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Could Sarah Gardiner Have Modeled For I Shot Myself As Well? [UPDATED]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 14:15:00 EST

Reader SubhujaLila noticed that Sarah Gardiner also looks like Liv from I Shot Myself. We've only found one photo, and the resemblance seems less strong than with Tricia L—but we're keeping an open mind.

UPDATE: More photos of Liv have trickled in. We're still not convinced that she's Sarah Gardiner—or even Tricia L—but we figured we'd let you do your own research.

· Liv (ishotmyself.com)
· Photo of Sarah Gardiner by mattbooy (flickr.com)

Behold The "Ashley Dupre Sex Tape" (Again)

Richard — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:20:36 EDT

We're not sure that the woman featured on TrashleyDupre.com is really Ashley Dupre ("Superhooker!")—and even if it is, we're even less sure that she made the site's "unbelievable" video explicitly for former governor Elliot Spitzer. (After all, it wouldn't be the first time we were taken for a ride on the fake train.) All we can say for sure about whoever's in the video is that (a) she's a hot brunette, and (b) the site is telling us the truth when they say we can watch her "tickle her pink taco". And really, isn't that all that matters?

• TrashleyDupre.com (preview and "membership access" info @ trashleydupre.com - or just wait for it to show up on the video sharing sites momentarily)

Previously: DVD Review: "Gov Lov: The Eliot Splitz-her Story"

Much as we support adult companies being...

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 11:45:55 EDT

Much as we support adult companies being socially responsible and giving back to the community, there are probably some causes that sex toy retailers should stay far, far away from ... like anything that has to do with children. We're sure that Sinless Touch has their heart in the right place, but there's something a little creepy about seeing the faces of smiling children on the same page as links to vibrators and bondage supplies. (sinlesstouch.com; more @ + thumbnail via AVN - thanks Cory)

It's almost too easy to make jokes about...

Jonnobot — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:30:24 EDT

It's almost too easy to make jokes about how the porn industry is responsible for stimulating the economy (though we draw the line at even thinking about Bush's package)—but we guess they're sort of hard to avoid when you're talking about some independent market research company's claim that "many websites focused on adult or erotic material have experienced an upswing in sales in the recent weeks" thanks to those magic economic stimulus checks. Too bad we already spent all of ours on hookers and beer, or else we totally would've renewed our membership to AssSmoothie.com! (

Yet another family bought some perfectly...

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 09:15:50 EDT

Yet another family bought some perfectly innocent household item... only to discover it was full of porn, which has never happened to us or anyone we know. Which obviously means that we are totally shopping at the wrong stores. (wkrg.com)

Fuck A Porn Star: All It Takes Is A Penny And A Dream

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 13:05:20 EDT

If the plaintive requests we (still) get from ambitously horny Fleshbot readers on a regular basis are any indication, many of you are looking for a way to get into the adult industry with a minimum of fuss and bother. Good news: your big break could be just one penny (and a whole lot of luck) away thanks to the folks at the Fuck Raffle! Buy a ticket for said raffle and you'll get the very minuscule chance of appearing in a thirty minute scene with the porn star of your choosing—as well as an additional sixty minutes alone with said porn star for, uh, rehearsal purposes we guess. Of course, we don't know which porn star you'll get to fuck—curiously, the names of the men and women featured in the "pornfolio" won't be revealed until after ticket sales have closed—and the whole thing has a whiff of scam about it if you ask us. But hey, tickets are just a penny—and since your chances of fucking a Jesse Jane or a Stormy Daniels are pretty minuscule anyway, what have you got to lose?

· Fuck Raffle (fuckraffle.net, via coedmagazine.com)

Keeley Hazell, Renaissance Woman

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:36:53 EDT

Keeley Hazell: is there anything she can't do? Recently named World's Sexiest Brit (at least by the British version of FHM), she's now showing the world that there's more to her than just T&A, with the release of her very first single, "Voyeur" (which, we're pleased to see, also includes a bit of T&A). And if that weren't enough, she may also be singlehandedly responsible for the end to the cola wars once more people catch wind of her ringing endorsement of Coca Cola—why can't all products be photographed next to her nipples anyway?

· "Keely Hazell Is Back, And Topless" (fhm.com)
· Keeley Hazell 'Voyeur' (youtube.com)

So wait ... actress Elizabeth Banks is a...

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:50:55 EDT

So wait ... actress Elizabeth Banks is a porn star now? Funny, we just thought she was playing one in a movie. Either some "reporter" did some really sloppy "research", or life is imitating art these days a lot closer than we thought. (thecelebritycafe.com)

The "Ashley Dupre Sex Tape" (Verdict: Unlikely, But It's A Decent Blowjob Anyway)

Jonnobot — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:48:46 EDT

Anyone remember a young woman named Ashley Dupre? Yeah, we had to look her up too; it seems that she was sort of famous a while back for sleeping with the President or something and charging him half a million dollars for it. Anyway, someone just sent us a thirty second movie clip of her giving a blowjob and getting splooged all over her chin ... or at least the file name says "AshleyDupreeSexTape.mov", and it said it was her in the subject line of the email that went along with the clip too. Guess that means she really is famous! After all, you know what they say: you're nobody until somebody tries to pass off a sex tape with your name on it. (Actually, we just made that up just now. But feel free to quote us anytime you like.)

Previously: Prostitute's Only Slightly Less Shameful Past Revealed: Was Ashley Dupre A "Girl Gone Wild"?

Breaking: Dark-Haired Woman Likes To Have Sex, Presumably In A City

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:48:45 EDT

OMG, have you guys heard? Charlotte from "Sex And The City" has a sex tape!!1! OK, there's not really a tape: there's just a set of dirty pictures from about five years ago (or so they say), and you only kind of see her face in like two of them. But according to TMZ, a guy who may or may not have dated a famous woman is trying sell naked pictures that he says are her because he saw a trailer for the upcoming "Sex And The City" movie and figured now would be a good time to cash in. Shocking! Of course, no one would ever use a dirty trick like that to drum up subscriptions for an otherwise generic paysite or anything. Or would they?

See what all the hoo-ha is about (as well as whoever's hoo-ha is supposed to be Kristin's) after the jump.

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· "Sex in Kristin's City" (tmz.com)

Scentuelle: A Little Sniff'll Do Ya

Fleshbot — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 11:29:53 EDT

Forget sniffing your own (or a friend's) armpits for that extra hormonal boost to get you through the day, because the slightly creepy, sorta science-y Scentuelle patch has arrived. Apparently, it's the woman's answer to Viagra! It's randiness for your wrist! Currently available in the United Kingdom, Canada, South Africa, and the US, the strange little stick-on device doesn't produce a drug that goes into your bloodstream a la nicotine patches, but works instead like those scratch and sniff stickers you used to stick all over your Trapper Keeper ... except instead of just sitting there smelling like a banana split or strawberry shortcake, it makes you horny. You're supposed to sniff it a few times a day in order to "feel more sexually aware and open to romantic interludes"; if it actually works, we suggest buying up stock before addiction to this horny-making aroma sets in. Gawd knows we need all the help we can get. -AR

· Scentuelle Libido Patch (scentuellepatch.com)

Previously: Porn Vegas Dispatch: How To Avoid Shoulder Stink