Dita Von Teese and Alley Baggett (thesuperficial.com)
Dita Von Teese and Alley Baggett (thesuperficial.com)
Dita Von Teese and Alley Baggett (thesuperficial.com)
Dita Von Teese and Alley Baggett (thesuperficial.com)
Dita Von Teese and Alley Baggett (thesuperficial.com)
Dita Von Teese and Alley Baggett (thesuperficial.com)

To be fair, we should give these "journalists" some credit, as these photos date from a period when Dita worked as Bedroom Betty (rather than the period when she just made porn as Dita Von Teese). So they had to do some work to find them...and since we always love seeing Dita naked, we are at least grateful for that effort (though we'd be even more grateful if they would uncover more hardcore Dita porn).

Dita Von Teese (bild.de)
Dita Von Teese (bild.de)
Dita Von Teese (bild.de)
Dita Von Teese (thesun.co.uk)
Dita Von Teese (thesun.co.uk)
Dita Von Teese (thesun.co.uk)

Don't believe us? Perhaps this massive collection of images of Dita sans brassiere will help to sway your opinion. It's certainly given us some inspiration to, ahem, go for the gold.

· Dita Von Teese (paparazzigr.tv)

No, we're not completely clear on why the Germans got to include her in their performance (yes, she's got a "Von" in her name, but last we checked, she's American), and we're even less clear on why Dita's appearance didn't result in an automatic win for her team—but we do know that Dita at Eurovision is about the only thing that got us interested in it. (Maybe they should ask her to host next year?)

· [HD] Alex Swings Oscar Sings + Dita von Teese - Miss Kiss Kiss Bang @ Eurovision Song Contest 2009 (youtube.com)
· Dita on Eurovision (sexoteric.com)

Though we question the methods of the committee that created the list (are all the world's sexiest women really models and actresses?), we can't deny that this certainly is a list of some very sexy women. And we're happy to see that more than a few of our favorite celebs (hi Dita!) made it on the list.

· Las 50 Chicas Mas Sexys - DT _-2009 (Spain) (full list @ cameltap.com)

Why, nothing short of Andrew Blake's "5 Stars," a breathtaking collection of some of Blake's most memorable scenes, starring some of the most memorable women ever to fuck on film. Aria Giovanni, Janine Lindemulder, Sasha Grey, Tera Patrick, and Dita Von Teese are the "five stars" in question: and in case that collection of leading ladies isn't enough to put you in a stupor, the cast of co-stars includes Anita Blond, Regina Hall, Justine Joli, Dahlia Grey, Nina Kornikova, Kelle Marie, Kim Wilde, Faith Leon, Temptress, Sierra, Victoria, Julia Ann, Claire Adams and Paula Price.

We don't know about you, but we think we'll be calling in sick the minute we get our hands on a copy of this masterpiece.

· Andrew Blake (andrewblake.com)

Also joining Bianca in the top slots are Crush Objects Darenzia and (of course) Dita Von Teese. To be honest, we're a little surprised to see that AskMen has such fabulous taste in women... then again, Bianca, Darenza, and Dita are pretty amazing.

· Top 10: Modern Fetish Models (askmen.com)
· Thumbnail via KellyFind (kellyfind.com)

True, we may not live in a time where the merest hint of cleavage is enough to send shock waves through the city—but that doesn't mean that we can't appreciate the (relatively) modest glamour of the good old fashioned pinup girl—or, for that matter, of the girls of today who more than happily vamp their way towards pinup stardom and success.

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Masuimi Max (fetishbyanna.com)

Amelia (frillythiller.com)

Emily Marilyn (emilymarilyn.com)

Bettie (marthasgirls.com)

Alex (frillythriller.com)

Bernie Dexter (myvintagehut.com)

Dita Von Teese (glamourfilms.com)

Jessica Jaymes (jessica-jaymes.com)

Jamie Deadly (myfetishdiary.com)

Angelie Almendare (angelie.com)

*****

Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

· Dita on Kink: gallery and sample videos (kinkondemand.com via Violet Blue)

Kid Rock: We're pretty sure there was only one reason why the Kid Rock/Scott Stapp sex tape was ever released: to prove (to someone, we don't know who) that these two a) have (or at least had) groupies and b) have received oral sex. We're pretty sure we didn't need to know either of those things — but hey, that's the world of celeb sex tapes for you.

