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more about #straight more comments → Ruthless, If you let me: I had quite the obsession with Ms. Seymour (& Christensen too) in my early teen days. She still looks amazing. Like someone found a stash of pics from... more » stradric: You should check out the go-getter on celebritymoviearchive. Not quite nude, but you can see nipple and half an ass. more » BlackANUS: How about a pole (not of the stripper variety) about users' favorite streaming sites? Could be very...ummm...useful for helping readers find new sites. more » rogerfeelbert: The world (internet) is our oyster (porn source). more » dirtybacon: "Topless Eva Amurri, just because" I approve this reason. more » indiepixels: Yum, yes it is. more » fragile: Sex Tapes. So what is the next big thing? more » fragile: The cake is a lie! more » fragile: she should get much more loving more » fragile: hang out and relax? more » MCWHAMMER: "...we've never even seen a Blu-Ray player, let alone actually used one..." What?! How is this possible. Guys, it's not like DVD's are going to com... more » Beaker: Ah, buffet in the buff :-) more » MCWHAMMER: Here's one more that isn't "cake", but is still very good: [youporn.com] more » Conrad: Are we sure that's not just an excerpt from Californication? Sorry on further inspection it is just a look-a-like of Rick Springfield. Close, but not... more » MCWHAMMER: My god, we'll have to get the FBI just to verify that that is both a man and woman - the video seems to have been recorded via a 1997 cameraphone. more » -
#leterfromeurope
Czech Girls Are Easy: "One Night Stand"
This movie is like a Chamber of Commerce ad for the Czech Republic; Buildings are bombed-out rubble? The water gives you dysentery? The dollar is weak? Doesn't matter - women with questionable morals abound. More » -
#pornparodies
Come On Get Horny: "This Ain't the Partridge Family XXX"
There is a "Turn, Turn, Turn" moment in "This Ain't the Partridge Family XXX" that outdoes every "Turn, Turn, Turn" moment in "The Wonder Years." Why? Because the "purpose under heaven" involves Shawna Lenee.
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#dvdreview
Goo Diligence: "Cum Scene Investigation 5"
Perhaps this porn series cleaved harder to its non-porn inspiration in earlier incarnations, but for the life of me I can't find a Gary Sinise anywhere in the fifth installment. Facially unloaded disappointment. More » -
#thehorror
When Black Friday Comes: "Slave 01"
What with all that turkey you ate, right about now you're probably saying "I could really use, or watch being used, a canola oil enema." Yes, there is something universal about Thanksgiving. Good thing, too, because while you were spending time with your loved ones on the verge of tears, slave Moxxie Maddron was doing everything she could to keep her relationship with Master Eric Swiss alive, including cleaning the toilet bowl by any means necessary. Read on (if you dare). -
#dvdreview
Rocco Siffredi, "Animal Trainer"
With the amount of porn sent to me (for free!) every week, I have come to appreciate any non-standard scene setups. There are only so many times, for example, I can watch Darryl Hanah absently masturbating on a couch as a cock enters from the left of frame before I ... well, watch a hundred more scenes just like it. Thank the Intelligent Designer that Gawker pays me so handsomely! More » -
#dvd
Ashlynn Brooke And Sadie West Tie A Viscous Ribbon In "Hearts And Minds 2"
"Couples' movies"—the porn term for movies with plots and scripts—fight an uphill battle for the hearts, minds, and pants of consumers. Today we look at New Sensations', er, tentpole movie for 2008 AVN award consideration, the military porn drama "Hearts And Minds 2". More » -
#pornsports
High Drama In "Not Rated Pro Wrestling"
When you took your SATs last year, doubtless you encountered the analogy "Love is to porn as sports is to X." And if for X you chose "professional wrestling" you will be delighted with today's feature film spotlight, which combines porn and wrestling in the same way couchbound people yearned for Alien and Predator to get it on. More » -
#giadarlingsuperstar
"Gia Darling Will Kick Your Ass," Fleshbot Readers!
