We'd like to encourage all of our readers to show their support for Dan Lacey—and, by extension, for all artists who choose to use eBay to sell their work. Nudity has long been a part of fine art, there is nothing deviant or depraved about depicting the human body. And those who would take away our right to enjoy erotic arts need to be taught lesson.

Please, spread the word about this. Email eBay to express your support of erotic art, blog about the importance of artistic freedom, and let the wouldbe censors know that we will not stand for their petty, closeminded attitudes. Seriously, anyone who thinks that a picture of a fully clothed America Ferrara should be considered "child porn" should not be setting the standards for the rest of us.

· “Obama Porn” Artist Shifts From Obama PornTo Implied Child Porn and Full Frontal Nudity on Ebay (jdlong.wordpress.com)
· Alamo City Pundit Leads Drive To Have Paintings Removed From Ebay (faithmouse.blogspot.com)

· Auction Diva Fashion (auctiondivafashion.com, red bustier via ebay.com)

Previously: (The Return Of) AuctionBabez, Babeway Auctions, Eros Bids, Used Panty Portal

All right, Mary, but why?

"... Because my grandmother had breast cancer," Carey told noted gentlemen's magazine Reuters. Just so you don't think Carey has pulled a Jenna Jameson, the former California gubernatorial candidate just replaced the smaller models with 36DDD ones.

· "Porn star politician auctions breast implants" (reuters.co)
· Buy Mary Carey's breast implants (ebay.com)

Previously: Good Deeds Archive

Sure, we've drooled over our fair share of eBay items before here on Fleshbot, but our collective glands are working overtime today after peeping this rather astounding one-of-a-kind collection of goodies related to Playboy's legendary 1970 "Big Bunny" DC-9 aircraft. Described in press materials at the time of its inaugural flight as "Hef's sky-high hutch" and "a floating bachelor pad", the "Big Bunny" was the ultimate in sexy jet-set fabulosity ... and now you have a chance to own the actual fiberglass panels from the original model of Hef's private quarters on the plane as well as a pile of ephemera related to the project (even if you'll have to go to London to pick them up if you're the lucky high bidder). As far as we're concerned, though, all those prototype stewardess uniforms would be worth the reserve price alone for the chance to make all our grooviest flight attendant cosplay parties something really special.

· "RARE HUGH HEFFNER (sic) PLAYBOY DC-9 BIG BUNNY INTERIOR PROTOTYPE AND EPHEMERA" (ebay.com)

Previously: The Playboy Legacy Collection: Classic Boobs For The Ages, Flesh Flicks: Another Serving Of Orgy Stew(ardesses), Wet Spots: Flying The Friendly Skies, "The Stewardesses: 3D"

Today's below-drinking-age porn starlets have fans, but advanced-in-dirtiness biker harlots Kylie Ireland and Ginger Lynn have fans. The pair are auctioning off a double date on eBay in support of their friend Nicki Hunter's medical expenses. The auction closes March 30. Hunter will also be the beneficiary of proceeds from A Very Special Porn Star Karaoke this evening in beautiful roadside Burbank.

Ireland and Lynn will not divulge the location of the dinner, or even if dinner will be eaten. - GP

· Win a Date with Ginger And Kylie (ebay.com)
· Nicki Hunter (nickihunter.com)
· Porn Star Karaoke @ Sardo's Bar (sardosbar.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch: Nikki Hunter Takes on Big C, Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

· Authorities are searching for a woman who broke into a University of Michigan fraternity house and masturbated on the couch for half an hour last Thursday, also known "the greatest day in Pi Kappa Alpha history." (michigandaily.com)

· Melita Toniolo is yet another hot foreign babe who we'd like to get to know better. America needs to step up its game. (publicnipslips.blogspot.com)

· Police recover over 100 pounds of stolen panties from a Washington State man and they're all laid out for you. Seriously, they're all laid out the floor for some reason. (krem.com)

· When all else fails ... zookeepers turn to panda porn. Again. (foxnews.com)

· Adrants does a complex statistical analysis to determine why men watch more online videos than women despite being a minority on the internets. (Hint: It's the porn, stupid.) (emarketer.com + adrants.com)

· Would you like to be the proud owner of a plaster cast of the boobs of some supermodel you've never heard of? Of course you would. Start bidding! (metro.co.uk)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

· These vintage pictures help explain how stewardesses (sorry, flight attendants) got such sexy reputations. Who wouldn't be attracted to chicks who know how to fly? (thrillingwonder.blogspot.com)

Those pictures must have been taken in a more innocent time before flight attendants started masturbating on sleeping passengers. Maybe there's such a thing as the skies being too friendly sometimes? (twincities.com - thanks Scott)

· Gisele Bundchen has racked up a few frequent flier miles herself, which is why she's an international supermodel. And her cover photos sure beat flipping through a Sky Mall catalogue. (gorillamask.net)

· A x-rated fax from Kylie Minogue to her former boyfriend is up for sale on eBay, which we personally find very upsetting. No one should ever have to have long-distance sex via fax machine. (dailystar.co.uk, via wired.com)

· Let's get this straight: asexuals aren't interested in having sex with anyone, ever? And people think we're the freaks. (abcnews.go.com)

· A bit of advice: do not attempt to light your matches on an actual woman's ass. Although, we might be able to direct you to a club where you can try that for a small fee. (random-good-stuff.com)

· Learn more about having eco-friendly sex. Don't worry, it doesn't involve doing it on a compost heap or anything like that. (canada.com, via Fark)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives