Pixie twice?

Regardless, a good sex scene is always a welcome departure from bad acting, and a lack of dialogue takes one's mind off the poor sound. We can hear the "record" button being pressed each time a performer speaks.

Meanwhile, we meet Punky of Dallas, whose mating dance seems to be the constant readjustment of his glasses. We are treated to Dallas' music video, a trippy interlude that puts Punky in Deen's place fucking Pearl.

A story element is added that the girls are fighting. Stokely versus Cassidey over Punky. Cassidey tells Stokely that the loser in their struggle will have to "go back to making porn in the Valley." (At this point I suddenly felt defensive of the Valley. "Well, these girls don't seem so together, either," I thought).

The groupies crash a recording session and Pearl and DeArmond hook up with the backup musicians. It's like "The Wall", except with MySpace bands. Two headscratchers of porn pseudonyms are featured in this scene: Julius Ceazher and Icarus Corpse. If I was 12, Icarus Corpse would be my band.

Down the hall, Cassidey and Stokely try to find Punky but are blocked by his bodyguard.

"I'll introduce Punky to the one who sucks the best cock," the bodyguard says. (Shouldn't it be "sucks cock the best?") Anyway, they blow him, but he betrays their trust. It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n' roll.

A surprise visit by Monique Alexander from Paul Thomas' recent "Debbie" reimagining is every bit as exciting as when Gary Coleman did a cameo on "Silver Spoons" as Arnold Drummond. It is the Vivid contract girls who deliver the most inspired performances in this movie.

You might say, "But Dana DeArmond is the new Thinking Man's Porn Star, and Charlotte Stokely was the face of suburban blight in 'Girls Lie'! How is it that cookie cutter contract girls are so refreshing in this movie?"

Probably because the script was unequal to the talent of these people. At that point it became a personal choice whether to let the audience know. Cassidey made me forget the script; Dana drew attention to it.

In the end, Cassidey gets her man. Punky, played by Alex Gonz, and Cassidey provide a sweaty and messy ending to the movie, real porn as opposed to metaporn, which is a welcome relief. Still, we could hear an offstage voice yell "Two minutes!" as Gonz worked up to his pop shot. I asked McKai if things other directors might smooth over - like stage directions - were included purposely in this movie.

"Truth to materials," he said, quoting the architectural fad that prohibits gussying up building blocks. If that is true, why not have a split screen at all times showing what the crew is up to? What about a CNN news ticker or real-time L.A. traffic reports that would give insight into conditions on the set? Sometimes I think Altporn means never having to admit you're phoning it in.

· Vivid-Alt (vividalt.com)
· Buy "Debbie Loves Dallas" (gamelink.com)

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Previously: Vivid Alt's "Debbie <3 Dallas", Debbie Did Dallas: The Search For Bambi Woods, Porn Valley (Adjacent) Dispatch: Not-Debbie Does Manhattan, Breaking: Debbie Still Doing Dallas, Porn Valley Dispatch: Debbie Dies (Dallas)

Popshots of the Week!

Gram Ponante — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 20:45:40 EDT

Porn carries on, even when the subways flood and it's so hot our sneakers stick to the ground (at least we think that's why they're sticking). This week brings us more from geek crush Hollie Stevens, Eon McKai's brush with the law, zaftig beauties, and Starbuck. First, here are Julie Simone and Gia Paloma at the launch party for the former's Hollywood-gone-right BDSM movie "Audition".

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Eon McKai runs afoul of the law, in the person of Van Damage, on the Vivid Plus set of "Heavy Partying".

Damage is distracted by Carmella Bing and April MacKenzie while McKai makes his alt-getaway.

Hollie Stevens at Comic-Con. She wrote about her fanboy/fangirl experiences here.

David Aaron Clark was part of the Away Team who greetted Katee Sackhoff backstage at the Jimmy Kimmel Show, where she was promoting her role in the upcoming "Bionic Woman". This is like porn to me.

