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more about #straight more comments → Ravenrose: My favorite way to put an eye out! #asian more » Mr.Gawn: i kinda want to get my GF one.. but she doesnt even use the rabbit i gave her #maritalaidtestkitchen more » Brahma: Whenever you hear someone say that Magnum condoms are only on the market to cater to the egos of guys who need to believe that they are larger than th... more » witeowl: Nice review. I may have to pick one up. One comment I can't resist: Shouldn't it be, "Leave your toy sitting on your charger all day; it'll still be ... more » tmronin: hard not to love skin in the bathroom: #latex more » Conrad: [gizmodo.com] #victoriassecret more » thePrototype: that was pretty hot!! #amateur more » Conrad: The article on Gizmodo convinced me to pick one up (still waiting for it to be shipped). I even spent some of my birthday money on it (money I was sa... more » sam991: Speaking of latex, it's precisely 5 months since Bianca Beauchamp was Gratuitous Nude. Methinks the hour has come around again. more » Beaker: Caution! Perky Nipples! #asian more » -
#getajobyouhippie
Joanna Angel Needs a New Slave
Oh, we know how badly you want to work under Joanna Angel, follow her every order and fulfill her every wish. Well, she's looking for someone to fill that special subservient role. More » -
#media
The Village Voice is officially even less interesting now that they've axed Fleshbot friend Tristan Taormino and her long-running "Pucker Up" column, due to the same budget cuts that have claimed just about every other decent sex writer they've had over the past few years. Good thing Tristan has plenty of other things to keep her busy these days-we'd hate to see all her considerable talents going to waste. (Gawker) -
#tehinternets
According to this press release masquerading as a "news" report, employers are reportedly worried about the so-called "porn modes" in the latest version of Internet Explorer and Google's Chrome browser. We're not sure what all the fuss is about, though — after all, we spend our whole work day looking at porn, and it just makes us more productive! (marketwatch.com) -
#reallife
Guess what? Working in a porn store isn't exactly a glamorous, teen-booty filled experience—it's actually a much more humdrum and occasionally surreal career than you might think it is, as this dispatch from the front makes abundantly clear. (Confidential to any European tourists stumbling upon this post: Bestiality porn is still illegal in the US as far as we know. So don't ask us where you can find any horse fucking videos either, k?) (popporn.com) -
#hardcore
Working Stiff: Top Ten Office Sex Videos
Excited as we are to be packing up and heading home for the weekend, there are a few things we always miss about the ol' 9 to 5 grind whenever we're not at work. You know, things like that comforting drone of copy machines in the background ... the cool, gently flickering glow of overhead florescent lights ... and especially all those the intraoffice blowjobs, the desktop sex sessions, and the lunchtime masturbation breaks. Wait, your office isn't like that? Well, you might want to consider looking for a new employer—we hear some of these places are hiring! Better hop along after the jump and start checking out our roundup of the top ten office sex videos—we're sure the resumés are going to start piling up pretty quickly once word gets out about what kind of benefits these companies are offering. -
#tehinternets
A European report reveals that companies that limit employee internet usage are more likely to block Facebook and Orbitz than sites like ... well, Fleshbot. No wonder our traffic is so good during the day! (vnunet.com) -
#trends
Whoever it is who decides things like this has decided that office sex is back, though you just have to ask some of our interns to find out that in some places it never went away in the first place. (Then again, we're not exactly a typical workplace, so what do we know?) (men.style.com) -
#employment
Team Fleshbot Wants You: Call For Interns
Because the world of smut keeps expanding at an exponential rate, Team Fleshbot is looking for motivated and qualified interns to join us in our quest to bring you the best in pure filth five days a week.
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#pornvalleyadjacentdispatch
Well, We Bang Porn Stars Too
Porn personality and tennis teacher Geoff "Chef Jeff" Mena was fired by the recreation department of the city of Surprise, AZ after an anonymous plaintiff Googled the kindly city tennis instructor to discover his not-so-secret porn moonlighting, which includes the site IBangPornStars.com. More » -
#yourasshere
Think you have that special something that makes people want to drop their hard-earned money on a leather harness? Portland-based Spartacus Leathers wants you to be their next catalogue cover model: "Models must be comfortable demonstrating the use of Spartacus products, including nipple clamps, restraints, crops and gags." We'd audition ourselves, but our Fleshbot contract specifically mentions a noncompete clause when it comes to wearing nipple clamps in public—we have to save those to wear around the office. (spartacusleathers.com, via AVN)