Joanie "Chyna" Laurer: Female pro-wrestlers don't get nearly enough attention in the press—though we're not really sure that the kind of attention that Chyna's sex tape generated was really appreciated by her fellow female wrestlers (can you say "inch-long and thick-as-a-pinkie clitoris with a corona resembling the head of a penis"?).

Amy Fisher: Given that Amy Fisher's biggest claim to fame was shooting someone in the face, it is, perhaps, a little odd that she followed that up with her very own sex tape. Then again, Amy's criminal career was spawned by an affair she had with the much older Buttafuoco. When she was a teenager. And seriously, how hot does "Long Island Lolita: Caught On Tape" sound? (Related, but vastly less hot: the Joey Buttafuoco sex tape.)

Verne Troyer: Next up in our list of unlikely pornstars is Verne Troyer (better known as "Mini-Me."). Though Troyer didn't take too kindly to his time in the spotlight, we feel the release of his sex tape was actually a bit of a public service. Firstly, it taught us all that, no matter how different you may look, there's always someone out there who'll be willing to love you (and commit it to tape!). Secondly, it gave us all a very, very detailed lesson in how not to kiss.

Gene Simmons: And speaking of KISSing (ha!): you can't spell sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll without sex. And no one knows that better than KISS front man Gene Simmons, whose all too brief career in adult entertainment we were more than happy to analyze.

Dustin Diamond: If you'd told us, as kids, that Screech of "Saved by the Bell" fame would one day be the star of his very own sex tape, we probably would have run screaming from the room (well, after having you explain what, exactly, a "sex tape" was). That reaction wouldn't have been so far off: Dustin Diamond's last ditch effort to reclaim the spotlight was pathetic at best—but at the same time, isn't the whole pathetic grasp at fame thing the whole point of a self-released sex tape? (Oh, and also: Dirty Sanchez.)

Jenna Lewis: Screech wasn't the first "celebrity" to cash in on a "stolen" sex tape: that honor goes to Jenna Lewis, better known as Jenna from "Survivor," who raked in over $70,000 (and extended her fifteen minutes of fame) with her very own sex tape.

Kim Kardashian: And then, of course, there was Kim Kardashian's romp with R&B star Ray J. We never really figured out why Kim was supposed to be a celebrity, but at least she managed to make it with someone with at least a little bit of cred. And, for that matter, Kardashian managed to rake in a decent amount of money, too (much as she denied that she had had any part in the tape's public launch).

Colin Farrell and Nicole Narain: Given that Colin Farrell and former Playboy Playmate are two people we'd actually want to see get it on (as opposed to, well, many of the people who made this list), we were largely convinced that their rumored sex tape had to be a hoax. Yet somehow, it wasn't! See, sometimes the powers that be really do listen to our prayers.

Paris Hilton: Paris's tape hits the top of our list not so much for its quality (it's shot in night vision, for one thing, and Paris was never much of performer) but instead for its cultural significance. Before her flirtation with amateur porn, Paris was just a D-list party girl and hotel chain heiress; post-"One Night in Paris," she was a full-fledged C-list celebutante with her very own reality show. Using a sex tape to eke out a modicum of fame and launch oneself into the spotlight? Brilliant. (Oh, and there's also the matter of Paris's sexploits hitting the newswires the same day that Fleshbot launched—five years ago today! So maybe we're a little sentimental? It happens.)

Bonus Scandal! Dita Von Teese: Lovely Dita didn't so much make a "sex tape" as star in some arty lesbian fetish porn—but hey, the video was hot enough (and the scandal hyped up enough), that we had to include it somewhere. It also wins points for generating one of the best headlines ever seen: "Dita Von Teese had sex with a shoe." She sure did.

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· Sexy Science By Dita on YouTube (youtube.com, via sex-and-blogs.com)

· Dita Von Teese Bizarre Magazine (08/08) (dailypoa.com)

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· "Dita has a secret porn flick past" (thesun.co.uk)
· Dita's Sweetshop - Videotapes (ditasdomain.com)
· "Decadence" (imdb.com)