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#diy
It's Phoenix Marie's "Sexy Life," And You're Welcome To It
You know who's sexy in person? That Phoenix Marie. She seems, in all the best ways, ready to go. So we were very interested to see her solo project, "My Sexy Life." More » -
#dvd
Angelic Shirley Is Waiting In A Tampa Gloryhole
Somewhere in a dingy Tampa bookshop kneels naked, 20-year-old Shirley. She peers through a crudely cut hole in the sheetrock and waits for all comers. She doesn't have to wait long. More » -
#wii
The question we're asking when it comes to the WiibratorLink is not why or how, but what is taking so long? It's not like people haven't been waiting for something like this since before they were waiting for Mario Kart. (oioo.deo, via slashdong.org) -
#nudes
Photographer To Naked Models: "Do It Yourself"
We're big fans of the DIY ethic, mostly because whenever our bosses ask us to stay a little late and put in some extra work our response is usually, "Do it yourself!" But there's a different kind of DIY that we're also fans of, and it's in the same style as the homemade self-sufficient photography that made MySpace famous. Photographer Uwe Ommer devoted a whole book to the self-shot naked portrait, helping his models to create nude photographs that they snapped on their own. Ommer obviously lent a helping hand with the setup and lighting, so the results are miles above the pouty-look-in-the-mirror snapshots that are a staple of social networking profile pics. But the concept remains the same—leave a beautiful girl alone with a camera and see what she can create. We don't want to ruin the surprise for you, but it's pretty hot. More » -
#howto
Up Close And Very Personal With The DIY Dildo Cam
Everyone knows that the difference between "erotica" and "porn" is the frequency of extreme closeups of a penis moving in and out of a vagina. But when you're shooting your own personal amateur masterpiece at home (and without the help of Swedish authorities) how can you get that special balls-eye view to make your final product look as good as the professional kind? Here's one solution: build your own homemade dildo cam! With a little glue, a few wires and some good old fashioned ingenuity, you can take viewers on a ride on that train as it enters the tunnel. (Note: Actually installing a camera in one's scrotum is still best left to the pros.) More » -
#geekery
Steampunk Masturbation: Jerkin' It Very Old School
Are you familiar with that whole "steampunk" thing all the kidz are talking about? If so, congratulations—you're a nerd! Fortunately, we love nerds around here and that's why this video tickled (or maybe abused) our various bones. For the uninitiated, steampunk fans are into reading and writing about and even building old-timey technological contraptions that may not be as convenient or cheap (or useful) as your fancy modern doo-dads, but they sure look cool on a shelf in the den. (If you still don't get it, read more Boing Boing.) Well, online nerd leader Merlin Mann has taken this aesthetic to its logical conclusion,with his own homemade steampunk onanism device, modeled after the "masturbatory sketchbook" of H.G. Wells (the "Leonardo Da Vinci" of jerking off). Yes, it's expensive and heavy and very, very painful to use, but fapping with this will make you so totally punk! Steampunk that is! Dig the old world, "artis-anal" craftsmanship below. More » -
#diy
A Polish man working in England who was caught in a compromising position with his vacuum cleaner, claims he was just vacuuming his underwear, which is "a common practice in Poland." Of course, it is! How do you get potato chip crumbs out of your pants? (thesun.co.uk) -
#condoms
We often wonder what to do with all the free condoms we have lying around (aside from, you know ... the obvious), but it never occurred to us to make a condom aquarium. Probably because we like fish and don't want to kill them with this horrible idea. (practicalfishkeeping.co.uk) -
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#found
Sexy Etsy Post-Holiday Gift Guide Roundup
Handmade goods are hot; after all, when someone's good with their hands, they're ... well, good with their hands. And when you mix handmade goods with sex, consider us sold. Here's a look at some of the sexy (and sometimes strange) goods we've come across lately at Etsy.com, our favorite stop for all things artsy and craftsy. If Santa didn't bring you what you were hoping for this holiday, cheer yourself up by picking up a little something for yourself. Your own hands will thank you.
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#howto
How To Make Killer Amateur Porn (With Examples!)
