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    inverts: I'm still not fucking watching Twilight. #celebrity more »
    FrancesTheMute: that's a fashion statement I can agree with #adrianalima more »
    offred: While I'm all in favor of the performers in question, I wonder how someone who was crowned the new Buttwoman can simultaneously be considered Barely L... more »
    thePrototype: any video with Jenny Hendrix and Alexis Texas is worth a watch in my book! #jennyhendrix more »
    hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: I love how recent years have made it okay that I had a crush on Wednesday from The Addams Family. #christinaricci more »
    dirtybacon: Did anyone ever win this? I found out I couldn't make it *frowny face* I hope someone here got in! #events more »
    Conrad: I'm glad I could help. #bigboobs more »
    Mazda Eric: i'd also bet large sums of money she's never seen an ep. of BSG or star trek: tng. #amateur more »
    Mazda Eric: I hate the nerd-chic that is so hip these days. when i was in high school i was chunky, awkward, had thick glasses and wore cheap sneakers because my ... more »
    Ravenrose: My favorite way to put an eye out! #asian more »
    Mr.Gawn: i kinda want to get my GF one.. but she doesnt even use the rabbit i gave her #maritalaidtestkitchen more »
    Brahma: Whenever you hear someone say that Magnum condoms are only on the market to cater to the egos of guys who need to believe that they are larger than th... more »
    witeowl: Nice review. I may have to pick one up. One comment I can't resist: Shouldn't it be, "Leave your toy sitting on your charger all day; it'll still be ... more »
    tmronin: hard not to love skin in the bathroom: #latex more »
    Conrad: [gizmodo.com] #victoriassecret more »
  • #hardcore

    Jenny Hendrix's Vagina Is Recession Proof

    The bursting of the housing bubble didn't affect prurient values at Jenny Hendrix's House of Sex & Fetish. Oh contraire, my dear perverts! Unlike porn or the auto industry Jenny's veejayjay remains recession proof! More »
  • #fleshbotrequests

    Open Wide: Girls With Gapes

    Here at Fleshbot, we're quite familiar with the world of gapes: be they vaginal, anal, or somewhere in between; freshly rimmed or dripping with the last remnants of a dirtpipe milkshake—well, we've seen (and enjoyed) a lot of gapes. So when themphill put in a request for gaping girls, well, we were only to happy to oblige. Now open wide—or at least get ready to meet some girls who already are.
  • #fleshbotrequests

    Junk In The Trunk: Fleshbot's Fapulous Big Booty Collection

    We've all heard too many lines about girls who got some badonkadonk going on. So why should we waste your time telling you how much we like big butts and how we can't lie about it (because of course we're supposed to say that too), when you've doubtless heard it all before and just want to cut to the chase? You don't need us quoting some overplayed frat boy rap classic on the joys of big booty: after the jump, it's all here for you to enjoy for yourself. (And if you do need some explanation, just ask angelicbeef. He'll be happy to help you out.).
  • #bbw

    Coming To Turgid Terms With "Barely Legal Baby Fat"

    If this movie were named "Zaftig Elegance," I wouldn't feel so downright creepy about watching it. Instead this movie appeals to my prurient interest: I think of all the babysitters who line up at the hot dog stand by the minor league baseball field in Fleshbot West's Home Town. I think of the younger sisters (or worse, daughters) of the angular women who taught us SQL Server, and feel Ashamed. That the movie opens with sound effects of a crying infant and soothing lullaby bells also makes me wonder who the target audience is. More »