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    hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: 10:38 Oh dear, she has a dildo. 10:47 Cannot describe what just went on. Amazing. I'll try to fill this in later. Wow. I am laughing uncontrollably ... more »
    sloanesf: yay true blood! #awards more »
    dirtybacon: How to finish off? *snicker* shots! #awards more »
    dirtybacon: Come on, True BLood over Californication? #awards more »
    dirtybacon: Big, sequined clit? that's gonna haunt my dreams tonight. Not sure if that is a good thing or not. #awards more »
    dirtybacon: We need a better interface then the refresh button for next year. But I don't care, I'll be there next year, dammit! #awards more »
    dirtybacon: Ottimo, I expect some serious dishing on any and all drunken brouhaha. We are living vicariously through you, remember. #awards more »
    sloanesf: whoo condoms! #madisonyoung more »
    dirtybacon: And yes, I see the sarah Silverman resemblance. #awards more »
    dirtybacon: where are our live pics? Is the satellite down, I'm not getting the feed! #awards more »
    dirtybacon: Some questions: 1. Was there a winner for the invite to the awards? 2. Was there ever a list of categories? 3. Will you show videos (like Sasha'a acce... more »
    dirtybacon: Paul pope won? sweetness! too bad he isn't there, he is the sexiest of comic creators. #awards more »
    hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: I expect my award for best commenter in the mail. #awards more »
    sloanesf: i want a fleshbot award for my coffee table. #awards more »
    dirtybacon: I am so jealous!! I wish I was there! #awards more »
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