There's no shortage of guides out there purporting to tell you how to make your own homemade sex video, but perhaps only a dedicated smuthound like Davo could create a list of ten helpful tips complete with video clips to show you how it's done. Because really ... just knowing that things like lingerie, double penetrations, and fruits and vegetables can make the difference between a truly amateur effort and a genuine masterpiece isn't nearly as instructive as actually seeing them in action. More » -
#technology
And while we're on the subject of vibrators ... what's cooler than the music-powered OhMiBod sex toy? An OhMiBod when it's plugged in to a guitar. It's almost enough to make us want to date a musician. Almost.. (notcot.com) -
#howto
Even though 2 out of 6 Fleshbot staff members already have their own set of squishably pre-installed stress units, we're glad to see the brainy breast lovers at Instructables providing this how-to on making a stress boob of your very own. After all, you never know when an extra one (or two) might come in handy. (instructables.com - thanks Courtney) -
#sextoys
Just in time for your pre-Thanksgiving kitchen preparations, here are 15 naughty things you can do with a turkey baster besides impregnate that nice lesbian couple who live next door. Here's one more use that you probably hadn't thought of: Baste a turkey! (homemade-sex-toys.com) -
#bondage
Electric Bondageland: Building The Better BDSM Gear
One of our favorite things about this job is seeing the incredible ingenuity that people will employ in the neverending struggle to get themselves off. It's seems like a pretty straightforward task, but that has never stopped nerds, geeks, tinkerers, crafters, and OCD sufferers from adding as many bells and whistles to the process as they can—usually after designing and building the bells and whistles themselves. More » -
#isthatanorgyinyourpocket
We're totally grooving on these hand-embroidered porno hankies, although considering what we usually use hankies for we'd hate to get all that fancy stitching mucked up with gooey stuff. (We meant blow our noses. What did you think we were talking about?) (Flickr, via Boing Boing) -
#diy
Anyone can stick their stems into a regular old flower vase, but it takes a special kind of perv to put them in a Naughty Deflower Vase, which you can make yourself bycircumcizingcutting up the condoms of your choice. Hopefully your orchids will still respect you in the morning. (trendhunter.com, via Shake Well Before Use) -
#sextoys
Attention all you horny hippies out there: the good folks at Homemade Sex Toys have provided these helpful instructions on how to tie-dye your dildo. Needless to say, waterproof pigments are a must unless you want to risk the chances of ... well, we'll let you come up with that mental picture yourself. (homemade-sex-toys.com) -
#found
Looking for a replacement for that worn out, overused cum rag? We recommend ordering this hand embroidered sex towel. Since it's clearly labeled, there's no chance you'll mix it up with, say, the one you use to dry your dishes with. (We usually just look for those telltale off-white stains to tell them apart, but you can't be too careful.) (etsy.com) -
#amateur
CUM2CUT: Do-It-Yourself Porn Comes To Berlin
The Berlin Porn Film Festival is returning to the German capital later this month, but for those of you who don't have a major adult feature film ready to premiere at the event, it's not too late to get in on the fun. In the tradition of Seattle's HUMP! festival, aspiring pornographers are invited to shoot and submit their own smutty films through Berlin's partner festival, CUM2CUT. There's only one catch—you have to film and edit the whole thing in Berlin in just four days. Fortunately, there's a secondary "pr0n" competition for non-German visitors that allows you to upload a short film to their site and entries from both contests will be shown at the main Berlin festival. Was it Andy Warhol who said "someday everyone will be in porn for 5 minutes," because that future may have already arrived?
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#found
Want to proudly display your love of naughty bits without wearing something as obvious as, say, a t-shirt? Have we got the naughty button pack for you! Sadly, there's no button yet for showing your love of gapes (or rimming them), but we're sure you'll be able to convey that perfectly clearly once the time comes. (etsy.com) -
#artsandcrafts
We've watched this video a dozen times and we still don't know how to make a "condom dance party". Well, we do know an alternative way, but you'll have to buy us dinner first. (danerd.com) -
#upyoursmacgyver
An Australian man was high on LSD and amphetamines when he broke into someone's house and constructed a "makeshift sex aid from a Toilet Duck bottle, a piece of wood and a latex glove." Hmmm ... you don't say? (news.com.au) -
#diy
The jigsaw massager may be just the thing to gently get you in the mood ... or bore a hole into your spine. Whatever gets you hot. (slashdong.com) -
#diy
While we're still dedicated to bringing you the latest developments in sophisticated dildo technology, let's not forget that there's something to be said for the homespun delights of a plain old cucumber, a block of wood, and some duct tape as well. After all, who needs to go through all those AA batteries when everything you need to get off is probably sitting right there in your produce bin and hardware drawer already? (video @ sicksiteradio.com) -
#sextoywatch
If there's one thing we can count on from Slashdong's qDot, it's that if he has a machine and it can vibrate, chances are he's going to find a way to fuck it. That's the kind of devotion and ingenuity that made this country great. (slashdong.org)
