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The Erotic Vector Art Of Wikipedia (Yes, Wikipedia)

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 17:30:01 EDT

The jury is still out on whether Wikipedia is actually a cornucopia of hardcore porn—but it seems safe to say there's at least a little sexy on the free encyclopedia. Like, for instance, this erotic vector art.

Apparently, these highbrow illustrations are being used to explain, say, the concept of tittyfucking (in lieu of actual porn photos). Which leaves us wondering: if it's drawn, is it more or less dirty than a photograph? Frankly, we're not sure we know the answer.

· The best of erotic vector art on Wikipedia (NSFW) [I Heart Kink] (iheartchaos.com)

Oh, Those Naughty Victorians And Their Naughty Pictures

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 14:30:01 EDT

The Victorians may have had a reputation for prudery—but when no one was looking, they definitely knew how to get the party started. And to think, all this time we thought that hippies invented 69ing.

A whole slew of nasty, naughty Victorian post cards (NSFW) [Art] (iheartchaos.com)

A whole slew of nasty, naughty Victorian post cards (NSFW) [Art] (iheartchaos.com)

A whole slew of nasty, naughty Victorian post cards (NSFW) [Art] (iheartchaos.com)

A whole slew of nasty, naughty Victorian post cards (NSFW) [Art] (iheartchaos.com)

A whole slew of nasty, naughty Victorian post cards (NSFW) [Art] (iheartchaos.com)

A whole slew of nasty, naughty Victorian post cards (NSFW) [Art] (iheartchaos.com)

A whole slew of nasty, naughty Victorian post cards (NSFW) [Art] (iheartchaos.com)

Astronaut's Dirty Drawing To Be Auctioned Off This Summer

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 15 May 2009 13:30:01 EDT

$200,000 may seem like a steep price to pay for a cute drawing of a naked girl—but this is no ordinary drawing of a naked girl. This drawing has been on the moon.

Found in the cuff mounted checklist worn by NASA astronaut Charles Duke (on the moon!), the drawing is part of a collection of astronaut memorabilia that'll be auctioned off in London this July. Man, if only we'd gone to astronaut school... all our porny drawings might actually be worth something now!

· Photo from Getty Images (daylife.com, more at Gizmodo)

Savita Bhabhi Hits The Big(ger) Time

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 05 May 2009 17:30:01 EDT

Almost a full year after we first discovered her, Savita Bhabhi—India's very own virtual pornstar—is getting (more) mainstream attention. Additionally, she's still having sex with people through the magic of online comics. (globalpost.com)

Lick To Experience — Or Just Look, If You Prefer

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 15:30:05 EDT

The about page of Lick to Experience informs us that "[t]his website/blog is ruled by 5 individuals who besides being addicted to pornography are also creative beings who enjoy taking photographs, drawing, doing computer stuff, music or things alike." Frankly, they had us at "addicted to pornography," but the fact that they channel that addiction through artistic endeavors (you know, besides synchronized masturbation) makes us like them even more.

· Lick to Experience (licktoexperience.net, via Indie Nudes)

Cartoon Porn Goes Down On Your Childhood

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 11:04:48 EST

We see a lot of filthy, filthy stuff in our daily travels, but somehow nothing makes us feel dirtier than watching Fred cheat on Wilma with Betty Rubble. Or a Simpsons family gangbang. Or even some man-on-Spiderman fan fic. Even sweet little Kim Possible can't escape the clutches of pervy cartoon fans who love to draw your most beloved childhood icons in extremely compromising positions. The best part about animation is that anything goes and as you can see from this pen-and-ink inspired TGP gallery anything definitely goes when it comes to cartoon smut. Management is not responsible for the loss of your cherished memories.

· Cartoon Pussy (cartoon-pussy.com)

Previously: This Week In Japanese Porn Titles: "Cartoon Character Costume Rape", Hot 'Toon Babes By Alessandro Scacchia, Cartoon Porn by Alex Hiro, Catt House Studios, More Hardcore 'Toons

Naked Chicks On Post-It Notes

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:15:30 EDT

If there's one word that comes to mind when we think of the people who create and produce the filth that we live off of each day, it's Resourcefulness. Because no matter what the situation, or what tools may be at their disposal, or how small the budget, people will always find a way to make porn. Even if all you have is a few stray office supplies, there's no reason why you can't whip up a naughty sketch of a well-shaded pair of boobies. That's how you end up with a site like Naked Chicks on Post-It Notes, where a simple ball point pen and some spare sticky pads are magically transformed into something dirty. It's like the MacGyver of bawdy art blogs, brought to you in bite-size form. And you can use them to mark the favorite pages in your spank mags for double the fun!

