Fleshbot: straight, employment

Joanna Angel Needs a New Slave

auryn — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 17:00:01 EDT

Oh, we know how badly you want to work under Joanna Angel, follow her every order and fulfill her every wish. Well, she's looking for someone to fill that special subservient role.

By which we mean, Joanna really needs a new intern. She wants you to be based out of LA, smart, perverted, dedicated and I'm sure it wouldn't hurt if you were hot. Really, get a move on. Joanna Angel is a very busy lady and doesn't like to be kept waiting.

· More info here: Burning Angel Forum(burningangel.com)

· Image courtesy of: XOXO Joanna Angel(xoxojoannaangel.com)

The Village Voice is officially even less...

Jonnobot — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 10:45:37 EDT

The Village Voice is officially even less interesting now that they've axed Fleshbot friend Tristan Taormino and her long-running "Pucker Up" column, due to the same budget cuts that have claimed just about every other decent sex writer they've had over the past few years. Good thing Tristan has plenty of other things to keep her busy these days-we'd hate to see all her considerable talents going to waste. (Gawker)

According to this press release masquerading...

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 11:05:10 EDT

According to this press release masquerading as a "news" report, employers are reportedly worried about the so-called "porn modes" in the latest version of Internet Explorer and Google's Chrome browser. We're not sure what all the fuss is about, though — after all, we spend our whole work day looking at porn, and it just makes us more productive! (marketwatch.com)

Guess what? Working in a porn store isn't...

Jonnobot — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 12:55:19 EDT

Guess what? Working in a porn store isn't exactly a glamorous, teen-booty filled experience—it's actually a much more humdrum and occasionally surreal career than you might think it is, as this dispatch from the front makes abundantly clear. (Confidential to any European tourists stumbling upon this post: Bestiality porn is still illegal in the US as far as we know. So don't ask us where you can find any horse fucking videos either, k?) (popporn.com)

Working Stiff: Top Ten Office Sex Videos

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 11:45:17 EDT

Excited as we are to be packing up and heading home for the weekend, there are a few things we always miss about the ol' 9 to 5 grind whenever we're not at work. You know, things like that comforting drone of copy machines in the background ... the cool, gently flickering glow of overhead florescent lights ... and especially all those the intraoffice blowjobs, the desktop sex sessions, and the lunchtime masturbation breaks. Wait, your office isn't like that? Well, you might want to consider looking for a new employer—we hear some of these places are hiring! Better hop along after the jump and start checking out our roundup of the top ten office sex videos—we're sure the resumés are going to start piling up pretty quickly once word gets out about what kind of benefits these companies are offering.

Hot Office Fuck (redtube.com)

Amateur Doggystyle Office Fuck(pornhub.com)

Fucking in the Office (megarotic.com)

Fuck colleague in the office (megarotic.com)

Turkish Horny Secretary in Office (megarotic.com)

Homemade couple caught on spycam 0028. (megarotic.com)

Office fuck and creampie (megarotic.com)

Office CCTV - Girl Caught Masturbating (megarotic.com)

Nice Office Blowjob!! (megarotic.com)

Horny Secretary #2 (megarotic.com)

A European report reveals that companies...

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:04:47 EDT

A European report reveals that companies that limit employee internet usage are more likely to block Facebook and Orbitz than sites like ... well, Fleshbot. No wonder our traffic is so good during the day! (vnunet.com)

Whoever it is who decides things like this...

Jonnobot — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:30:50 EDT

Whoever it is who decides things like this has decided that office sex is back, though you just have to ask some of our interns to find out that in some places it never went away in the first place. (Then again, we're not exactly a typical workplace, so what do we know?) (men.style.com)

Team Fleshbot Wants You: Call For Interns

Jonnobot — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:49:55 EDT

Because the world of smut keeps expanding at an exponential rate, Team Fleshbot is looking for motivated and qualified interns to join us in our quest to bring you the best in pure filth five days a week.

The ideal candidate will be over 18 (duh), have excellent writing and communications skills, be comfortable with both the type of content we cover (straight and gay) and all aspects of internet research, and have basic Photoshop skills; a nice ass and a willingness to be harassed about it is optional. We will also give preference to applicants from the New York CIty, Los Angeles, San Francisco, and New Orleans areas since we'd like to work with you in person — but we'll definitely consider qualified applicants from other places.

Keeping in mind that "intern" is Croatian for "not paid as much as a real job", you shouldn't expect full-time pay for the position — though we will be paying a monthly stipend, and our interns may enjoy a host of other benefits including invitations to the various kinds of events we cover (yes, that includes porn sets every now and then), more free porn DVD screeners than you'll ever be able to watch in a lifetime, and regular Friday afternoon naked whipped cream wrestling matches in the Fleshbot Central staff lounge. (Oh, and being able to include that you worked for Gawker Media on your resumé, if that means anything to you too.)

Interested? Send us an email at jobs@fleshbot.com. Include your name and contact information along with a brief (200 words or less) statement of why you want to work with us and the URLs of any places online where we can see samples of your work. (Do not include attachments of any kind — resumés, writing samples, etc.; you can tell us in the email anything you need to about your experience or qualifications.) And please do let us know if you have any questions.

We look forward to seeing you in that break room every Friday! (Or at least on the other end of an IM window sometime soon.)

· Thumbnail via Naughty Office (naughtyoffice.com)

Well, We Bang Porn Stars Too

Gram Ponante — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 21:39:12 EDT

Porn personality and tennis teacher Geoff "Chef Jeff" Mena was fired by the recreation department of the city of Surprise, AZ after an anonymous plaintiff Googled the kindly city tennis instructor to discover his not-so-secret porn moonlighting, which includes the site IBangPornStars.com.

"Mr. Mena's other career made us wary of him teaching our wives, daughters and their teenage friends," the plaintiff wrote in a letter Mena obtained via a Freedom of Information Act request. Their hot teenage friends, I'd hasten to add.

Mena tells us that the job was going great before the anonymous letter appeared, and that his boss already knew about his porn affiliation. "We've known each other for years," he said. "He asked me about it before he hired me. It was irrelevent."

Porn will take you back, Geoff. Please bring Anna Kournikova with you.

· "Chef Jeff Fired frm Tennis Job Over Porn Past?" (avn.com)
· SDurprise tennis facility offers up soft opening (azcentral.com)
· I Bang Porn Stars (ibangpornstars.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

Think you have that special something that...

Fleshbot — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 14:21:01 EDT

Think you have that special something that makes people want to drop their hard-earned money on a leather harness? Portland-based Spartacus Leathers wants you to be their next catalogue cover model: "Models must be comfortable demonstrating the use of Spartacus products, including nipple clamps, restraints, crops and gags." We'd audition ourselves, but our Fleshbot contract specifically mentions a noncompete clause when it comes to wearing nipple clamps in public—we have to save those to wear around the office. (spartacusleathers.com, via AVN)