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#hysteria
Fight For The Rights Of Erotic Art On eBay!
Well, it seems our friend Dan Lacey is stirring up some controversy—a conservative blogger has discovered the erotic Faithmouse cartoon on eBay, and wants eBay to take it down. Well, we're going to fight back. More » -
#cheaters
Hell Hath No Fury Like An eBay Seller Scorned
A woman on eBay is selling the evidence of her husband's infidelity—a used condom wrapper and a photo of "the tart's kinckers." We hope her shamed husband finds the auction, because then the bidding might really get exciting. (reuters.com) -
#found
How To Succeed On eBay Without Even Trying To Show Off Your Boobs Because They're So Huge Anyway
Hello there, mysterious headless eBay lady who goes by the handle chantelley1981. We're very happy to see that you have an impressive 99.3% positive feedback rating from your satisfied customers, though we have to admit that figure strikes us as a little high: do you mean to tell us that you've sold all that clothing and not once has anyone complained that the top you sent them was all stretched out in the chest area? (Or wait—maybe that's where that 0.7% negative feedback came from. Some people are just too picky.) (eBay - thanks Lucas) -
#found
No matter how many collections of vintage dirty movie posters we come across, the great thing about them is that there are always tons more out there than we ever expected. Oh, Easy Alice, where are you now? (Flickr, via sex-and-blogs.com + papelcontinuo.net) -
#wtf
Someone on eBay may have actually paid $34 for a Sun Chip that looks (sorta) like a vagina. For that kind of money you could pay to see a real one, but we suppose in either case you still wouldn't be able to eat it. (ebay.com, via gorillamask.net) -
#found
History buffs should appreciate this gallery of ancient condom wrappers from the '30s and '40s. Just like Grandpa used ... or didn't use, obviously, otherwise you wouldn't be here. (ep.tc, via copyranter.blogspot.com) -
#shopping
Still More Sexy eBay Auctions: The Return
Power sellers on eBay have known for years that nothing gets your ad more attention—and gets your item more bids—than featuring a nice picture of your product alongside a sexy babe. It's the same principle that makes The Price Is Right so successful. So if you're a hot babe looking to unload some slinky garments, why not use the online auction house and all that accumulatedf market research to turn a healthy profit? If you're lucky you might even get featured on Auction Diva Fashion, which serves as yet another place to spotlight those sellers who combine sexy headless bodies with even sexier feedback ratings. Meanwhile, buyers might find a naughty red dress or even some nice used panties—but not, you know ... used. That's a different store altogether. More » -
#hellogorgeous
In case you missed bidding on it the last time around, someone else is auctioning off another copy of that vintage "Barbra Streisand" porn film on eBay—this time with a relative bargain starting bid of $1,500 with proceeds going to a legal fund for victims of sexual molestation, (Though if you're feeling that charitable, we'd recommend just donating your money to a worthy cause outright—that was you won't have to watch someone who looks like Barbra Streisand having sex.) (ebay.com) -
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#tistheseason
Mary Carey Shocker: Knocker Auction
Because her town's sanitation department does not allow heavy item pickup, Mary Carey is ebaying the 36D implants recently tweezed from her chestal cavity and donating 90 percent of the proceeds to breast cancer research. More » -
#video
YouPorn is (allegedly) close to surpassing eBay as one of the most popular sites in Britain. Probably because it's very difficult to auction off porn when people have trouble keeping their bids up. (metro.co.uk) -
#found
Despite the item description, we're not entirely sure exactly what you'll receive should you happen to be the high bidder for this "Used Panties Of The Moustache Woman" auction currently up at eBay.it. We do know, however, that it's a rare chance to indulge two fetishes at the same time, so whatever you end up paying will be worth twice as much as what you paid for it. (indienudes.com) -
#business
Eros Blog asks "Why do people pay for porn on the internet, when you can get so much for free?" We've often wondered the same thing, though it's nice to know that other folks are paying for a lifetime subscription to RustyTrombones.com besides us. (erosblog.com)