My personal belief is that no man is ever truly surprised when the woman he's with reveals herself to be a transsexual, a dominatrix, or a Mormon. So Mistress Berlin's question of Julian at the beginning of "Gia Darling Will Kick Your Ass!" is part of the elegant dance between domme and sub, like French Court face-saving protocol. Of course he knows he's about to get beaten, pegged, and "forced" to fellate a transsexual, but the savvy domme also knows to pretend he just fell into her clutches. See that question after the gap. More » -
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#pornlesbians
Kissing Jessica Drake, Who Is "Kissing Girls"
To know jessica drake—or at least to bump into her semi-regularly—is to be infatuated with jessica drake. That is why hopes are high when Wicked gets around to jessica drake in its contract performer marquee movie rotation. And that drake gets around to Dana DeArmond turns out to be a pleasant surprise in "Kissing Girls." More » -
#dvdreview
It's Knot(s) For Everyone: "Nina Hartley's Guide To Bondage Sex"
So you've watched your fair share of bondage porn, and you're starting to think that maybe you'd like to explore some bondage in the bedroom. But where to start? Though the pros may make it look easy, serious bondage isn't for beginners—and even with some practice, it's still advanced sex play. The last thing you want to do is get some rope and see how it goes. If you're going to go bound, you'll need some good guidelines and some easy to follow instructions. More » -
#dvdreview
Kaylani Lei Is A Twist With A Twist In "The Accidental Hooker"
Viewers who watch this feature all the way through will be rewarded with a twist ending uncharacteristic of porn movies. I say this as a favor to this movie's producers, because I can't say that everything leading up to the twist is the best a talented group of people can do. Still, you can watch this in a double feature with "Kiss Attack" and not regret the evening. More » -
#dvdreview
Guided Into Position With "The Expert Guide To Positions"
After watching a few of her new Vivid-Ed releases, we're more convinced than ever that Tristan Taormino produces some of the best eduporn out there. The videos she's done for the line have been consistently smart and sexy, and do a great job of educating us and turning us on at the same time. But how much of that is due to Tristan's considerable charisma, and how much is the Vivid-Ed format itself? We had a chance to investigate that mystery this week with the latest Vivid-Ed release, "The Expert Guide to Positions": though it features Tristan as an onscreen educator, "Positions" was directed by Geoff Bean. More » -
#dvdreview
Coming For A Cause: Just About Everybody You've Ever Masturbated To In "Defend Our Porn"
Whether you want to donate to the Evil Angel legal defense fund or spend 10 glorious, disturbing, jaw-dropping, delightful, and carnivorous hours with the likes of Belladonna, Sasha Grey, Sandra Romain, Eva Angelina, and Tricia Devereaux (or, I imagine, both), you will love "Defend Our Porn." More » -
#dvdreview
Keeping The "Chemistry" Alive: The Orgy Edition
As the fourth installment in an award-winning series, "Chemistry 4" has a lot to live up to. Tristan Taormino's strategy of putting a group of porn stars in a house for a long weekend, arming them with cameras, and letting them have at each other has been a winning formula so far— but after three hot sessions of "Real World"-style porn, even the best-laid plans can start to wear thin. How do you keep the chemistry alive? More » -
#rippedfromtheheadlines
DVD Review: "Gov Lov: The Eliot Splitz-her Story"
Less than one month after the Eliot Spitzer "Client 9" scandal broke, Hustler made a porn parody of it. So you can say this about porn: even if it no longer drives technology, you can be sure that the turnaround time between event and attendant testicular reaction to event is still very quick. Should this movie be reviewed on its own merits, as a story of a public official who can't keep his pants on, or should we think of it as a porn adaptation of real, though tawdry, events? More » -
#dvdreview
The Wages Of Sin: Madison Young's Come "Undone"
Red-haired Madison Young tells white lies in purple rooms. Why? Because she loves too much; she is too eager to please. Always going the extra mile in her stripper duties, Young fibs to favorite customer (Daniel) when he asks her to go to an SM party with him after her shift. More » -
#dvdreview
Blame It On The "Rain": Intermittent Squirting Ahead
In our private correspondence, you have often told me that squirting has a certain "majesty." "It seems like they're giving back," you said. In performer/director John E. Depth's "I Make It Rain," in which he plays a sex therapist to Charley Chase, the countertransference begins almost immediately—but one must look very closely to find the squirting. More » -
#dvdreview
Casey Parker's "California Dreamin'"
Casey Parker's Golden State travelogue "California Dreamin'" follows the plucky Shane's World star up and down the coast where she finds love and learns a little about the state that allows if not condones her way of life. Try not to think about what her gas budget must have been like and join us for a review after the jump. More »