· Naked Chicks on Post-It Notes (nakedchicksonpostitnotes.blogspot.com)

Previously: Dr. Sketchy's Salon Takes Over Brooklyn, Oddly Sexy Art By Japi Honoo, Carnets Pornographiques: When You Care Enough To Send The Very Breast

Look, we don't know where these pictures...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 17:24:17 EDT

Look, we don't know where these pictures came from, who made them, or what their purpose is, but here it is: dragons fucking cars. The End. (image directory @ mightyjustice.net, via fluxblog.org)

Sexy Digital Art by No Para Innita

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 12:14:34 EDT

Trying to decipher the profile of artist No Para Innita might leave you with some scratches on the top of your head. For starters, No Para Innita is her legal name, but she's actually two people—No and Innita—one of whom is fictional but in love with the other and together they somehow caused the 1906 San Francisco earthquake. Oh, and she is also a he, who became "artistically female" in order to create sexy vector-like drawings of beautiful naked women. Trust us when we say that these digital portraits are much more straightforward than that biographical description, but they both give some insight into the musings of a seriously creative mind. The good people of San Francisco, on the other hand, may want to have a word with her.

· Art "por No" + profile (Flickr)
· Innita on MySpace (myspace.com)

Previously: There's Always More Room At The Expansion Mansion, The Mangina: Coming Soon To A Stage Near You, Narumi's Story, Hot Vector Babes

Art by Jean-Claude Claeys: Romans Noirs

Fleshbot — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 15:31:15 EDT

Calling French artist Jean-Claude Claeys a mere illustrator is like calling Rembrandt a painter or Shake Shack a New York City burger stand: it may be descriptive, but it doesn't convey the sublime heights of expression his work achieves. Working from a variety of sources including original photographs and found images, Claeys' work is meticulously detailed, supremely atmospheric, and frequently very, very sexy. Don't be put off by all that French text you'll encounter when poking around the opening page of his sprawling online portfolio; clicking on pretty much any thumbnail image will lead you to detailed views of his noirish erotic landscapes and other photo and art galleries, though if you want to read what he has to say about his work we suppose you can do that too. As for us, we're content to let his pictures do the talking. (Besides, who has time to translate anything when there's so much sexy eye candy to explore?)

· Jean-Claude Claeys: Illustrateur de romans noirs (jean-claude-claeys.com, via Erotica Curiosa)

Previously: Art by Greg Loudon: Desolate Angels, Autodestruct: Sexy (And Strange) Pinup Art by Paul Richards, Sex In Comics: A Brief History, Narumi's Story, Meet Magenta (And Friends), Sexy Fumetti: Dr. Barnard's Nurse Barbara

Sexy Superheroine Art by Adam Hughes

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 13:00:37 EDT

While it's true that female superheroes tend to be drawn with impossibly curvaceous figures, the fact that almost all comic book artists are men is not the reason why. (Well, not the only reason.) For starters, they're super heroes—so it's only natural that they have super measurements, right? She's Wonder Woman, not Flat Chested Girl Next Door Woman! Secondly, can you think of a more effective crime fighting weapon than a killer body? Who can escape to their hideout when they're too busy ogling a girl in a skin tight, star-spangled swimsuit? Artist Adam Hughes gets that, and that's how his covers for Wonder Woman, Catwoman, Lara Croft, and other fantasy babes put the majesty and awe—and a whole lot of sexiness—back into hero worship. They almost make us want to take up a life of crime just for a chance to get tied up in that golden lasso.

· Adam Hughes Illustrations (justsayah.com, via sexinart.net)

Previously: Girl Power: Sexy Art by Koutarou, Sex In Comics: A Brief History, Superman's Secret Porno Past!, Cartoon Porn by Alex Hiro, (Lots More) Superheroine Fantasies