Previously: Popshots Archive

"Debbie

Fleshbot — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 14:33:12 EDT

One reason why we hold alt porn auteur Eon McKai in such high esteem around here is because he lets us in on the process of making dirty movies via regular blog updates and video trailers (instead of, you know, merely sending us an endless series of press releases about them). ""Debbie <3 Dallas" is the latest opus in the Vivid Alt (dirt)pipeline, and though we can't tell you anything about it based on this slickly produced teaser-cum-music video for it—aside from the fact that there doesn't seem to be a cheerleader in sight—we're already jonesing to see more. (We also can't tell you how you're supposed to pronounce that title—we're assuming that's "Loves" there in the middle, but who knows what those crazy kids and their wacky text messaging abbreviations are all about these days anyway?)

· "Debbie <3 Dallas" Preview (QT video @ eonmckai.com)
· Vivid Alt (vivid-alt.com)

Previously: Vivid Alt's "Debbie <3 Dallas"

Vivid Alt's "Debbie

Fleshbot — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 16:44:39 EDT

Long after the entire Fleshbot editorial staff has retired to their rocking chairs on the front porch of the Shady Acres Rest Home for Superannuated Porn Bloggers, the indefatigable Debbie will still be cartwheeling and cock-gobbling her way into the hearts and underpants of smut fans as yet unborn. (And probably still doing it in Dallas, too—as much as we'd love to see her expand her franchise someday, "Debbie Does Dubuque" just doesn't have the same resonance as the original.) Fresh from her latest incarnation in Vivid's "Debbie Does Dallas ... Again", altporn wünderdude Eon McKai brings Debbie to the MySpace generation in the forthcoming "Debbie <3 Dallas", starring Cassidey in the title role and also featuring an all-star cast of Fleshbot faves including Charlotte Stokely, Dana DeArmond, Pixie Pearl, and Tommy Pistol. The DVD streets on August 9, but as a special treat we were able to grab some exclusive on-the-set shots by superstar lensmen Octavio "Winkytiki" Arizala and Dave Naz ... because we all know you can't have enough Debbie in your lives. Especially since she's going to outlive us all.

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· Sneak Peek: Vivid Alt's "Debbie <3 Dallas" (Fleshbot Gallery)
· Vivid-Alt (vivid-alt.com)

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Previously: Breaking: Debbie Still Doing Dallas, Porn Valley Dispatch: Debbie Dies (Dallas), Fleshbot Facials: Monique Alexander Returns From The Grave, Party Report: Debbie Does Manhattan, Fleshbot AltWatch^TM: Dana And Eon Do Charm City, Debbie Did Dallas: The Search For Bambi Woods

Dana DeArmond, Protector Of Youth

Fleshbot — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:56:06 EDT

One reason why we love Dana DeArmond and her posse at Vivid Alt so much is because underneath all those tattoos and piercings and black eyeliner glistens the most rarest of body parts in porn: an actual heart. For proof, look no further than their latest project, "Dana DeArmond: Role Modeling", which features a roost of fledgling starlets making their debut under Dana's expert tutelage and brings the whole barely legal porn concept to new heights of hotness and, well, caring. "it's just we uste to send girls to work with others for there frist time" said proud papa Eon McKai in a creatively spelled IM conversation this weekend, "and bad stuff would happen. now we do it in house." To which Dana herself added, "i am like a mother bird, giving them a nice soft nest." If all our role models were as sexy as Dana, we might have been too distracted to ever spread our wings and fly. But we'd certainly let her help us try to learn.

Check out our exclusive "Dana DeArmond: Role Model" gallery after the jump.

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· "Dana DeArmond: Role Modeling" (Fleshbot Gallery)
· See more: "Dana DeArmond: Role Modeling" @ vividalt.com and "Role Modling (Dana DeArmond's) on set photos" (476ad.com)
· Vivid Alt (vividalt.com)

Update More @ AVN: "Dana DeArmond Directs Role Modeling for Vivid-Alt" (avn.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood: Dana DeArmond Leads Us Astray, Fleshbot AltWatch^TM: Dana And Eon Do Charm City, Dana DeArmond's Hot Mail Bag Action, Dana DeArmond's Decorative Taint, Naomi, Dana, and Mika: Almost Famous